Hey guys

Hey guys.
Since we have Overwatch thread and WoW:Legion threads, can we also have a Hearthstone thread? I really enjoy this videogame from time to time on my phone. It's really fun.
I haven't played for awhile now, and I enjoy the fact the meta is always evolving.

What's your favorite card?
What's your favorite class to play?
What's your favorite voiced line from a card? and why is it Stormwind cleric

If you don't like the game that's okay. You can still post your spoiled porn dump and complain about the game.

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No.

you're always welcomed to have a videogame discussion user. Thanks for your opinion.

Sure thing OP. +1

You made this thread as a passive-aggressive response to the mere existence of Overwatch and WoW threads on Holla Forums in order to give everyone the impression that Holla Forums is descending further into casual cancer than it already is, didn't you?

He obviously did, but being an idiot he didn't realize how that's only going to encourage the truly retarded to crawl out of the woodwork as it were.

No. I just want to talk about videogames.

There is nothing to discuss about Hearthstone that hasn't already been said.
Now, post porn.

It's not Pay to win. You can get gold and cards by playing the game.
If anything, the correct term is pay-to-savetime

Casual, enjoyable freemium game with many crazy things that can happen is a positive outtake of the words you utilized.

To be fair, Hearthstone threads DO pop up on occasion, yes they always devolve into alternate Free RNG Card Games, but they do happen.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I don't understand why people go out of their way to shitpost in a thread just because they don't like the content they're talking about, even though it is relevant to board discussion and harmless to anyone else.

1. You don't
2. You aren't

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By definition, if you can pay to have an advantage over non-payers, it's pay to win.
Now fuck off.

Hearthstone is only casual if you have the money to invest on it. Grinding gold requires an inmense amount of time, and you need cards to stay competitive. And remember, winning is fun.

Enjoyability is subjective. I can name free alternatives to Hearthstone that don't require money to play.

The degree of randomness in Hearthstone is not good at all and that randomness can fuck you up or make you win already lost games. I'd play dice instead if I wanted to bet on the RNG.

Now, where is the porn?

nah


The game is free. It is up to your free judgement to purchase cards or not. Nobody is forcing you to purchase them. Being triggered there's an option to buy cards is silly, considering devs need to monetize their labor somehow.


By all means name the alternatives. I might be interested. Do they have the high traffic and playerbase Hearthstone does? Multiplayer is not fun if its a dead multiplayer community.

i dont know but i like gnome tits

whats the matter did contrarian cuck lose its edge?

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I like the "Draw a card" cards in general. Maybe there's a "Gnomes only" deck somewhere that works as a meme

It's rather funny to be honest

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Check the Yu-gi-oh generals, cocatrice, and the Netrunner online card game.

Thanks. We can /thread now.

You don't though. The only advantage from paying is you skip needing to get coins from winning so that you just instantly get card packs to use.

Like with the latest expansion, I paid nothing and instead just kept on playing and got what cards I wanted, then converted cards I didn't want into those I did.

It's why on sites like Hearthpwn which have deck lists you can use, they'll list the dust requirements, since you gather dust from just playing regularly.

You're not doing a good job at defending your point or trying to win me over.

Holla Forums doesn't play the game so they will spew whatever they hear other anons say instead of trying the game themselves.


Its like you don't want more porn or actual discussion.
If you don't like a thread, don't post on it. Just because the game triggers you doesn't mean others can't discuss about it.

maybe so. id like to have a legitimate discussion but i dont play the game. all i know is that gnome girls get my dick hard

fuck that gay shit. lets talk about Elder™ Scrolls™ Legends™ by legendary game developer Todd Howard instead, fellow goyim.

Thing is, I can get why someone would think these kinds of things since there are a lot of F2P games that do the bullshit they're imagining Hearthstone does.

Hell, I used to find it difficult to do the 'quests' in Hearthstone for easy gold every day, then that challenge went away with Tavern Brawls that do the random goofy rules so pretty much all quests are easy to get done with if you want.

The fuck is this shit?

Bethesda's hope that combining the epic elder scrolls storytelling with hearthstone will be more appealing to braindead redditors than hearthstone

Elder™ Scrolls™ Legends™
didntcha read his post?

France wants the Hearthstone audience now too, but at least theirs plays differently… mostly.

This kind of thread sounds like something a Goon would make to try and get Overwatch banned to alienate part of the board.

i would agree but op doesnt seem to be going out of his way to make an ass of himself. and id *like* to think our janitorial staff have been around the block enough to not fall for such elementary school ruses.

Goon are probably more clever than we make them out to be in hopes we underestimate them.
That, and they're probably in bed with CTR and the government.

nice try goon

i just hope this is joke. Whatever Bethesda should die 10 years ago.

In b4 Eternal shilling.


I'd like gnome tits too but the colored hair and manface tumblrnoses endemic to Warcraft gnomes really turns me off. Now, the chick from Red Dragon Inn…

And here's one with slightly more boobage on show. *She has cleavage freckles*

are there fairies in warcraft? i know there are fairy dragons and fairy fire in warcraft 3 but ive never heard of pixie fairies.

they did a pretty good job aesthetically with chromie in heroes of the stork i think. one of her skins makes her tits bigger too. course you gotta pay for bigger tits.
shame theres hardly and lewds of her

I couldn't agree more, fellow gamer. I've been playing a lot of The Elder Scrolls V™ Skyrim™ Special Edition™ and I must say, it has gotten me excited for Elder Scrolls™ Legends™.

This card art is fucking terrible.

Good question, I don't recall fairies ever

This would honestly be the perfect card game if not for the jewry and the overtly rigged RNG which they have admitted to rigging.


My favorite actually playable card is Dirty Rat. Not only does it help shut down aggro but we finally, finally have a way to shut down those cancerous OTK decks without being an autoinclude midrange fucker like Loatheb was. Just a very well balanced, good idea of a card.

My favorite card of all time period is Nozdormu. I love dragons, I love the bronze dragonflight and I love effects that are just so fucking "out there" that they leave you speechless. Actually the first card I ever crafted was a golden Nozdormu - have you ever seen his golden art? It's absolutely beautiful.


Rogue Craaaaawling iiiiin my skiiiiin


They need to remove Charge from Patches. The reason you play him is that he is a 1/1 pirate that costs literally no resource whatsoever, not even a draw. The problem with him is that his charge makes it completely impossible to ever gain tempo against pirates because anything with less than 5 fucking health will be efficiently traded into. I guarantee he would still be played without charge, which means that charge is nothing but unnecessary extra power.

Also something needs to be done about Ragnaros. He has been autoinclude in ever deck that has any intention of going to turn 8 since the day the game was launched. There has never been ANY meta that he was bad in. Why does nobody talk about the 1 mana less King Krush that circumvents taunt and doesn't take damage from trading?

Second pic is a meme deck that I made after opening Auctionmaster Beardo.

Also what the fuck is a Stormwind Cleric

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kys, casual trash

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Every interaction in hearthstone that involves more than one card with text on it is anything but clear.

There are basically two (2) unwritten rules you need to memorize:


For instance if you get board cleared with 2 minions and Duplicate in play, the minion you played first will be duplicated.

Or if you kill a Mad Scientist with Blackwing corruptor:


The only single interaction in the entire game that doesn't make sense to me is Sylvanas being able to steal Deathwing because Sylvanas should have been killed before Deathwing entered the field.

P2W trash.

6 win streak and counting

/vg/ go away

But that's wrong
Blizzards code is fucking garbage and does whatever it wants

Do you not have more?

Blizzcucks are infesting this board just like cockroaches on a niggers house.

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So do the top players get to play arena infinite times?

You only need like 4 wins to break even right?

If we allow threads like this then what is to stop the tumblrtale, gone homo, and lisa threads to come back?

Don't call it a grave, this is what you have chose.

There are already valve threads, steam threads, eceleb threads, and overwatch threads, who cares.

Jesus christ how cancerous.
Links to first two:
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Bless the user that translated the third one in the rabbit rabbit thread.

Kill yourself you shit taste pleb


Thank you based user

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Is this blizzard trying to get back at me for refunding overwatch?

Post the rest nigger.

shit what's this fetish called? Not the futa, but a woman being dominated by a larger/more muscular one? I have no idea why I'm so aroused now.

cuck fetish

Sorry you're a cuck user

AKA "aggro and zoo are piss easy to play and powerful as fuck and cards that are made to protect against aggro and zoo end up helping them instead"

AKA "every class ends up playing exactly the same and there is no meaningful deckbuilding thanks to mana/land/power splashing"

Jaraxxus perfectly describes what happens when you play him, right? That your HP is capped at 15hp and your hero power changes and you get a weapon, right? Ysera clearly lays out what cards you can randomly get out of her, huh? Secrets and battlecry priorities and turn end effects all make sense right? "Summon X minions that died" following no order or reason when you hit the 7 minion limit makes sense, right?

I agree the digital format can help with such things but Hearthstone is a terrible example.

Instead you go face face face in an uninteractive way and the opponent has nothing to do about it.

Agreed. Eternal does it better in that Counterspell can be used on spells only so you can avoid a boardwipe/combo with some foresight

AKA "I am so bad but the game distracts me from time to time by dropping a Doomsayer from Piloted Shredder and I kinda feel like I am better than I am". Or Imp-losion for 4 damage. Or Ragnaros sniping the right target. Or Babbling Book giving you the polymorph or any spell you really need. Or really any other event where the goal is to make casual players think they are better than they actually are.

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I was going to post this shit but I was at work and OP is such a fucking dick sucking shill.