Obviously Kotaku is a bunch of unfunny hacks, that don't know that girls can love girls...

Obviously Kotaku is a bunch of unfunny hacks, that don't know that girls can love girls. but I wanna talk about this for a sec, would Tracer even be able to USE those time rewind abilities? Even if she was given the dick it would kinda ruin the experience, since it feels like it would just get repetitive after the first good 5 times, and even then everyone with their eyes can see that she's clearly tainted with forbidden love. So I ask you Holla Forums, is it even practical for tracer to use her time-rewind powers for sex, and do you even care since Overwatch is basically a meme game like Undertale, but without the Genesis.

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also I'll be honest, I'm more upset that they capitalized the C in Holla Forums.

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I'll be honest, I'm more upset at the lack of sweet, sweet digits in this thread.

would you make sweet digits with me?

Overwatch is casual garbage but the porn is p good especially the widowmaker/tracer yuri

inb4 false flagging memetale autist spergs into the thread

LIKE THE JUST

No. Get the fuck out, fag enabler.

Where the fuck is that quote from? I doubt it's directly from Holla Forums and I refuse to believe someone would talk about Holla Forums in a place that Kotaku would read and quote. And who the fuck types it out as "Holla Forums"?

I still can't believe people fall for the most obvious PR bait of "hey our character is totally lesbian guys" let alone care about the lore in a game that goes out of it's way to make the actual game non-canon.

I'm reporting every Overwatch thread on Holla Forums now, good find op.

To be fair Kukui is a near perfect vacation cocksleeve.

it's shit that didn't happen lad

This thread is shit

First of all, nobody should be using queer to describe homosexuality, especially now that queer has become a term used for self-endearment among queers.
Secondly, I've seen Tracer suck enough dick to not give a shit if she's canonically queer or not.
Third, and lastly, who gives a shit about a character in what is essentially call of booty: modern waifuwares 2, being canonically anything. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this doesn't have a single player campaign, so developer canon is kind of fucking worthless here. There's the character bio and that's it, sexual preference has no place in their character bio.

to be fair the professor of sun and moon is the hottest of all the professors, and a sexy power bottom

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Truly this thread wasn't made by Rich Stanton to fish for reactions, because that'd be pretty pathetic of Nick Stanton.

Oh wait he's a journalist he just might be.

Get the fuck off Holla Forums.

You're not helping.

why the surprise?

also that singular in the title

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Calm your tits lad.

Shouldn't this site be shut down by now? Why the fuck is it still up?

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I don't have any you estrogen ridden faggot.

First they ruin Miss Pauline, and now this bitch as waifu material. Its like they want to alienate every male cis scum who wants to bang hot chicks. Truly Overwatch is the new TF2.


How shocking.

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I like that webm.

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Liar.

A-are you questioning the journalistic integrity of Kotaku?
Really?
REALLY?

Wait, so Koktaco now admit that fictional women don't exist? And since when did anybody care what a Mexican feminist PR agency thinks about anything?

Did slowtaku actually sink to writing fanfiction about an indonesian skiprope board? Sad!

Miss Pauline was one of the few times that shoehorned developer canon really twisted my fucking nutsack. You don't just make a decent animation to boast an upcoming update, involve the character one of the mercs has been pining over, imply the two characters actually have a connection, only to then be told "nope sorry she's gay".

Also the fact the kotaku now seems to be pushing the narrative that gamers are homophobic for being outraged at a character being lesbian is ridiculous. No gamer is outraged over a character being lesbian, if they're outraged at all, it's probably because it was the worst choice for making a character lesbian.
It would have been better for Jizzard to ship the dorito goblin with the snow cone queen. Fuck the british cunt.

is she really "canonically queer?" I hope not just so kotaku has another piece of shit to stink themselves up with.

Heh.

Couldn't you spin this into them being homophobic for slutshaming this proud independent womyn's flat ass earlier this year?

How dare you! This is hard hitting journalistic humor!

All they need to do now is also make her a tranny since she looks like an underaged boy with long legs anyway.

it was in comics but I would like to see the proof as well

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Fortunately Pauling's sexuality is just the say-so of Jay Pinkerton whose writing contribution to the comics is dubious at best. He's listed as a co-writer but given he's a former Cracked writer and he's about as funny as rubber vomit I get the sneaking suspicion he's just a coffee-boy at Valve and Erik Wolpaw's the majority of the work. Especially that no other Valve employee would comment on the issue, which says to me it was just Pinkerton running his flapping mouth on Twitter.

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I'm just baffled about what the fuck is happening at Valve.

It's not natural for such a financially successful company to be doing this little. They are in desperate need of someone employed there to just spill the fucking beans about what the fuck they are playing at.

Perhaps they're trying to say Team Fortress 2 is relevant despite how much they changed it.

Couldn't Blizzard just, you know, not do any of this and simply go about maintaining their fucking game?
Do we really need identity politics in EVERYTHING now?

Apparently yes, I can still play the game but you wouldn't believe the amount of SJWs invading the forums periodically demanding "diversity" in the game's cast.

Overwatch has a canon? It doesn't even have a story mode.

It has "lore" but the gameplay usually never reflects it, OW is like an FPS rendition of Mario Party, except the characters never had anything before that, probably from Project Titan.

We need a Wario character

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