Healsluts of Holla Forums need to calm the fug down with this shit

uhhhh

Is there one?

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There's even english patches too
HOOOOOO BOYYYYYY
Thanks man!

I'm sorry, user. I know it's bad to be a slut, but I just can't help it. I'm always thinking of my group's big hard cocks, and how much work they put into forming the raid groups. It's frustrating sometimes, I know, so if I could just suck them off and relieve some stress I think it would feel good.

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How many people have never hunted monsters with Holla Forums?

It is the best thing in life there is. Shocking.

We are the monsters
We must hunt ourselves

Better than t-touching a Girl?

No son, thats called 'Masturbation' and thats because you think strange, lewd thoughts.

Hunters can be cute girls together.

Let me guess. It was a WHM. I can see an AST being that faggy, but probably not a SCH, at least, not a real SCH. I can see one of those "I'm a healer, it's not my job to DPS" SCHs being a faggot.

Of course it was a WHM, a Miqo'te of course.

Could just as EASILY have been an au ra.

don't get your hopes up
those mmo monhuns are shit

maybe a none xaela.

Seriously though, I often feel ashamed of being a miqo'te. So many miqo'te are public degenerates who put their fetishes into their search comments.

I am a respectable miqo'te who keeps his F-list private, only offering it when it's asked for, and keeps his erp to his private, locked home/apartment.

Heal this nerds.

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Well i dont see whats so spe-

At least you don't also main DRG.

Right?

RIGHT?

For the shekels, goy.

My jobs go: Scholar, Paladin, Astrologian, Ninja, the rest of them that I hate but have at 60 for some reason, White Mage.

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What the fuck dude

I must ask once again.

With all the cute and hot girls in both vidya and anime without including porn, why are so many anons on Holla Forums fucking gay?

AAAAAAAAA

An instilled distrust of women in all their forms?

2D allows for what is effectively a girl with a dick. Thats all i can think of it as.

That or this is all an MK Ultra experiment to push the dreaded gay agenda!?!?

They sound like faggots.

Because when it comes right down to it, people don't actually want cute and hot girls.

They want women they get along well with, or imagine they would.

Is this a joke?
Our MH general is completely dead as shit and nobody fucking plays with each other, all they do all day is complain, bitch about each other and never post any rooms.

Unless you mean halfchan /vg/ MH general, then yes, that's very active, but that's cheating, you're not actually playing with people from here.

Men really care more about getting along with a woman than how she looks? Are you telling the truth?

People dont use the general because they dont need to look for hunt rooms anymore.

And Generations is kind of shitty.

Holla Forums really just wants a mommy its okay to fuck who loves them to an almost yandere degree.

That's utter bullshit, even in 4U prime we had 1/10th of the rooms /vg/ had.
The MH general here has always been dead as shit and the regulars a bunch of spergs that hate each other.

Well, you should know because you're a man, right? Right?

I have not visited 4chan in over 2 years so i wouldn't know.

Then shut your whore mouth and don't talk about shit you know nothing about.

All that matters is if she wears glasses and doesnt have a bigger gut than tits.

Though my experience is limited, my past relationships have always crashed and burned because the girl I was with didn't really gel with me personality wise. Never date a girl with blue hair, and never date anybody in drama kids, trust me, save yourself the trouble

Both of those girls were pretty hot, but fuck man, I'd settle for a 5/10 to hold hands and shit with if she can just go a month without making me miserable.

I'd be alright with that And not just because incest is my fetish, I swear

Yes, because on a base level you fucking know that you'd despise ever actually being around ninety-nine out of a hundred women you think look good.

Accurate. Doesn't everyone?

Right, and that's why you totally definitely enjoy the company and get along well with all those women, my man.

Its not a fetish its the psychology. Holla Forums wants a christmas cake thats as tender and loving and supportive as a mom but also can be cock hungry ara or shy and lovey dovey in the bedroom.
2D understands this perfection and awakens primals feelings in you that you find hard to articulate. After many centuries of soul searching i have come to this profound truth of anons heart.

Does this really need to be explained, you goddamn autistic pieces of shit?

A relationship has the same basis of a friendship, if you don't get along with the person you're starting a relationship with, it falls apart just like any friendship would fall apart.
Putting benis in bagina only keeps both of your shit together for so long.

What kind of moron doesn't understand that it works just like any friendship you've ever had-

Oh, i get it now.

Seems to me like your only experience with healsluts is the really obnoxious ones who get off to exhibitionism. the best healsluts imo are the ones you never know are healslutting, save for some skimpy wear in-game. You can think they're healslutting, but in reality, they don't mention anything outside of some casual borderline flirty banter and don't moan obnoxiously when they cast cure 1. Meanwhile the people on the other end have no idea said healslut currently has a 4-inch wide cock buried in their ass while they're playing. It's a fun feeling when nobody knows you're being fucked viciously while you're applying tank butter. You should just find better healsluts. like me.

I was just explaining to the user who asked the question, friend, no need to freak.

Mercy get back to Kings Row you undead pervert.

Some anons just need a 5 out of 10 thats their autistic equal to be content.

Oedipus Complex is a meme.

Fucking accurate. Thank you.

Oedipus complex is a symptom of an understandable shitshow.

I've realized I'm really short on good mother/son incest doujins

Anybody got any recommendations? Preferably no shota, and preferably no stepmom bullshit. I know it's off topic but this thread's shit anyway so fuck it.

(definitely checked)
what?

I'm more for teenagers, Shota on MILF doesn't do it for me.

>no shota

Who hurt you, user?

Anything Glassfishbowl. Yuuki Ray, although that shit gets fucked up and messes with your head. "Porn Mags, Me, and the Neet Onee-Chan". Whatever the fuck pic related is called.

good lord why

Learn to put sage in the damn email field or you'll bump threads that are actually shit in the future.

I won't get mean as long as I get some sauce.

Sick digits

Nobody, I just can't be aroused by that situation for some reason. Thanks for the recs.

Voltar in Awesomenauts, because need to keep retards on a leash and being deceptively powerful with non-flashy drones and robot pushes is awesome. "Come and get me, I'm a vulnerable support naut!" Seconds later they die from my swarm of drones, and if they're smart they're scared of me for the rest of the match.

loud minority

But that's wrong, you fucking retard

Couldn't tell ya why, user, just that big cocks feel amazing. Naturally you don't start with it unless you feel like getting your intestine stitched together. Don't knock it till you try it. Safely, of course.

This has inspired me to cause violence!
The old man was right, vidya needs to be banned!

I'M GONNA DO IT

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BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE

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NICE SHIRT

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Nice trips nerd.
Oh wait a minute… Aww.

Senpai in the streets
Kawaii in the sheets

I blame all the estrogen in the water and food nowadays

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why are so many people falling for the vaginal jew?

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Stop embarassing yourself to this degree user.

It's your own fault you go for healsluts.
I can't be a fucking healer anymore because the second they find out I don't wiggle my ass around like a faggot it's the second I'm getting dropped for attentionfags.

I bet you don't even look cute on a dress, fag

you're still a faggot though

It's not their fault that the water makes them gay.

Gross

Fuck off back to tumblr, retard.

Almost forgot you were retarded as well, you raging literal faggot.

Fuck off attentionwhore.

I can see that now.

Keep on worshipping the vagina like the Jews have told you to do, not everyone can be a part of the master race.

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Reminder that it is your board "culture" of acting homosexual "ironically" and conditioning yourselves to be sexually aroused by futas and so on that makes genuinely mentally ill people feel welcome here.

Explains your presence here tbh

LOL, what a thin skinned bitch

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I'm not surprised.

Everyone knows that Holla Forums pushes this shitty healslut meme. They want everyone to be faggots like them.

No, I am here because this board provides me with gaming news. Beyond this one job, you are an indistinguishable biomass whose only other interaction with me has been to beg for tips.

wew lads

Always been here. Typically, you're so far below my ratings that you don't get the opportunity to speak to me.

all Holla Forums is shit and all Holla Forums is gay as fuck and in the closet self hating only difference between the right and left is the right keeps it in a closet at a roadhouse waaay outta town but its still flaming.

You're still replying though :^)
Also thanks for confirming younwere a welfare leech.

Kill yourself.

That just confirms you never went there lad
Take your own advice, welfare leech.

I directly deny that I am a welfare recipient. I'm down to have some fun at the expense of an invalid between sets.

They really aren't
They're a bunch of redditors and twitterfags, the election, golden goy, and shit moderation killed Holla Forums

Why are you being civil with a retard?

The only retard is you here lad, you conflated NEETsocs and Holla Forums. Except Holla Forums loathes NEETsocs. Whoops.

Stop posting anytime and fuck off back to whatever shithole you come from.

Sorry for what?

You really do need to die.

Safety and using a dildo 4 inches wide is mutually exclusive I'm pretty sure. I had to whip out my ruler to remind myself how large that actually is.

Healslut shit was around before Holla Forums was ever even a thing.

Why do we have to put up with retarded fags like the one shitposting a storm in here?

Victory sure feels sweet.
A cuck till the bitter end.

You're making this too easy for me.

You're both shitposting at this point. It boils down to spamming "no u".

Fine by me. I'm not ever backing down.

maybe you should show us just how wide it really is and also how gaping you are

Gotta defend your POSTING CAREER on an anime imageboard I see?

Keep going. The worst I'm doing is still arguing when I have no reason to stop.

You're not fooling anyone :^)

Not into gay shit friendo. I just mourn anons ass.

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I thought you were him

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dubs

No one seriously gets paid to act like a fuccboi while playing games, do they?

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You thought that was neat? Watch me reattach it!

Number 5 or Number go fuck yourself

ALMOST 15 MINUTES HAVE PASSED
WHERE ARE YOU

LEFT HAND

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Number 16

BOOM

My only actual friend is my wife

underrated post

Sorry man, 26 always in my heart.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THAT?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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