So how about that Crash?

does the game look slower to anyone?

Why does this need a remaster anyway? The original games still look completely fine. It and Spyro are probably the two games series on the PSX that have aged perfectly due to their stylization.

I felt the same way, so did a couple of people I was talking to during the event, something just feels off.

Have there been any better screenshots of Tawna? She looked like she got the current year treatment in the blurry ones.

You're just being autistic user. I think it was pretty well.

Tawna is shit and a slut. How come at the end of the game she was already rescued?

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Wasn't she free the entire time anyway? You see her at the Bonus Levels just hanging out.

In a word, shitty. the game looks like a fan made mod on the source engine.

The devs are random jackasses with a history of doing boring ports and random bullshit (like Polaris SnoCross). also founded by indians.

I dont really give a shit about this, the VA in the original game was fine and if they brought back the original talent it would probably get fucked up ALA Duke nukem/RogueOne Darth Vader.

Too early to tell, gameplay in the trailer is too scripted to gain an accurate representation of the finished product. mite be gud, but given the vibes i get from the rest of the game i dont have high hopes. The camera angle appears to be different and more pulled back, though this might just be the editing. Albeit if this shit controls tighter than a twinks asshole it'll be worth playing my other points notwithstanding.

some of it looks fine, other parts look terrible. They're floaty for one. The animation and effects for jumping and spinning change during different points of the trailer. one version has that tazmanian tiger effect and colour and the other doesnt. different captures from different builds got into the trailer maybe? They also look like they've been slowed down. crash also has this retarded expression on his ugly mutant faggot face.

The colours look washed out and pale. vegetation seems to be spaced out and less dense. The bloom and fog effects both look like shit, were not in the original game .there's that lack of void space, the black nothingness in dark areas or around pits (like that chamber with that guy in the green jacket and the fucked up head). The lighting is screwed and ruins the atmosphere. The original game(s) had a dark, damp and vibrant atmosphere that was pretty foreboding but still fun to run a little orange testicle monster around in. Preview footage from most of Crash Bandicoot 3 is missing so i cant comment on it, if they left it out at this point of the games development cycle i can't imagine it's compelling.

The Devs either dont understand or dont care about what made the originals aesthetics and gameplay appealing. Sony is doing this to milk shekels from the nostalgia teet.

I played the games as a yongfag and subsequently a few times since so my viewpoint is bias, but i can still say this remake looks like shit.

To make a long story short, it looks "off".
The biggest problem i have with it visually is that the colors are muted.
Why are the colors muted?
Just why?
Why the fuck are the colors muted?
We have tons of modern games that have very vibrant colors, so what the fuck happened here?
Why the fuck would you mess with the colors, when crash is notoriously a series that always had very intense colors everywhere for every single object, character and backgrounds?

Gameplay wise it looks more or less alright, but until we have an hands on experience that's hard to tell.

I think the animation plays at a different pace compared to Crash's movement speed compared tot he original.

I'M DR. CORTEX AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!

Looks fucking horrible.

they'll likely give her no breasts due to Naughty Dog basically being a completely different company from back then with the leading guy of the company basically being a cuckold.

Why is it always muh daughter with these fucks? Seriously.

naughty dog isn't making it

THANK GOD

no, thank you for the overreaction

Why don't you ask about things that actually fucking matter, like GAMEPLAY? You know, since we're talking about a video GAME. Actually no, just kill yourself. You're a worthless subhuman.

o-oh, sorry god-sama.

Because he's shit at video games so he has no other way to enter this discussion.

In a word, 'bleh'. The game is clearly in its alpha stages, seeing as how the trailer, B-roll footage, and stage demo were three different builds. Also, the voice acting is amazing.

The Cortex Vortex failed when Crash went into is, which is why he's dumb and not in control of Cortex. The entire game, the Vortex is being repaired. That's why she hasn't been brainwashed yet. Her appearance in the bonus levels, along with the bonus levels themselves, are purely cosmetic. It doesn't matter anyway, since she's a slut who left Crash for Pinstripe.

I really enjoyed this game as a kid, but then I discovered what furries were years later and now I can't enjoy CB anymore.

Pick one.

Listen, I know it's small, but it's still to do with the design of the game.

This one is the same level designs though. The new shit is just relics added to Crash 1 and 2, which is great. I love new shit as long as it doesn't change what's already there.

She was held at the top of Cortex Castle. She wasn't tied up but still trapped.

Her boobs are just as big but she has a slightly different shirt. Also she attempts to fight the Lab Assistants who grab her at the end of the opening cutscene.

The video showing what she looks like is in the OP, you colossal fucking retard.

Serious tits? Check.

Skimpy outfit? Check.

It's same way for me. I try to push it to the back of my mind, but then something weird happens and you know some freak was getting off to it. It's like sly cooper. I can ignore the furry stuff for the most part, and then one of the characters grows into a giant, and that ruins it for me. You just can't escape it, what was something done for fun now comes off as fetish material.

I don't give a shit about Tawna. Show me what Coco looks like.

I don't remember this coming up in the games or official sources.

Let me tell you a secret:

Some freak is getting off to everything

this.

i want to fuck coco.

That still doesn't change the fact that furries make it unavoidable. With some games it's just innuendo, but furries throw it in everyone's face. Which is one of the many reasons they are so hated.

Is it canon in Crash Boom Bang? Because I'm pretty sure that's the only other game where Tawna appears except for a photograph on Crash's mantle in Warped. But I'm not about to even bother playing Crash Boom Bang because it looks like shit and is well after the series went to shit overall.

It was stated in various Japanese supplementary materials, along with early revisions of the website. In fact, Sony Interactive Entertainment Japan was the main reason for Tawna's removal, being uncomfortable with Crash having a sexy girlfriend. That's why Coco was created for Crash 2. While it was never stated directly in any North American game release, Crash Boom Bang does mention that Tawna is "crazy" for Pinstripe.

I'd love to turn into Crash Bandicoot and grow size 30 feet.

It has to be size 30.

I'm jacking off to your post to prove a point

All the stories I've heard, including from the creators of the original games, say it was some marketing woman at Universal who hated Tawna because feminism.

It was the marketing director who pressured the president of Universal to make Naughty Dog tone down Tawna's appearance, but it was ND's dissatisfaction with the end result, along with SIEJ's insistence that Crash have a more family-friendly ally that removed her forever (except for Twinsanity and Crash Boom Bang years later).

But Tawna isn't in Twinsanity.

Tawna did have a cameo and was supposed to have dinner with Dingodile and have a model, but Twinsanity was rushed.

you sick bastards

Daily reminder that the owner's license on Bubsy expired leaving it to beliterally bought by a batshit insane Tumblr Autist who's made Bubsy into a Manic-depressive transsexual with visible bulge and tearing mascara, featured in a number of fangames and again, I need to repeat this, has had an entire continuity written across the entire bubsy franchise, which this autist owns ever fucking collective piece of for him to dictate every inch of the character, and depicts sonic as a batshit insane sadist out to rub his face in everyone's shit.

This transsexual shemale with breast implants Bubsy is also a prostitute, and I swear, I am not fucking making this up.

It doesn't matter if sonic, mario, and Crahs go bad, because every waking day, you can pray that you will never meet the same fate as Bubsy the Bobcat.

could be a lot worse.

look at spyro for fucks sake. He isn't even allowed to be depressed. they deformed him and forced him into a game that sucks.

besides i like tranny depressed bubsy

I've seen the blog and ran as fast as I could, but please tell me that the tranny legally owning the Bubsy license isn't real

i dont think he legally owns anything. 718261 is just being retarded and exaggerating things out of proportion and without proof.

anyone have the link to that tumblr though? could go in and check.

That's hilarious. Furries and their ridiculous purchases always cracks me up. Besides, it's not like anything of value has been ruined.

it's this sulkysadbobcat.tumblr.com/

WHAT THE FUCK

not quite sure what to feel

can't find anything about buying the IP though.

I know right? It's fucked, we've hit levels of pozzing transsexualism that shouldn't even be possible here.

You should check what vidya licences are out to expire anons, yours could be next for the Soylent.

It's a really fucking old post if I recall. That or it become free.

As a wise man once said, "Everything that Bubsy ever touches turns to shit or will eventually be shit, because of destiny or some shit".

I don't think this is some mentally ill rambling or some shit, just pure autism

if you look on the blog, the person posting things admits they are running the blog as a hype generation for Space Funeral 4, in which this tranny bubsy is going to make an appearance.

well the person who made tranny bubsy is an ugly shitskin tranny themselves. mental illness is pretty much confirmed.

you mean SqrlyJack?

on the topic of this Jimquisition Was involved in something with this night cosmic Austist's work. I think he fucking put down a commission.

Oh by the way, there -is- Porn.

I know, the last time this was brought up was in a drawthread.

These fucking people man.

oh boy

But wait, there's more!

Dodged a massive fucking bullet there.

yep, there is.

i dunno, he seems like way too cool of a guy to be a mentally unstable tranny, even if he turned the character into one.

need [proof]

look out you've already made 2 posts, here come the fun police to ban you

That actually makes me more mad than I thought. I wonder how Ulillillia feels.

Absolutely hated those fucking bubsy games so this is making my sides orbit.

What kind of autist collects all Bubsy product,s publishes their own, makes an entire story explaining background things between the Bubsy games leading to the return of a Bubsy Tv show character as Steve Jobs, Sonic as an antagonistic nutjob placein for the normalfag Bubsy's alcoholic older Brother (or was I father? I'm not rereading that shit), a reviewer he doesn't like, and I think it was either a redesign of an enemy or its literally a representation of a troll?

someone who's bored?

Oh right

CONKER IS HER FUCKING BUTTBUDDY

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I'm no longer angry after looking at all the photos and blog. It's fucking hilarious.

MEME GAME

WE'RE HITTING CRITICAL MELTDOWN

how many layers of irony is that picture under?

Bubsy deserves everything he has gotten so far.
EVERY.
FUCKING
BIT.

LET THE FUCKER BURN

Ah, found it.
Wait till I find the poster post.

He didn't deserve this, I wouldn't wish this kind of shit on any failed mascot character

What will happen to Ty and Gex?

Ty just got his game released on steam, so he's fine.

Gex is dead as shit, but he will always live in our hearts, as a reminder of an era where the TV was the only entertainment you had, an era before internet became the norm, an era before 2007

Space Funeral 4? There's a Space Funeral 3?
The "second game" wasn't even made by the faggot who made the first one, what the fuck is even going on.

Gex would look good fucking that pheromone Pokemon lizard.

space funeral doesn't even have a fixed dev. its just RPG maker garbage with easily reusable assets.

hell you can go make your own space funeral right now. afaik, space funeral 4 was made by the same guy who makes all this tranny bubsy. bubsy isn't a cameo in SF4, its a self-insert.

after all, space funeral is all memes and layers of irony.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Oh my God giving every autist on the planet internet access was a mistake

No matter how many times I see this picture, I always appreciate the fact the artist not only made it, but added the little Crash123 touches like shading Cortex's head that ominous way and giving him a contrasting dark background

What would a Gan Z Gex game look like

For reference.

Covered that in an indie thread we had a while back. I just stopped at the first Space Funeral and didn't look back

I NEED PROOF
THIS CAN'T BE REAL

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BUBSY NOAW?

Dude that's not autism. That's straight up mental illness

I don't want the makers of the reboot to make drastic rewrites, but it'd be nice if they made a little effort to bridge the three games together. At least explain where the fuck Tiny, N. Gin and Dingodile came from. A little expansion on the gameplay (especially the boss battles) couldn't hurt either.

I can't find anything cornfirming that it's official, but I have found a fangame demo.
gamejolt.com/games/super-space-funeral-4-deluxe-blood-red-version-bubsy/105850#close
Who's gonna stream it?

How about that Crash Bandicoot, huh? So glad he's finally back.

>>>/bog/

There's not much to discuss on that front unless Tiny is made sexy.

That and they manage to make ripper Roo more NOPE than ever.

I just came into this thread because I want to fug manic depressive bubsy

crash a shit, nights is superior (ugh flashbacks to 5th generation console wars when I was in middle school)

Pictures of it? I don't remember him being in the trailer.

I thought the first Crash game for the GBA was pretty good. Twinsanity I hear it's pretty great as well in comedy but sucks major balls because of the rushed release.

The GBA games are really good. I hope they remake Twinsanity.

Looks like it's been outsourced to indian C# developers.

Ripper Roo's design hasn't been revealed yet.

IM pls.

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I can see Bubsy as a washed up depressed post op transsexual considering how bad Bubsy 3D was and all the fucking puns

Holy shit though

reminder this game will be super easy compared to original

I hope they remake CTR with online gameplay.

Vicarious vision made spiderman 2 for psone and crash nitro kart.

It looks like devs trying way too hard to make the games true to the original, so much that they forget to put their own soul into it.
It's like some AAA game director or a production lead have actually enforced the right idea(for once), but forgot that with a different idea should come a different method of making it come true.

Everything that made the original crash good is most definitely going to be there. Bones, structure like stages, game mechanics. What is missing, for example, is corniness. It was presented in cutscenes, animations, game idea, graphical design, pretty much everywhere. Every ingredient complemented each other in that sense. Now, some of those things got polished and the overall feel is suffering because of it. Now that some of the rough corners were cut the mechanism fails to click. I don't have enough thought material to explain thoroughly why it is this way and what exactly is wrong, but this is how I feel about it.

Tranny depressed bubsy could have been worse, to be honest.

Sonic-ripf off bubsy was stale and a blatant copy. At least tranny depressed bubsy now is something unique I guess.

Bubsy will forever be indie game cameo shit, but at least its alive in niche indie games and not dead

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FTFY

But Bubsy was never good so I guess this is what he deserved. Now tell me what happened to Aero the Acro-Bat. I don't remember there being much use out of that license in recent years.

Cute. Does he has porn on this form?

Fuck off.

Sunsoft could make a new game, however they seem more than content to make Japanese iPhone games for the rest of their lives. It's likely they'll just release Acro the Acro-Bat 1 & 2 for the Wii U Virtual Console, or make a Japanese mobile game.

It's because all of them come from the period were imitating Sonic was the norm rather than the exception (AKA making cool yet cute and hip anthropomorphic animals into your mascottes), Bubsy is renown for being both one of the weakest one and starring in one of its worst titles.

God forbid what the source material is about, SOME SICK FUCK IS JACKING OFF TO IT AND BEING A FAGGOT ABOUT IT!
Just laugh at the retards and enjoy the IP.

Why live?

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any porn on this bonder condoner?

I can ser that Bubisy got its shit fucked hard.
Crash didnt get such infernal fate, but appers to be doomed the Remake purgatory.

Still not as bad as Bubsy though.

sqrlyjack.tumblr.com/post/151274727237/did-you-saybobby-darini-love-bobby

Holy shit this was on the blog lmao

Fuck Bubsy, bit that a new level of fuck up

Looks horrible and soulless, look at that bland design.
The original games were great not obly because of their gameplay but because each one had made huge technical leaps from the prior one, the amount of polygons on crash model was raised each time, the lightning improved and the animations refined, it was something to behold. But this? Reeks of a nostalgia cashgrab and is completely pointless, you can still get the original trilogy off PSN and get a better experience or emulate at HD/60fps.
Let it die.

It was mentioned as a joke on the official Naughty Dog website to explain why she wasn't in Crash 2 and then the JP localization adapted it for their canon. Pic related is the Dear John letter she apparently wrote from one of the JP Crash 2 guidebooks.

Best images I could find. One of them is from the opening cutscene and the other is a character design collage.

Tawna's design was already changed considerably from her original bimbofied concept art due to some feminist chairwoman working in Universal complaining about her. Her boobs were supposed to be way bigger and she wore more revealing clothing.

Why Crystal Dynamics got rid of him as their mascot continues to baffle me considering he fit the role perfectly. Not to mention he was a fun character the whole way around, being a TV-obsessed shut-in with more money than he has any right to have. Hell, Gex 3 was the best-selling adventure game on the Playstation in 1999, he was doing pretty well for yet-another-collectathon-character.

Also this concept art is pure sex

It's unofficial according to the creator's tumblr.

Dat bedroom gaze

It was a great little game meant to showcase some music dude, just because Tumblr ruined it with autistic fan sequels doesn't mean its shit. Thecatamites didn't expect that, i'm sure.

Actually all that is explained in the manual.

As detailed in the first two manuals, N. Brio was the actual creator of the Evolvo Ray, and Cortex simply took credit. Following their defeat in Crash 1, N. Brio turned against Cortex. Every enemy before N. Gin in Crash 2 is created by N. Brio to stop Cortex, who has tricked Crash into working for him (actually, this much is said in game, with the assumption that you read the manual, because it doesn't explain why N. Brio is now a good guy). N. Brio created Tiny and the Komodo Bros. entirely by himself.

As a side note, Ripper Roo decided to work for N. Brio in Crash 2 due to the fact that he went to college in the epilogue of Crash 1 (which mostly isn't canon but partly is), which helped cure his craziness and made him intelligent, so he no longer fell for Cortex's schemes (like Crash does), and chose to work for the good guys.

Following N. Brio's defection, Cortex had a missile experiment go awry and land in a guy's head. He saved the guy and made him his new second in command. In-game, we then see Cortex tell you to give the first 20 Crystals to N. Gin at the end of the Fourth Warp Room. That was not supposed to be a boss fight, but a simple exchange. But of course by this point Coco had clued Crash in to Cortex's true intentions, so you fight N. Gin and then have to face Cortex's forces in the final Warp Room.

Dingodile is a new form of experiment, a cross of two different kinds of animals. This makes sense because Cortex no longer has access to the Evolvo Ray, so he has to come up with new ways to make minions in Crash 3, such as relying more on robot Lab Assistants than he does in previous games.

Tiny working for Cortex in Crash 3 is probably the bit that makes the least sense, but when you consider that Tiny is even more retarded than Crash, and contrast it with Ripper Roo becoming a good guy because of his newfound intelligence, it stands to reason that Tiny just got tricked or convinced since he's a retard.

The games are tied together pretty well, honestly. I mean the second and third games both pick up directly where the previous one left off. There's just a bit of stuff in the first two manuals that is expected reading, as was common until around that era. Crash has deepest lore.

I also highly disagree with changing any gameplay that is already there. Don't change the boss battles or whatever. What I do like is that they're adding Relic Races to Crash 1 and 2. I wouldn't mind if they added new challenges and even levels (like the scrapped beta levels from Crash 1), as long as they don't change what's already there. Having Stormy Ascent as an unlockable would be really cool.

Nights isn't even real 3D. I was this close to buying a Saturn for that as a kid, because the misleading marketing made me think it was a 3D game. The guy at the store convinced me to get a PS1 and Crash instead, and it was literally the best advice anyone has ever given me. Nights is overrated as fuck.

Although I like Twinsanity (and really all the non-ND games before it, to a degree), I hope they release CTR (on disc somehow) and then just continue the series from there, with entries that try to emulate the original games, as if it had never continued. I imagine it would lead along a line similar to Twinsanity though, because that game did a pretty good job.

Basically, just make Jak & Daxter. It's Crash 5 in all but name anyway. Maybe do less collectathon elements (something Twinsanity did right) and a little more focus on the platforming rather than exploring.

I'm willing to bet the textures and animations will be tweaked more before release. At least I hope, because some of them do look lame. I don't like that they changed Tawna's role in the opening cutscene at all, but otherwise I like what they did. I wish they would have gotten Clancy Brown from the later Crash games to do Cortex's voice (even in Crash 1) though. Hopefully they keep his character the same as it was in Crash 2 and 3, because he's as close as you get to having a character arc in the series. Seeing him becoming increasingly frustrated with Crash's stupidity in Crash 2, or more importantly, seeing him subtly giving up and no longer even seriously trying, only being forced forward by Uka Uka after Crash beats the first few bosses in Crash 3. As long as they don't miss stuff like that, which comes down mostly to acting, I bet it will be fine. They're keeping the levels and such exactly the same, so we don't need to worry about that.

Nope. Sony doesn't let you get PS1 classics on PSN anymore. Now you have to sign up for their streaming service and rent them instead.

Maybe not on PS4, but you can still get on PS3 and Vita.

He just got fully "updated" to meet [CURRENT YEAR] levels of unfiltered pozzing, user.
Cant believe this actually happened, thats fucking unreal

Been a Crash fan since the beginning. I think it looks great! Like they took the old games and gave them a fresh coat of paint.

cortex is best merchant

That can't be true……..

Can it?

I want to fuck the bandicoot!

I think this works in this really depressing comedy way. I mean what else could a shitty rip off of Sonic with none of the autistic fervor and shitty cat puns do? It's crazy enough to work

It's probably for the best Gex is left buried. Would you want to see him get turned into a meme spouting literal faggot

To be fair, Square Enix is all for making new Gex games. It's just that no one has submitted a pitch, or if they have, no one has submitted a community/Square Enix approved pitch. Even then, it's hard to gage the remaining interest in Gex. He hasn't had a game since 1999, and has nowhere near the amount of autistic fans that Mario, Sonic, and even Crash fans have.

Fucking disgusting

He does look pretty Jewish.

consider that it's bubsy and it becomes hilarious

Cortex looks more Greek/Arab/Paki, definitely greasy and brown but not a Jew.

I want to see new Coco.

Both of these things were retconned in Twinsanity. Cortex actually invented the Evolvo-Ray when he was 8, but Brio perfected it later on. And Ripper Roo showed up along with Crash's other enemies to get revenge on him.

Probably the costs for affording the VA became insane so they just felt it more appropriate to can him rather than make shoddy replicas.

The thing I miss the most of these games were the "where are they now" segments. Also
Of fucking course
Fuck, what is it about his synthesized voice that just screams PSX
How do you even replicate that effect, I loved that fucker's voice

So did Penta Penguin though

I'm forever thankful to the drawfag that did that request for me.

You're thinking of Polar, m8.

I miss Gex.

Maybe you should just stop playing furry games, user.

Twinsanity obviously wasn't intended by the original creators and if we're talking remakes, I'm not taking it as canon, even if I do like it.

That same game also has N. Brio as a bad guy again, so who knows? I guess the intention was that Brio wasn't actually a good guy, he just hated Cortex. Guess he still hates Crash too but not as much.

i wanted to fuck that bandicoot since i was like 6

Bad user! Coco is for love and headpats, not for lewd. Shame on you!

Yeah. If you want to fap to Bandicoot tits, there's Tawna or one of those interchangeable sluts from Crash Team Racing.

You're a pleb, but so are the ones adding tits to loli purity and creating off-model 34.

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I mostly want on-model. If the character captured hearts as a loli, then we should leave them as a loli. It is not our place to modify our waifus.

Was it not our place to travel the oceans? Was it not our place to reach the moon? Progress marches forward. We shall modify our waifus to be better, to suit our tastes, to be the perfect waifus, and we shall not let anything stop us.

Snow falls from the heavens pure. We can not blame the snow for being soiled by the Earth.

Our modifications can do nothing but spoil the purity of our waifus.

Like shit. Like a fan could have done a better job.

The original's graphics haven't really aged badly at all. Don't fix what isn't broken.

This. The remake models and enviroments lost all the vibrance and charm of the originals and look like some soulless cheap CGI film. They could have just enhanced the textures, lightning and add 1080p/60fps to be done with it but no, they had to make this turd.

Purity is just a blank canvas for human creation. Waifus shall not be soiled, but improved. There is nothing sacred and nothing forbidden. Those too afraid of progress shall be left behind.

If you are so willing to change your waifu, you never really loved her at all. If you need to change her to fit your preferences, why even call her your waifu?

It is we who must change for our waifus, not the other way around.

There's too much 'acting' in the remake. It's like, just read the fucking lines.

I must admit the opening cutscene in the original game scared me as a little kid. A because I was just a kid, B because I really didn't expect there to be a cutscene there and C because it gave off a certain atmosphere. Absolutely none of that is present in the remake. It all feels so safe and sterile.

Also couldn't help but notice they had to work in their current year garbage with Tawna actually fighting off the lab assistants. I wonder how obnoxious the endings are gonna be.

I think it's important to have acting. The acting is quite strong in the sequels, though it isn't as important in the original. I just wish they could have gotten the actors from the sequels. They have many more lines in the original games, and therefore I think their voices are more tied to the characters.

Also, the ending of Crash 1 has Tawna picking up Crash. I think that's enough grill power to satisfy le current year +2.

The other endings are basically just about the villains, so I don't see any reason to alter them. I mean I guess they could try to give Coco a bigger role in helping N. Brio in Crash 2, but I doubt it.

All exists to serve us. Waifus exist for us, not the other way around. To let them have control over you is weak. To claim that it is "right" is making excuses for your weakness. While the rest of humanity conquers all, you shall be left in the dust.

Our waifus serve us by giving us hope and motivation to strive to reach our own greatest potential. To modify them instead of ourselves is to take the easy way out.

And I'm not disputing that, I'm saying the acting is bad. You've whoever it is playing Cortex sort of underacting and you've got Maurice LaMarche overacting as N Brio. Whereas the fucking Game Devs (and I assume it was the devs acting in the original) managed to perfectly set the tone with their performances in the original even though I assume they had no professional acting training.
You underestimate them. Yeah she's picking him up but he's also touching her. Can't have that

You act like waifus are some holy, untouchable symbol. Such superstition is irrational. We change ourselves to better ourselves, and we change our waifus to better serve us.

A waifu is literally a symbol. That is precisely the point. A symbol of purity and hope. We cannot better purity, as we are not pure. We can only hope that they can help us better ourselves.

"Purity" is nothing to strive for. Purity is an arbitrary quality with no actual practical meaning, only used to place things on a pedestal when there is no real reason to. Like "holy", it is only used to enforce rules with no logical reason behind them.

That's it?

Purity is waifus and waifus are purity. If you don't believe in purity then you don't have a waifu. You just have wank material, you filthy swine.

To be fair, Tawna was supposed to have a personality, intelligence, strength, and reasoning, to the point where she could potentially incite revolution amongst Cortex's henchmen (check the production bible if you don't believe me). Since none of this, along with all the other things in said bible, was present in the actual game, it's reasonable to assume Tawna was just a bimbo, because she mostly was. However, it's very possible that Vicarious Visions may give her touches of her cut (read: original) character traits, even if they seem too current year nowadays.

Link to said bible? Or is it just on Andy Gavin's site?

And that's how I discovered lolicon

Coco is so fucking sexy. Where's that Crash dong image?

I don't know why every autist on the internet seems to be excited for Crash, those games were always shit

I have the feeling they're doing this to see if Crash still makes enough shekels to go for new gaems. Yet it feels like everyone here's shitting on the graphix because it "doesn't feel like Crash" so forth. But I have the feeling that even if fans made the perfect Crash gaem, people would still shit on it because it isn't like muh original 3 exactly with exact PS1 graphix, ect.

Might b fun, yet I have the feeling because it isn't made by the original Naughty Dog and not just a port of the original 3, people here will just shit on it because Crash is finally suffering under the Sanic Effect (aka where no matter what they do to try to please fans with Game X, people will endlessly shit on it because it's not the original 3 games exactly).

I feel ya, there's this feeling I'm getting from watching other games from my childhood like Sonic Adventure, that the enemies were meant to be safe and humorous enough that you could mock them, yet serious and threatening enough that you understood they meant business. Even Cortex, in the PSX era, had this obviously exaggerated and comical look about him, but they still gave him a threatening voice without "le funi lines xD I'm gonna kill you bandicoot but have some fun puns first" shit that you see today. And they weren't edgy either, because they all had these vibrant colors and simplified designs. If I could put it in words, original Cortex is to PS2-onward Cortex what Blackadder is to Mr. Bean.

STOP

Donno, all I've got are these

From one of the gameplay vids I seen with bits and pieces of levels, it looked alright. The lighting made some areas have the possibility of losing Crash in them, imo. Not to mention that glowing effect which flares off the screen with intense light sometimes. That is overused in many modern titles, where it needs to be killed permanently.

As long as gameplay is on-par to the original or 2, fixes that input bug and mixes things up a bit without literally watering it down, it mite be good.

To me that looks like vibrato over heavily frequency modulated chorus, mixed with dry signal about 50/50.

What kind of fucking atrocities have been unsuccessfully aborted?

same, Crash bash coco was a qtie, was my first vidya crush

Oh I can just see the usual suspects throwing a bitch fit over this.

they will probably give her a masectomy like Ms. kim in nu-PPG.

Though it's a miracle they kept her in in the first place

When does feminazism finally get smashed?

Vid related got it from one of the producers.

Of course, this, along with many other details in said bible, never showed up in the game, and were abandoned forever. The opening cutscene is actually pretty faithful to the original vision of Tawna's character, with her actually having impressive physical resistance.

It gives her more of a Lara Croft feel, considering her proportions are now more akin to old Lara. Honestly I don't think it looks that bad, but I never played Crash to begin with so that's my two cents.

I tend to ignore any Crash game that wasn't made by Naughty Dog

Not really. The bible said she was smart. They didn't say she was strong. In addition, if you look at the excerpts of the script for the opening cutscene, Tawna being restrained by two lab assistants is in the script. Activision, for the remake, have clearly gone off script. Why? Because it's [CURRENT YEAR].

I'm opposed to this remake on sooo many levels.

Nobody who worked on Crash and Jak still works for Naughty Dog anymore.

So? She still ends up getting gang-raped by the motherfuckers.

lewd

I hope the porn spites the absolute fuck out of the shits that didn't even make it.

I didn't say that, did I?

Huh?

N. Tropy looks drunk as fuck.

Face like John Flynt with serious eye shadow, when she looked like a woman before? Check

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When was the last time you've been to an ophthalmologist?

So let's get honest, does anybody here expect the remakes to have some cutscenes or other lore that'll try to make the games more linked with each-other (if not later games)? Like showing Cortex talking to Uka Uka before Crash 3.

Tell me you don't see the similarity

Expect all manners of cancer

Now you're complaining for the sake of complaining. Then again, pic related.

They both have arms and hair, so I guess you're right.

You know twinsanity was rushed to fuck right?

Bless be to austrailians for saving Ty from the nightmares.
I'd shudder to imagine what the gex fandom is like to pick up the character legally

why are you reaching user

How'd they fuck Coco up?

I have only seen people talking about the crash 1 remaster, and coco was only in crash 2.

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