Neptunia Thread

MERRY KURISUMASU Edition

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NEWS
Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune will be released February 9th on the PS4 (Japan only), and more information is being released on it periodically
A gameplay demo was recently available for Cyber Dimension Neptune and we are currently waiting/searching for footage
SuperDimension Neptune Vs. Sega Hard Girls has been released for the Vita


/nep/ Happenings and News
We've made a /nep/ discord! Ask for an invite in the thread
Re;Translation for Re;Birth 3 has been ported successfully over to the Vita! >>>/nep/3563

CONTENT
Actual version: 1.422
Download: mega.nz/#!XBdyxBiI!6X2zMpAT3rYIszGxhpCAdK6CzkMogFXrZlnVGqtcD8M
MD5: 6AA1AA1C3822D649FA0750457993B77C

Actual version: 1B
Download: mega.nz/#!aN1FTYJJ!aAokCq94E63OI9s2ovFX-PT9z3azVVU4sjqa6LOB11w
MD5: 9CD6DB8EF7087B7FA57BCE2EB7B35660

Download: mega.nz/#F!YERwSbSA!K5DHhnr_wl8jqXwHnVFJFQ

Re;Birth mods: >>>/nep/822
Translated Nep media: >>>/nep/1589
Hello New World manga: >>>/nep/3153
CM3D2 with Neps: >>>/nep/3278
/nep/ Steam Group: >>>/nep/3211
/nep/ Quest: >>>/nep/3465
/nep/ Bunker: >>>/nep/2756
Stories from /nep/ and Holla Forums members: pastebin.com/nPukfP7A
Thread OP pastebin: pastebin.com/JUNwyjTK

QUESTIONS
Start with Re;Birth 1, then play Re;Birth 2 (with the Re;Translation) and V-II. Skip Re;Birth 3 and play it later.

Translation Statuses are:
HDN, HDN Mk2 and Victory: NISA cancer.
Re;Birth 1 and V-II: Translation is alright, no worries from these ones.
Re;Birth 2: Not obviously bad at the start, but gets much worse as it goes along: in particular Neptune and Ram were screwed hard during localization. However, there is a Re;Translation made on our very own board (see above links).
Re;Birth 3: Better than the original NISA translation in Victory but still quite a lot of cancer. Main game has been retranslated, translators still required to translate DLC content.
All of the spin-offs: Varying translation quality. These range from cancer to mediocre.

Ask the Volafile or Share threads.

Ask in thread or go to >>>/nep/835

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/neplaser3447/status/810010486079008768
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shō_Hayami
dengekionline.com/elem/000/001/436/1436601/
gematsu.com/2016/12/four-goddesses-online-adds-npcs-compa-plutia-peashy-uzume-tamsoft-arfoire-warechu
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
bundlestars.com/en/games?search=neptunia&page=1&sort=discount
youtube.com/watch?v=ZezK96sMsNY&feature=youtu.be&t=1043
mega.nz/#!FkAQ0JxR!w8HK-VI1nU8i8XLKsgj-oN58m9iyuKv_4LPsX3D2l9A
toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/49/06/040030490649.html
pastebin.com/D463C5Ss
pastebin.com/tQZpd2W2
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

And I want to have children and raise them with Nepgear. And to wish each and every of you a Merry Nepmas.

I want to spend Christmas Eve with Nepgear and exchange gifts with everyone at Planeptune Tower.

One day I shall go to Gamindustri and with my wife Chaos Vert we shall deliver chaos lewds to all the naughty residents of Gamindustri.

I'm going to Gamindustri for Christmas

Still can't get into these games. But I'm trying.

And I want to sleep next to Neptune. And to wake up on Nepmas morning tied up to the bed with Purple Heart protecting me from the heretics.

please CH make my christmas wish come true!
because I won't stop it until this becomes a reality!

The only thing I can do is post very happy and consenting Neps in thanks for getting rid of that…creature that posted in this thread. Thanks you Mods.

Try V-II then.


I wish

twitter.com/neplaser3447/status/810010486079008768

Direct post of the 4GO gameplay from this guy's twitter

Looks like a MonHun game with neps. Not that I will complain.

I want to play with naked Ram and Rom

It would be easier to be happily married to Ultra Noire because she has no sister to cause adulterous behavior.

And I hope Noire gets a good game about her one day.

If Plutia built a giant Nep from sand, I wonder what she'd do with snow since it freezes faster overnight and sticks better.


I'm genuinely surprised that didnt happen because she appears in promo art a lot, and because she was popular at one point. I guess Hyperdevotion fucked her over.

It is basically a mix of Nep/FFF with MonHun

If a CPU is getting upstaged by her younger sister, that's on the CPU.

I want to eat pudding with Neptune and play videogames with her as we laugh at dumb, unfunny memes into the late hours of the night

And find do lewd things together on Christmas morning

K-sha a shit and worst Sha

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Dang shame thats one of the few decent Nep porn images I want to fug noire

There's a number of good ones

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Looking kinda THICC there.

Who else did Umio voice

His VA has done a ton of anime and games

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shō_Hayami
He's voiced a hell of a lot of people. He's even been Kevin Sorbo.

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I'M GONNA SHOWER BLANC IN STUFF FROM MY PLENTIFUL SACK!

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The artist needs a bit more work in the faces, rom and ram look like aliens.

Well its a start I guess

I think Blanc needs some work as well.

dengekionline.com/elem/000/001/436/1436601/

More news soon why has Holla Forums been so slow lately

Hey, how is the rebirth:2 patch working with vita coming along?

gematsu.com/2016/12/four-goddesses-online-adds-npcs-compa-plutia-peashy-uzume-tamsoft-arfoire-warechu

Looks like both of these share similar information:

WHY NPCS
WHY

Time to check off that bingo square.

M-maybe they'll be playable in a sequel.

Someone is optimistic

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today is a slow day for the nep thread let's have some fun at least for a while: en.inkei.net/vagina/a/

let's see how compatible you are with your nep
or you know, see how well can you both please eachother

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CUCKED

What does the bingo square look like now?

It's
MERRY CHRISTMAS
You weeb wimp.

There should be about 4 boxes checked off

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Be nice or she wont come to your house

This is not the dimension I wanted.

I hope that beard is just a mask

If you pull that mask, will she die ?

It would be very painful.

She's a jolly girl.

4UUUUUUUU

Merry Nepmas! ( ° ʖ °)

Only a few more days until Christmas

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Havent seen it mentioned yet, but Bundle Stars has a nep sale. I want to get in the series so I am getting at least Re;Birth.

bundlestars.com/en/games?search=neptunia&page=1&sort=discount

Do mods and other stuff work with the steam games?

Yes, you'd just have to manually mod them, there's no Steam Workshop or anything.

I'd recommend getting Megadimension V-2 if your PC can handle it.

To add on to that, the mods are really simple to use most of the time. It'll be a drag-and-drop affair for most.

It's been about three years since NISA's untimely end but she is not yet forgotten.

Her flatness and 0 porn or doujins will live on in our hearts.

I see, thanks. What about the translations, can they be added? I don't lurk the share threads so I wouldnt know.

Yes, for the retranslations you'll just need to extract the data to where it says in the readme file. You used to need an alternate execute file but the new version doesn't, running it normally with the extracted data will give you the new translation.

noire you get headpats

sounds fuggin easy even I could do it, thanks mah dude

forgive the shitty bump, but, anyone has the smiling version of this? it was a draw i requested long ago, and you guys are my last chance, please

Here you go.

thanks user, my phone got stolen and i am recovering my nowas, i shouls have made a backup

That's right, never forget to make a backup. Losing precious data is very painful. Back it up on a different media device, and back it up on online storage too in case of house fires or something similar. Have a look at your typing style too while you're at it so you don't look like some kind of pajeet.

This thread needs more Uni

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Damn shame Uni gets nowhere near as much love as Noire, shes better than her.

More new gameplay for Cyberdimension. Love how there's actual animation instead of special attacks being a still model occasionally doing something.

Who's hand is she reaching for?

Obviously yours.
Will you catch it ?

I'm trying.
It's not working.

Keep trying.
In case it ends up working.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZezK96sMsNY&feature=youtu.be&t=1043

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It still isn't working.
Hand-reaching images are a special kind of evil.

Not really. It just uses lots of meme magic at once to work. No worries, it'll happen, even if it needs days or more.

Somebody rang for bingo?

I wont be surprised if there's "Look at these graphics!", GRINDAN, Breast envy, memes, and reused enemies and maps.

what would qualify as jumping the shark for the series?
another conquest ending?

Maybe not Tsunako's official lewd work, but it may as well be.

I think the outfits are hotter. It's more alluring when you can't see the naughty bits.

Such shitty design decisions.

How can Neptunia jump the shark when it does that on a yearly basis?

Ask whoever wanted me to add that.

Is there any way of getting the digital deluxe content for 1-3 without buying the whole games on steam? I am enjoying it on my vita and do not feel like buying the whole game again.

I hate the fact add on shit that is not game dependent is not downloadable without the game.

If you've already bought it once, I don't see why you couldn't just pirate it for the pc.

Iffy Claus bump

Well if you havent already I hope you got your Nep games sooner, Steam is kill. If Steam got represented in Neptunia she'd have a nasty habit of dying or getting more leaks than Noire.

It would be funnier if Steam was a genderswap of Gabe.

A lady Gaben nep sounds terrifying.

Iffy is C-U-T-E in 3rd pic

She has hearts in her eyes, but she's also crying. How does that work? That being said, like the undies she's rocking.

I only want the soundtrack/artbook/other goodies, and I did find 1, 3 and vii on nyaa but cannot find 2

If only the bodies weren't so much sharper than the faces.

Noire must be lonely if she isn't going to let someone give her a hand with her masturbating.

I saw this game heavily discounted on Steam. What is it about anyway? Some sort of rhythm game? It's super weird.

Someone please summarize it for me, I might buy it.

In short, they are JRPGs that parody the video game industry.
They have decent gameplay and cutscenes are told Visual Novel style.

If you want to get into the series, note that the first game on steam (Re;birth 1) isn't in the current canon universe. It's a good game but nothing in it matters. If you get hooked on it, be aware that everything including character interactions change in the second game.
If you just want to play one of them, however, then I recommend V-II, which has the best gameplay in the series and the best written story. That said, it is the third game in the current canonverse, though the second game in the canonverse is ignored entirely in V-II.
The canonverse as of now goes Re;birth 2 to Re;birth 3 to V-II.
I recommend RB2 then V-II and then go back to RB3 if you aren't burnt out on Nep by that time.
RB2 and RB3 both have retranslation patches that you need in order to play them though.

Will Tsunako ever release any official lewds?

4GO is going to flop. Then they will be forced to make an official H-game in order to keep the company from going under.

I'm massively conflicted about such a prospect.

I don't see that ending well.

There's so many Japanese that would get the game just because it's an H game with good art.
It would turn the series into solely an H series.

I still don't see that ending well.

Whats wrong with that?

It feels dirty sort of. I don't like the concept of IF being forced into a corner and having to whore out the Neps to keep rolling. On the other hand, Tsunako lewds would be too much.

Branching out and making a spin-off game is one thing, changing an established formula is another. Plus, there would be inconsistency since they took the Senran approach of nudity by convenient censoring.

I thought she kept them in a secret vault.

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This is like a real life version of those misery-porn fanfics where the neps lose everything and have to prostitute themselves or starve to death in the cold.

What's that hanging on Noire's wrist

stickers

R8

Nep's tripping on some dimensions there

DUDE

Merry Christmas faggots

Poor Noire

she needs to stop drinking too much pudding vodka and white heart

Merry Nepmas indeed

Merry Krrustmas you degenerates

Why does Neptune's innocence make her so lewd?

she's not lewd. She is ABSOLUTELY into vanilla stuff fugger

I think you mistyped Nepgear.

Neptune is fully aware of her lewd actions. Her childish personality is merely an act and she actually has all the mental and sexual faculties of Purple Heart.

merry christmas to all of you faggots

I hope all of you do extremely cute stuff with your nep and maybe also get comfy with her so you can hold hands with them this chrismas night.

you too user. You too

i fuggen love you guys

I really want some Uzume doujins.
Also I want a Christmas Gear tomorrow.

yeah altho i'm neptune amn personally. and i want you give a hug as a friend

I don't suppose you have that first one?
For research purposes, of course

i wish i had. i would share the love to you DDDD:

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True, she's guilty on all counts.

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would you an chained oppai nowa?

As long as it's consensual.

Only if I can chain myself to her through loving marriage first.

mega.nz/#!FkAQ0JxR!w8HK-VI1nU8i8XLKsgj-oN58m9iyuKv_4LPsX3D2l9A
Collection of christmas themed neps

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That's a fetish too weird for me.

Love ya to, Merry Nepmas to all.

>he doesn't have a fetish for marriage and procreation

It's a C91 release, so it's not out yet. Maybe someone will scan it if we're lucky.

It is on sale though
toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/49/06/040030490649.html

next you are going to say you like hand-holding and cuddling you sick fuck.

If she wants that sure, nowaru is perfection

When she aint a tsundere.

Without considering victory noire, she barely is a tsundere, and when she gets mad is usually for a good reason, also

i wonder what plootyclaus does to the people on the naughty list.

She visits them as Iris, puts a leash on them and punishes them, now you know why there's so much crime in the world, some people have huge boner for being dominated
Interestingly enough, what she does to people on her nice list, she visits them, if they are sleeping she wakes them up gently, puts a leash on herself and lets them do whatever they want

Can be fun.

Ultra Nowa
pros
cons

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Really? I haven't played the game but from what I've heard it's the opposite

Some of the makers want be yuri for Noire but she only really gets flustered by the self-insert from what I remember.

There's one scene in V/RB;3 where Noire, Neptune, and Nepgear remark on how handsome anonydeath is in his true form.

You talking HDNoire? IIRC that's not even Ultradimension Noire, just another one-and-done "shard" of her.

If I recall VII content though Noire there says that she's not a dyke, pretty up front.

She's only been surrounded by Neps or gay/ugly villains, you'd bet she wants the D.

pls no lewding pururut a fluffy qt for platonic hugs, headpats and videogames

I want to pop her cherry and do lewd things to her, especially while she's sleeping

But what if I want to consummate our love and swear my undying love for her

>implying vanilla sex with ploot and telling her you will take responsability while we cuddle is not pure

That's what IH is for tho. When she transforms back you need to pull out and just snuggle.

For all I care we could go with a Hyperdimension version of Ploot who's not a CPU and doesn't have the form that brings down the entire character

Hyperdimension ploot like Megadimension nep would be a big ploot much big nep and basically look be IH.

pls no, give me just a human Ploot, I want cute snuggly hugly nep, not a shitty one-joke sadist

HDD form personalities are just a more intense version of the CPU's when they are normal, huge Plutia would probably have traits of a sadist just like normal plutia does now.

Is Sega Hard Girls Compatible with the Vita TV?

IH is sadistic, sure, but not randomly for the sake of antagonism, puru generally brings IH out in retaliation.

If you're on good terms, IH would by no means be hostile towards you. Also you can wrestle naked; dominant girls were made to be conquered sexually.

Yes

even if you have a big ploot she would still have the sadistic tendencies is just that is not that obvious like when she is IH, besides I imagine would go more loving if she tried to go dominant on you if you are in good terms with her, which I find cute


this is also my fetish

She's just easily stressed, like most motherly girls. The solution is to pat her head.

If I had to listen to Nowa's constant nagging all day every day, I'd be pretty stressed and irritable as well

Just be like Nep and abuse her fragile personality constantly for entertainment value.

I want to abuse something else about Noire

Please elaborate.

Abuse her body in sexual way but one that doesn't let her climax

But that's cruel and unpleasant

no

But I just want her to be honest with me for once, if she can do that, I'd give her pleasure she never forgets

>lewding her outside marriage AND denying her any sweet shares

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I-is there more?

Only a little, it's not a doujin

I approve of this as long as it's consensual and loving.

My inner sadism would love to see how she would handle this.

Thanks user.

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forgot to unhook spoiler, enjoy some translated 4komas

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I dont think I'll ever get used to Top Nep appearing in official promo material.

This is worse treatment than what Noire gets.

Also
That could be cute unless she cuts it too short. Then we get the Date a Live protagonist.

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Why Wii has ps4 buttons?

Rolled angel nep

Reroll?

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Long-haired Kei looks suspiciously like someone else.

You all underestimate black heart

Im sure its just the hair user

She spills spaghetti at every point, of course she can be controlled

Noire only spills spaguetty for neptune, black heart however, is a blood knight, if she wants she'll play with your dick until she gets bored, either you like it or no

Corrupted goddesses anyone?

What does that entail? Is she going to be loud like Neptune?

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here's a non-obstructed view
It's lovely

She's going to be quiet and lewd

Getting an H-game vibe.

The Chaos Neps are actually just like their regular versions but without the character defects.
Blanc never gets angry, Vert is no longer a shitty character, Noire is actually socially Adept.

They don't look so evil, just really sexy.

Pull up your pants you 3DPD slut.

I hear they actually got some doujin artists, like the artist for corrupted Ram.

And flatter than ever.

Their tattoos mark where the semen goes.

I have seen that line somewhere
Blanc is into semen drinking then

Is that supposed to be a problem?

Nepgear really wants a baby.

Where's my corrupted iris?
I need to see her being super nice with everyone to the point it becomes uncanny for everyone

Nepgear would make an excellent mother even if her lover walked out on her and the baby to marry Uni instead.

The heathen must be burned. And then a good man must come for her.

Never ever.

I'm thinking about picking these games up, should I? I know pretty much nothing about them.

Do you like weebshit? If you dont I personally dont think I can recommend it.

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I'm indifferent about it. I'm more curious about if the game itself is good.

Do you like relatively simple JRPGs? Then you might have some fun with this. If you want to get acquainted with the characters then try Rebirth 1; if you want a long and somewhat more refined experience and don't mind jumping in, Neptunia VII might be an option.

The games are fun but they crib more from 90s and 80s JRPGs than recent ones.

Although this is somewhat less the case for the most recent game, the aforementioned VII.

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We'll only get more corrupted neps if they become popular. And if they make CH a lot of money then who knows what might happen next.

Still waiting on a Nep shooter.

Hopefully Nep Factory

GOTY/10

Marvelous owns the rights to the franchise I think. They already have a Marvy Nep. All CH needs to do is ask and I'm sure they'll approve the idea.
No idea why CH isn't thinking of this.

Anyone have the article where some guy got arrested for having ""Child porn"" (Pic related)

That was a photoshop, right?

Nope, I remember reading the article somewhere but can't find it now, and I've searched jewgle enough times to not risk more

That's amazing. Almost looks like the real thing.

Yeah, looks like some madman decided to redraw the entire bodies and did a really good job at it. He even made this as well.

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Rei returning never

Lingerie>naked

Naked>Lingerie

Post dead neps.

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JUSTICE never dies!
And Gust still lives as well.
Just not in the Nep games anymore.

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>Nepgear makes clones of herself with her friends voices after killing them

Now everyone is 100% cute

She acts out the roles of all her friends because she can't accept that they're dead.

I hate you. That's so sad but it made me laugh.
So I hate you.

You hate it, but it's true.

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murdergear a cute

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Escargot is pretty delicious. But why is she holding baguettes? She should be holding escargot-shaped dildos and it would be more menacing.

oui oui baguette

I'm a burger, not a frog.
I know I can't be the only one that likes snails.

Well Holla Forums? What do you say?

See

Nep Factory is the only game I want to see them working on after 4GO.
I want to quest with the Neps and marry one and have a family with her.

Hi guys, Gearanon passing on.

Happy new year, everyone.

you too nigga

rip

Nep Factory

We'll miss you friend

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quick! destroy the world before 2017!

My wife Blanny is so cute

Nepfighter?

Spinoff game about group of ragtag NEET mercenaries who fight for neps and their people

Happy new and many neps to you all

thanks and you too. I would give a hug for everyone if i could

So You Thought You Might Go To The Show?

For Rei pt2

pastebin.com/D463C5Ss

For Neptune
pastebin.com/tQZpd2W2

Does anyone have any of the Neptunia windows themes?

To the new year, and the neps it may bring

Made by Arc Sys

>you can also pet the neps ala pokemon amie/FE skinship

Nepu

What are your Nep year resolutions? I want to meme hard enough to bring older CPU candidates into games.

MK/RB 2-2

Following murdergear's conquest of Gameindustri and defeat of all existing nations/CPUs it is up to the "other" 4 CPUs who were previously human have their powers manifest or suddenly appear in the dimension due to the "power vacuum"; and Rei, Pururut, Pko and Uzume need to band together to save the world

and in like the 'true' end all the murdered CPUs/Candidates get to come back to life and join the party and nepgear stops being evil

Basically similar to mainline games in terms of gameplay, just this time the "other" 4 goddesses are the main characters.

You seem to be under the impression that Nepgear wanted to kill everyone even though she was the only one trying not to do it and even proposed alternatives to it.
It's not like she enjoyed it at all.

Is this the face of suffering?

That's obviously because her Onii-chan told her he'd plow her until she forgot all about them all.

She's not wearing the correct color for murdering.The suit needs to be more grayish

The only one Nepgear calls Onii-chan is Lord of the realm of brass and blood.

And that's why she smiled when I told her that.

Thanks for these, mate.

We need a drawfag on NEXT CPU Rei.

Now, gimme more Rei.

Happy new year fags

I hope this year with you guys is as good as the last one

And I also hope this year I can meme magic that ploot CD into reality

Maybe one day we'll even have all the Oracles

NEVER EVER :(

At least like sandals or something to make it fit, she can be cute too now.

Fresh New Year, maybe the CPUs have lightened up

Umio, will I find happiness this year?

Okay. Uzume, will I find happiness this year?

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Neptune let's have pudding together

Uzume needs to lighten up

Goodness

Nepgear, make me your husbando.
Uzume, make me your brofu.

That's slutty
Awesome! Let's go try out the new restaurants that opened in Planeptune.

Will older Rom and Peachy appear in game and become best girls like Big Nep?

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Rollan for a cutie

Rolling for Nepu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ROLLING
FOR
PLOOT

Let's see how this goes

IF and someone that I don't know who it is!

Hey, /nep/. Long time lurker, first time poster here.

A quick question. I have played the original HN and mk2 back in the day, as well as a bit of Victory.

I was planning on picking up re;birth 3 in the closing hours of the Steam sale (and potentially 1 and 2 as well) but I wondered whether that version or the Vita version are considered superior. I imagine the resolution/frame rates are better on PC, but there is something to be said for the portability of the Vita version.

Translation quality is not important because I plan to play them in Japanese anyway.

Which would you recommend? Vita or PC?

I will also probably pick up VII after completing re;birth 3. In that case, PS4 or PC?

Thank you for your time.

The difference between platforms is fairly negligible. I think the PC versions have cheaper DLC but had a fer performance issues and bugs at launch that should have been fixed by now. They'll run at a higher framerate if you have decent hardware on your PC, but the games were also well-optimized for their original release on consoles so it's not a huge difference.

Since you're not bothered by translations and editing you could go with either version. It depends entirely on whether you want to play RB3 while traveling or VII on a TV screen I guess.

All the Re;Birth games and V-II can set their render resolution to 4k (with a small mod) which makes the games look way better, even on a 1080p monitor. You don't even need very powerful hardware for this, I got 60fps in all games with a GTX 770. This may be worth keeping in mind if you want the games to look better. It's pretty important to have a controller for your PC if you decide to get that version, because it plays way better than keyboard+mouse. Also, make sure you play V-II. It's a far better game than RB3.

could you guys elaborate why you think controller is so much better? the mainline nep games are fine with just using keyboard imho (well, I tried VII with a ds3, but after beating rb1-3 and VII using keyboard, I just switched back to keyboard…)

Would you give some shekels to Jewess loli?

Thank you for your advice.

Having 360° character movement controls with the thumbsticks feels way better, and with a controller you can just lay back and sit in any position or at any distance you like. It just feels more comfy and smooth. I use a controller for most games that don't absolutely require the mouse. Only rarely do I see someone who prefers keyboard+mouse for these type of games. I'm using the Xbox 360 controller though, I don't find Playstation controllers as comfortable.