So you want to be a game dev? Well here's your station. You're in charge of making a video game. Your protagonist can have one super power, and it's decided by using this link.
powerlisting.wikia.com
What will your protagonist's power be Holla Forums?
the power of 5
I fucking love that concept so sure why not.
So we're essentially fucking over any sort of deal with the devil We got the general plotline here, time for a generic JRPG.
Inuyasha license game it is.
My protagonist doesn't have superpowers, so you can delete your link, thanks.
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So basically a normal human (no super strength or super speed) that never gets tired and can run and jump all day long.
So basically platformer Mario…
guess my protagonist is a fucking newtype
TIME TO MAKE A GUNDAM GAEM
I want an Amiga 1200
Haunted. The power to cause an area to be haunted by ghosts.
I guess I'm making a horror themed Dungeon Keeper game? Or maybe a Witcher game from a villain's point of view, going around turning villages in to literal ghost towns?
Super Mario but you play as Bowser
powerlisting.wikia.com
Wow, turns out I've been a super hero all this time.
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So a western Okami type deal then?
The power of Zero.
Hillary Clinton's Server Scrubber Simulator 2016
What am I supposed to do with this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You can shoot flames from your eyes you retard.
Become the world's richest man.
Alternatively, this:
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This is pretty much any sim, or shit like Conway Game of Life or Biogenesis.
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If it has QBASIC then I'm good to go.
IS there a video game character more powerful than Mobuis One?
Hard mode. No Yellow 13 with aircraft in good condition.
THIS IS WHAT V2 WAS FOR
Be a tomboy
This power is such retard-tier fanfiction, I'd say I was making an Undertale fangame even if it wasn't ALSO literally the main power in Undertale.
None of the above since originality and not being creatively bankrupt is a good thing
I got this website when I pasted your link.
What did I get?
Spirit World Lordship
The power to have domain over the realm of spirits. .
Make a game about stopping a Ghost Revolution.
why not starting one?
I assume the power means you already rule it, and the game would be about others trying to take that power from you. But you could flip it so that it's about someone gaining that power at the beginning and overthrowing the ruler of Ghost World.
OK, i got a really stupid idea: a /monstergirls/ version of santa claus where i visit every house on christmas and fuck them in their sleep.
the ability to debut in an engine that doesn't use the y-axis up configuration.
>powerlisting.wikia.com
My fucking sides
This could arguably describe almost all vidya characters, since you're able to take so much beating and do weird movements and stuff.
perfect power for a jew
Only interesting thing I think you can make out of that is a SHMUP, since they mostly let you go anywhere anyway.
Luther Strode vidya when?
I guess I could make some sort of indie platformer with environmental movement puzzles
I got the same one. Sounds like a good premise to work with to me.
Pathogen Manipulation
Time for a gnarly ARPG using old mythos where you mantle the ancient dieties of your dieing peoples to fight conquistadors and the divine wrathbringers of the filthy monotheists.
I'd play that shit.
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I think this is the best one, does this mean I can look however I want
Artists on the internet are retarded, obviously this game would use all those ancient, brutal as fuck weapons made by the savages, just scaled up into insanity. Swords are for paleskins, go get a fist full of gator-teeth and a log and start filling their streets with blood.
>powerlisting.wikia.com
So i am the MC?
So a normal video game protagonist?
God mode activated
Despite being on Holla Forums, I actually like games. That's why I don't create them. For the same reason that I also like Hot Dogs and Laws, but wouldn't consider being a meat factory worker or a politician.
Some illusions are not meant to be shattered. They won't bring you happiness or contentment. Chasing some dreams, will only give you nightmares.
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KEK HAS SPOKEN
It's literally choosing a difficulty.
How the hell does that work?
cool
It's a supershitposter on a shitposting game where the objective is shitposting
Well, that comes with superspeed and superstrength but then we need to specify if the person really has that endurance or doesn't get tired or whatever.
In the end it's gay and useless
No
No
The 360 and the Xbone may be irredeemable pieces of shit, but the OG Xbox Hueg was pretty incredible once you look past it having Halo.
If you don't have one already, I'd implore you to just buy one from eBay/Craigslist/Goodwill for like $30, and just hack it and upgrade the hard drive. It's so worth it if you were a fan of the 6th gen. Especially since it's almost 2017 and still not emulated
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As long as you've paid for them, whore
chew
You might want to take a step back and blow the top of your skull open with a .357. Because if you don't think false flaggers and Twitter/eceleb threads are the cancer killing Holla Forums you are LITERALLY from reddit and have probably been posting for less than a year, and have never lurked.
I guess it's a city building or strategy game. Can I change the keyboard?
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I never really understood that mindset. I always imagined it like another universe with its own laws of physics, so knowing how things worked made it more interesting. I've done some basic romhacking and made shitty demos in Game Maker and Blender too.
Nobody wants to ERP with you, Bui
That sounds like something out of a porn game. Unless said pregnancy inducement is more like that from Alien.
If that's a superpower, does that make me a super hero IRL?