Know any kino about penis size?

:)

All the shitty sources suggesting that niggers have big dicks are some bullshit studies with a sample size of ~20 self-reported measurements. It's a fucking joke
The Korean studies even measured FLACCID penises, but somehow the retards who make those infographics thought to include that shit. Reality is that poo in the loos have tiny dicks[1] and everything else is a matter of benevolent mutation.

[1] news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Also OP's pic is total bull, girls get uncomfortably full/feel pain when a long (7"+) schlong starts poking their uterus. 4"-6" with slightly above average girth is ideal. Too much girth makes the vagina tear and makes it unable to contract properly to feel strong orgasms.

Why do you know so much about dicks?

Kids these days are under constant attack about these sensitive topics. After some time you'll know all relevant penis stats by heart, simply because it's the single most sensitive issue for a male growing up.

It wasnt for me, I was never insecure about my genitals

Well I used to be, suffered from depression too, but I feel pretty good about it now that I'm more experienced.

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Ive never had that happen. Worst one for me was it was called cute my first time but that was it. Oh wait no it was also called a Twinkie once

Good, unless you have a micro penis you shouldn't be embarrassed, if you do yiu can still find love and please your wife. Just use toys and accept it.

If you thought she was orgasming, she was actually trying to contain her laughter while your needle dick aimlessly thrusted around in her.

But what if she actually came?

Dont pick on my penis please

Women aren't even good at sex it seems

It's actually above average, but not being fully grown and being sexually educated by nigger horse gangbang porn was a bit misleading.

Of course not, boipussy is much tighter.

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True I can take 10" and thick and im not even a bottom. No effort, I fell in the shower and the shampoo bottle slid right up my ass essy as pie. Women are gay

I guess.

Yeah im from averagville myself

OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAAA

lel

Soft cream filled genitals

Women can't even take dick right.

When did you first realise that feminists are the female version of r9k / mgtow / incel neverfucks?

These article titles are direct from the website that produced the OP image.

This

Women are cancer who steal all the good dick and waste it

I used to get $200 a session to let this philipino guy lick my feet for a hour once a month while he jacked off. He eventually begged and begged and paid me $500 to fuck his ass. Now im usually exclusively into traps and women but I tell ya what that little smooth brown ass in the dark was easy as fuck to mount

How do you get into that line of work?

When did this place become cuckchan Holla Forums?

This is the gayest post ITT tbh

Somebody make this a banner

Would you jerk off, too?

when it stopped being dead

Working as a security officer at a convention center. As soon as he saw me he was stricken. Im 6"10 230lbs and in shape not buff. Plus my feet are huge. He started chatting me up and asked for my number so we could "see a movie". I knew he was gay but also knew he was loaded so I gave him my number. We never saw a movie together. He straight up propositioned me and asked if I would let him lick my feet with nothing sexual. I said okay and a relationship began that lasted two years. It took him a year of visits to work up to my thighs right near my dick and one day I pulled it out and made him suck it for fun cause I could see how much he wanted it. I got extra that night. Later he asked to fuck and it happened

Nah the first year was all just footplay. Like he would sit on the floor and I would sit back in a recliner and smear my feet and toes all over his face and tounge. It was nuts

No, sweetie.

Fucking lanklets, why am I not surprised?

This is why little girls are better

His appartment was immaculate and he had a huge fish tank. He lived in a fancy high rise in the penthouse and always came into a napkin. Also he was hardcore catholic and even tried to get me to go to mass with him

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dicklets often agree tbh

Ill pretty much fuck anything just not kids. You would be surprised but ive fucked for all kinds of reasons. Profit, live, pleasure, out of pity, to make feel better about being ugly etc

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This is the real problem.

It really is.

White girls fuck dogs.

Spic girls blows donkeys, niggers eat cow ass.

Asians are superior yet again.

Chinese girls eat dogs!

It's better to eat something than to fuck it.

you are what you eat

You eat ass?

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moar

Question: what's this weird melted butter substance that girls secrete as I have sex with them? It smells like iron, and it is not a very good skin cream.

tyrone's cum

make-belivium

>>>/girltalk/

And why would you be? Not like anyone is going to see them.

Yeast infection

Isn't 5 inches the average? I say this as a guy with a 6 incher. Although it doesn't fucking matter, I could have a 15 inch dick and it wouldn't make a difference because I never get laid

lol no tiny penis go away

6-7 inches is the average answer men give when asked their penis size, but doctors claim that 5.5 inches is the real average upon inspection.

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It looks like a fucking microdick on me.

That is if they'll have you. Japs can be pretty intolerant of gaijin.

Well they most likely won't marry you but they will still spread for you.

Mods anchored the thread so he wouldn't have to think about his micro peen anymore

6'10"
230lbs
6.3" on the dot

I shave my pubes and it looks way bigger

dom me daddy

drop like 50lb and u'll be fine :^)