YOUR TIME IS UP

YOUR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW

YOU CANT SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW

NUMBER ONE MEMER

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Cute girls make video games :3

brings the bigboi pants

Damn. Memes.


Smiles is a meme.

I'm not catholic.
I confess my sins everyday in prayer, but it's not like I'm sitting with the priest and divulging it to him.


I'm the dankest of memes.

meanwhile at samas afterparty

No, and I have half a mind to start carrying a knife so that I never am.


There's so much furry junk to look at, it doesn't really bother me when one artist takes awhile to push stuff out.

so to fill the stupid trap HRT void all you loonies get, your gimmick is that you decided to become one of those hyper-christian moms?

yeah, thats great
i hope youre really happy with those dank life decisions

First episode of that was alright.

...

Is it bad that I think it's gonna be harder to watch for me than that super-lewd one..?

boo down 1
sama up 10

this is me

true story though

there is this really sad fat stereotypical neckbeard that walks around town with a sticky looking green racoon tail

And now I >>>/go/ again.


Is that this?


I don't know what I'm intended to take away from it.

Gomen, I just had to poke fun at you a little bit.

i need to watch this

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are you muscled dad?
or do you have just a dadbod

Nono, that's an OVA about a girl who becomes a VA for an eroge
It's pretty lewd :3

Yeah but this is the best furry stuff.
So good even I've taken a liking to it.

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Sauce please.
So I can look for it after my shower.

lol

neither... unnless im skinny bc give the kids all the moneys and not eat loooo

Boo is spitting fire tonight.

I went back to Christ after I realized how bad my reliance on alcohol got. I was always Christian, but was led away by temptations and other flaws with my personality. Luckily I found my way back towards the Lord, and I don't intend on looking away again.


Next you'll ask if I have any embarrassing uniforms from my school days.

ilu guise

Well, not THE BEST, but pretty good..

... shurrup you deviant.

Koe de Oshigoto! The Animation

Had to look down my MAL for that one ^^'

what do we do with the dank memes?

Yes you are a terrible person. Really though, whatever floats your boat I guess.

subtle

...

lol way to fuck up your entire life because you have no idea what moderation is
im sure youre really happy with how all of this is turning out


dad........

Not the first question I'd ask but I wouldn't mind seeing them if there are any.

son...
+1 upvote

can you not read?

who are you to judge me

The only furry I knew for sure at my high school was a hot chick. She actually drew me a few pictures. Tell you what, I'll try to get with the babe, you try to get with the neckbeard, and we'll rendezvous back here in six months.


Don't say that in a fur thread if you don't want to get berated. People have a thing against Hardblush artists.

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Let him be, he knows not what he does.

No you.

nope


scoots kinda sucks tbh
that thought isnt just mine either, its high in the public opinion

Thanks y-kun
Hope work was nice to you today ^^


Hello

it was at that moment mr. fluffy realized his curiosity had gone too far

pls talk about that re zero anime at me

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Touche.

Look what you did now, you made me speak in surrender language.


Stop giving me ideas~

Goodbye graphics card.
Hello nothingness

i will find an alternative

he angers the furry god

grovel harder slave

meanwhile at the AX hotel afterparty

i fucking love ktla
especially early morning with henry dicarlo and le earthquake black man
such a good cast

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...

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After 2 more cans I will.
Still on my first one.

You can do me a favour though and teach me your furry secrets.

Subaru is such a huge idiot.. making mistakes and chasing after Emilia when he doesn't realize he should count his blessings because Rem has already fallen in love with him
Baka bakashi
All will turn out fine though

Now he doesn't need a sword and shield to slap bitches into place.

lots of downers and rimming

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why does he smell like the witch person?

scythe is the real GOAT weapon
or 2h sword

boo down 8
sama up 3

Hey, maybe that neckbeard has a good soul. Won't you at least give him a chance?

If there is a furry God, then truly, we are lost.

Because he's tainted by her, the witch put a curse on him, which is his whole Return by Death thing

holy shit dont do this live
too much pressure

just waaaaalking in the raaaain

cant take the heat boo?

yeah that seems like what it's getting at i guess
how long is this series supposed to be btw? will we ever actually encounter this person or what's the point?

WHO TOLD YOU I SORTA LIKE THOSE THINGS?


2h4u.
I make all the bitches cream on Runescape.


Hey, I shaved the neckbeardm now I'm a new man!

He has a super famicom!
what a baller.

im sure all people have good souls. but that has little to do with fucking

we just have a lot in common~

25 episodes, so we're just over half-way, cause 14 is next.
And yeah I think we will see some huge finale, I'm not 100% though 'cause I haven't looked up spoilers :c

lol

Hang them for the world to see.


I have regrets like any other person, but I'm pretty satisfied with everything I've managed to accomplish, the friends I made, and the family I have.
And my Church family is also something that I have no regrets in. Through my faith, I have found a group of people that accepted me wholly even with all my faults, and I find it an amazing privilege that they ask me to become a bigger part of their lives.

It's not just about moderation because I'm not spending every night in the book; I'm doing multiple things to help my new family and community.

baka baka

watch it again :p

too soon?

Btw, was working with curry spices in the warehouses, I fucking reek like a Pajeet.

Food packaging sucks.


Ever took tramadol?
That shit puts me in 'DGAF' mode.

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You're a Jew?

NOT SOON ENOUGH

walk into macdolands
see this
wat do

Take a picture, post it on Holla Forums

theyre british
walk away from those butterfaced slags

not be in mcdonalds and find something else to eat.

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whelp time to convert

no comment

Didn't you hear? You have to let nice guys fuck you. You owe them for being nice to you. It's only fair after they treat you like a princess.

lol whoo

yes i have

i prefer percocet and weed pills though

JOIN THE CULT OF LOVE
JOIN ME AND HATE YOURSELF

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Lol, not catholic.


*smug anime face*


Christian.

cool. oh and did you see the whole new felt thing happening? cuz i sure as hell didn't.
dont know why but im invested in this show even though all of the drama is just atrocious... anime is weird yo
thanks for talking about re zero at me, deary

if i were treated like a princess im sure i would surrender my bp

Fuck, marry, kill, worship game?

just like everyone else huh lenko

kaybe this is a blue board

I don't hate myself though.


What does not being catholic have to do with your embarrassing uniforms from school?

anyone have that picture of moogs with that cattle ring through his nose

this new VR is fuckihnnnnng great
I cant get over how realistic it ihnnnn
waay better than console gamihnnnnnnnng

Ya queen

You gays are so easy. No wonder you've all got HIV.

He's not Bebop yet.

That's my way of saying that I don't have a uniform to show.


Hail Smiles
Long live the rule

How do you know every time I'm about to post..?


I challenged Tuschi to be nice today
How long do you think he will last? lol

Booze and videogames are my poisons of choice.

Miss taking mdma though.


Join me and you will do. ;3

lol heyyyy

You've never led us astray.

Goodnight.

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bebop is miles less cringy than lenko, tsuchi

he literally told bloodchan hes going to drive to go see him
now, after he was rejected by bloodchan, he tries to go for the brainwashed christcuck


@lexi

*pet*

finally

Arigatou.
I must watch for science purposes.


I've watched it twice already.

Bye bye

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I feel as if most of the people here misunderstand him. That and most of you are just fucking retarded. You not so much, but just facetious at times.


What a let down. Surely you have some good looking uniforms, no?


I love myself, no thanks.

bebop is like the coolest poster

good thing youre a equal mixture of meth head and desperate fag

Good night, Wife.

*tucks you in bed and makes you a double hotty*

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you could been somebody... you coulda been a contenda

only the most rare and powerful sti's are given to the most virile and noble homosexuals

i mostly pop pills and chug various liquids. percocet is my favorite though.

Bebop's literally done the same thing.


He's super clingy and desperate at times and it's not something that's even possible to be "misunderstood".

Do you think Islam is a religion or peace, or a religion of piss?

A FEW STRONG SENPAIS
A SEALOAD OF BAKAS
AND LEWDIES

Afternoon user-sama


Nini Clocky

I expected as much.

he doesnt really flirt with bloodchan
he just responds with one word replies to get him to stop responding
he did the same thing with
shit who was it
uuhhhhhhhh ghostie maybe???

What's percocet?
Sounds like the stuff that makes you vomit.

Well, you certainly are virile, I'll give you that.

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have information that would suggest otherwise. All I'd want to say is that there is a reason for some of his behavior at times. That and I'd bet he's not super experienced yet.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

meh....

IS cool, when you say convert, you don't mean hop to another board, do you? ;w;

hey... how ya goin?


sorry i dipped out last night :)

Ohai Lexi

Ok Einstein :c

what a mess we made...
when it all went wrong...

SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POSTING SHIT,
BECAUSE YOU CAN BE ON TOP OF THE SHIT PILE!

YOU ATTENTION SEEKING BOARDWHORE

I can live with #3.

shitpost extraordnaire... get on mah level

Ay lmao

Nah I was just joking about becoming a christian.
Why the long face?

literally cant live with #2
gonna kill myself and start HRT

later guys

Yeah it's part of my job.
Not going to show it though, it's nothing particularly fancy.


I had this argument with Tsuchi last night.

If Mohammad didn't prescribe violence as an answer I would say they would be. The issue is that Mohammad makes use of violence plenty of times, and any dogmatic followers would then also use violence instead of more peaceful measures.

Why does Boo talk about me so much?

I'm nice enough.
Being nice is just draining and fake.


He kind of has stopped this particular part but he'd have thread long unlinked rants about how people "betray his trust" by people not playing goddamn videogames with him.
I mean, what else can even be said about that?

Maybe also a bit for the plot.
But science is important.

hey blood-chan look youtube.com/watch?v=RhHkUg-QCwk

It was good and real while it lasted. But not real good.

mmm whatcha saaaay mmm that you only meant weeeell


of course... that and ive been dumping the contents of my recently found hard drive


#3 is good yea

Acetaminophen. it's really good for dicking around. makes you feel like you're wrapped up in a blanket.

oh my god

Was it even an argument?

Also, stop textwalling and go get ready if you can't sleep anyways.

Mohammad is life
Mohammad is love

I think it's a cult of piss.... Modern Crusades when? We need to purge them already.

oh that user was sci

aka lenko's competition

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to be honest, Christians are hella violent themselves, even though there is plenty of non-violent examples displayed by HeyZeus.

And now you have me wondering. Have you tried wearing something that's business casual but cliche sexy?


That I don't know, leave that up to you as it really doesn't matter. It's the same thing so to speak when I just rant about people without linking anyone and take the piss. It's unsightly and not approved. There are better ways to go about it but to each their own, and with that in mind they will all grow as well however slow.

-clicks-

Yeah, he does.
The user always flirting with him is Bebop.

Do you still have the bunny accoutrements? Out of curiosity, you understand.


Maybe even better than #1

Slap a fancy title on it and everything is forgiven by [Insert Your Deity's Name Here].

jk lol
i've been pushing too hard sorry

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It is a shame you've been usurped.
But at least you'll be the prettiest butt corspe now.


So, wanna help me do another stream?
I aim to get 8 people this time.

I'll play a better game, I SWEAR!

Btw, how be you?

I need some of that in my life.

Muslims are kawaii okay

the user always flirting with him is just bloodchan talking to himself

RACE WAR WHEN?!


... If I keep replying to this post, you'll be top of the charts, no?

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okay i runned boo lets play DayZ

kek

...

no

unfortunately

its da bes

no

Eh, im on the fence as far as religion goes. There are positives and negatives to every religion to be honest. Such is the way when you deal with people.


I have work tomorrow. So I am not going to be around Too late tonight.
Doushio.
Aite, tired from working, you?
Tired from work and tired OF work heh.


this

WHY NOOOTTTTTTTTTT

I'm not saying that there isn't violent Christians or Nonviolent Muslims; I'm speaking purely about the actions of the most high prophets/saviors of each comparable faith systems.

Jesus was a pacifist in almost every respect, and spoken plainly about never raising a hand against a neighbor unless it's directly in self defense.
Mohammad was a warmonger for a lack of better terms, and utilizes violence to subjugate and control the masses if needed.

I'm speaking plainly about the books, and not the individual followers.


2020


Fine fine
I'm going.

oh sup mugen didn't know you came back

also obligatory

I was sent home early because they needed less people and I was the least hardworking.

So I got 8 cans of booze.

I only plan to stream for an hour, I think.
See how it goes, if you have Steam, I can set you up on micchat.

Philboy has asthma and makes everything sould lewd, but you'll probably envy my drunkeness.

I guess your only option is to go to a furry convention so that you can buy more bunny gear from vendors.

Don't you meh me, MFF.


You were really drunk lol
It's fine


Lolis shouldn't be posting here, IKT.

BEST BOY

Your god damn fedora wearing hipster music will be the death of me


Their women have giant poundable asses


Why 2020?

'he called me out on trying to drive to bloodchans!'
'f-filter him, guys!'

BEST BOY BEST BOY BEST BOY BEST BOY...


... is it working?

butts... lol

well not really drunk but i was toasty and camwhoring it up pretty hardcore.

it happens...

And don't skip dinner either.

I tend to wear casual things when not at work.
If I'm dealing with business then yeah I go more formal, but I work most of the day in a uniform and like to relax afterwards.

No wonder they blow themselves up.. they're not man enough to handle women like that

I don't usually take sides.
I just felt like it played with what you were saying.

I was trying to reference the crusades, if it wasn't obvious.

i dont have that much fun

hahaha. i wonder what ever happened to that fedora i owned when i was like 13.

It would be lovely to see you nice to other people for a change.

...team rocket blasting off...again :/

take the drive and amuse me.............

But I'm a boy.

Shame though I only have your word for it, plus I don't know where to fuck to buy it from.

Maybe I'll ask the neighbours, they're usually up in 4am and with good good reasons.

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE IKT?!

awh man why you gotta post stuff like that

I feel disgust if I'm nice for no reason.

Like any other normal girl I suppose. But that has it's own charm.

I present to you, the worst ISIS fighters ever.

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meh.

i cant believe people compare me to you
i dont even like being mean to people
my hand is just always forced by grudges/how aggressive people are/literal retards

aww, okay...
do you want to play DS3?
Or maybe something else if we have it?

?

FUCK

You have nice tits for a baby bo-

FUCK, STOP DOING THIS user, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

REEEEEEEEE

sup

i'd go to amazon. though truth be told there are other sexual thing id buy first

so needy what the fuck

I think that picture you tried to send me suggests otherwise..

I'm just sayin' yo.


No, I know. You could even reference the Old Testament/Torah.

Yeah, I thought you were just Tokai and not ikt.
Then again, still don't remember much when you changed your name, so it is all good.

youtube.com/watch?v=gVcRhP70oK4

But what did they mean by this.

sleep pants are cozy tho

DO NOT REPLY TO user SAMA POSTS.jpg

Yeah, I'm with you. But taking care of a dog is such a big responsibility.

its a pain reliever so maybe if you know somebody suffering or recovering from a surgery

i-i thought you wanted to play something...

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Nevermind, I only know people who have sleeping problems.

I think I know who to turn to for coke and plant food but they do nothing for me, since I'm naturally fucking wired as fuck

Stop it anony, I held you in higher regard, you're better than that. ;-;

whoooo

WHAT WAS SHE DOING SHOVING IT UP HER ASS!?

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+1 upvote

So you can take me to your friends right?
That does not sound amusing to me.


We all know you are a Loli, IKT.
fess up


And something about your "package"

Remember that weird furry person in fur threads in 4chan that everyone hated and called a baby fucker?

What was his name again?

Yeah, yeah.
"Real girls have a Y chromosome" and whatnot.

"these pyjama pants make my package look amazing..."

Alcohol does not make a poster keener.

...

You really have no shame.

.... I got sonic pj pants... wanna see?

You're the loli here!

Lexi does have loli like features.

well that, this, the other. rape. drink. eat.

i mean... im not really into what dudes sleep in but


i really dont

okay boo, im gonna play ARMA 3 then...

of course i do baka
we're like besties

...almost done dumping i think

then what do you want to play!

PJs in mouth.
Do it.
You'll get all the replies~

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I dunno. Clint's boring, maybe Clint.

needed a reply.... and no

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MOAR

metal gear is really fun

...

...

hitler.

No thanks...

Probably.
Was a shit webcomic dog, I think.
Trying to remember where we were in the back when times.

When we got banned constantly.


That's why I put thought in my thoughtless, shameless webcam whoring.

...

did it died?

God is dead, and we killed him.

See, you're not that dumb.

I WIN!

all of it

OH, Snuffles you mean, duh. Brain fart on my part.

YOUR FILTHY COMMUNIST ENLIGHTENMENT ERA QUOTES WON'T WORK HERE!

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YEAH. that's the dumb cunt!
He caused so much drama, it was UNREAL!

I forget, was he an edgelord?
AND I KNEW I REMEMBER BEING IN FURBOARDS at some point!

tbh idk what that means exactly


fuck you lick my nuts

I WILL SAMPLE YOUR SACK
AND SEE WHAT GOODIES ARE INSIDE

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...

my balls are inside

me for president 2016

"The quality of being important, valid, or significant."
Maybe I just hate small talk.

probably

Forever untouched in the deep dark voice that is your underwear.

'murica

Rin, you want some big talk from a big boy?

I don't know if I like smalltalk or not.
I know I hate talking about the weather though.
I find that the people I most enjoy talking to, I don't know anything about.


Nuh uh! I'm not a virgin! I had sex with a girl already!

The field of rape

I never talked to him much, but he was a friend of some friends of mine. There was less drama as time went on and everybody got to know each other a bit better. Here's a pretty old screenshot of some of the earlier stuff. It's got Mugen in it and everything.

sama up 10
user up 9
boo down 6

...

lmao

Am I investing into sama stock by posting this?

Have I even added you on steam?

Subtle

I want a loli to sit on my face

Subtle

♫ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT♫

Subtle

...

Nah, I'm probably going to stop posting for a bit in another minute or so.


About the same, honestly.

That doesn't just look like shitty fanservice at all.

REE FROG IS SO NORMIE

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I love it when we cuck desu

...

FUCK OFF

1 MOAR

Is it really cucking is that ship's sunk?

dump concluded lol

I love you

hi scootaloo


i think it's just cause i love talking about stupid shit
me and this guy i really like can tell each other really weird, repulsive stuff and still want to bang
it's great

I'm 7 minutes 10 seconds in and I have yet to form an opinion.

...

god this is cute

I wonder if my workspace will be this kawaii uguu

wait... no there was a couple more

Eh, 4/10.

NO FANSERVICE AT ALL

cute you say?

It's like if Anita Sarkeesian decided to make an anime.
It would be a perfect representation if they just keep getting mountains of funding and never actually make a game.

...

and

finished with that folder... for real

...

Fair does, holla at your boy next time.
Liked the last chat we had.


HATE THE GAME, NOT THE BALLA

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>_

I ran around town like an autistic kid playing Pokemon Go

I ran around town like an autistic kid

...

xD
Because girls really are prominent video game devs.
xD
xD
lmao
xD

Did you feel nothing but a deep sense of shame?

Fucking ree.


LMAO Tsunchi come on dude

It's a fucking moeshit anime you don't have to draw parallels to gamergate shit like some kind of sperg

that's like one of those game connecting by proximity things? what do you get from doing that?

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...

I am an autistic kid

That's sexist!

Well, excuse me for not being a pedo creeper and just wanting to watch "cute girls doing cute things" like some sort of window licking degenerate.

WE KNOW!

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No I just caught a bunch of pokemon and felt good about myself.

Its pretty fun but you can't fight your friends yet.

What do you mean?

News.

It's only sexist if a female game dev actually makes a non shitty game instead of using their gender to just get fans and whiteknights.

You literally sperged out over a moeshit anime and are calling other people degenerates

...

Because what reason would a grown ass man have to watch that?

Now you are back to your old self, good good :c

What reason would a grown ass man be so ass blasted over it

I was ever not?


Because anime is fucking stupid.

You're sexist.

you realize he's braindead retarded right?
why try arguing with him tsuchi my man

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Then why are you on an image board where nearly everyone posts anime shit

This x10000

On television Monday night, PBS’s “A Capitol Fourth” broadcast treated viewers to a stunning spectacle: red, white and blue fireworks flung into relief against a clear sky. There was only one problem: In reality, the rockets’ red glare was muted by mist and clouds — PBS’s version of the show was spliced together from previous years’ displays, when the weather was fairer. “It was the patriotic thing to do,” PBS said in a tweet.

america

Your people are 20 times more sexist.

You're sexiest.

"guess where my other hand is"

Sticking your dick in a 4 year old dog is more acceptable than sticking your dick in a consenting 17.99 year old.

in your ass

Is Kanberi worth watching?

Eat a dog.

*Kabaneri.
Every time I fuck that up.

dohohoho

You got the stereotype wrong. It's cats. Eating cats.

Wait or was it dogs anyway

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what kind of reward do you get from running around town like an autistic kid?

Yuss

time to be productive... later people

Korea

In Korea, cat meat was historically brewed into a tonic as a folk remedy for neuralgia and arthritis. Modern consumption is more likely to be as cat soup.[10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17]

Vietnam

Cat meat is eaten in Vietnam.[18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28]

That's profiling.

god bless you gilgamesh

I was interested in it, honestly, just because of the one song Aimer did.

So I'll trust your judgement.

I got pokemon and pokemon eggs.

I remember when there was that "scandal" about how the BBC fakes shots for their wildlife documentaries.

Bye bye

Jungle savages.
We didn't spray enough Agent Orange to "fix" that.

I would that lion boy.

I'm back, I don't think I could actually do that stream after all, not enough people are interested and plus the laptop fan may overpower the microphone.

So I'm down with shitposting with you drunk, for now.

Have some furry lewd.

Gay.

tfw Pokemon Go won't run on my phone

Why live

Get a new Galaxy.

I am

No, the Paris Peace Accords did that.

Anybody who says they wouldn't is a liar.


I think you've had a good run. Time to pack it up.

I'm seriously considering it

I dropped and cracked my S3 earlier at work and I'm gonna be getting off my parent's phone plan whenI move out next week

and there's no other way to do that?

The s5 is a pretty good phone. The water resistance is surprisingly handy.

Thats what you look like irl right?

Nope

thats kinda the "go" part

Why not just get a s7?


oneplus.net/3

My hair is way more purple than that.


I assume he would, I got mine when the s5 was still recent.

Wait for Nexus Sailfish.

what would posses someone to buy a game like that...

BLUE MOON FOR BEST BOY SOON

VIDEOGAMES

Some people just want something to cater to their niche.

I got some shit games because they had good music in.

SIMPLY BECAUSE MUSIC

Show me that deep purple.

Its a free game.

I NEED MY POGEYMANS

Duly noted

Hm... looks neat, I'll look more into it. I need to figure out which carrier and plan I'm going with too

just fapped lads

Disgusting, just cut it off already.

I earn my treats. Whatever that means.


I'm not a big fan of that band, sorry.


I know you do, Ian. You have a legitimate problem, and you're scaring the ones that love you. Whoever that may be.

...

i like my dick

It's scaring no one, then

No fair.
I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO EARN YOUR FRUITS OF MISDEMEANOUR


Means well. Best way to do it.
You know what you need?
Wine gums. Wine gums best candy.

You like dick regardless of whose.

What are you gay or something?

Phew, I'm glad that all worked out for the best.


That makes one of us.


Never had a wine gum. Gummy candy is pretty low tier in general though, so we are treading dangerous waters.


I only listen to black metal, not purple metal. What, are YOU gay?

so non conservative, sushi...

more like video lames am i right


oh. yeah i guess that's a pretty good uh selling point ahaaaaa

How is it "mean" if it's a literal statement of fact?

Well, you are talking to a scrub, after all.

So if we talking about gummy candy, you may be interested in this.

And what if I am?

You're killing me here with these nasty candies.


I'll probably throw up a lot thinking about it, but not much other than that.

I'm ironically gay.

I'm ironically throwing up all over myself.

DIFFERENT STROKES

What do you like?
I know america has shit candy.

You should at least try and make it into the bathroom.

Back from funeral, it was neat, got to meet alot of family, my dads cousin pretty hot tbh

Right now I could really go for some Jolly Ranchers. Which is fortunate, as my drawer is full of Jolly Ranchers.


What's the point? I'll just have to leave the bathroom again.


Happy funeral!

Oh, it wasn't mine, but thanks anyway

Who RIP

Just become gay and then you won't have that problem anymore.

Better luck next time!


Why would I want to stop covering myself in my own bile? You're not making any sense.

gr8 grande mother at age gazyllyion

IKR, i did catch the bouqet an everything

You're gonna eat yourself.

Did you hit on your cuz

I had no cousins present tho, my dads cousin is pretty hot tho, and i did not

Nevermind, nothing beats jolly ranchers... unless...

Someone has to.

I am not of royal descent, no need to keep the bloodline pure
my blood lewder then life

Why eat yourself when you can eat me?

*unzips dick*

Oversized Jawbreakers are not a convenient candy.

Good!

From one mudblood to another, let me just say...

TALLARUSH

I'm not THAT hungry.

Ok, I'll be honest.

I am not a smart man.

What's good ikt, have you done much tech lately?


Ever heard of wizard king?
NO, wizard is >>>/impure/

You should have countered with Chick-O-Sticks, the superior candy.

But I appreciate your honesty. It's sort of like admitting you're missing an arm to somebody standing right in front of you, though.

Ooooohhhh I get ya.

*unzips feet*

I've heard of the red wizard.
The one who takes his robes off.
Does that count?

Woah, woah, I'm not Katz, man. You don't need to go all Clint on me.

Tech school, but I did more of boring paper works than tech things ;;

What the fuck? i'm not unzipping anything else you weirdo.

I've been getting all sorts of weird likes from ""wizards""" and modern """witches""" on my instagram because i use weird tags like occult and spookington, cracks me up
used #evil #spirits, i get mad likes from almond liquour producers and shit, all i upload is my shitty tags painted on shitty streets ayy


Poor thing, iäd pet you but i don't just hand them out

But I was so nice to you! Wow just goes to show that nice guys really do finish last. Go run home to your jock who ignores you and beats you, you could have been worshiped but that worSHIP has sailed. When you see me on the street treating my new princess the way a princess should be treated while you're walking through the mud you'll be sorry.

Truly, Wiccans are shit tier.
So shit tier that I higher up than them.
Always getting beat up by trash tier boyfriends and how stones will sort their life out.

How big is your fedora?

Big enough for two... but it's a tight fit.

poker

Pets are neat.

I can fit into anything.

Anything except your family and community.

I mean i would most of them, but i feel they don't even know what they're doing
"i'm witch because i have pentagram tat"
i'd k.y them efter i sex their vagina, show them how to proper celebrate solstice
it's by putting the big penis in earth so harvest is good, and drink lots of booze and dance around it


They are, that's why i have to use them sparingly

I fit into both of those things though.

Then why is there so much crying?

C-can I have one?

I DO THAT SPOILERED SHIT REGARDLESS

I'm perpetually drunk!
What's their excuse?

Btw, big ups to Insane Clown Posse.
Me and my friend once drunkenly philosophised about them and figured out that 'Yeah, they're retarded, but they cool.'

Tears of joy.

Idunno, i only have like five and mail does not deliver mail during weekend


No that spoilered shit is literrary how we hhere always celebrate solstice
midsommar, we put up the midsommarstång, midsommerpole woch has like two cesar thingys for balls, and we dance and sing around it while drink alot

Is that what you call working out?

I don't need to work out because i'm naturally ripped.

rip

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You say 'We', you actually do that shit?

Ohhhh, I get it, national holiday right?
We do maypoles in Middle England.

However, anything up north, where we live, we just drink and take drugs in a nihilistic rage.

...

When i say we i mean the whole fucking nation, it's not a family thing
half the nation maybe, arabs don't celebrate, celebrating is haram

sorry but my bones are massive.

...

I know, half our nation is arab now.

YEP, drank a little to much

Trying to think of a better name for your webm, give me a few minutes and you'll love it.

T-Boned Pork?
Chargrillin' whitemeat?

I dunno, I got nothing.

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