Roll new lvl.1 character

Alright. That actually sounds pretty good. My problem is that I like most of his stuff on aesthetic level, but I don't feel playing a game just for aesthetics right now. I want some gameplay.

and i just remembered something else, i've fallen for this fucking kind of thread before OP you suck dicks

i fucking found it
newgrounds.com/portal/view/301531

Thats a murloc, from world of warcraft.

yeah on my other post i found the name of the monster by reverse searching the image and was led to newgrounds. i played a lot of that flash game on newgrounds

It wont be for everyone, but i like the feeling of getting some levels, feeling like hot shit and having a basic enemy get you low so you panic, back the fuck off and hope you have time to eat a frog or mushroom before going back more cautious. Thats kind of the dead rising vibe in a way.

cause its good, nigga.

a strategy that works for me against those is to just wait it out until the hater is killed or the hater kills everything, then i sneak up behind the hater and suplex them, then do a pair of stomps, then you roll back and huck the bombshroom at them like you're fucking rolento.

or you can just run right past them.

its mystery dungeon (a rogue-like) with dark souls-ish controls and ultra violence but unfortunately has micro transactions. though its still quite fun and addicting in spite of it.

so far the micro transactions are not too bad. the main things are that it basically lets you cancel out the permadeath and later on, you'll be able to buy subscriptions that removes the main coin sink in the game. also you can increase your storage capacity and convert it to in-game coins.

in short, its basically "pay to not get your ass handed to you by the game". its extortion! a shake down! raketeering! ..that is, if you're a casual. otherwise it seems like just a normal game.

user be honest, did you fall for the king of the hill online meme?

I don't remember specifically king of the hill threads, but i did fall for some kind of "X online" and my cap.

great job anonymous

I just saw that it was a PS4 exclusive, which isn't super surprising, I suppose. I'll probably give it a shot next time I hang out with my one friend, since he has one.

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Yes, we're shilling PS4 exclusive free-to-play games for free.

Oh fuck! These niggers are shilling?! Thank you for saving me. I almost tried a free video game.

The fuck happened to my ID? I was 2979e6 before any more cries of shill are called.

Oh it makes sense now.

Careful no lad, you almost took part in a dark cabal of playing a video game! Close call there.

**maybe you shitposted as your shilling agency swapped IPs

fuck i failed at spoilers

But, Nonny-kun… I don't even have a PS4 and I'm interested in trying it. Why are you such a meanie pants? :c

You have brought shame on 7 generations of your house. Time to commit connectfour and repent.

I'd say that its Fromfags/Soulsfags that are desperate for anything Soulslike that happen to be consolefags.
These faggots think this structure is superior and more enjoyable to every other game even though ot has flaws up the wazoo and is fucking trash if done incorrectly.

shit, i wish i had read the description and seen there was an updated version before i finished it. this ones a lot less sluggish, perhaps due in part to the drop in sound quality. or maybe they had to do that to get it to a reasonable size, its nearly doubled at 10 megabytes compared to the originals 6. newgrounds.com/portal/view/574187

The updated version even has more content and he also made a second game

Did NoA localize that?

Yeah. I localize games for NoA and shill on anonymous image boards. It's a pretty radical life. Seriously though, I was just having fun and hoping to get a rise out of an user, because I was bored.

I meant the image. Sorry, should've specified.

And i want to cum into your lips and have you wear my seed as lisptick

Oh, okay. I just saw it posted on Holla Forums and saved it because my friend refers to me as "my dude" and I wanted to use it to make things awkward and gay. I tried finding the source, but it's a full on normal meme, apparently.

Fucking do it, faggot!

I hate weebshit but it's pretty good. Huge difficulty spike after level 20ish that some people may not like.

Oh this sounds kind of cool
Nevermind.

honestly it's f2p done right, the only reason to pay cash is if you just suck that fucking much.

It's pretty fun. The "multiplayer" where you raid other peoples bases and fight their alts while setting up your own team of alt characters to defend your base is pretty fun. The hater system is also really neat, it's fun to send my other characters after other players and then get rewards for killing them. I've only just reached floor 11 but the F2P system seems pretty generous as well. You get a bunch of the currency as a login bonus and for completing challenges but it's only really used to revive characters anyway, you can still retrieve your stuff in two other ways.

I'd recommend it to anyone with a bloodborne box who doesn't mind soulsclone gameplay and grinding. Just don't start up the multiplayer if you don't intend to make a lot of alts because you will get your shit raided.

i heard it's incredibly jewish if you want to do high level stuff.
then again when someone says "f2p done right" and the game has anything besides cosmetics they're usually full of shit and trying to justify their purchases.

Uncle Death is cute! Cute!

from what I saw of gameplay it really does look like you wont need to spend a cent if you arent braindead.

Gerstmann was sucking ass and he was doing fine in terms of hp. through low levels.

This, ill give it the benefit of doubt and mark it alongside bloodborne as a reason to get a ps4. Maybe once they release the pro ill buy a cheap 2nd hand

The PS4 is slowly becoming more of a potential purchase for me, but since they keep releasing vita versions and piracy is now an option, I need more than just Nioh and Bloodbourne to justify throwing down that many dollarydoos.

I like the game, but my only complaint is that multi-hit attacks stunlock you and enemies into submission; it's kind of bullshit that you can't roll back after the first two hits. I also keep forgetting how to go back to the arcade so I can do quests

I was taking a jab at NoA translation quality.

You just go back to the waiting room and stand in that circle thing that heals you

Yeah the games combat is like Dead Rising with DeS lock on and in and out jabby combat. Its not great but i find makes it stressful in a good way. Since you fight player ghosts the lack of invasion makes it less tense. Though i hear higher levels are fucking batshit snooker loopy.

The floor 23 boss is really killing it for me. It feels like smacking Asylum Demon with the broken sword.
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to grind up 61k kill coins to try again.
Even then, the grind wouldn't be too bad if I didn't constantly get stuck in 5-10 minute long server connect screens, and be stuck with the choice of keep waiting or just bite the bullet, reset and then resurrect my grind fighter.
Oh and constantly getting error code screens when I use a death metal on boss fights and the game disconnects, losing the death metal.
Dunno if this is my internet or the servers are being an asshole.

I've had no connect screens but try talking to the arcade guy, he usually tells you stuff like "hey this boss is actually blind so dont make noise"

Actually probably easy to just post a list
Just have fun, and laugh everytime uncle death eats shit trying to kickflip and fail, he would never find the tape on the school level.

Are you guys unironically playing a ubisoft game after all the shit they've pulled? You deserved to be crushed between these legs.

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user are you well? you seem confused.

I AM CONFUSED!

This is a weebshit game about a radical skeleton who lives in an arcade and skateboards. Not an open world checklist simulator full of bugs.

You like skeletons, don't you kid? Y'aint one of those anti skele propagandists are yous?

I HATE WEEBSHIT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!
I HATE IT!

Well you best start believing in weebsites, you're in one!

It's alright. Don't know if I'm gonna play much more of it.

FREE TO PLAY

FREE 2 PLAY GARBAGE

$99.99 DLC

G E T O U T

Well, it's free so there's no need to ask for opinions and just take a whirl yourself.

Stop, you're giving me Sinjid flashbacks.

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not everything jap made in weebshit

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Welcome to Holla Forums

Head down and back to playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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d-dangerous.

good idea mr. doubles

I just want Cyberpunk 2077.

You're a faggot and should hang yourself
CDPR never made a good game, and they only made 3 games of the same franchinese.
Even more, all you saw of cyberpunk was a fucking animation

Never played a second of WoW, just played through this and from what I've heard of WoW it probably encompasses the tedium.

Considering all VNs are not vidya, should all the weebcucks kill themselves too?

Not unless the VNs have porn
That's gameplay right there

Fuck, disregard the "not"
i mean "Unless the VNs have porn"

user, you just sold this game for me.
Call Suda, tell him to hire you.
How big is it anyway? I don't wanna spend the whole night donwloading it.

but when is it coming to a platform that matters, like PC?

Doesn't matter as long as you have to pay for online.

I tried the game out and it was okay, but there's a big snag that's gonna make me quit because this shit is not worth the time.
I'm trying to finish the quest that says go from IKEGARA to IMOKAWA-CHO without armor and killing all enemies.
I've gone through both of these floors in order twice now pacing through the entire map to check for enemies, and it still won't give it to me.
This game has no fucking room for misguided trial and error bullshit. Every time this doesn't fucking work I have to continue on through tamata until I can get to the elevator to go back and try again. I'm spinning my wheels in the dirt risking my fighter and wasting my god damn time NOT PROGRESSING IN THE GAME, and boring the crap out of myself, because of this quest.
If I don't get a clear answer on how to do this quest, I'm just gonna drop it.

Because you can't let your kouhai down.

For those quests, you have to make sure Haters don't kill any Screamers, if they do you don't get credit.
It can be a bit RNG at times, since Haters have set spawn points, sometimes they spawn right next to Screamers and kill them before you ever get there, and sometimes not near them.
It's annoying, and I was only really able to do it when I could one shot most things bare handed.

Thanks then. I'll just forget this quest. That's a bullshit circumstance right there.
I guess the one for killing all enemies in IKEGARA with hammer is the same.

I've looked around a lot and found a lot of different answers.

From what I can tell, the biggest problem is:
1) If a Hater kills one of the enemies on the floor, it doesn't count. This might also apply for other enemies killing other enemies while trying to attack you.
2) You have to clear out the first floor mentioned, every floor in-between, and the final floor mentioned. So, when it says, "Go from IKEGARA to IMOKAWA-CHO without armor and killing all enemies", in this case, it means, "IKEGARA and IMOKAWA-CHO"

It might also be broken or inconsistent, judging by my experiences and attempts. But I think the biggest problem is Haters spawning where they get line of sight with a Screamer and ruin the run.

As for the hammer and similar quests, you may have to fight solely with the hammer; i.e. you can't start off with punches or another weapon, and then finish with the hammer.

I've been ignoring these quests because they're somewhere between finicky and the conditions for achieving them are poorly communicated.

Climbing the tower and exploring various routes feels more entertaining than the side quests.

massive difficulty spike at floor 20+, alongside basically becoming Warframe Souls. Because you spend a shitload of time grinding earlier and present floors without progressing for the sake of upgrading armor and weapons so you can actually do progressing shit.

due to their terrible ability to balance their own game, they hope you're so fucking stupid that you keep trying to progress with slowly upgraded shit that you buy death metals for every death. that's basically how someone already beat the game. he rushed to the end by buying lots of those death metals. when you reach 21 and also 31, you will have to grind for materials you probably can't reasonably access yet because all the mobs grew ridiculously stronger.
If Grasshopper was smart they would make the boss movesets a lot less janky and bullshit, if you've ever seen U-10, parts of Crowley and the final boss of the game. But I have a feeling that when they add their planned new floors, it'll just be more bullshit without balancing out the rest. The first half of this game is Crazy Souls then the second half is Unbalancedwarframesouls.

you thought that was bad, wait till you get to floor 30+

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