Pokemon waifu and husbando thread. (cancer is welcomed)

as a regular poster in the waifu threads, this is cancer.

Fine taste.

What were you expecting?

No it isn't
>>>/leddit/

not much.

Well at least you had the right mindset.

Pick only one

OP, this thread would be more at home in >>>/fur/ or >>>/furry/

Disregard wafius, this is now a pokenigga thread.
Post your pokenigga and tell us why they're your pokenigga.
Pic related, because they're metal as fuck and there's nothing they can't murder.

poor Brionne never had a chance.

Nah

What if my pokenigga is my pokehusbando at the same time?

Fucking kek. My Pokemon Gale of Darkness playthrough I've gotten 80% females even my starter was female I only kept resetting to get a specific nature not gender.

I know it's cancerous, but I like telling the opponent I've already won while they still have 4 mons left on their team.

It's unfortunate, though. I have a team built around this guy but most of the time I win before I get the chance to bring him out.
Perpetually trapped in low ladder because I chimp on Fullderp more often than I play seriously so I'd probably get my shit pushed in if I laddered up, but as of right now I'm not sure if I've lost a match with the team I picked up.

Pokefags should be gassed tbh

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You two should be gassed.

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Some friendships are forever.

Why not just making a serious alt?

and there's the porn.

we all know you're the Charazard husbando faggot, don't try to hide it.

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Get out of her triple nigger.

I'm too competitive and it's not a game I want to play seriously. There's too much in the game left to chance and I'd rather spend my time playing something better. When I do use my serious team, it's only on rare occasions like when someone asks me to play for real, or when I just wanna play a round or two during Fullderp's dead hours without calling for a team.

tl;dr autism

>>>/oven/

At least when he posts in Pokemon threads he tries to contribute decent posts. Heck, the only reason anyone knows he's the Charizard fag is because of his somewhat limited Charizard folder. What have you done to help increase the quality of the board, aside from probably reporting this shit thread for being shit.

IT'S YA BOY

He is one of the best things about S&M. If only Golisopod did not had a shit ability.

I just enjoy surprising friends when they find out their primarily Ghost team got beaten by a Psychic/Fighting Pokemon. Psychic going to shit or not, I stick with my team and we make it last.

Best girls.

Lusamine did nothing wrong.

Rosa
Gardevoir

Only the floofiest.

Hex Maniac.
Now hear me out, before you dismiss me as another "meme maniac" maniac. I've always liked Ghost types because they were just neat. They were one of the two types that were weak to themselves, and their pokedex entries were just the right amount of spooky. Combine that with ghost users in RSE onward being spooky witches, then creepy loners and I don't recall a gen where I didn't have at least one ghost on my team. So fuck yes Hex/Occult Maniacs. Hopefully gamefreak will let trainers look more like different trainer classes in later gens now that they're giving customization a try.

As far as pokeniggas I'll have to go with Shedinja and Mimikyu. The former was weird as fuck and just showed up in my team one day. Made of paper but also nigh unkillable in the right situation. He was and is fun to use and pokebank can't come soon enough so i can trade one forward to go i team Spooky Forest.
As far as mimikyu goes, I wasn't aware of how strong he was until long after catching one and looking up what moves it could learn. But fuck all that, he's this weird little changeling thing that is the best pikachu ripoff yet. Also his anime version being a hateful ball of spite just makes it better.

I never particularly liked fighting or psychic types, though that's less to do with their mechanical abilities than the fact that they just do not look good to me, especially most of their mono-types.
Call it autism if you have to, but I just cannot stand using a pokemon that doesn't visually appeal to me on some level.

Also, if Pheobe doesn't show up in Sun/Moon at some point I'm going to gamefreak hq and slapping someone. Bad enough Solrock and Lunatone don't show up.

She doesn't at all

Well that's fucking awful. I heard Cynthia's getting yet another appearance as well as Red and Blue/Green. Yeah let's bring the woman in all black to the sunny island place, as well as those two guys from kanto. The islander that would fit right and is somewhat relevant with the release of ORAS? nah fuck her.

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Gamefreak is completely incompetent, so it shouldn't come as a shock that their decisions would make no sense at all.

Thats the fun of pokemon really, different strokes for different folks. Even on the highest level where your choices people will have their own unique flair to the team.

A man in the desert desires to see a Solrock/Lunatone and I'm curious to see what the reward will be.

Probably busy with the E4 and shit, she was just in a recent game.

All three appear post game yeah, though only red/blue have a cutscene. You have to choose which one to battle before entering the battle tree.

Best player character coming through.

I know but that, and the exclusion of Solrock and Lunatone are so glaringly obvious choices that It seems impossible to mess up.

I'm guessing Sun/Moon stone. Maybe Dusk/Shiny stone. It's going to be some sort of rock. It's always rocks.

Also I guess E4 business could make sense. Still sucks, though.

I respectfully disagree.

Sinnoh throwback as well as (probably) conforming Sinnoh remakes.

Oh god you're right. DPP gets a remake and Not-Lightning gets another three games of guest staring afterwards.

Phoebe a cute.

You talking about lucario? Because if you are talking about cynthia I'm pretty sure cynthia actually has tits.

Actual best female PC coming through.

THE ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

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Damn straight. But, to be fair, there hasn't been a bad ghost-type trainer/E4 member.

mimikyu hates normalfags?

At least anime mimikyu. Which is funny because before that they had been building mimikyu up as some sad, lonely thing that just wants friends. But, surprising nobody, the ghost/fairy pokemon is full of hate. And that's just great.

like everyone on this site

Shit user, you're supposed to be subtle.

Post the whole thing!!!!

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Naw, in the cute way not the bitter resentment way. Pre-anime mimikyu is a sad puppy, post anime mimikyu is the cat that shits on your pillow.

I feel the same way about Pokemon. But I guess some people just have different tastes, and I respect that.

I found it.

God dammit.

while i disagree and think that many psychics are some of the best looking pokeymen out there, i dont see how thats autism when theres what 800 pokemoons to choose from? you might as well pick things youre behind 100%.

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dont bully me

Isn't meme and buzzword also buzzwords with how much they're tossed around?

>Over 40 years old

>Not her vastly superior possessed form

her hair looks wacky as fuck, what were they smoking to come up with this?

rare candy

So is this the pokemon games general or just the designated furry degenerate general?

Cancer general, so both.

stay away from my missiles! ill give them to you when im ready