If one video game developer were to become your religion, who would you worship Holla Forums?

Who ya got?

Me, probably Relic in their prime

Probably the dumbest thread I've seen today.

Probably the dumbest all week

This is the stupidest thread i've ever seen.

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would probably just join one of the pre-existing cults.

King dorf

None you fucking retarded corporate cuck.

This thread is dumb and picture related is also dumb some 5-6+ years ago when Steam was hype as fuck on 4/v/. Every idiot that has defended excessive monetization schemes, questionable game updates, etc, not necessarily related to Valve, I'll blame on worshipper mentality.

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Just stop it. This is unhealthy behaviour.

Fucking corporate rat. Fuck off.


You better be fucking joking.

i choose atheism

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Blizzard, Valve, Sony, Bethesda, Microsoft

the bob's game guy or terry davis. God's true chosen.

None, religion is for the weak minded.

*tips befora*

Case in point. Jesus freak has to use stale memes that somebody else came up with.

no its because you are a fucking retarded reddit fedora-tipper, its just a fact. there are so many retards like you that tips fedora became a phrase to mock you.

now go back to reddit.

Damn son

Halal as fuck.

i already don't believe in imaginary skyspooks, making a game developer into one is not gonna help

>>>Holla Forums

Phil Fish

This is the only acceptable answer, but this topic is cancerous.

Arguably the dumbest all month.

Maybe even the dumbest all year.

atheism

I love your strawman.

Once again, user does not disappoint.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's easy.

suck a dick, pleb

This. I would worship the very ground he walked on and I would perform a ritual involving semen in order to summon my very own Moira Brown waifu succubus.

How the fuck is this corporate cocksucking thread still up when console war shit is banned?

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Only Maestro deserves worshiping.

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I wouldn't worship any dev but I wish that all turn into suicide cults.

I can't wait to see what kind of stupid bullshit Current Year +2 brings.

Hail the Icon of Sin!

Team Shanghai Alice

FOR FUCK SAKES YOU MILK BAG DRINKING SEAL CLUBBERS! I can't even be actually mad about this, at least it's Canadian culture. Our timeline should not be one big fucking punchline but God damn if it hasn't become a spectator sport

Vanillaware.

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There's only one right answer: Blanc is best CPU

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