new sfw cute freindly anime thread
New sfw cute freindly anime thread
All urls found in this thread:
Today, I learned that songs get really fucking funny if you play them back at 3x speed.
I don't like going to the doctor
That just seems unsanitary.
Neither do I, but some things are worth going for.
The sprite, or the concept of playing songs back at 3x speed?
all of it
Not my health
I think it is.
Who would do this to poor Miku?
I'm finally home...
on the lap
Google deep dream
If I asked nicely would you pretend it was?
someone buy me overwatch
hes a big guy
I thought lexi bought it for you
Get a fucking job.
aaaaaah, I understand.
Your enormous dick does not amuse me.
Still, make sure you get that looked at.
nah she just wants me to buy it / wants ANYONE to buy it for me
I already said I'm going tomorrow
theres is a 0% chance im buying u overwatch btw
okay... -sits on your lap-
It's easy to forget if you don't want to.
i dont need your money dad
Like Rin filling out the paperwork to go to college.
I do want to go
It's not for my health, it's for my enjoyment of life
I can't enjoy anything if my insides are bleeding
Stop eating broken glass and nails then.
someone else in the household misplacing you files is your fault
Go fuck yourself.
I don't mean that negatively.
tfw your cum broke revy's insides
he's too scared to go to the doctor
Things that never happened for 2000
You could've just had them reissue what documents you needed to get them up there before the deadline.
Alright there, Heartbreak Ridge.
but it will
Fukken nailed it
I don't get it
I try to be...
my heart was ==literally== just broke n
go get daddy a cold glass of water
You're very welcome.
Low chance of that being what breaks me
That nigga lives a mile away and I'm too tired now
my speech check was actually successful this whole time
marry me revy
He only drinks coffee anyway...
Buy me $60+ in rings and we can be engaged
Is this a universal offer?
is it still sfw?
Pretty lewd to ask for a folder consisting of an underage kuudere who wears nothing but an open PJ shirt.
she look pretty
sounds mostly sfw to me
Iunno it worked once
Fanart mostly disagrees.
i live an intredastign life
How intensely does it disagree?
I'm not sure if I'm drawing the right implication (inference?) from this.
GET IT!? BECAUSE IT'S A GAME ABOUT BUNNIES!
SO THE VIBRATOR IS A CARROT!
I just spoilered a sfw image.
Leave her alone, cuck
but that's bad fanart
bad fanart can't be trusted
i'm not sure what you're inferring from it
This artist knows what's up.
I could not possibly care any less.
"I disagree with it, therefore it's bad."
it's mostly the line/shading quality that bugs me
i once was
okay, what now?
I only saved it to be spiteful, if I'm honest.
Did it not work out?
Or did it work out just fine, and it's marriage now?
I have no qualms about good lewds, poor quality just bugs me
what's she from?
Same as Irisu, here.
I'm surprised that game got so big, was it that fun?
It seems weird in concept "a metroidvania where bosses are bullet hell" but the controls are tight enough, and they designed the attacks just right for it to be really fun and rewarding.
At least, in my opinion.
it didn't work out
I'm sorry to here.
They were stupid anyway.
Why do I try to be awake at midnight.
I want to give it a shot, but I either barely have any time for or don't have the motivation to play any vidya nowadays.
Who wants to play Don't starve together with me and make a goofy video for youtube?
They were stupid anyway.
never trust ftm fujoshis
a lot of people have it here actually
i think it was (rin???) who i was gonna install and play with
it's totally worth it, it's a time consuming game c:
I wouldn't force it.
Most things won't be fun if you try to force the time for them, or motivation, for them.
I should be sleeping soon, sorry.
Eh, I have issues with trust in general.
You just seem like an interesting person to get to know, and be around.
So I feel they must have been stupid.
me and my friends played it
but one of them got mad easily so i uninstalled because there was nobody else
yeah, that's what I started doing with EVE
had to let it go for my own sanity
they made a few very questionable choices that involved poor communication
I only ever hear that EVE is a game you aren't playing right if you don't have a million spreadsheets.
Do you mind if I get nosy?
eve is autism
What do you need help with, love.
i mean i've said most of it before
staying up all night
drink some coffee
I wasn't here during that time.
What mistakes, in particular, did they make, love?
I'll be going there anyway once I finish my chat with Revy.
look at his butt cheek
wait wait I wanna play tooo
they had a few questionable friendships who intentionally tried (and succeeded) at sabotaging our relationship
there was a period of time of very poor communication of wants and needs and three years of relationship went down the hole
That shit don't work
Fuck i'm being forced to stay up....... fucking god damn it...
I think the assessment of "They were stupid anyway" feels more apt now..
if you don't mind my saying such.
I don't know, I feel like I'd personally form a grudge over three years wasted.
Why are you being forced to stay up?
of course bruh the more the merrier
idk how soon its happening though
maybe ill install overnight
maybe ill install overnight
I'll do this too.
oh it was you
I'll tell you tmrw in private....
energy drinks too?
this thread is so gay
cant wait to play bruh
You can't tell me on skype now?
ban i did something really fucked up to you
idk how bad the repercussions are but best of luck
sorry in advance
i'm not upset
traps are gayer than sucking dick cause you can't just admit you like cocks
What was it?
It all makes me crash...
I'm way too tired ;~;
kinda, but it is more like "EVE is a game you arent playing right if you don't dump a lot of time and your soul into it"
a very aesthetic looking dong
i'd might suck if it was through a gloryhole like that
dont worry about it bruh im sure its not that bad
just clearing my conscience to an acceptable degree
i'd might suck if it was through a gloryhole like that
Boo, you're going full gay now.
You're a bigger person than I.
At any rate.
It's been a nice chat, but I feel like I should sleep a couple hours ago.
I added you on steam, yeah?
I'll see you later, I'm going to take off momentarily.
Yeah but what is it?
I can't think of anything you could do tbh.
i never give out my steam
See you, don't fall off a bridge!
is that wow?
GROSS YUCK AWFUL!!
No is guild wars
Is that better?
no one even stops to touch the flat one's chest
Doesn't mean we couldn't have added eachother.
If you feel like it, and we haven't
I'm gonna head to bed for now.
EUGH, FINE, MOM.
Hi, boo. Thanks again for the other night <3
how do i already have rin added
wahtever you saaay
How's it goin'?
Don't just pray for harambe
Take up arms
Bro that's fucking weird thats not eevn a real girl what the fuck
It's going. It's paynight tonight so the hype is real.
Gotta go back to the piercing place and get my thingies redone/fixed so Iunno how that's gonna go down :(
How's you tonight?
being attracted to a 15 year ld girl does not make you a pedophile
home made hamburgers with curly fries
dont even worry about it welms
it felt really good making you feel better so i dont really need any thanks ~
wrong filename shit
i wish black girl's vaginas didnt look like horse's 50% of the time
AYE YU DAMEI
chihuahua posting is ok
stick it through a gloryhole and boo will suck that through a garden hose
You shouldn't be looking at this kind of stuff, Baka
s-sorry... i just uhm... it's just... uh... a joke...
lets go joke around in my bedroom lmao
Lexi will steal it from you, right out of your hand or mouth.
Whoa chill out.
be nice :((
Why he look so sad
I'm gonna get meaner every day and you're gonna get gayer.
idk if thats how it works
Are you sure it won't work exactly like that?
The dicks. For herself.
late night huh protoman
Still haven't seen that movie.
im gonna use this for a sleeve
Do you want me to stream it?
oh rifk.. use that//who is that cat you rock with Tyler, The Creator or whatever?
love and light where is aushok boss?
But i want those...
Good enough Work and see a friend or two every few days
gonna score me a hollowbody scoon and Im hype for no mans sky to drop
Living and loving man how about you
Is that you irl? I am so sorry.
Not right now but maybe when I get home from work tomorrow.
luke check discord
youd be a lot more sorry if you knew what he really looked like
Yes. I am triggered.
What time tomorrow? I work 5-9 and after am going to see The Secret Life of Pets.
I get home at noon.
I Think I have seen what he looks like but it's rude to comment on that.
Do you think there are really people like that? not even trolling, just weird?
Cool. I can stream it at like 1 or 2 if I am up in time.
tfw you want lexi to be your mommy
Absolutely. Some furries are fucked in the head.
And I don't know if I'm gonna even wanna watch it when I get home honestly.
I don't know
The WAVES ARE ALL.
Bart last week I came to singularity.
A Porpoise pushed a wave on me.
sun was almost down and I got the last set.
and the dolphin was like NO! RIFK
I went into the fall but in the end I think in the Porpoise was laughing.
LOL PUSHED A WAVE RIGHT OVER ON ME.
I THINK IT WAS A REMARKABLE CONVERGE OF CIRCUMSTANCE
What do you look like irl? I imagine a really flamboyant gay.
And you're still okay with being one? Even I jumped the pony ship when it started getting 2 spooky.
Is she cute?
godz of war
GIVE RESPECT TO ELCECTRON1
Oh well. If you ever wanna watch it just let me know.
i know this feeling well
like actually out on the ocean?
That's pretty cool to get up close to one like that
SACHIKO FUCKING SUCKS
reee windows explorer is so shit
now explain to me why i would bother replying to this
Stop making me feel feels!
I'll remember to do that.
Yeah they are actually complex. They fuck with you.
I was on a few a bangs and there were a few porpoises waiting. It is almost like they know.
ANd when you fall they try to rise you up.
Is kitten my kitten?
You just did. I think that explains itself.
I think she's cutte
That's crazy as hell bro, kinda inspiring
I had a convesation with my homie earlier about if there was another planet dominated by water with intelligent life that the most intelligent might end up being octopuses and squids but dlphins are a pretty good possibility for that too
fuck with the real and die.
ugly flat bitch chiwawa trying to talk shit
Seriously, you should try enjoying PEOPLE. Not cutting boards.
Do people that cut themselves count as people or cutting boards?
What does that even mean?
Post cutting board
cutting boards, undateable ones at that
It means that Chihayas chest more resembles a landing strip for planes, rather than a pair of breasts.
hes from furry threads
rifk thank you
I see that.
that is a cutting board
i would chop onions on chihayas chest to make her cry
no prob proto youre the bomb
I the opposite of hate you
When the angel of death comes looking for me.
I hope I was every thing that I was supposed to be.
i am hardcore
fuck what the hell
oh there we go
I think people call that love or something.
sick awesome bro
get a bigger cock
I'm so embarrassed......
Man I forgot how much the US sucked.
How do you guys handle this?
what is that pop punk ?
You're back already?
idk how big it is anyway sorry
i should probably know
it's the greatest country of all time you motherfucker
By not being born there.
You say that a lot my dude.
I deal with it by living in a nice area.
It is lonely here
there is no one left
raidchan godz of war
IT IS TIME
Only temporarily. Who are you?
Except for every other country, probably.
That probably helps. Proud of you.
send a picture of your fist
i want to photoshop you punching me in the tummy
also america is the greatest country on earth
It's easy bein free
I preferred being surrounded by asian cuties and interesting culture.
where did you find this pic of me
Where you located/going to?
I'm Anonymous, nice to meet you!
idk what you're talking about that's a selfie i took earlier
you need to go back
if you're me...
and im you...
who's driving the plane!?!?!?
shut the fuck up america hating faggot
being in america and saying it sucks doesnt make you cool just an ungrateful shit
here you go
Chilling in Texas for a few weeks.
Nice to meet you as well.
America hating faggot
literally the encapsulation of freedom, being in the military
i AM GOING TO FIND YOU.
RIFK PROTO1 THE WAR GOD
I'm glad he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here but what I want to know is where's the caveman
It had meatballs and stuff.
looking for the answer inside
Dose me with scopalamine >///<
god bless you sci
tbh i just want to suck cock right now
honestly whos don't you wanna suck?
I'm on the left
god bless you sci
tbh i just want to suck cock right now
thanks fairy boy!
anything over 4 inches
you're a pretty big dog
im not a fairy
the correct term is "flamer"
whats the difference
So then not me
idk what a fairy is but i know what a flamer is
fairy means ur gay
and ur gay
This is my goodnight to (YOU)
yes even you
Sweetest dreams o//o
there should be a better name though, fairy sounds too faggoty
someone said hi to you first
how are ya, cutie
we cant keep being friends if youre being so gay baka
I uhm... I'm very good~
Just watching netflix and stuff...
You literally want dick in or around your mouth.
That's pretty gay.
lmao no gay slur is faggoty enough for you desu senpai
I am a threat to each to each and every one of you.
you're a big doog
i trust protoman
nice to see you're already doing on half
wanna come to bed and do the other?
My dear family: It's painful knowing that I'll not see your faces anymore. But I must take this stand for what I know is right. You may think that an old man wouldn't be afraid to die, but this old man is very frightened. I'm hoping that I'll find a little of your mother's dignity and strength. So far, I'm as frightened as a child who fears the dark. But we must fight the darkness that is threatening to engulf us. Each of us must be a ray of hope and do our part and join with the others till we've become a blinding light, triumphant over darkness. Until that task is accomplished, life will have no meaning. More than anything, you must remember which side you're on and fight for it. You mother and I will march beside you, holding hands again. We'll sing your song of victory. You'll feel us in your hearts. Our spirit
aw, but i like being gay!
You don't have to be gay with me, just play dark souls and DayZ with me!
no, I want it IN my mouth.
you should make up a new one just for me!
wow black man
who black man?
I don't know, I hear it's not good to talk to strangers... nor to hop into bed with em
fuck with the real and die casino
Too bad you're underaged gayboy
I don't want to think about that until it happens
you're thinking about it which is all the consent i need
it'd be way too faggoty...the world couldn't handle it. i'm not gonna open pandora's box on that one.
tp stop being a queer
Indo4 here. Is that proto?
no, it makes me jealous is the problem
why are you being gay with people who arent me, retard?
Yeah, oh well.
One more year until I'm 18!
Then I can do all the sucking I want.
Wow, geeze... you're kinda pushy, you know that?
Good thing I kinda like that~
just mash up Flamer, Faggot, and Fairy
cuz they flirt with me
i like flirting, not just getting flatly asked "nudes pls"
shows you aren't willing to put effort into me~
if you put effort into me i'd totally put effort back
good thing i kinda like you. i'll be sure to push you down just right
for 800 years
link me death grips
Hope you're strong enough for that~
Are you gonna make your girl for the night?
Mutually Assured Dickings
that's definitely not how this works
you know, i think i've listened to this guy before
idk if it was exactly my stuff
i'll give it a go though
just as long as you don't mind being the only one to please me. then we'll do fine
Finally in bed <3
Lewd. Let me know if you ever start looking like a girl.
The lights are off
I wouldn't mind that at all!
In fact, I kinda prefer that, being a guys only girl.
Makes me feel special~
let me know when you get the balls to stop being some half-faggot and start fucking guys
le money store
I love this stuff
this song specifically is lik
waves washing over me
irts like heroin
XXYYXX is my favoritest producer
favorite even more than clams casino
what do you listen to
I don't like much Death Grips.
Never. I like making feminine girls/guys mine.
Anything else is gay.
what do you like?
i'm a feminine guy
That's a great idea, he can animate himself for us.
It's okay, kinda chill for me though. I'm used to more... loud shit now, y'know?
Things I can say "fuck you dad" to.
I dunno, I was listening to this at the moment.
anything else is gay
opposite ends of the specturm I guess :P
I really really love that chillout shit
You gotta look like a cute girl, bard!
Ye but I'm not gay. I just dom guys that look like girls. And girls that look like girls.
This is dope as hell bro
sounds like we'll get along perfectly then
say. do you have a steam?
I thought newgrounds died years ago?
I used to too.
I think it was just a change of pace.
It's always nice changing.
why even live
Wow do you like it when large black men yell at your or something? Get out of my country.
Yeah, but what do you need it for?
you will never be dom'd by ori senpai
Not so far as I'm aware.
so i can fuck you all night before i pass out
Oh I did the wrong trip.
Baka should make a new thread with a cute QP img
Ye but I'm not gay.
This always either precedes or follows something incredibly gay
I just dom guys that look like girls.
And girls that look like girls.
Oh shit nigger what are uou doing
boyish girls are cute af
please dont judge me revy. I do what i must to survive. What's not to like about cute boys/girls and sticking your dick in them?
Tomboys are p cute. Short hair and glasses send my boner into maximum overdrive.
Howdy everyone, how are all of you guys??
girlish boys > boyish girls
my nose is a bit sore (
hw are yu smiley?
Have I ever begged you for nudes and cybersex?
What's not to like about cute boys/girls and sticking your dick in them?
Well if there's any dicks involved they'd better be in me
how's life been?