These are 3 random images I grabbed fro, my harddrive

These are 3 random images I grabbed fro, my harddrive
What game would you make, keeping in mind that you need to use all 3 images

A road trip adventure game about a Mexican trying to find his father who disappeared in the war.

A Space dogfight game where you have to attack Moeblobs

00Jeb: Guacmember.

A vehicle-based combat game where you play as a Guacamole having to fight cars while piloting a homeless individual.

A platforming game, where you are a red car trying to upgrade yourself into a rocketship. You eat guacamole to power yourself up. The game takes place during a war on your home-planet.

My Summer Car but in Mexico, and there is the ultimate goal of taking down the local druglord because the player character is a rogue green beret.

The cover of Phalanx, made to reflect the game at last.

Here's the first 3 pictures I downloaded to a flash drive of mine, make them vidya.

underrated post

road trip game, where you're fresh home from vietnam and just want to hit the open road on the texas/mexico border and unwind. you get lost in the desert and need to use your mortar and pestle to i don't fucking know grind up cactuses or some shit to craft upgrades for your car to turn it into a mad max murdermobile, gathering fellow lost souls and recruiting them to fight under your banner, preying on the local cartels and either taking over their slave/weapons trade or destroying it and the cartels who perpetuate it. at the end you finally find your way home, but you get to make the choice: stay in the desert as king? or return to the life you knew as a nobody?

An RTS game that involves the Bosnian war of the 90's. There are several factions, including: Bosnians, Serbs, Croats, and Muslims. One of the capture points you hold is a bathroom area. If you don't, your soldiers will piss themselves, and morale will go down, leading to supply tickets dropping faster.

The Dwarves invent nuclear power in a fantasy world, but some orks managed to get in to the plant, things got fucked up and thus the Fantasy world became the Zone
The Dwarves also had a fascination with making Urinals in the middle of nowhere out of strong materials
These urinals survived and became a symbol of worship for many inhibitors of the zone

Jeb's Vietnam Raceway Extreme

>>>Holla Forums

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Yeah, Jeb is a faggot. Can you keep it in Holla Forums? Or, can I shit up a Trump thread with things related to video games?

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This is a thread for video games, not politics goddammit.

Stalker but open world and with postmodern fantasy elements

You're the one making it political

Jeb, it's time you stopped posting.

see

A car-combat game about Jeb Bush starting a war with his shitty turtlemobile
does this picture trigger you leftycuck? I know evil entities with large noses aren't your favorite thing

that's not an argument : ^ )

A unit of White Scars hunt down a massive crocodile like beast on the planet Floridus in order to get the Kroots to attack the Tau making the Tau mad

> reddit spacing

How about a turn-based strategy game similar to Civ, where you have to expand your used car empire?

Also you play as Jeb Bush.

I posted Guac, by random chance may I add, Jeb coming up was inevitable but not entirely political

How about this, lads? I apologize for being autistic, and I don't want to shit this thread up anymore than it already has been. Let's leave it at that. Jeb Bush shit was probably inevitable. It's just interesting that so many Holla Forums posters are here.

A crocodile dating simulator where you have to impress the nerdy lady crocodiles with your collection of Warhammer figurines, all the while your attempts are thwarted by European interlopers.

The protagonist of course is Jeb Bush.

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lolipop chainsaw

butterflies tell the druids to come back to fight the elven illuminati / evil shangri-la alliance who poisoned the world with shitty "art" and memegames

You might be surprised to know many Holla Forumsacks like Videogames, in fact the shit happening in the videogames industry is what redpilled many Holla Forums in the first place
Sage for offtopic

Rapelay but 8-bit and with Touhou maidens.
Featuring Jeb Bush as the rapist.

A Platinum style game where you hunt after Chen as a Niglet with a little bit of unalterunback

:^)

I mean, is this or is this not a board about video games. Last time I checked, Jew Bush is not a video game. I just like people who respect the fucking rules of the board.

Funny enough SRT is the name Dodge, Chrysler and Jeep use for it's high performance cars
Though the Car in the OP is a modded VP Commodore, I guess the modding made it look more like a Challanger

Chen goes to fuck a slut while making sure it doesn't brake the laws of the land.

Last time I checked none of the images OP posted are videogames faggot.

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Maybe you should check again

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Skyrim 2 for the Nintendo Switch
preorder now and receive a free Ms Metroid siege engine(tm)
See that imperial fort? You can siege it!

A combination of Ace Combat and Rapelay

Syringes made out of plane are injected into Jeb Bush, turning him into a rape beast. It's up to Berserk to stop him.

Jebbery Ebbery Bush, a Guac War veteran who experienced many horrors during that brutal war, becomes a lone driver fueled by revenge on his imported red Holden Commodore, his only love left in life after his wife Columba was killed by the evil Emperor Donald Trump because she was a manlet spic who had to go back. Experience one of the most dramatic and thrilling shooters of the year, featuring Guac Time™, introducing:
Max Guac : Lone Driver

Goddamnit Holla Forumsfags. You guys shit up everything, Jesus Christ.

Rape simulator mod for MGSV where Huey brutally being gay raped while on Concorde
NTR, mind-break, beating, indoctrination, hardcore fujoshit gay rape
Mod's name is 'Cuck on a plane'

jew ;^)

You're a Jew for plenty of other reasons lad.


Up there, nobody can hear you nod respectfully.

One from my random dump, one from my memes, and one from my webm memes

racing game set in 1960's vietnam

main menu theme is It Ain't Me

You're a Bounty hunter with Trebuchets who must hunt down Todd Howard of Bethesda as he shares your name

That looks more like weed than guac

I agree dude

the cancer going on in vidya woke a lot of us up to the similar perils the real world is facing.
The internet is bleeding into reality and there's nothing you can do to stop it, schlomo

In the future 4th Reich you're a Pilot Robot and you're hunting down genetically engineered Vegetables who stole planes thinking there is nothing wrong with what they're doing

Robo waifu maids vs lazy pirates in dogfights. Bonuses when shots hit to the music.

Fuck you too

What game is third webbum?
and Crimson Skies 3: humanity and friends take on the inorganics.

you got that right.

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It's terribel that someone would even imply that about you also buy fallout 4

It's the year 20XX. As drones took over combat, the need for pilots had been diminished. When a sentient race of alien vegetable pirates disable all auto-navigating systems on the planet during their assault, mankind needs to re-learn the art of war. As one of the worlds last remaining active warbots installed with piloting programs, you must defend Earth against the veggulons. You are the Earth's last hope, the J3B-8U5H unit.

what does jeb have to do with politics?

:^)

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In a world where Pie is the secret to stopping a invading group of Horny Insects
In order to get said pie people play a game of cards against each other

The point of this thread is to take sets of pictures and make them into a vidya.
This thread went downhill when some nigger got triggered over a joke.


Nazi pirates and their robot meido steal a plane with which they will kill all the jews


A card player takes over the world by giving one man every pie.
The player plays a bug-person who is hopelessly confused by how this works, and gains brouzouf in the process of possibly becoming less confused.

Yu-Gi-Oh card battle game where eating a pie is for your health regeneration and very vague, twisted, esoteric storyline

Multiple card game suite set in a pizza parlor staffed by praying mantis; the loser pays the bill

A game where you play as a group of Anthropomorphic Cars who have to make a band in order to stop Slaneesh Worshipping Bandits from getting them

Hugh Neutron themed collectathon where you must obtain the parts needed to perform a card-trick sly enough to fool the mantis-men into confused submission. Starring Jeb Bush as the voice of Pieter, your talking Pie buddy.

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Steel Ball Run

FFXV except you're a bunch of furries trapped in the car and have to brush your teeth HARD in order to leave

A virus spread through masturbating to a video wreaks havoc on the p2p community and only you can stop it persona 4 style.

A cross between mad-max style car combat and guitar hero where you have to battle renegade bands of vampire rockers in a race to the top

Rollercoaster Tycoon but for dogs. 100% Completion unlocks full 30 minute video of Jeb Bush giving hygiene tips.


As you're surfing social media one day, you find an image so erotic it gives you cancer from the sheer girth of your boner. You must travel to the origin of the cancer-boner in an RPG adventure meeting people in similar predicaments as you seek as a group to cure your ailments. Jeb Bush has a speaking role as your boner.

I remember saving these about three years back.

An Islamic guy gets triggered by the first pic so he gets a ship and becomes an Islamast too sail to USA to stop their haram ways

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I like it

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How about you save the full size images next time you flaming gay?

Cuhrazy action game where PC wields a bright orange chainsaw, fighting an evil wizard. Soundtrack by Death Grips.

Furry-themed haunted themepark horror game where your beat back monsters through good dental hygiene

JoJo's Bizarre Dinosaur Hunter
Comes with Expansion Aching Cold

A side-scrolling beat-em-up where you play as a Nazi who must load Jewish bears onto the train and use them to fight off enemy aircraft.

Monster Hunter set in the Jurassic era with a story almost as bullshit as EYE's.

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A Space Spider waifu simulator developed by Illusion with cartoon-nish graphics
And the ending's always ends up with shooting a 12 gauge shotgun in her head to put her out of misery

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Ket vs King Homer for battle for Brouzouf

A game where you're daffy duck and you have to hunt a spider in the biggest way you can, like Rockets, bonus points if you back fire

A game about bikes

Dank OC, Well meme'd 11/10 would meme again

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A harcore battle-maid with fucking shit ton of big fucking guns slaughtering (You) whoring imagebaord baitists and rips their guts out

I may as well give it a spin.

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You, the player must rip and tear with a large arsenal of oversized weaponry. One of those new fancy VR arcade games, except it also motion captures you. That, or the same concept in a kinect game. Remember those?

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NieR automata

A Diehard-style FPS with a 2hu moeblob as protagonist, killing kangaroo invaders attacking Gensokyo

Asanagi Doujin, breeding mind broken piggy sluts on a rape-train

Valkyria Chronicles with mechs.

You are travelling in a fried-out Kombi on a hippie trail head full of zombie.
Then you meet a strange lady, she makes you nervous. She takes you in and gives you breakfast. Then she said, "Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

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Console War 2

You are Cyberpunk Gambian space astronaut and you blows shit up

Gary's Mod mixed with Space Station 13
oh god that sounds great

A game where you must fight against heavy dakka and rip and tear

A fight to hold onto your gun when Kangaroo riding anime girls try and steal your gun as Australia is no funz

A game where you as an Anime girl have to prepare food scraps for pigs on a train

NeiR

A game where you need to seriously hope Americans and American Trophyfags leave the Cheeki Breeki alone

40k but the God Emperor is also the Christian god and the Golden Throne is an Ouya

JC must try and help the gambians have a space program
Pic 1 is what he has in mind but pic 3 is the reality

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The Console Crusaders: A holy adventure game where ZX Spectrum acts as your wizard tutor.

You play a CIA agent who mows down heretics using a chainsaw.

A turn based rpg about exploring planets that focuses on typing gameplay. One of your party members is invincible, but he only bothers fighting if you can convice him to.

You play as a blessed chainsaw that uses the word of God to mow down heretical CIA agents.

CIA Hentai game based in a Church
Chainsaws

Choke on a bag of dicks.

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A VR game where you shoot CD ROMs like clay pigeons, and if you do well enough you get rewarded with porn.

Jazz Hero with janky ragdoll physics that sometimes fly up to outerspace in craziness.

Eroge twinstick shooter where you blast virtual hotties with virtual CDs into littler hotties.

Accidentally saged.
Have a bump.

Well shit. I'll try something harder since people thought up of something that exists.


That sounds fucking amazing.

Space Hulk except the Combat is done with Jazz

H-game shooter on Laser Disk

A Finnish Eroge RPG with SMT elements

Samurai Cowboy Biker Gang in Space: Monster Girl Edition. You are a take-no-shit-true-grit samurai biker who travels the intergalactic highway in search of down on their luck monster/alien girls to bring back to your harem.

LOL


Guacamole Delivery 2: Vietnam


The Wash of Chechnya: Dark Wizard's Relief

Your special operations team is hunting down the Dark Wizard's last enchanted pisser. He is terribly self-consciences and simply cannot piss in any public place. He must lay waste in his own magical urinal so that he can continue dominating the world. Without any of his pissers, he would have to hold it. No man can go to war with a full bladder.


Rapelay 40k: International Warfare


Afurika Gaiden 3: Chen no densetsu

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nigger that's just love rance mixed with MGQ

a game where you shitpost so hard you break physics aka real life

Steins Gate but in America

War Thunder, very old version. Notice the optics below the sight, that shit's no longer in current version.

A Vietnam racing game starring Jeb Bush.

An extremely confusing version of pokemon. It's just like pokemon except nobody knows what the pokemons powers are.

A game set in the jojo universe in which a pirate crew gives people cancer by masturbating.

stfu kike

Living as one of the last white people in a a steam punk distopia and having to do weird disguises

Wojack travels back in time to stop the fish people from turning everyone black

I randomly chose and I got these three.
I got nothing, can anybody else think of something for these?

Chechnyans build a teleporter, that looks like a urinal, to another universe, they took over that world.
Now a soldier is heeding the world he was told to by a butterfly Oracle to end the reign of Chechnyan control.
Open world RPG crossed grand strategy; similar to Gothic and Vic2.

The US has a crocodile rape epidemic, Russia and the US form an alliance because the Russians want dat croc pussy, the EU is absolutely disgusted by this and Asian Space Marines come to cleanse the heretics from the US.
Co-op FPS; basically a reskin of Deathwing.

Robots that were originally built to serve humans revolt against them and outlaws, pirates. They travel by airplane and get into intense firefights with assorted governments and rival pirates.
Trading/strategy/flight sim mix; similar to Ace Combat and Sid Meier's Pirates! in terms of gameplay, similar to Ratchet & Clank in terms of designs.

There is a man who has magic semen, after he masturbates uses his liquids like ink; drawing images that will can afflict the viewer with certain ailments.
Pirates kidnap this man and upload the images to places like Facebook and Twitter. They hold websites ransom or else they'll upload the images to them.
Akin to a geopolitical simulation; similar to Shadow President except with all passive political moves replaced with extortion demands.

MC Ride found a legendary chainsaw that he uses in a quest to stop a mad Wizard.
Rhythm game; similar to Rarappa the Rappa. Each song is a Death Grips track.

An alien spider-like creature travels around alone on his spaceship, he develops depression from his loneliness and begins to have suicidal thoughts.
VN; similar to Depression Quest in concept but with actual illustrations and good writing.

*and become outlaws
I probably made other typos as well

DUDE
THAT ROBOT PIRATE GAME SOUNDS FUCKING RAD

That french game that's going to come out on the Switch

A robot and his yarn friend ventures into the pits of hell

After killing yourself as a yarn man, you now live in Hell as a stone robot. That makes you a badass, even by Hell's standards.

As a reverse cone dog, you are the only one who can stop a maniacal autist from replacing candy bars with dildos to raise awareness for autism.

Hank Hill and Dr Pavel fight to stop terrible image compression

A turn based RPG where you play as skeletons and have to steal enough propane to escape from hell before the plane crashes on you with no survivors

"Dr Pavel refused our file format in favor of yours, we had to find out what kind of compression he favored."
"Lossless, I prefer lossless!"

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is I just want to [Intelligible noises]

why live

Whack-a-pole mexican car massacre

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You think it's going to be a fun romp with Momon and some friendly body builders through the Hundred Acre Woods, all the while set to John Lennon and Chuck Berry music. It's actually a screeching Ainz Ooal Gown.

Jeb is a travelling, witch doctor of the order of Guac, hunting demons across all 50 states with the holy avocado concoctions he makes and gathers new recipes for.
Advanced crafting system letting you make your own signature gaucnades and guacshot shell for your shotgun, fights fast or flying demons from his car like the Mad Max game, seek refuge innawoods where only the smaller demons can easily enter.

My Serbian brothers are being held hostage by the enemy and I must deliver nourishing guacamole to their prisons so they may recuperate their lost strength and overthrow their oppressors and the only vehicle that can get the job done is this used sedan.

So, a clone of Antarctic Adventure.

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