Dota 2

Have you seen it already?

Valve killed Dota 2!

We have to stand up against this.

They can't just ruin good games and get away with it.

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user what the fuck, do you even use commas?

Wow you taught me a thing or two about getting doubles user.

This just confirms it for me. Icefrog is nothing more than a figurehead at this point. The fat jew is running the DotA show.

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You're right.

eisfrok why u do zis

This happens every 6 months

alright i give up on this game, Maybe i'll comeback when it gets better. atm this is League of legends tier.

Use the fucking catalog

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I can't help but imagine all dota/league players as bitter, 30+ year old balding men with goatees and thick rimmed glasses. They always complain about the Star Wars prequels sucking as if the world were in desperate need of being convinced of that. They spend a lot of their time on wikipedia reading about kwantum phisux, and are always ready to tell you about their superior taste in death metal in a moments notice.

What, you getting trips?

OH NO THEY CHANGED STUFF IN MY VYDIA
now I gotta say stuff like "they jewed it it up" or "what did they mean by this" and other similiar catchy phrases that will show how knowledgable Im about the game mechanics and that they truly made a wrong move with that new stuff !

Of course, I wont post any actually rational and objective arguments, that could mean Im not a total retard who shouldnt get any attention.. ever

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Oh boy now this thread is surely not going to become a shitshow

I would be able to give it an objective criticism if the UI wasn't so fucking awful.


and on top of that

posting in a bait thread

I have like 14 pokeymans so far as the largest number of people who want the same manner as a friend who has been downgraded. I am not suggesting that the company is a rare opportunity for you to know about, but I had the same way as well. Feel free to contact you with your friends and relatives of my friends. we are going to get thrown out of town for this post. I have a strict and porcelain mask that resembles a good time.

whats that shit on his hand? does he have terminal skin cancer?

The shitty Lol UI is nothing compared to the complete rework of the map that sucks, heroes that needed nerfs didn't get them (Timbershit, Antifun, OD, Mirana), Monkey King is broken bullshit, shitty talent system with 98% of the choices being mandated shit or trash, you're forced to pick skills now, and the Techies rework made Techies even worse (Sky Blast can't even kill Crystal Maiden at level 1. Wtf?!). They might as well get rid of last hits and denies, since they brought that shrine bullshit from HoTS.

I'm still butt hurt knowing Timbershit, Antifun, Stormcuck, Mirana, and OD didn't get nerfs yet they nerfed Drow's speed for no reason.

Such as?

nerves user, the plural for nerf is nerves

o_O

Pros and "Dota celebs" won't do shit. Sheever will always kiss Gabe's ass until she gets bored or can't mooch off anyone like Bulldog or ODPixel anymore. Even if Sheever or other schmucks like Purge and Pyrion leave, faggots like Sir Action Slacks and Anndroid will gladly take over, hoping they can make a career out of spamming memes and being zany with some social justice shit (I bet Slacks's probably a sjw). Waga will always suck Gabe's dick with Sheever, but I can see him get frustrated with Dota if keeps changing into a Lol-HoTS hybrid.

Arteezy will always keep playing as long as he doesn't have to get a real job to smoke weed and play video games like the lolcow he is. Bulldog left Alliance and the pro scene, but like pornstars, esports fags are a dime a dozen. No one will miss Dendi when he leaves.

i-it's my first trolling, did i do right? > == /// == w == /// ==

nuuuuuuuuu TwT my redtext!!!!

at least i can check these (((checked)))

The changes are cool though, they make more heroes more viable, what's bad about that.

Pick one and only one

heh.

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I think the talents are a good idea. Adds a little more complexity than slamming +2 stats like a mouthbreather.

He used reddit spacing and everything.

Don't worry, you're still a mouthbreather

Well, shit, you've got me there.

it really does suck life out of you

I'm so glad i got that monkey of my back years ago.

Holy shit

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Fuck off.

Well that's just rude. I did not know about this word filter.

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Faggot.

Someone elaborate.

Dont play and complain as much as you can on places where the whole 3 valve devs will hear you. Not here, this is the third dota thread

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Why the HECK do you jerks hate DOTA 2

It is le best game

Prove me wrong

Pro tips are gay

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gei

NAME A BETTER GAME THAN DOTA 2

YOU FRICKIN FRICKS CAN'T

What to heck!?!

Name one

It cant be that hard

Games are everywhere

Good ones are rare

Everyone likes DOTA 2 (fact)

Reddit is le best

So there

Why would I be against the death of ASSFAGGOTS?

The other things I'm disappointed with are the new Viper and Slardar models. They just look like retarded. generic fantasy dragons stole from the Hobbit movie or some shit. They actually made Slardar more unlikable


Crystal Maiden:
Level 10: +15% Magic Resistance OR +50 Damage
Level 15: +125 Cast Range OR +200 Health
Level 20: +120 Gold/Min OR -35s Respawn Time
Level 25: +1.5s Frostbite Duration OR +200 Crystal Nova Damage


Medusa:
Level 10: +10 Intelligence OR +15 Damage
Level 15: +20 Attack Speed OR 10% Evasion
Level 20: +15 Agility OR +500 Mana
Level 25: +1s Stone Gaze Stun OR 25% Lifesteal

They don't really offer you a lot of flexibility because some choices are retarded (Why am I going to give Sniper more mana regen instead of more attack speed?). You also have other talents that look flat out broken (any reduced cooldown for Cancer Lancer).

Well its not Half-life 3 but at least they're doing something right.

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Can you explain to me how having meaningful situational talents is a bad thing compared to generic stat gains?

The issue is some of the choices you have suck for the most part. Mana regen is almost useless for Sniper.

SFM'S SHADOWS LOOK SO FUCKING BAD GODDAMNIT

Some talents seem ok. With vengeful spirit you can pick talents that make her better at supporting or carrying.

if other talents could offer out such drastic changes on how a hero plays it could be better.