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THRAD

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No drugs talk!

When were they active?

cute funny face

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wanna hear about my drugs collection?


I hear krokodil is a real nail biter

I just kind of lobbed the rubbish and moved away quickly. I don't think I have any offensive weapons.


Could be worse, could be Eastern Europe.


So many rats around the train station area. See them all the time.

Why did you do that?

shits a mad man... no thank you sir

take that shit and wake up naked in a jailcell after youd pulled the flesh off your legs with your dick in a dog

Are you in love with the coco?


Get a whisker pet to hunt the rats~

Oh right.
Because have anything bladed is illegal in the UK.
Don't want you to hurt yourselves.

Idk, before me

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By rats, he means pakis.

si es bueno

youtube.com/watch?v=Lypj5YO-Irc

Like 2013 or something.
He's the one everyone makes potato sack jokes about and the one that posted Bern's penis in thread.

Something tells me this had to be after I left.

Natsuki "Oh god what is poking me in the back" Subaru.

gotta love the slavs

The screen was broken and I didn't know how to unscrew it off.

Natsuki "Doesn't realize best girl is right in front of him and wants his dick" Subaru

I don't think that would really work in an apartment building. There are some rogue urban foxes about that might kill them though.


I have been ID'd when buying cutlery before and energy drinks. Think 25.

Thanks ikr?!


Subtle do you loooooovveee me?


🎵 user Sama got it for the lo lo 🎵

Shut up you cunt wipe, you don't know anything about me


bye felicia

10Subtle OTP

Saving all the pictures you post
Do you have a computer too and laptop for a paper weight?

lol

i'll fight you

I can't love anonymous :c

Best girl is Al.


That's just sad in a way.

Don't do it dog.

Day's been boring, today.
You?


Do it, Loco.
Hurt me dog.
Please.

Just like Alice2

If he did turn out to be a girl I'm not sure I would be surprised

PLEASE, SUB TOE, FOR THE LOVE OF-
SPOILER THE PORN, MAN.

Don't worry I won't spoil you too much~

Eh work was lame
Stupid piss test and what not
Least I'm home now

Laptop is my main PC, unfortunately. I tried to get a job so I can afford nice things, but no one will hire me while I'm still in school.

Yeah actual cutlery that you couldn't even damage someone with. Like a table knife. Careful there you might break the skin if you saw at your arm for 15 minutes.

SORRY

He's a human summoned there 18 years prior.

Rats can damage cats by biting them back so it's best not to use cats for pest control anyway... Let the foxes do the fighting!


I know you've never had used condoms before and you've had intercourse with 69 guys.


But you know who... Oh, nevermind...

I kind of want to watch Love Live just because of Nico.
Even though she's a cunt.

Wat
Summoned like Subaru was?


Actually I think I get who but I'm not 100% sure still lol

Yep.

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moar pls

:D

OH YEAH BROTHER!
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE NICO-NII IS COOKING!?

There's literally nothing special about him. He wears the helmet because his face is pretty much scarred. He's the only character I really know any future spoilers for.

Guh that's rough
Definitely need to get a PC tho
GL on your search for a job~


Luka

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Is it possible for you to ask rather than just say "gimme" to everyone?

Are you 10 x?

hai

LET'S DO THIS, BITCH.
HIT ME.
DO IT
I DARE YOU.

Oh. So how do you know that? I thought you would've read far ahead but that would mean more spoilers than just one character.

no fighting please

He seemed like he'd be a troperiffic character so I went ahead and looked him up.

How to enquire into a gril's interest in you without giving too much away about your own interest?

rip


How are you doing today? :3c

you don't.

show her your bank account

just lie

Oi


It especially doesn't help when Nvidia decides not to optimize their older graphics cards to run the more powerful games coming out.

Uhhh...


So what do you suggest as an alternative?

You gotta put yourself out there

ask her out for drinks or whatever you want to do

show her your photoshopped bank account

Life would be so much easier if I could just lie my way into social competence.

what you like this girl and want her to like you back or something?

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like, you want a relationship with this lady?

I want to stuff my dick in her squishy parts.

But, yes, that would be nice.


IT MIGHT BE WORTH A SHOT

they never said winning was easy

-dj khaled

at least when asking here you might know what not to do

I'm lucky enough to have a 980 TI
Updates constantly for no reason
Can you still play stuff like D2 or PoE?

also don't rape her

you think you can make it right but you won;t

D
J

K
H
A
L
E
D

yeah then just lie about your interests
just look at extremely popular things and memorize them, then if she asks you about movies / tv / music / spare time shit just bring up what you memorized
it's really easy
then you ask her what she likes and just google the shit, then learn about it and come back with your knew knowledge on the 2nd date or whatever

Well, enjoy getting advice on long term relationships with hands or onaholes.

Relax. Girls love mystery

Amy you are too old to be asking questions like that matey!


I used to post using the name Blood-Chan


[spoilers]boops Rin on top of their head[/spoiler]


[spoiler]rek me as hard as you can~[spoiler]

calm and peaceful


meow~

But I want to be a normie!

Double spoiler fail?

brb killing myself

get buff

if ur buff you can do what you like and the pussy flows

Ask Murder

it's two stars right next to each other
are u new dude

Use the asterisk tags.
Less room for error.

Are we just going to assume he's actually buff?

Murder is like 5'8", 120 pounds by his own admission.

nIGHT.

tRY NOT TO MURDER EACH OTHER

Oh ya, Blzzard updated D2 to run smoothly on windows 10 months ago. And PoE is nothing graphically intense. It's actually been a while since I last picked up on that. I should get the final act over with.


No meowing

there goes my kill list
nini

I'LL MURDER WHO I WANT SCOOTS, FUCK YOU!

:(
why

No he's buff he said so

But seriously if you don't want to put the effort in just rape her.

wait, amy is heterosexual?

You didn't know?

I'm not Miley Cyrus but I'll try my best

Ahhh I'm jealous
Get any good OW skins yet?


Oh thank god
At least you aren't in complete torment ^^

I want to be a natural normie. Why do I have to be so autismal?

up until recently you even denied being male

Hah.
No.

He just does this thing where he goes back and forth between overcompensating in masculinity or just trying to be the little girl.

Normies work out

work out

it begins

lewdest anime of the season

You are hooman, not animule


ikr. Being alive is enough of a torment as it is.

Ah Amy is stupid anyway


did you like it?

I have a fluid identity and a whimsical nature but I will always, always, like chicks more than guys.


I thought normies just watched shit tv and talked about the weather.

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lol
I love japan
Reality has no power here

then do that

ah

...

Porn.

Cool I'll go start watching Dexter again. She was really into that show.


LOVE. IT.

Being alive is alright
Being a horrible person is the best~

Play more games lol


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Headed out early
Have a good night/day everyone

nah

maybe one day...


cat girl

bye

oh

i'm sorry

It's the uncensored ver

So, what's a cheeky nando?

balls

You gotta be kidding me

We can bond over our shared love of getting away with murder and shit TV about getting away with murder. It'll be beautiful.

I'm not even going to attempt to watch this.

Yes I'm very new and sometimes I need assistance


I'm learning~


Are you good at wrecking people? As good as Miley?


Nah it was boring

Thanks.


I'm Canadian, not whatever nationality that is.


Learning is good.

just be a normal person

and communicate that you like the smell of her cunt

and then see if she lets you jam it in

im new too
i like you already

nico is 2 cute

Holy shit I googled it.
And found a thread of people literally saying they're "watching it for the plot" and that's what separates it from porn.
Holy fucking shit.

I read it for the articles.

Normal! Got it.

So, enough about me - how're things?

Try valkyrie drive as a stepping-stone :c


Yeah I rek scrubs erryday
But if you're not a scrub it's gonna take some work


tl;dr
When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

she looks pretty~

Man, I'm glad skinmags died their rightful death.

Yeah, I found that image too.
I'm just going to assume Loco's not bullshitting and you're talking like balls.

anglo countries are all unique

Er, hello? I watch it for the plot too.


Wow Lewdka
She's a pervert you know


Ok, Nando's is just a restuarant chain, they're quite widespread
And it's cheeky if your visit is spontaneous or timely
That's all there is to it :c

WHY AM I STILL THE #1 TRENDING POSTER HOLY SHIT.

Why?

i've been singing some lately

trying to write my own songs because girls like that

you should do it. i can shadow write if you learn to sing and play guitar.

youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk

bye-bye


What was boring about it?

because you shitpost the most during the day

HE REVEALED THE SECRET
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Some people actually talk like that in the UK bizarrely enough, both ironically and unironically.

Will you teach me more stuffs?


Thanks! How long do we have to wait until we're not new anymore?


I am scrub but I don't want to be ;__;


I dunnoooo

eee why is she one of the most popular characters

Can you write a song about puppies?

Time to jump in front of a train.

it literally says it on the tin "most quoted posters over 1k posts"

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I think she's only popular out of irony.


Beat me first.

do you know you're bald?

Do you like me?


Murderers are always popular

Can we have kids?

seems like every fucking day i'm hitting
puppies with my car
you wouldn't think those pups would fly
so fucking far

But they do and it's fucking tragic
that i am such a fucking spastic
that i hit puppies with my car

Why are you so good looking?

Sama-chan that is like some double honorifics going on there.

whaaaa

everyone likes chiaki it seems

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup I

is this nubian

Not even Demolition D+ is that contrarian.

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Jeez
If you're a scrub what does that make me?


Sure, sure
Just lemme finish this series first


Why is your bike always in the same place?!

does it make a cool noise when you hit it

...

*beats you with a thick rolled up newspaper*

Shush you


Powerful scrub annihilator!

I accidentally

where is your trip

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Please, I can barely feel that.
It's like you're not even trying to hurt me.


Teach me how to ovulate, Sempai!

make wish come back

Is that a yes... or is that a no?

Only Grim has the power to do that.

...

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OOOK bedtim nanas =w=

So I could annihilate you but.. I think you have potential
You could be a scrublord one day, maybe even more

Why? Last I heard nobody here even liked her.

no
;~;

How do you stay in such good shape at 37?

maybe a few people

Tokai is trolling me so fucking hard.
By saying every province's name wrong.

Good night


And so are you I guess~

I love bananafluoride

By sitting in a room with a bike clearly.

BUT FLUORIDE ADDITIVES ARE CIA MIND CONTROL AGENTS.
CHEMTRAILS.

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nuu

who that? ._.

...

now he's not going to answer me...

oh shit i should head home

*grabs your hair with one hand and slaps you silly with the other until your eyes well up with tears*

You're perfect for throwing around!


She'll come back if she wants to


You're just gonna shit on me for whichever one I say!


Wish liked me more than Grim and I put in
about 10% of the effort into our friendship compared against how hard Grim tried.


We are not on the same page at all!

Sama, draw a swastika on your forehead and yell "white power".

I don't think that's something anyone other than Bebop or Grim would be envious of.

Don't just get my hopes up then, throw me around!

Don't kid yourself.

You ain't shit.

THANKS


Alright but you sure seemed to know a lot about that CoC game in discord.. :c

Some very evil guy. He is pretty kewl though.


Oh? You wanna rek scrubs together then?

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You really are 10x

I can tell by the pixels

awh

can you try to pronounce these names for my pleasure

You're ruining your health by drinking and smoking you cuck!

npbruce.gif

It's important,
plz Sama.

i did pure stuff only in game

Your ancestors are looking down and frowning right now.

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I've beaten Corruption of Champions without ever having sex.

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how did you jerk off

I didn't.

I did become an fox afterwards.

Still no sex on that file, if I still have it.

kill yourself

It's a literal porn game with constant dicks, tits, etc.
It's like saying you watched porn for a plot.

It's not meant to inspire envy.


I can't rp sexy beatings, I thought I could but I can't.


I want you to rek my butt with your dick


What else can you tell from the pixels BC?

.///.
S-Stop looking

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what even is that anime?
Ive only seen that RELife, Berserk, Shokugeki S2, and that loli and her dad whos wife died one


aka Tsuchi

I'm not saying that you can play it and only do pure stuff.
But I have beaten it without ever triggering a H-scene.


There's your problem.
It's only a day or two's travel, y'know.

lol

Fuck no.
I hate those hipster white people that think they're totally being Hispanic by putting a fucking avocado slice in literally everything.

we both got the 9 fox tails remember! ^_^

tfw didnt meet odra
or jesse
or remi
or marrgew

Yeah, but there's still constant tits.
How are you saying you're doing "pure stuff" in a game that still is showing you tits, even not in H-scenes?

I love my traditional music

Masou Gakuen HxH
tl;dw Futuristic harem vs. evil robots where guy makes the girls more powerful by doing lewd things to them

I can tell you're gay!

Some of that CG in Berserk was laughably bad.

JA LA ALA ALLAALA

YOU WERE A SLIME AND CORRUPTED; DOESN'T COUNT.


I-
see

brb shaving mai dome for sushi... back in 30...ish


no...


i know, i know... thanks mom


grow a pair...or ovaries

What is with her eyes?
It looks like a Mr Potatohead where they didn't put the eyes in level.

Instructions unclear.
Got ovaries stuck in a blender.

I can't watch webms on my iPad :(


Ohhhh!

I'm in Onterrible, hbu?


Psshhh you are...

Stop smoking...

Yo
soy donde
estas

I'm asexual master race

Thank goodness you learned how to spoiler for that one

...

Nipissing district.

I thought you were in the prairies for some reason.

ingles por favor

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"I am where is"?

Sounds so fucking autistic
Also Im like what even at this one trap
This nigga said im too normie for him
Im like lmao what

At least I got what I wanted out of him


It was bad dude
But at least it continues from where the anime ended


Jessie was there at the party later that night but you bailed


eh, avocado is aight
Not the best, but not the worst

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It just tastes like waxy shit.

GrimxLuke OTP

Si

Donde

ay gurl how you doin in that shirt?

I am making steaks and cocktails!

IM FUCCCCKKKKEEEEDDDD UPPPPPP DAAAWWWGGGGG

he's so wasted he turned british

Dunno, lazy or something?


I read some of the manga after finishing the anime I don't remember how far I got though. Loli with the dad with dead wife was OK. I decided to watch Usagi Drop after that.

"Yes

Where"


Stop fucking ignoring me slut.

Attentions

I'm wearing a hoodie

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Usagi Drop was so nice
I hope this new one is like that


when he's like
"Sam...let me have this"
Hes like fucking pleading


fucking slut

Check your email.

Were you telling me a fib when you said you sucked on Grim's cock?


omg I always knew how I just mistyped! Ahhhhhh!!


Oh wow cool, yeah I'm only a few hours away

What's your steam name?


Better post on animus

DIGAME USTED
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA
xDXDXDXD

no

...

...

...

Yo - soy que estas.


I saw your sheet.
You were a slime.
Doesn't count.


Me; you yours.

Doesn't the manga end up with incest?

AYE AYE AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dat nul

hoodies aren't lewd

It is :c
"too normie" wat?
Seems to me like you fulfil both ends of the normie spectrum


But really, I'll rek it if you want it that badly

What are the ends of the normie spectrum?

Quien dice que yo estoy muerto
Sabe nada en absoluto
Yo - Soy que estats.

I know right?
This bitch sucked my dick and he's like "You're too normie"
So I schooled him on anime and shit and he got pretty salty and was like yeah but youre not a true weeaboo since youre like a super normie
I was like "Well i already got what I wanted from you so get rekt son"

Why are trap so unstable and mood swings and shit

hot...

Hm

At one end, someone like Luke Rockhold.
At the other, probably someone like sci.

But those are two extremes. ^^

body too bootylicious for ya babe...

LOL

kinda wanna post a video of my grandma and her friend and my onee chan getting fucking drunk rn

I'm can't find you I'm retarded at steam


Well I don't want to come off as desperate or anything...

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do it soto... you fucking panty waste. 1v1 me fgt, get on my level

Translation:
I'll do it; you tell me yours

slime is ok

The
panty raid?

Doesn't count as fox.
Because slimes is amorphous.

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WOO TIME FOR CoC

"Time for CoC" - Bard 2016

Who the heck is nigel farage never heard of the fellow
runnning for some kind of politics?

Wait, does the spectrum go from totally normal to full on autistic?

...meanwhile @ samas house

well you know, he went full banter on the eurcrat gang.
s'all there's to know

...

See I want to ask you stuff like "Will you fill my boipussi with cum" or "Will you fill my ass so full of your cum that my prostate becomes a womb" and shit,
but it just feels weird now.

you look like a fucking goblin

...

...

you too huh

you made it weird rin... you made it weird

lol

I feel honoured.

would pat bald head /10

Ooooopss my steam name is Secret Weapons


What's CoC Bard?

i want you... how tall are you?

...

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

corruption of champions you huge retard

...5 8

How does one become a true weeaboo?


Full on autistic is the bad end, yeah
Totally normal is somewhere on the other side
'Cause someone like Luke Rockhold is not normal

FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM DADDY!

well I think they were both still in a relationship
and I sorta did the dew with one
And jokingly was like to ghostie yo your ex kissed me fam
and he's like you mean my gf?

Im like Oh shit nigger what are you saying


OH YOU TOO?

TASKETE


I dont even know D":

Degenerate online choice based meme sex game

...call me papito

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...

doki doki

is remi actually dating ghostie?

eugh

...

...

did you see her reply to that comment
it was hilarious

ha

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I DIDNT KNOW

GHOSTIE IS LIKE

TELL ME

AND IM LIKE H-HAHA I WAS J-JUST KIDDING

NIGGA AINT BUYING IT

DOUSHIO

...god forbid i lie on the internet

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can i add you on steam too

dont fuck ghostie or youll get the super autism

remi invited YOU
not the other way around right?

so fucking flaunt it

lmao @ double standards

gl sodo

This one?


OI, PAPITO!
FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM, PAPITO!


Oh shit.
Tfw when you stole someone's gf.

wait, soto cucked ghostie?

:^)

More like I invited myself over and ponced on him

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What else would anyone want in a game?!

Sounds memey


Sure!


Mhmm, that's it

thats not what you told me you fucking nigger

shouldnt you be singing some shit in japanese right now?


NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Sent.


IT'S COMING I FEEL IT.

hee.... that's actually perfect, you just keep getting better and better


How tall are you?

You have to make the first move or else nothing will ever happen

who woulda thought

added!

cis male hetero normative.. youre making me uncomfortable. i think we should see other people. its not me, its you

im a feminist A FEMINIST A FEMINIIIIIIIST

:^) I think it's time I leave threads for another 3 years.

thats squash's favorite word

what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

lol

No wait

Asinine?


Usually you always give me attentions when I post at you.
Though I guess you're drunk now.

Hi.

d-do you want me to talk nerdy to you?

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T-talk nerdy to me... mi papito.

...

...

so i was building this computer nd i noticed the CPU was dry so I... got... out

the

thermal


paste....


THE


FUCKING

THERMAL

PASSTE...

Ohhhh, papi.
What did you do with the thermal paste? ♥

si

ill pump my thermal paste into you

BOO GIVE ME A (YOU)
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Plis do, Bic Boi.

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you people and you lewdities...

i didnt go full slime tho ._.

did someone say teddies

W-WOOF

SMOK

I GOT A NON CONDUCTING CLOTH AND PUT IT
ON


THE

C


P


U

Does anyone know a trap called Chelsea?

traps aren't even real

hey soto fuck you i messaged you twice on steam asshole

You're real tho

become a regular in the discord
i mod i keep u safe

I'm not lewd I swear.
I swear I'm innocent and pure as a newborn miko.


Fox fire is strong on slimes.


Ouuuuh, papi.
You know how to do nerdy.

There are only two types of people: girls and boys.

THEN I TOOK THE CPU AND

BOLTED

IT TO


THE FRAME


OF THE COOLER


AND


FASTENED


IT


TO

THE

MOTHERBOARD

You forgot the third: Thai.

I'm a super big manly man


indeed.
people don't grow up.

...

...

Oh papito.
You're so strong and capable.

*connects the motherfucking RAM to the motherboard

Let's keep this computer talk PG

Mound me like one of your french CPUs.

...

...

...

...

Papito's lewd.
He installs -two- hard drives. .///.

Can Sama even have a hard drive?
I thought at his age, it would be stuck at a floppy disk.

*skips the foreplay and connects the power unit


U


N

I

T

youtu.be/7Lo0EeWoXis?t=4m47s

...

[Slowclap.gif]

...

no

...

Real talk though.
I'd totally let user-sama install his solid state, and transfer data through my motherboard. .///.
He could access my RAM, and overheat my CPU.
I'd even let him flash my BIOS.

...

LEWD


you perv

lol

How tall are you?

Wait.


Flash my BIOS, Papito


Don't say that as if you wouldn't.

184cm

...

Pokemon GO for UK iOS when

If those pills make it last for more than four hours, you're supposed to see a doctor.

That works too.

What's in America?

6'0

...

now do it for real.

2tall55me

I want user Sama

silly of me

that's my length yes


thanks bae

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET LAID!


Np, love.

*plugs all the peripheral ports


at least twice anyway...

...

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET LAID ANYMORE!

...

...

....mfw


:/


and even after all this nerdcore gave me a rager

I'm as sleepy as greek history

any other girl is a waste of time.

DID SOMEONE USE A FUCKING PRONOUN!?
BETTER START THE FUCKING SALT FACTORIES UP


FILL MY BOIPUSSY WITH CUM.


I need to sing this song first.

red letters aren't even that cool.

im safe

Or, y'know, an actual girl.

if i didnt use her and used 'his' the joke wouldnt have made any sense tsuchi

fjkef je jf e

ill brush my teeth

Ghostie confirmed for hating my guts

I can't tell if user-sama's just done with my shit until I give him his song,
or if he's actually trying to figure out if this 24 year old Canadian failtrap actually wants his SSD deep in their MOBO

gross.

Night

Did you enjoy your before-sleep fap?

same dude

help me with my bedtime fap rin

All because you fucked his boyfriend?

gross

Bedtime faps are lewd,
and you should be ashamed.

Fuck

...

Your friend said yes?

First time in, like, 2 days it was pretty awesome

Also we're the same age!

my

That was more than I was asking.

Duly noted.

Go sleep, bwaka.

I was feeling better all day and my insides decided to start bleeding again
Tomorrow is fucking doc o'clock

He'll probably just give you a box of butt tampons and get mad at you for bothering him.

Why would you let it go this long without seeing a doctor?

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