Best girl thread
Best girl thread
Hail lord Satan~
I feel like we'd be going full Soviet Union with that one.
That's why I was pointing it out, it just is.
implying you can meme a meme
Why didn't you make the new thread?
And I'm okay with that! We just don't have to beat up all the citizens, just the dumb ones.
That much have been something MFF posted then.
It's just a joke between me and her about something that's not even lewd in nature, just deprecating.
Literal Africans that are Muslims anyways.
Anything that's not Bjork about Iceland is unknown.
I was only being ironic when I said ironically
If only someone would post that.
*memes you ironically but also honestly*
Because one was already there when I checked.
There's always the geysirs and Eyjafjallajökull.
* ironically cums on like 6 or 7 levels of irony my dude*
I had to google that.
I was guessing it was some type of salted, fermented fish.
I am objectively the best person to rule the world.
IT"S TOO FUCKING HOT
HOW DO BLACK PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS 24/7
THEIR BLACK SKIN ADSORBS HEAT
I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF IT'S JUST HOT BUT IT'S FUCKING HOT AND HUMID
Can you make one anyway? I'll link it when this thread reaches it's limit
Does anyone even buy those shitty "joke" books that are at school book fairs?
I just always remember it due to that Who wants to be a millionaire picture with a whole lot of names like that.
But the question is, will you?
Early baked thread loses the purpose, I might make a few in the future if that is what you want.
We like to party
we like to party
we llike to party
we like to party
those aren't even jokes
But you're going to sleep in a half hour...
i like furs.
when they don't do sex things.
Probably little kids.
Thats why I posted it.
Isn't that like the entire purpose of it, though?
You're not a minecrafter
kids are dumb
im going to punch a baby in the mouth
im not autistic enough anymore
the sex bits a little weird
but otherwise i find them unoffensive and pretty adorbz
except, that one thing, where that youtube video of them doing internet is for porn, and i cringe out of my skin
This is fucking great
You've got to kick a baby in the mouth and
why would i vomit
i love kicking babies
Correct, but I wasn't saying it'd be the next one.
Then we'll keep on waiting for that day.
Well, that's a very clever analogy
Annnd I love you
Ugh... you're the worst boyfriend ever
The quest for my conquest will be bloody and long.
that wasn't an analogy
It's just one of those things that is altogether baffling.
Most fetishes, even the most disgusting of shit, you can usually see the specific parts of it that people could even possibly be attracted to.
But furries just defy any and all attempts at rationalizing away unless you just lump it with bestiality.
And that's probably for the best.
What Loca said
I'm always right around the corner.
Your parents leave so now you're just walking around the house in the nude?
Can't wait for it to begin.
Erin, why do I feel like you'd do this shit in your spare time given the chance?
round three isn't as fun
no, thats ew
Saved for when I inevitably make a Flan folder, for the record.
bard can i kick you
geez i thought i was a horn for doing it once a day
you're a fucking maniac
not spending every moment you're home in the nude
It's like you don't even want freedom.
Step to this shit nigga see what the fuck happens
Freedom is for women and fags, Tsuchi.
You should know that by now.
I barely put pants on to even get the mail.
I'm 18, I need my fix
I aint no hippie
..did you see me do that thing
i would not
although many years ago i did consider picking up an arduino and doing similar stuff
I see all.
ask rin to move in under your desk
is what i would do
And you know you want to be like your uncle loco when you grow up
Because people are bored.
ooga booga bix nood mufugga
I actually really hate the PV mix most of the time.
smug like a nug on the rug
Feel the breeze between your knees.
When I lived near the beach, I was never clothed, even when I went to the grocery store or class.
At most, I'd have this sleeveless, zip up hoodie thing on and unzipped.
The only downfall is your junk gets all twisted constantly.
We're dating again
some of my ancestors were slaves, how dare you bring conditions like that up.
you smoke breh?
oh so you want to be the slave
It's all the same to me as long as it sounds good.
Since when did we date?
haha no way bruh
i VAPE Lmao
Be a M A N, Tokai.
I wish I was dating blood chan
Pretty hot. Ironically of course.
you part of the nashe?
My sense of modesty tells me that should never be kosher.
You knew this already, though.
If I upload an MP3 will it do playback, or will it just download?
Which one should I punt
Then why don't you?
I think Holla Forums only supports MP4
4 looks like he's sleeping.
your images are SO FUCKING SMUG
the fat one
Since I phurst laid my eyes on you
I was fairly athletic and toned back then so I could easily get away with.
My core was pretty defined since I have such low body fat naturally and ran all the time.
Early morning barefoot runs on the beach right where the water furthest gets is just like the best feeling ever.
i can't help it
police are on their way
wheres my bbq
did I dance well?
He's actually a really good kid
Make that fucker run from you to lose a few pounds.
file all the reports you want i'm still gonna touch myself to the though of tokai in slave leia costume
Buy some mesquite wood and smoke a brisket.
Time to find out...
Apparently it doesn't even recognize .mp3.
Rip the dream.
I get it, you like the feeling of your balls flapping in the breeze for all men to see.
Do it again.
Wish I'm sorry for being a baka to you private
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
The uni was on an island and the student body was like 70% women since most of the school was nursing.
It was great because they'd pretty much spend all of the months between April and October in swimsuits too.
I kind of miss living there.
stupid uk police system
you got me looking back the whole time
He wants to know the eleven herbs and spices.
I'm not literally around the corner at all times.
But I do see everything.
W-what? I don't swing that way
Au-US, DMs for a sec?
I pulled over a blanket, your shenanigans can't get me
pls tell me a bedtime story
I WILL NEVER TELL
I don't know how to read
It's the best thing to smoke beef with for barbecue.
I got some beef you can smoke
make one up
I will stick your head into a fryer.
I'm not a very good story teller :p
Everything includes under your blanket.
eh im already over it
people ask so much of you just do your best darling you are loved gn
I was never allowed to bbq
but I'll believe you
Good luck reaching me
I can lauunch fryer oil at you before you get that close :v ]
😉 👌 💯 💯 🎷 🐴 👏 🍆 💦 🌊 ☺ 😍 😩 💤
I'm pretty sure if we line up all the men starting with the white ones & start shooting, things will improve before we reach the men of color :^)
I don't wanna into story v.v
Pretty sure if we line up all men starting with the black ones and start shooting, things will improve before we reach the men of society
-kiss kiss- <3
never allowed to bbq
He's not american
fuck you cracker
It's too magic for the mundane to see.
Fuq yu meen
I-I'm not special..?
It's literally just slow cooking a meat over a wood fire.
Tokai is the least special poster of all time
You're my most special. ♥
A dissenting opinion appears...
tokai is the only thing god did right
Why the fuck am I the most trending poster on Erin's doohickey?
fire is dangerous and outlawed in europe
o-oh then it's oke.
gibe doohickey plox
You're so populaaarrr
I kind of don't believe this is Wish.
I was tempted to call them Kanra.
Of course it is!
It's on the links page, lol.
Ay lay Mow
oh... okay. ill navigate there then lol
I'll sing something for you rn. Just let me get my headset on.
too much salt is bad for you
ohhhh. in thread or?
also... uhh link to link page?
but please don't judge the facebook underwear, it was for the meme
The same rules I told you before apply now.
I am a creature that exists solely to judge.
and fine. i promise not to share... with anyone. with a 1 year statute of limitation for the lulz of course
If one year passes and you still have any of my recordings, any confidentiality contracts are officially void.
Because I don't even know what I sounded like a year ago anymore.
Give me a song I'd know, numb nuts.
I swear it was on sale
Alternatively I can jsut record the one I'm practicing now.
wayward son... obv
or dont stop believin
the terms of this agreement are... agreeable
I bet Rin has a pretty voice
hit me with your best shot... dundundun
I'll do the first.
Have sung Don't Stop Believing -way- too much for one lifetime.
Lemmy just get water.
Some song, lol.
But you've chosen!
nono d othe gook one...
Do you love it?
No! Bad sushi!
Is it Eva?
TOO LATE YOU'VE CHOSEN.
....its classy. bitches dunno bout drunk rin karaoke tiem
Manitoba is like right next to Ontario.
Just go meet up and hear his golden pipes for yourself.
fuck everybody dam u all 2 hell.
lexi is nice~
haha! so you didnt see that
Damn. Niggy and Niggy impersonators aren't dead.
WAT WAT DONET EVEN YOU START NOW.
you would lose that bet
Are you talking about that one TC?
Where I was getting smashed on White Russians?
I don't even know anymore.
I was judging.
the very same...
Does she have to be drunk ;__;
Meeting strangers from the Internet IRL can be dangerous...
You two should date.
hahahahaha this chic holy shirts this lady whats shaking lady? <3
i mean... does anyone HAVE to?
NO... but its like rin pantylube vocalcord snazzifier
so is american anime considered anime or is it just american cartoons?
Just don't dress like a potato and he won't call the cops on you.
If it is Western... It is cartoon.
If it is Oriental... It is Animé
Lexi only like dudes that are way old instead of way young.
Yet they dated me and i'm years younger.
And you like grandmas.
thats super mean
Ohhh... Sounds like fun when you put it that way~
Was the pussy tight, boss?
It was like tossing a hot dog into a hallway.
telling everyone to fuck is bad
id share, but i promised not to... and a sama is true to his word.
Because you were the little girl.
I like them only a few years older than me.
You like them decades older.
so WHOSE DOING FUKKEN SHOTS WITH ME!?
we booze nao
This might take a moment to find a good source of the song.
Because I loathe to use youtube to MP3 if I don't have to.
I might though.
Only for you. <3
hey... its all good. im here all night yanno.
how do you know those secrets
I still am
made me laugh
You make her sound like she's been wrecked by, like, a billion dudes!
I'll just wait until you get drunk~
You are all jerks.
...my lips are sealed even when blind drunk, js
Beat to the punch.
It should be renamed to "Bebops wet dream"
I'll try to make it sooner rather than later.
Before I sleep for sure.
I know everything.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for an excuse to upload that image literally anywhere.
I love you, Lexi.
A true gentlesir would never kiss and tell...
If you get drunk... Nothing you do is your fault anyway! It won't matter!
mfw posting on 38
oh be kay be
what's my second name?
...no. not even then.
You know I always set you up for the best stuff.
I don't think i'm a gentlsir
SD and I are dating now.
when baka not so much
Your full name it To Kai fZhzz eiPg
appoximation of tuschi mouth hole
oh you witty little
You kind of feel bad for him.
She will literally say yes to anyone but him.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
unless its a whooole lotta weeners
I'm going to open his anus
Can I get an inv to your wedding?
IT'S JUST A CIGAR, FREUD.
You're a boy though so the "sir" part is at least accurate.
You're just his side bitch. SD would never actually call you his girl~
litterally opened a pack of hotdogs and threw them bitches at her face
this is the best template for some posters.
can't wait to use it
I recommend on not trying to do that with a military man, especially not a military finnish man.
If I ask you to stab me, will you?
The Freudian thing comes about because of Freud and phalluses, ie cigars, and his later rebuttal that something phallic isn't always a direct symbol for a dick. In this case, it's hot dogs.
ill split your ass in two
k fuck you asshole. i wish i would have never met you.
omg sooo "tilted"
gg no re
i'm shipping neruxsubtle
subtle can you dress up as a plant
I'm so tilted, I've come full circle.
You like this phallic object, so you are gay and love your father
You smoke cigars though
Oh no that's totally different
Oh Freud, what a dick smoking fag.
know the difference...it could save your life
If that's Ban, then I'm Wish
she looks like ur ninja boy from that one anime
Who even are you ? Who am I?
Who even is this other Canadian?
The furthest I will go is painting my skin and hair green
dress like this
If memory serves, he never actually said it and it's attributed to him regardless.
And all of his students and disciples were constantly encouraged to take up smoking by him.
Makes you think.
it'd work better if your name was longer
you two should date
And all of his students and disciples were constantly encouraged to take up smoking by him.
Link, please. I need to know that this was real.
welcome to candylandd
vaginas are not real
Of all cosplays I wanna try I don't think that is up there :c
Let me show you my game
okay well this one
THE BIGGEST SAUS FEST ON EART
THE BIGGEST SAUS FEST ON EART
ah herpd mad derp inna shoopdawoop
You like saus fests?
ONLY ON EART
Must you post such faggotry?
vaginas are created by the cia to keep us from breeding
that's not gay
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED LIKE ELDERBERRIES!
I just did a cursory google.
Yay I killed my first person in Skyrim
youre all intelligent, well adjusted, hetero normative people
What if they're gay on the down low?
I still haven't played that...
So much right now
That's not how Wish typed three years ago.
BUT NAW DONT FUCKING LINK ME AGAIN YOU TIT DAMM I H8 U
Sex should only between a man and a woman.
Btw it wasn't lewds you faggot.
wanting to fuck a woman
What are you, gay?
they'd wanna rip something, not get ripped.
and only consentually in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
What you were hoping lewds?
Poor Rin <3
wait I mean asshole ripping
obvs military men wanna get buff
Quit trying to give Tokai reacharounds, fagbag.
And only if they're the same race.
But you said it was lewds.
So I was disappointed when I checked.
I charged my phone for you.
Why is that so funny to me.
It really has no business being so.
You're nothing but a collection of trap semen at this point.
ban all butts
what DID I JUST FUCKING SAY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER JSF;SDLFSDFSLGGJFDGFSFGFGGHFFGGDSFSDFDFFSDF *explative deleted SDGIJDOFKGL;D';FG;MGK;FS
Female butts are still allowed.
Is that supposed to be a put down or is that supposed to be hot?
Stole my get lol
What's up Baka?
Awww well I'm sorry <3
I'll have to make it up to you sometime
insert smug anime girl picture here
THE BIBLE SAYS TWO MEN OUGT NOT LIE DOWN TOGETHER BUT YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN SQUARE DEALING WITH ME
I like this Canadanon.
i got my gym membership picture
should probably go tomorrow
i just got put in a bad mood on discord cause i got locked out of the channel where everyone else is
It means he's going to hell.
THE BIBLE SAYS THAT MAN SHALL NOT LAY WITH ANOTHER MAN AS HE DOES A WOMAN.
i wish i new these people.
Wow you're gay~
What do you want to rip and with what?
N-niggy..? Is that really you?
ha yea its me who are you?
God doesn't have a problem with cute boys dressing up and smooshing!
It's not too late to meet new friends!
I can now, beyond any doubt in my mind, confirm this Canadanon isn't Wish.
who r u?
That's someone's knees squished together.
Uh... I think you know me as Blood-chan or Ikarous, I forget which one
I'm so happy to see you again >_<
God hates fags.
Thank you Rin
You should go first thing in the morning
That way nothing can distract you or stop you from going
a special someone's pantyhoses, with my hands.
It's Wish, I can smell that Canadian ice fish pussy a mile away
tsuchi I am a medical professional.
that is a male butt
Ineed these people to farm me glue and vines but they keep derping it up ;;
Also I'm dating SD now
You have to ask him, he's the man in the relationship
N-no... what? He has a main bitch?
The only thing you're a "professional" at is sucking dicks, faglord.
you guise are only ever good when im drunk...
do not mock my profession.
you should see me high
The nico love live posting is only me paying homage to one of mah besties~
Well then I don't like God...
Yeah he only fucks with you cause you let anyone do anything to you.
lol i bet
I want to petition for user-sama to formally change his name to "New Daddy"
Stop it baka
Oh thank god
I can finally get someone else and stop talking to you then
negative... il papa or papito.
and ill need 50 signatures to ratify
Thought there was someone scavenging in the bins outside. Opened the door and a bunch of big fat rats came running out. Lovely.
Tokai "I just cant' stop sucking muslim dick" McGee.
i love it when you call me big
*hugs* Now I can actually send you lewds lol <3
How was your day btw?
Europe sounds great
This is why they need Brexit.
hairspray an lighter... gogogo
kill it with FIRE
Reminds me never to go to your part of town at night
we cant stop here this is rat country...
I hear morfine is the real blast
a problem with a tail huh
excuse me that's against official standards mandated by the Munich agreement.
The mystery just keeps deepening...
Tsuchi, you know who it is, don't you?
I sawed my laptop's screen off.
they always mess up collecting something