Hail Satan

Hail Satan
Ruler of the earth
King of the world

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wait you can lik,give it to me?

and i tried OBS and it is BS. lol. it doesn't work well for me.

ERIN OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

YOU DID
that's h funniest fuckin thing
THAT????

that's a good song omg, maybe I should learn it.
and I love you

XD I'm not gonns skinny dip with you. I'll do it alone.
>u>

Shiro can cum buckets too

pls don't judge i'm not me when i'm that drunk

like my voice is an entire octave lower and i get some hideous swagger, it's an incredible hulk thing

but yeah.

i even managed to take home a trophy.

all the buttons off his shirt.

Aim for this
youtube.com/watch?v=7n2_WNJWCT8

Ha, okay.

I'll just sound like a broken record.
Go outside.
And get a goddamn haircut.

I honestly spent like half a day at AX out of the whole 3 days

The rest was just in downtown LA and hotel parties, and lots of drugs

Nah.

Oh yeah? Cool.

are you going to fill it up with anime?

it isn't, it was mean

and i came back pretty much fine except for a broken finger, which i assume i broke punching his face, but i remember walking straight into him and headbutting him in the face, so he now has to try and live down getting badly beaten up by an angry, manly girl, and get used to having that squashy broken nose that never properly goes back to normal

i actually feel pretty awful about it, lol

Spitting's an insult.

Probably not, I still don't watch anime.

Fuuuuuu

You never drove?

You just went to an anime convention.
How?

Why not?

Lol retard

Don't worry.
He'll have another one next time he posts.

The fucking coolest

Nah I came home and they were having a 4th of july party so I got drunk again and was burning shit

You're insane to hold that shit

Haha I forgot to spoiler
My bad

You can take the cholo out of Juarez but never the Juarez out of the cholo.

I'm not looking anymore >_

No I didn't, I never left Wisconsin.

Just never got that into it. I'm sure there are shows I'd like, but I end up watching live action stuff instead.

huh yes what?

i will just for you

I thought you were the dude in most of Grim's pics.

Watch Neon Genesis o.o

Can you ask Erin why she thinks I have ASPD but Ui doesn't? Please and thank you

Wasn't a designated driver in military, teams kind of have those for every squad.
Also I didn't get the permission to drive military vehicles, only a few get those.

I am not Luke aka Monsterkitten nor Colbert aka Colby aka Ian. I am Kaybe.

That doesn't even look good by anime standards. Boring mechs or whatever.

Kaybe
Why does that braixen have panties

Oh boy

I thought you were.
My bad.

Because it's a children's franchise, Grim. Don't be disgusting. If you had your way they'd all be running around with their clits out. You make me sick.

But what if I post one of my cock
You'll miss out ^^

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Wow I will not take your bait

D:

Kaybe please

Headed to bed. Good night.

Aw, just infantry then I guess?
Should have been driver, run shit over with a tank is like on my top10 MAN things to do in life.

Hi bye

May I have a hug before you go?

well, i'm glad you don't hate me for being a violent maniac

i am mostly entirely harmless, all skinny and weak

just alcohol man o.o

Pretty much, but to get to drive a tank you'd have to be part of the motorized corps or armoured brigade.
Sleep well Lewds.

There's a line.
And it's clearly been crossed.

you SHILL

but it's posted and now you have my yt channel don't spam it

Do you want me to give you all those shower pics on steam or have Rin give them to you on skype?

Also what'd you make for dinner?

What'd you do this weekend with most of the posters gone?

same thing i do every day shiro, try and take over the world.

Don't be too hard on yourself man, just hang yourself and we'll call it even.

Just not my thing. Comedy anime would probably be fun to watch though.

Don't worry, I won't tell anybody your dark secret.

It's not porn, it's art. Stop sexualizing my art.

i think i actually ate macaroni and watched ashens review things i don't care about on youtube.

Nuuuu don't share it with Rin...
I ate meatloaf, mash potatoes and corn..

Watch NGE you won't regret it

well, sure.

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG SHIRO

night

You furries need help.
Mainly constant suppression and heavy medication.

It's been out for a loooong time

t-thank you..

i'm not even sure you can message people anymore. didn't see the option on your channel.

so haha you can't.

That you're a furry?

that only happened twice ;-;

i keep forgetting you have a school schedule and are not old enough for alcohols

also you sleep at the american times so i can't snap you early in the day

That I like pokemon

I fight best girl for fun now.
I'm also doing a no hammer run.

I kinda want to see if I can ultra-sequence-break and do everything without ever being able to attack.

That's being a furry.
Like pokemon porn is furry.

I'll watch a few episodes I guess.

Hey, I'll take any heavy medication you've got.

That's no reason to stop being ashamed of it.

Watch it now ._.

And possibly a full frontal lobotomy to stop your degeneracy.

Haha I won't
Get your ass on steam sometime then

nom nom nom
I had a bunch of chicken. Trying to get lean and swole at the same time is no fun

For sure
I would suggest looking at some tutorial videos on youtube
There are guides to upload 720p and 1080p

Stop trying to break nice things Rin

I am slightly ashamed of it

This is gonna be a good flight

no problemo~ stop acting useless love

I'll COMMENT it every day on your channel.

but it is sumer now, so we will get drunk on tc and party don't worry.
oh and
"Can you ask Erin why she thinks I have ASPD but Ui doesn't?" Au whoever wanted me to ask this question.

I really really appreciate this shiro.

Ohh will I get fat if I eat chicken?

You already came out of one closet. You can come out of the furry closet too and go yiff at cons in yiff piles.

but I am...

Free is free, who am I to argue?

In awhile maybe

do it i need the love

Goodnight though. keep on trucking I

Now that I think about it, it's actually impossible.
Drat.

I have to get Ribbon at -some- point, because I need to get Cicini.

But up until the point where I need Cicini, I could theoretically play the game without ever fighting povertyCat or rangedOption.

Noooooooooooooow

You haven't lived life if you haven't watched NGE

oh, schweet 😊

it's blood chan, we do not dignify these questions.

Answer it, stop being so scared of me

What closet? if you're talking about being gay then no, there is no closet, because there is no gay

Shut up omg

Is it okay to marinade it?

Come to think of it,
I could probably fight povertyCat to recruit her before I fight her as first boss.
I'll have to try that.

I mean, I'll give it a try, but it looks like I will fall asleep watching it.

Why do you troll me so?

Do or do not, there is no gay.

- a very gay Grim

Hmmmm should be. I normally just put some hot sauce on mine since I'm lazy after work

povertyCat is a boss?
Hmmmm
You need to play something else unless you want to speed run this game

Night.

Hmm is it helping you lose weight?

May I have a hug before you go?

Every character is a boss!
Besides MC!
Except she's technically a boss too!

bed time

goodnight cooki

goodnight shiro

goodnight everyone who didn't talk to me because i dunno fuck you or whatever

blood chan i hope your next shit is a hedgehog

bubi xx

May I have a hug before you go?

Night.

I DID TALK TO YOU THOUGH.
FOR LIKE, FIVE MINUTES WHILE YOU WERE BLOGGING.

GOOD NIGHT, ERIN, YOU APPARENT SHIT.
Jk, Ily.

go hug a hedgehog

get loads of stab wounds and a lice infestation worse that the nine you already have

bye

oh yeah

goodnight in particular also

lates x

Mmh... that turns me on... goodnight, love~

Yeah it is
I ate so bad this weekend tho x.x
Going to try to get back to 205 tho. Maybe a bit lower...

Only like half way on achievements?
Geez I thought you'd got them all already

Night Erin
Sweet dreams~

I spent way too much money on these, but I feel like it was worth

You have too much heavy muscle to go that low

Nah, I've been capping, and trying to get her combat anims, more than achievement hunting atm.

I can almost do best character's whole fight without getting hit.

Did you get in trouble for saying "nigger" out the window?

It probably wasn't worth it.

No

You absolutely paid way too much. That one on the left is pretty cute though.

You need to stop posting sexualized pokemon.
God is frowning right now.
And you are getting sent to hell.

Be careful... "Nigger" is a trigger word black people are a tuned to. It's like hearing your own name in a crowded room

Don't look on amazon for them
You'll cry

Haha we'll have to see how it goes
How's your progress coming along love?

No way to steal all the sprite models?

Also I got this shirt, because it's the only weeb shit I actually know really well

They're damn good quality

Gengar is NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up nigger

Girls have a hard time building muscle.. not fair...

:/ racist

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She's a nursing professional. She's out caring for the sick and ensuring that the hospital runs smoothly, and all you can think about is how offended you feel because she's not dressed modestly enough for you. Grow up.

Oh yes he is you stupid whore loaf.

The least I see them for on Amazon is like $25, I got them for $16 so I came out good on that one

Stop being a nigger and I'll stop being racist

See my first response, I dun good

He is NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get the fuck out.

How am I being a nigger? Wtf

Build all that delicious thigh and booty meat damn you!
If you swallowed my cum it'd help~

Very nice
My Rilakkuma bear cost $160 on amazon. In stores I see it for 200-300$

I couldn't find that exact set on amazon but the rest were cheaper, just not the same.

You need a tan... why are you so white when you live in AZ?

Existing, mostly

Gotta love getting weeb shit for cheap

I imagine popularity has to do with the price, maybe some differences in quality. The ones I got are super nice metal, and well painted

beeep

-kills myself-

It's people like you who make kids feel ashamed to dress up like Pokemon and proposition their teachers for sex.

Subtle asked me to give this WebM to you

Fucking finally

That is a horrifying image, not cute in any way

Because if I was outside I'd catch on fire ^^
Also fuck AZ I need to move

What all merch did you get?

If I weren't lazy, and still had the tools, I could try to rip the assets from the game.
I'd have a hard time, though.
And probably would still have to put the pieces back together.

-haunts you for the rest of your life-

where did you find that video of us..

Just the 2 things I posted. I only went to the merch hall on the last day, and we didn't spend a ton of time there. I wanted to buy some super fucked up weird fetish porn, but everything was all vanilla and boring and not worth wasting money on

-who you gonna calls-

And they said legalizing gay marriage wasn't a slippery slope...

Oh you get sunburned? Lmao

My part azn master race kicks in and I tan easy

He gave it to me :/

I'm not looking forward to see that movie..........

No one is, shit looks awful

Nobody goes outside in Arizona, are you nuts?

Let the purple into your heart. There's no fighting it.

All I know is that I'm super stoked for the day I'll be able to get a tax break by marrying a taxidermy house cat.

It is in my heart already

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Disgusting and rigged

Yeah I'm super Scottish so sunburn and all that good stuff

We would make beautiful children~

The like 5 cons I've been to I only bought 2 things. Never find anything I like enough

Same tbh

Goodnight all, I love you

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Don't get run over by a car

Buh bye

It might be okay, I like the actors in it.

Get back here and kiss me woman

There's no way it won't be financially successful.
And that's the sad part.

Good actors with terrible lines aren't that great.

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Sounds good to me. Hollywood can stop fucking with my nostalgia.

I haven't seen anything about it, the writing might be fine. I don't think that it will be all that similar to the original, of course, but that doesn't mean that it can't be good on its own merits.

But it's gonna sell hundreds of millions easily.
And will do nothing but cause more shitty nostalgia bait.

-cups your cheeks and kisses your lips- bye bye

SPEAK UP SHRIMP

*smiles and kisses you back* Ahhh much better
Sweet dreams love

Does it make you an old person to eat wafer cookies?

Then it shouldn't be called Ghostbusters, should it.

Gee, what a great day.

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Yes.

I should start calling you old man now.

actually they seem to have done everything in their power to alienate anyone who might have been going to see it purely for nostalgic reasons.

Wafer cookies are objectively good, they're not even associated with old people.

They paid to use the franchise, who cares? It's not like they were going to make another one with the original cast.

This timing doesn't seem suspect at all.

I was making fun of someone for being old and brought them up.
Then I went to the pantry to get some.

Shouldn't use the same name, then.

Hah

Also, you're way older than me, fuck you.

Wow, fuck, I didn't even say anything yet!

well, no reason to start now.

Oh please.

I've never heard of the elderly being associated with wafer cookies before.

[Attention]

You can capitalize on something and not have it look like the Haunted Mansion part 2.

you sound disgustingly young.

gross.

[Attention]

Really?
Every old person's house I've been to had them as a "snack for the kids" whenever we were over.

haunted mansion might as well be an oscar winning hit compared to how bad the new ghostbusters looks.

Eddie Murphy would be more entertaining, to be honest.

I haven't seen a good eddie murphy movie in ages. I miss him.

That's because there's no such thing as a "good Eddie Murphy movie".

spoken like a true racist.

The last good one was..

No wait that was Chris Tucker.

I'm thinking of the one where he was... No wait that's Will Smith.

So what? I'm pretty sick of this whole "ruined my childhood" thing.

Wow, that was unconvincing. Thanks for playing though.

Maybe it's regional, I've never heard of that. And lots of younger people like wafer cookies.

I can't say it looks like shit and probably will be?

they are both better, to be fair.

no game is being played here.

Oh boy.
Next I'll be transphobic for thinking every character is generally terrible at the whole acting thing.

well, will smith used to be good, that is.

no, you'd be correct on that count.

Shame he had to let his kid out of his cage.

yeah that was a real mistake. on the other hand, we did get his twitter, which was the gift that kept on giving.

Interesting definition of gift.

you know who else is good? robin williams. when is he making another movie?

You can, but all the blubbering about how they shouldn't use the Ghostbusters name or for ruining your nostalgia is a pain to listen to.

I wish one were, it might be more exciting.

So fucking lulz there were "safespaces" at AX
We just called them the trigger free zones

We went over there drunk af and were like IT AINT SAFE ANYMORE MOTHERFUCKERS

many of his tweets were comedy gold, even more so because he clearly was serious about them.

that would ruin the incredibly boring vibe that is the hallmark of this place.

you're doing the lord's work.

So don't listen, nerd.

Hmm.

of course this was years ago. haven't seen much of anything from that family as of late. so I guess it all evened out in the end.

I didnt even take that many pics dude
I lost my phone Day 2 since I was all coked out and drunk af

Kinda sucks but I had a great time
Still found it the next day lol

no pictures are needed. just keep wrecking things for easily triggered babies.

I'm going to bitch at you for bitching and you're going to take it like a bitching bitch being bitched at by a bitching bitch.

I managed to get Ian some acid from Matthew (that one reimu/shimakaze trap) since he was trying to impress him

He was having the time of his life until he started freaking out and ran out downtown LA barefoot

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He's trans now, evidently.

Spoken like a true bitch.

yes, I saw the aftermath.

will or jaden? either one is hilarious.

Jaden.

will must be very proud.

So fucking lulz

We were shouting out IM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW over everything

We left before con security came lmao

post the videos
I didnt get to see them

Will was still proud of him during that shitty After Earth move so I'm sure him being a tranny pales in comparison to that.

Must be

you should've slipped some tabs into the punch bowl to make it a real con

I didn't save them.

yes, I wasn't being sarcastic there.

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very nice.

I only managed to get like 6 tabs off the trap
I had alot of coke though and was giving everyone lines lmao

Grim did like 2
i was so proud

useless nigga

only the first word applies, but it's very apt.

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Hi thread

tell me about the fun nezi drama pls

nice library card

bad soto, BAD.

Hi why-kun~

I spent like 80 dollars on blow
30 on mollies
and like 150 on alcohol

Oh and like 50 dollars on Uber rides

It wasnt even mine tho lmao

Only at cons fam

One of our roomates was some cute lil loli looking chick

she was in her underwear throughout most of the time we were in the hotel room

I was too busy drinking to even care tho

do i have to post for 3 more years before I'm qualified to join the kool kids @ con?

Yeah, but a $1 bill?

At least you're staying at a classier place than wherever Ian was.

Fucking Manny was like OH NO NO

lmao

he shoulda recorded dat ass

First I have to even know who you are

I didnt really carry cash on me for the con
I only used my card

Yeah dude the stillwell was pretty shitty
We stayed at some fancy apartment
Cost like 1300 for 3 nights tho

The dude on the far left looks like he just got through tossing your salad.

hi im dad, just started posting today.

hey

Nah, he was cool af
Did lines with me and didnt afraid of anything
Coolest white guy I know

sup fam

Are Why-kun and Yogurt still dating?

Look at all that brown skin :p

Why is he wearing a sailor hat?

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B-but I wanna e-date Why :(

e-date this dick

ew, no

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Lenko you missed it fam

AX was so much fun

Yep such a shame I didn't get to witness ian drop acid.

And then thread was kil.

What's this spazzout I am hearing about?

Dunno. Last one I heard about was Nezi.

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Someone play Warframe with me

I am so ashamed of my little Ian.
So ashamed.

They're in a goddamn motel.
Those are nothing but literal niggers and crackheads.

I have it downloaded, but can safely say I don't plan on playing it for the next year or so.

Play a non-shitty game.

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Why are these videos being directed at me?

you made the mistake of showing you cared. they can sense weakness.

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What do Satorin's panties smell like ?

check out those sick kicks tho

how the hell can someone feel clean while walking around in flipflops

Don't do this "xD im pretending to be retarded" thing for replies.
Just stop.

dezz nuts lolz

Nyan ! Nyan !

Can you guess what my panties smell like?

They're comfy as shit.

Would you hide Satori if she ends up at your house while running from an angry satori-hating mob ?

Maybe Satori posting means he's trying for Mordin again.

more comfortable than a nice pair of boat shoes or a pair of nike trainers that don't even feel like they're there.

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There is an old saying that if you go after two rabbits you'll lose them both. Therefore I choose Remilia though Flan is clearly the better choice though. Stronger, lewder, less demanding. and will be more willing to try new things.

Me.

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Don't worry i'm here

ass

I like her, but I don't think I could be in a relationship with her.

I mean, she knows all your secrets.
She knows I have a really bad case of swamp ass during the summer, or that I like to piss in the sink, and that I'm such a sick pervert.

I don't think I could look her in the eye.
so I'll blindfold her as I tenderly rape her

Welcome home, Dad.

nigga aint got shit on des tims doe

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You are a literal geezer.

You are a literal nigger.

I bought those sandals for like a dollar so I wouldn't have to be barefoot on the walk back to the hotel

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And I was staunch nude other than the sandals so suck on that.

I'm going for the 401k look

Mine got me some replies. Feels good

No...

.///.

These are for ugly dads who want to off themselves. Get some fucking taste you nigger

Actually no. If my clothes smell, I throw them out

I saw these in the store and was surprised by how decent these are for the price. Not niggery at all and wears in well. Good pickup as I could see these being the black version of prep

gross

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all my feels

m-more

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how much were they?

[Memes]

thanks son

How bad is the swamp ass though ?

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you've got real pretty blue eyes, boy.

They get complimented a lot

I'm going for the "I'm a young adult and can get away with putting literally no effort in what shoes I wear" look.

k so....s t o p

ever see a picture of the everglades ?

Sorry but this is my turf.

Ian I have your charger and Roberts headphones

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$50. Though you got the worse version of the shoe. You have the lug sole which is intended for boots. Should just go with classic 2 eyed boat shoe.

What smells the best on me?

There were so many fucking chargers there, I got one so I don't need that one

Lol ok

How was your day?

see

real comfy for kickin around the house, and plenty of traction for when I'm out woodin to keep the house warm during the winter

I also paid 140 for them with shipping so they're literally worth more, pleb.

Show me

No frogs allowed

I worked from 6am to 8 so i'm pretty sleepy right now

What are doing?

Fair deuce.
I think I'm going to snap to bed myself.

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Why don't you get some boots like a real man. Redwing boots are great for looks and general use

No, you overpayed $80 for them. Not my fault you don't know how to shop

Your shoes are worse

they're practical

Goodnight then.

I'm white so I can get away with looking "fashionably tacky" if it's just straight up not giving a fuck.
Same reason I don't shave.

Get like Vibrams for just hiking.
Not like you really need toe protection.

stfu go fuck your crippled bacon bitch nerd I'll fucking curbstomp you into the next dimension

No, you just look like a fuck. You don't even leave the house so I guess it doesn't matter.

I was for Emi though

By charger he means your acid.

Fooj pls.

ban comfort me

I'll just run around barefoot, or with grocery bags around my feet

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look at all that personality my kfm has

Just get some goddamn hippies and granola crunchers will be all over that dick.
They'll probably have a mad bush and slightly unshaven legs while trying to get you to drink some magic voodoo holistic health tea but eh.

That was supposed to say Ian but you too

*Just get some and goddamn

HeCKin BAbBy SiPP

There there

I like flat girls

Colbs, did you get to spoon with Grim all night again?

Grim and Luke shared a bed and cuddled every night.

Glad you're home safe. Bet you had a blast.

EVERY night

Man, I was guessing it would've been Colbs x Grim.

I'd rather have niggers eyeballing me while contemplating robbing and killing me for a pair of shoes

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Why are you in an area with niggers?

They have pictures and everything.

How was it?

give me a hug luann

It was L I T

Basically. Though, I am pretty against physical contact so I would never do anything

*huggu*

they're everywhere, with their "equality" and whatnot.

Why didn't you go to AX for some man ass then?

I was like 20 minutes away the whole time.

MEANT 40

Man, that must really suck.
I'd have to drive for like five minutes straight to see one here.

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Thx Mami

Mean

Luke, come ARAM

Like. Mami/Papi or Mami like the poster?

Riding home from el aeropuerto will play in like an hour or so

Also phones dead see u faggots later

I didn't want any man ass.

I'll probably end up going next year if guro does.

Like Mami in Spanish not the anime thing

Guero?that nigga is broke

You could've just pulled a Soto and ended up with some trap then.

WILL SEE

traps are gay as fuck though.

Too brown

I'll give you (1) x Succ if you go

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Look latino or a halfie. I only find whites attractive

it's actually shocking how dense the pedophile population is here.

You act like I am actively engaging in this shit. I just find younger girls attractive. Its not uncommon nor exclusive

will see what happens in 12 months

why are lots of threads on /a/ made to give you boners?

Will your HRT be complete or something?

You act like it is common and that it does have to be exclusive to be deemed a fucking disgusting freak.

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yes

No. Attractive. Sure

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Will your name turn into something gay and I can't call you "Archives" anymore without it being an insult?

(of a person) appealing to look at; sexually alluring.
"an attractive, charismatic man"

thinking kids is sexy is okay as long as you don't fuck them
just like being gay

im not a kiddie diddler famly

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it's true though
just keep it in your pants like a rape or incest fantasy

I bet you fucked your own kids, you sick fuck.

No. This is wrong. I don't see anything and think I want to fuck it

It is a very high brow desire as well. All the rich and powerful people are doing it!

exactly
and hey
whos to say some kids don't want to get fucked?

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i am home

instead of screaming at you i decided to channel my rage into a pepe meme enjoy fam

0/10
you didn't make it red enough
just pirate photoshop fam

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now make him hold this

Homeee

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sick nasty
now cut my head off

They literally can't provide consent.
So it's legally impossible for them to "want" it.

Ignored the fox girl ass.
I chose that long before I even was going to respond to that.

wich 1 fam

yeah they can
if you ask them "want me to diddle your cooch?" and they say "i don't know what that means but sure" then you're all good to go, shit you might as well have lubed her up and shoved it in already

my top head
not my penis head

Okay this is a whole new level of weird here wtf

gimme a pic of u

on second thought don't nvm

lol
i look like a white supremacist tbh

I came to the wrong party I see. :D

even my dad told me he would do 20 for 15, come on

no i didn't

no i mean my real, bald, piece of shit dad that fucked my mom

I won't reply to it.

What a fag.

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whats going on?

I got a girl to write my name on her face though.

A

REAL

GIRL

a real human bean

REEEEAAALLLL HUUUUMAANNNN BEEEEEEAN BEEEEEEAN AND A REEEEEEEEAALLLL HEEEERO HEEEERO

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Did you show your mom?
I bet she'd be real proud.

Yes

right... whots all this then

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eugh
why is eliza so fucking moe
she posted on /fa/ today
i want to stalk her more

No I like bragging and showing off though.

imgur.com/a/8nY0J

Look

...

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yes
i want to love her from a distance

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He couldn't actually love a girl up close.

CAREFUL

FUCKING KILL ME

What exactly do I have to worry about?

literally perfect

funny

she looks like my sister

its creepy

Those eyes have seem some shit.

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eliza is so perfect, i hate that bitch

get out

That .webm really needs the opening of "Sound of Silence" edited over it.

how the fuck do you know if someone has seen some shit just by looking at their eyes
they just look like eyes

lol

She has huge ass dark circles under her eyes and a thousand yard stare.

peiple are still talking about this girl wtf

no

the dark circles are hot
just looks like she's looking at the camera

?

cant even dab

FUCK JUST FUCKING KILL ME

they just look like eyes

What?

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leave this poor autistic girl alone. ;_ ;

you look like a faggot

she isn't autistic, she's fucking bitch

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I don't even talk to them.

coolguy.webm

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good

i always think it's kinda pathetic when the last joke someone can think of is to "just stare at them"

am i the only one not attracted to girls that act like they're really pretty even if they are really pretty?

Yeah I can't really talk to myself now can I?

what does acting like you're pretty mean

trash fake sleeping I LITERALLY WATCHED THEM CLOSE THEIR EYES TO FAKE SLEEP THEY COULDN'T EVEN EDIT IT OUT, IMMERSION --RUINED, FANTASY --RUINED

oh geez i didn't know you were...

doing and posting shit like this

do i act pretty dad?

Kinda wanna meet Ban irl

ah
nah i think it's fine
but i do like it when girls act like disgusting weirdos
not like, complaining about it, but saying shit like "suck my hairy asshole"

I can see you asking this to your actual dad, with the same seriousness.

exactly

holding camera close to your face to show it off, doing that fake shy smile

"teeheehee I'm so shy, oh no it's a camera~"

gag

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yeah 100% you got me

I am

lick on my taint

fucking fairy

say

hehe :3 oh, this is recording? oopsies! ^.^

I could see myself drinking a nice tall glass of ale out on the lake while fishing with you

Yo but who the fuck is Dad tho?

my dad

Some guy that showed up and kept posting caps from 2013.
Old poster. Does the whole "teehee guess who am i anonymous" thing.

Oh, okay then

What a hero

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hi im dad just started posting today

Hilarious dude

im actually kanra

@user_sama

show me

dang...

ty, ty

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thx man

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You just relinked the one from earlier.
Fucking turd.

Any time, I love to give new posters a little boost you know

si....

no, hell no

we coo breh, lets drank

: (

How many times are you gonna ask to see his wiener?

riiiight... here ya go

Oh god what the fuck.
I am genuinely disturbed and simultaneously laughing.
I feel I'm gonna have nightmares about this.

that was my cum rag btw...

deal with it.

all while completely sober i might add

i always dreamed of being affirmed on the interwebs

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dope

You've never been affirmed on the interwebs before? You should really work on your image then

yes

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Oh so pretty
and witty
and GAY!!

AND I PITY; ANY GAL WHO ISN'T ME TODAY

am i eFamous yet? lol
candyasses

i didnt have a wig or skirt... :/

wut

fgt...

Should I be more like senpai?

kekekekeke

Depends on who senpai is. If it's me then yes, by all means do. I am flawless, after all

A bit

iknorite

gotta get some flip flops then

that seems like an awful pick for you

nomnom

Make sure they're top quality CVS women's flip-flops

These are the only kind I endorse

You would wear women's shoes, you fucking fruit.

They were cheap, they fit, and I wasn't about to go running around LA barefoot anymore

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I'm sure you bought some matching Vagisil soup and Secret deodorant.

DO THIS DO THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=P9y7OiVpCls

Haben sie gehort das Deutsche Band
Mit a bang
Mit a boom
Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom

nigger faggot

oops

nigger faggot

I only spread Vagisil on my sandwiches, you cretin

Niggers tongue my anus and whatnot to you as well

You wear literally nigger shoes.

Tsuchi really is a nigger faggot.

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You literally get fuck by literal niggers.

Wow that language is unusual coming from you

one out of the 5 pairs of shoes I own are timberlands.

HEY THATS MY THING

nigger faggot

Literally a nigger.

Someone else shows your penchant for wanting to make half monkey hybrids.

They're more racist and homophobic than I am.

hey yea wow... so what happens if i bang them?

your mind = blown

And that may be true, but THEY don't express it much

You will always pale in comparison to the literal feet long black dinguses that have come before you.

Are you kidding me?
They're racist all the fucking time.

Sama

I got loot

hehe

I honestly don't pay that much attention to Smiles

You don't understand what he's saying?

Shut up or I'll be the one to mouth fuck you.

I like to have fun every so often, and I definitely enjoy doing it at tsuchi's expense.
He does belong to me after all.

Oh hey you made it back home

Good

;)

You should make him do embarrassing stuff since you own him

Don't believe him.
He's just mad because I told him he isn't allowed to yell "currynigger" in public anymore.
Nearly got his ass kicked during the 4th.

It's like we're meant to do nothing but continue this perpetual cycle of drunken abuse.

post das loot ja

YEET

its comin

say, how did it smell in that crackhead's home?

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jetzt jetzt jetzt

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I kicked in his leg and slammed him to the side of his SUV. The traffic cop showed up like two seconds later.
Said traffic cop WHO MOTIONED ME TO CROSS BEFORE HE STARTED HONKING LIKE A FUCKING PUNJABI.

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He actually yelled that shit in public? I mean, I can't judge that much because I yelled niggers out the window while drunk in a shady neighborhood but still

I still don't really understand this

Like a crackhead's home

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super gay, squad

yea grom how was the fakku booth?

I'm not abusive to my cuddle buddy.
It doesn't do me any good to cause distrust.

YOU GOT DRUNK AND STARTED A FIGHT IN PUBLIC WITH SOME PAJEET
STOP ACTING LIKE A BIG STRONG MAN WHEN IT COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY BEEN YOU ON THE GROUND. YOU FUCKING BAKA.

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Wow way to be a pussy

I met the creator

last one for now

neat... was he a cool guy? what heppened. i need deets

what no onahole... pft

Hey, fuck you. I was feeling fairly decent and in a great mood so I was ACTUALLY LESS ABRASIVE THAN I NORMAL AM IN THAT SITUATION.

You're welcome for that shirt

Why is this thread so cringe and interesting at the same time?

but yeah
I learned a lot about how fakku changed from scanlations to direct publishing
met some of the artists too

and the espeon

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right on...

so i take it you havent slept

Why?

still kinda jelly of the sempai hat...

ene got one

It's funny how the Gengar stuff I got shits on Espeon in game

YES I KNOW YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT FUCKING THE POKEMON AND NOT BATTLING THEM

You weren't there so

lol...

nope

p much yeah
he was a bit vulgar and in his early 30s but what do you expect from the creator of such a site

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What should I do to abuse him then?!

I'm so proud of you for not being even worse than you already were.
What a fucking achievement. Remind me to make note of it on our refrigerator when we get home. I want the whole house to know how well behaved and exemplary you were on the 4th of July.

The time of day.

kinda how i expected you to describe him...

Either come or don't bitch yo

You know better than I.

OH SHOULD I JUST MENTION WHAT YOU BECOME WHEN YOU DRINK EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF ALCOHOL?

dat poopy

it was part of the panel?

a lot of nice previews though

I am so glad I don't have anyone in my life to subject me to this sort of abuse. CHRIST, woman.

:T
Next year for sure

w
e
w

WHY

...fuck now im definitely not going

D O I T

At least I'm not some xenophone that fighters the foreigners after a couple drinks and some pretty colors in the sky.
Very 'Murica of you.

Anything I could possibly do would make him hate himself.

this one for archives

GOOD, kind of creepy hanging out with people HALF YOUR AGE, sama.

:^)

And this is bad?

fuck now im definitely going just to spite you

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Oh please, Lenko.
I treat you with the utmost respect. I just gotta take out the spray bottle when the dog starts to misbehave is all.

Papi daki was the lewdest though

I would totally hang out with Sama at the next AX

He's like the thread Dad

I am biting my tongue.
I don't want to destroy what little image people have of you.

All according to keikaku.

GRIM NO.

You read what I said right? Duh. Also appreciate that very much and will let you know more often. How goes it?

coolest rei

I would expect him to do 12 lines of coke honestly

god i cant wait for next year so i can do coke with grim... by then his habit will be out of control

shut the fuck up beatrice best girl

clownpiece ft guest hestia

SAME

whaat? how do you know what a crackhead's home smells like?

just as planned

GET SOME DECENT SOCKS YOU FUCKING GRANDPA.

glad we could come together on this... go team. LETS DO COKE!

new

new

new

new

I probably should never do coke

Caffeine pills are enough to fuck me up, uppers like that are no

Nigga because I've been in one

I wear gold toe
goml

this was the best in-character cosplayer

I'm not a monster.
I don't want him killing himself.

People like me more than you at least~
I don't get into random fights with "curryniggers"

How have you been, love? Haven't heard from you in a bit.

Yo you'll do lines with me right? :^)

It's a non habit forming RUSH for me.

He won't kill himself, he loves himself too much

AT LEAST LUKE CAN WEAR ANKLE LEVEL OR NO SHOW SOCKS. NERD.

Pretty good to be honest. I made a huge move and drove 1900 miles east. Currently paying off a small chunk of debt and living life. Still haven't seen my old friends here yet but I will on Sunday. Also I rekt my back during the move and I'm almost back to 100%.

Julie baka.

And a single drop of alcohol turns you into a literal semen demon I have to keep off of me with a taser.

That usually isn't a bad thing though.

Imagine fucking a moth the size of a woman