Don't you guys miss console and board tans? Actually, let's have a console-tan thread right now!

Well Switch-chan is a dog. So go figure

This isn’t cuckchan, so no.

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Just Fuck my shit up

No it didn't retard

no
PC is portrayed as a MAN
that way guys have somewhere to project themselves other than girls if they can't help but project themselves into what they see

Oh boy.

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But console-tans were one of the few fun things that bring back fond memories from the times when cuckchan wasn't so shit

I always imagine PC with Patrick Warburton's voice.

We've been having some edgy killjoys here lately. Best to just ignore them.

It's a power fantasy, not a sexual one.

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Pray for Ouya

DO NOT ACTUALLY BUY AN OUYA

It's quite simple, it lacks a multiphase-endurodrive, and instead uses a pseudo-multiphase-endurodrive, which is normally just used to remove lag if there is too many timesourced-polygons. A pseudo-multiphase-endurodrives work by using other component's unused potential, this means it is effectively given a low priority as well as lacking the raw power needed for good gaming, and most of the raw power is unordered and can not really be used. Multiphase-endurodrives are rated using in the little known Clark-Davies logarithmic rating system, the PS4's multiphase-endurodrive has a peak rating of 15.24 with a variablity of 7.34% (not including it's pseudo-multiphase-endurodrive witch would have an estimated peak of around 6 and a varibility of about 45%). The WiiU's peak rating would be at best be around 9, with an absymal variblity of around 15%, now, lets not be too harsh on the Wii U, it's pseudo-multiphase-endurodrive is quite impressive, and uses interesting technology, that if made larger would be a good supplement to a multiphase-endurodrive, but it's far from a replacement.

Nintendo chose to try this because, by cycling the unorder power it can greatly reduce power consumption, however, the same savings could be acheived by cycling used power through a series reducer. While this would make the Wii U cost more, it's lack of juice makes the Wii U not a gaming console, but a leach on the wallet of gamers. To clarify a bad multiphase-endurodrive means less complex AI and reduces the max polygons on screen, especially timesourced ones

The Toaster ones always make me smile

poor ouya

Console "tans" (even though theyre white?) Are nothing more than user generated content to shill for free

Fuck off

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Switch tan should be an Ara AND a LOLI

Nothing wrong with OC

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I hate that I bought an ouya because of these fuckign comics.
My wife called me a faggot because of it.

fucking kek

Thats pretty strong, but I don't know which one is better actually.

But just say it's for your wife's son.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's literally the physical version of Tomoko.I would be surprised if WE ever had a child

You sure about she called you JUST for that?

i love how the artist was worried people would buy ouyas

MORE T H I C C

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Are you fucking pedo, user?

TOASTER BEST TAN

i like this design

I only clicked on this thread for the porn.

I have a feeling we know each other.

Holy shit I've never seen Toaster-kun before, I love it.

Oh wow, toaster is the actual best tan.

Boy I miss having Drawfags.

I-I'm getting better user! Just you wait!

you better adopt this style if you ever draw switch-tan

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but I want my pc to have a sexy mascot as well, I dont need to project myself into it

so, you got banned from 4/v/ or something?

What the fuck, Mark.

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Hopefully he deletes YOU, shitposter.

Was your post worth responding to or worth reading?

Why did you ruin Vita Tan like that?

It said "this shit killed 4chan along" with a bateman.jpg, Mark called it "dubs abuse". Simply epic, faggot.

I thought vidya was about escapism
I'll bet you haven't even started HRT yet

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What reasons would I have to respond to your original post if you didn't get any dubs, or what did you EXPECT anyone to reply to you with?

making non "reply-worthy" posts isn't against a rule, neither is posting dubs once in a thread

Did you even read the message?

But do you think non-reply worthy posts actually contribute to or improve something?
Had Mark not deleted your post, would you've been (1) and done only to never look back at this thread again?

Poor ouya, the one tan that gives you the best experience of pity. ;_;

More. MORE!

Also don't abuse the beauty of dubs.

user, you're not seriously telling me that every attempt at so much as having sex concludes with you not being able to so much as penetrate because she prematurely squirts about ten times before she has all of her clothes off and ends up being too dried up to fuck, are you?

So? Criticizing threads is allowed and should be done, especially to porn dump threads that aren't vidya. Only giving a shit now because Marky boy starts power tripping sometimes.

Someone has to draw a picture of that getting fucked. I am intrigued by the possibilities.

>>>/reddit/

If you cum in the milfmouth, does it sorta just sorta leak down onto the lolihair?

Raus! Escape to >>>/oven/

We need more Toaster-kun

Is 'this shit is what killed 4chan' worthy thought-provoking criticism? I don't know why only now a hotpocket decided to clean threads of non-posts for once, but let me tell you, your criticism would have been ignored like dust in the wind for being absolutely boring and inconsequential like 90% of any dubsposts made on this site. I can't imagine that you'd willingly post if you knew nobody reads your posts, so if you are truly serious about what you think, then perhaps you should put some actual effort into your posts next time.

So deep and philosophical, but it doesn't matter what you think of posts you see, it matters if the rules aren't followed.

rules are made to serve the community, not the other eay around.
Holla Forums is obviously a shitposting board, get used to it.

enjoy your hair loss, beer belly, body hair, nasty man smell and unfeminine benis

deleting dubsposts is what a shitposting board does, right?

Switch-tan needs a removable dick

What's the fetish in the first image called? Where women throw themselves hard at a muscular man?

relative normalcy?

Okay but what do I look for if I want to find porn of that

Maybe it's some derivative of harem or cock_worship.

Jesus those hips

Toaster is the fucking best.

I unironically want to force him to crossdress

This is the best design, hands down.

Post more Switch-tans, you say? Well alright.

should be a witch

Wouldn't that be AYYLien Ware™ or some shit?

Is there an user that can help me with lineart/posture? Its been a while since I've drawn anything, and I'm still learning.

Quads confirm.

Post thicc vidyas!

UUGHHH THICCER

Holla Forums usually has some good drawing resources. Sorry I can't help more, but when in doubt, practice.

I remember seeing one pic which had PC dressing up as the more modern gen consoles to represent emulating, so crossdressing Toaster would be him wearing the outfits (poorly or excellently, artist's choice) of older, easier to emulate consoles like GBs, GBAs, PS2, PS1, Dreamcast, GC, SNES, etc. He could even be blushing from the extra heat generated by processing, since he's toaster-tier after all.

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Couldnt we al have both the ara loli and the dog living in the same house and the loli taking the dog on the go while the ara sits at the house and waits for us

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yes

Give me more amiga.

Talking about board-tans, where were you when we stole Holla Forums's commie cat and fucked her into becoming a capitalist?

I thought we turned her into a dutiful and loving wife. Maybe that was Holla Forums.

WE NEED A DRAWFAG IN HERE!

That sounds more like /liberty/ than Holla Forums

Be the change you want to see in the world, user. Every drawfag has to start somewhere.

Holla Forums turned her into a natsoc once.

Sorta like this? Ara bio mobile suits? :^)

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fucking hate fats

John Flynt "Wu", is that you?

Is this Steven Universe?

And fertile women don't mind the "nasty" man smell at all. A surprise that a faggot like you would.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androstadienol

-tans in general are only good for cheap fap fodder when you've exhausted all other avenues.

I identify with toaster, I ate an i3 processor.

WiiU-tan is
CUTE

All these lossless .png's

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But muh thicc. I think thicc is fucking shit.

What's even the fucking point?

Have to agree. But, wide hips are diamonds.

Wide hips are top tier shit, but you need contrast between them and the rest of the body.

try muscle -yaoi -gay
Might work.

Meh. I like wide hips, and a flat chest myself.

The dick wants what the dick wants.

Are you insinuating that wanting to self insert as the muscle man is gay user

I blame kobolds.
Still, hips are the objectively best part.

/tg/ please stay.

doodle

Gaming laptop-tan when.

cute

Never Ever.
It's just a toaster with a keyboard beard.

I was thinking, like, a yoga instuctor wearing one of those camelpacks for water, but it's green glowing battery gloop.
Not like super buff mind you but, probably above average.

Either that or angsty teen.

I am fairly certain it exists. It was a starved-looking PC, if I am correct.

This is close, this is a tablet.

it's not just them you know.

GET OUT

Get your Furfag filth out of here.

>Dog-bolds
They're just furshit, Kobolds aren't lizard people depending on what archetype you follow.
In D&D, it's lizard people, but in other settings, they are anything from hyena people to dog people.

/furry/ get out.

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Posting best board tan
and shilling my board

In the west, to my knowledge, it was never dogs.
Most western takes the lizard variant, at least in modern times. Originally, they were gnomish, or golbinoid.
You did have WoW's rat kobolds, but I don't remember dogs outside of gookshit.

Gooks are just retarded when it comes to monsters. For instance, their orcs are straight up pig people.
Not surprising from those ass-backwards shitters.

Ouya-tan reminds me too much of that spiderman comic with the young homeless girl that keeps pictures of spiderman all over her box.

I want to molest ouya-tan.

PC isnt a console, so he's not an actual console-tan.

is there pro-tan and slim-tan?

I hate autism, but I miss the autism when its gone. Is this a sign of autism?

I bet you wouldn't give her a warm meal and offer to buy her new clothes after giving her a place to stay.

Heroes of Might and Magic used hyena people.

You damned degenerates.
It'll probably be a collector's item in about 30 years

She wont need clothes where she's going.
It'll be easier to modify her without them.

I accept my fate. Last I remember, the fucking controllers were 50 dollars.

But that's lewd.

Self-correcting: HoMM used GNOLLS as hyena people.
Somehow I got the two mixed up.

Are you guys sure she's so bad?

I want to tilt n64tans cartridges and teach her to dance!

These were great. It made me actually sad for a console.
Too bad when you look at OUYA specs you realize she really is retarded.

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I wanna pump and dump Ouya-tan.

ehh they were cancerous as fuck m8

Personally I always found them quite enjoyable.

Where did the OG Xbox threads go, I need to ask them what games I should get for the console

your warranty doesn't cover 'low testosterone'

that's all I have for now
I don't know if there's some kind of drawfagbooru for this shit

I like it.

you mean this one?

Is that supposed to be Ouya-tan with him?

that's the one.

Oh shit, /tg/ was here?!
Hide the lizardwomen!

this thread is cancer

Fuck you toaster race is funny

Who's Second Image and wheres more of it?

Does anyone have the "feelsy" PC-tan comics? The one that implied that all the older console-tans are dead?

There's these two that I know of.

I sure hope not.

Nigga, /tg/ is into scaly vagina, this is a widely known fact.

That fucked me right up, thank you for this user.

I should hope fa/tg/uys have better taste than liking scalies with a head full of human hair.

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pls email [email protected]/* */ if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to lick your paws
such a big cock; why is he bottoming?

at least give the player a big one too; this isn't fucking tumblr.

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This is NOT what I want, you filthy fucking furfag.
Get out of here with your shit tastes.

That's cloaca you shitbucket.

Take it easy user, those aren't tits, they're gills and that's not hair, they are horns

they like flat chested kobolds

These sorts of shitty excuses just make it worse, quite frankly.

I prefer my lizard girls to be a bit more lizard, than these human-looking losers what tosspots try to make shitty excuses for.

Like this?

pls email [email protected]/* */ if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to lick your paws
Can't upload the second photo cuz on phone and can't resize it
But the next line is basicly saying that >mallow wants olivia to admit that her cooking is the best

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nah man
They gotta have that nice bend in them. If they don't have that, there's no point.

but this →
has human legs, you shit!

You don't see the bottom joints in that, mate. Come on.

Though, Guoh does tend to skip them on his titted variants. More reason to dislike titted lizards.

Who cares if they have tits or not? The only thing that matter is do they have big ol lizard dicks

>>>/r9k/

Only geckos clean their eyes with their tongue due to their lack of eyelids altogether, you suck at lizard anatomy.
Eublepharid geckos are actually the exception to this as they are the only family of gecko to have eyelids.

That's gay you faggot.

Man, I've been infuriated by the need for consoles to play their exclusives since the N64 days, and reading that still drew tears.

Is there any tan material acknowledging that the PS4 has basically won the console war this gen? Preferably with PC-tan and Toaster-tan looking down smugly at her?

Where's the drawfags when you need them?

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i think it could help a lot if you told that to your therapist, and if you find that maybe she cant help too much in that area, you could try with other aproaches, ive been in psychoanalysis for like 8 months now, and in the past i have had cognitive behavioural therapy too, for me, i think psychoanalysis suits me better, cause i dont like people wanting something of me, i like being contrary, so a non directive kind of therapy feels better for me

Your charts are SHIT

SHIT

That's why he's so hot.

Wouldn't XboneS-tan just be a slimmer smaller version of Xbone-tan?
Essentially, skinny, flat-chested & more loli.

Despite many duplicate image attachments ITT I didn't see these posted. May have overlooked 'em though.

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No with those feet bro

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Fucking spammers got us typing captchas per-post like the knuckle-dragging primitives of cuckchan. So archaic.

I must get her a good home with me

Keep em coming.

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I agree t b h
Old Glim needs to come back.

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Your explanation is literally "tone mapping".

Seriously, go look up what tone mapping is. It isn't what you think it is. Then you can come back and apologize to me and the other guy.

Nothing personnel, kid. ;^)

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breddy cute m8

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Hey, anyone have some ps2-tan?

Does anyone remember those PC-WiiU lewds?

My brother is way into console-tans. He was upset because cuckchan was deleting them for a while. He's kind of retarded like that, but I guess I'm retarded in a different way. Anyway, he was one of the guys who did that children's book with 2DS. I can go dig it up if anyone wants, or at least someone talking over it in a video. It took a lot of inspiration from Homestar Runner, if it wasn't obvious. I've tried to convince him to go full Strong Bad on it, but that's probably not going to happen for a while/ever.

You think U-Tan would get along with dan fortesque?

I've played it at Round 1. It's really fun but I burned a bit of bucks trying to learn how to play.

L O O M I S

She most likely would but I can't draw face for the life of me so I have no idea what kind of adventures they would go on.

anyone have an idea who the artist for the first two is? I really like this style.

If you do the second you don't need to do the first.

video games are neat

bump

This thread is cool. Have some image search spoils I found.

lies

Why do American's hate on Japanese games? It was a good presentation for Nintendo, even though Fallon is a faker.

It was bad when Conan shat on FFXV, and only Western games get good reviews on his show.

I fucking love toastie

Conan shits on or fucks around with basically every game on the show. It's kind of the point.
I'd imagine any RPG would fair particularly badly because they don't have time to invest in it.
Also, wrong thread?

Great. Our guy.

My sister bought me a Mug with his ugly mug on it for my birthday.

also I kinda want an ouya so I can mod it to do linux shit

Some tard is spamming the board with older posts. Ignore the irrelevant posts for now.

but not for 200 dollars holy fuck what were they thinking

Quite right.

If you just want a little Linux box you could get an Odroid C2 or something. It's much cheaper, faster and there are linux distros for it that make it boot straight into Retroarch for emulating vidya.

In UMvC3 Hulk without assists has a very hard time against any character who deals more than one hit with his projectile (Deadpool, Iron Man, Doom of course, even Strider Hiryu with his bombs)

That box is $4k

noice

thank you user
currently I have 3 C.H.I.P. computers which cost 9 dollars without attachments and I'm working on getting one of them to play SNES
If that doesn't pan out I'll try the odroid

requesting that comic where toaster-tan defeats pc-tan using techniques from toaster-friendly games like devil may cry.

fucking burgers have been ruining videogames for at least 30 years

it makes sense when you realize their dragons look more like dogs

Our controllers don't look as nice but are way more comfy and functional

I'm sorry I haven't made a guide for dosbox like I promised

One last downpour before I sleep.

Where's the gonk that represents ASCII games with amazing depth?

Trying to make some OC here.
Anyone got more / different stuff on Atari 2600?

The one at is eh. Its a bit hard to see what essentially used to look like a wooden finish living room family / kids appliance as an eighties glam punk rocker.

Is their a PC-tan with the newest hardware (Bodybuilder) vs. Functional Strength PC-tan (hardware with all of the bugs ironed out)?

I would really appreciate some more ps2-tan images

You could make the Atari 2600 be a nude milf in a wooden barrel.

.. if I needed an Atari Chinese Knockoff tan, I'd totally go with that.

I wish they looked more mechanical, but that would defeat the idea of tans, wouldn't it?

If you want an actual idea for a proper Atari 2600-tan, you could try this.
2600-tan could be a teen girl with freckles and her clothes would be a dress in the style of the Atari logo.

And maybe her shoes could be made out of wood.

In most pictures that seems to be the case

I wouldn't mind more of those. They are actually kinda cute.

the first D&D kobolds were (scaly?) dog men, thats what the japanese kobolds are based on

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i merely tried to explain why jap kobolds are dogs

I'm considering getting a PS4.
Is it worth it ?
Wondering what worthwhile games it has.

I merely voiced my opinion on scaly dog men.

Somebody really needs to resurrect this:
archive.is/pAXgi

Maybe next year when neir 2, ace combat7, and the 2 yakuza games are released.

Probably one or two I'm missing. It has a handful of solid games, but the rest are standard AAA stuff.

But that's also coming to PC.

I forgot about that.

WHY?

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It isn't going anywhere. Don't feel like you have to get one now. Get it when you can name around 10 games you feel will give you lots of replayability.
Also remember that you have to pay for online now. It's a big deal to people with multiple consoles on rotation, but if PS4 is the only thing you'll play you might find it worth it.
Best you can do is wait until the PS4 Pro goes down in price then buy whatever version you want used.

they're just undead snifits

If you want to set lots of traps, then play the Deception series.

those designs are all fucking terrible.

I dunno, Mac is pretty cute.

EH SUGOI DESNE

iie, korewa omoshiroi desu.

How are you enjoying your first day on Holla Forums?

PARKER!
I thought I told you to get out there and get pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man! Robbing banks and raping girls!

is newfags calling others newfags a new meme?

You just responded to the spambot I think.

fugg

We need an Arcade Cabinet-Tan
>Autistic levels of "What do you mean other game?"
>Thicc

Suave and even more greedy Pachinko brother-in-law, looking like some Lav Vegas playboy or a cocky asian businessman

twincest is the best

You could be more specific and go for different tans for different types of arcade units.
CPS1: Capcom's attempt at an arcade console. You no longer had to make new boards for new arcade games, just stick the cart in.
CPS2: Better version of the CPS1. Had a dead man's switch that would erase all ROM data if a battery was removed, and was only cracked 100% this year.
Neo Geo MVS: SNK's arcade console. Swappable art, support for multiple carts picked at boot. Home equivalent is the expensive Neo Geo AES
Lightgun game unit: No idea about the tech behind them but a HoTD/Time Crisis style arcade cab.

I'm horrible at coming up with caricatures of things but there's a lot to work with.

Yeah, though she seems more like a classic-era Mac, the modern era might better be represented by iMac-tan.

The main flaw is a galling lack of PC-tans in general, and the ones that are there seem bland like Amiga (though perhaps that's for the best, otherwise it would probably be ratfucker's waifu). Maybe the joke is that PC is so huge because he's the fusion of all the dead platforms from the '80s PC wars and '90s OS wars?

NEO・GEO-tan in the chart at the top of the thread is pretty good, a classy ojou-sama with expensive tastes.

are you me?

More unique items that don't use the same skin as the default item. Just a little pet peeve for my autism

You know what we need? Slav Toaster. That would be swell.

Or rat people, like in Warcraft

Pharah's dad is worth playing as.

What about if it gets a mainline Animal Crossing?

Honestly, I always thought PC being a male is a consequence of its put-togetherness.

Like. All tans are girls because they are consumer products. Attractive sells, and you make products attractive, and girls are more attractive than men nine out of ten (also sex sells, etc.) So they are Designed girls.

A PC is what you make of it. It could be a faceless, sleek, rigid-piping water-cooled PC woman. But more often a game machine outside the showroom is either the bulky, dust-filtered, air-cooled, huge-GPU, clocked-CPU machine you have on your desk; or a toaster.

Additionally. A male tan like PC tan is classically attractive, but he is big, intimidating (how many people you know are intimidated by their PCs? How many old parents and young kids prefer their cellphones to a desktop? Show of hands) brutish but gentle, with the back it needs to carry the insanity of megatexturing in 4K.

fuck off you falseflagging prick, you've been samefagging this shitty thread for fucking hours now

It pretty much feels like shit to be anyone who cares about politics, unless you're far right, in which you're in for a rude awakening when SJWs double down on their shit to get back at you for Trump, by forcing their identity politics bullshit into every facet of your life, and denying you basic services because of your political beliefs.

Of course, following politics is the most plebian of plebian interests.

hanzo is at such a huge disadvantage in that game mode, it's fucking silly

I knew immediately what that spoiler would contain. No wonder if your diet consists solely of quarter pounders :^)

I know I'm at risk of sounding like some tumblr faggot here, but still
PC ISN'T male, technically. PC is androgynous. He has no defining features aside from being muscular, and muscularity is seen as a masculine thing, which is why musclegirls are seen as unattractive by the majority of people who thus have shit taste.

You're getting worked up over an obvious bait meme you stupid fucking cunt

Now I'm getting worked up over you getting worked up, look at what you've done

you should just go back to whatever hole you came from you professional semen devourer.

Replace Mario with a random nog whos chasing mario, does that sound good?

How about we replace zelda with some random shitskin trying to save the princess

The US version goes for $150+.

You didn't get the Monkey bullet?

Memorable, yes. But I wouldn't call it very good, or at least up to the series standard. The game itself is great though.

It still has a compass that points exactly where you need to go, though.

Yeah me and some mates play almost every weekend and find games pretty quick

A lot of games have "ambition"
Jurassic Park Trespasser had "ambition"
Sonic 06 had "ambition"
Enter the Matrix had "ambition"
It doesn't mean any of those are good games.
The obsession with simulationist design kills this game, it tried to be some kind of Jack of All Trades, but it fails at every single level.

That is a pretty short list

I'm emulating a 2006 version of WoW.

It's not even about racing. It's more like a brawler.

No one likes your friend's shitty vampire cartoon.

Mass Effect 1 I guess was the last one.

Many difficult to explain papercuts were made.

Yet he respects people like Raiden who rose above the odds and was even able to kill him. Armstrong is stupid, but he's not a hypocrite.

In addition to enchanted items being literally worthless, what I also hate is that basically the base value of an item also determines its enchantment capacity. Wanna make a plain-looking beggar whose robe happens to be the source of his magical power? Can't. It's too cheap. You can only use the slightly more expensive luxury robe, and it only holds slightly more magic, and nowhere near enough to make constant effect enchantments.

Goddamit that second one

Try again

this is a way better siwtch tan than the loli inside a milf shit.

Maybe its just my thing for detachable cybernetics.

While I agree it's primarily because I'm thinking with my dick. Ara/ loli switch just makes more sense.