You guise asre slow

you guise asre slow

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Hail Lord Satan~

idkkkk they say he is not very nice

AW YISS

bronze here we come

Lord Satan is very nice!

When do you get sliver?

silver 4 at the momentttt

FUG

Yeah I'm fat

aahahhaa

Nice job
One whole person carea

god dammit

Neru ops are nice tho

It's a cruel act

Zero idea I am rather tired lol

Having a pleasant day?

Its Texas
you were ALWAYS gonna fail

What are you on today?

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i still love you erin

go sleep

♥

nuffin

you?

i love you too mugen

♥

I think you're lying
Reread your posts again

im going to go play video games

I ♥ that image too.

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I feel cold and sleepy

wellll at least that is being consistent rather than selectively picking the science you like

If this place truly means nothing to me,
and I'm being honest about my opinions and feelings,

and I can admit the nostalgia and habit that keeps me coming back;
the daily motion of hitting 'a' in the search bar and clicking on 8ch.net/animus/index.html,

then I can make this my last post,
and leave knowing deep down this is the right thing to do.

no more coming back as user.
no more filling up on the empty carbs.

I don't regret having met any of you. I've learned and laughed, enjoyed your cleverness and wit. The connection I had with this place extends beyond the mere (You)s I've given or received.

Maybe in the end I'll come to realize this place was so much more than I see it now, but for the time being and the foreseeable future, I bid Holla Forums and the colourful characters that make it up a fond farewell.

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I recapped all lisbeth nopw and have 10,000 caps to sort through

See you next week kanra

what are you talking about

💖

My computer has made my room pretty toasty for the night, maybe you should do the same.

@baka the one I made last night

@nezi wanna yiff

Ur still cute tho

OH
THAT
I told you I'm not in the mood!

You should work out more, nobody wants a fatty(except virgin neckbeards who're forced to lower their standards until they get to you)

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get out

stop it~

butI like being cold

Upvote

i might just

KANRA JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Faggot

no

no

ok

Scooter, how do you muster the attention span to do that? I couldn't!

If I say ur cute

Ur cute

Nigga

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ty guys for making this easier ♥

I WILL

toothbrush and bedwoosh

nanas

dream a good dream

you're suffocating me. i love it

OH MY WORD JUST GO

OUT

NOW

DO IT AND DO IT FUCKING RIGHT

SHIET

I motion to permaban everyone who says they're quitting forever.

So there's no more of this quitting forever for a week shit.

Erin post butt

Good luck my child

you are a dream come true

ik steun dit

A weekend off well spent.
Its just like watching a film....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY slowly.

adorable as fuck

Take care of yourself Sebs

I could do this but bebop might get mad

Like half the current posters would be banned.

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:3

just wanna be with you

i'll try. goodnight

Tsuchi if you hate me so much why do you read all my posts and talk to me anonymously?

too many people would be in it lmao

OOOOOOO

Nigga, I'm not you.
I don't go user just to talk about myself and say "xD bc is a psycho girl xD".
Have your stalker check IDs.

Don't forget to floss!

I watched Blade Runner a few nights ago and realized I have the cut that RUINS one of the pivotal scenes with a voice-over. I hear it's corrected in the Anniversary Cut, so I'm going to have to get my hands on that.

Fine
Erin post anus

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But then she'd have to post her nutsack

The one weakness to a tranny is her nutsack

I'm going to quit forever for a couple hours while I play some vidya.

To be fair,
if they really quit forever, then the wouldn't need to be banned.

LET THE FIRES OF RETRIBUTION PURGE THE SCUM.

Your dmg ctrl won't save you now, but I'm glad you finally have enough balls to put a name on

That's not even funny... You have no idea how much I've missed you

Niiight nerd

Okay I'll just pick a few to single out :^) laters beepboopbopper

I'd purge your throat with something in my, oh yeah I need sleep laters rin

I may have that version... I am not sure which mine is again... We ought to stream it sometime. When we are both free with internet time to slack and get Za

Implying that is any problem for me at all

be careful of sids

I am, but games like Overwatch where there's a lot going on are hard for me because I'm ADD so I get distracted and caught up by everything and can't focus on what I'm doing :u

simple fps shooters are ez for me

post them :3

does that mean erp??? .///.

You post from the same ID all day.
So every user post you make talking about yourself is pretty fucking obvious.
Same as when you say you're posting from school and it's the same ID.
You're fucking retarded.

Maybe it's because you're from such a cold place or something. I dislike it.

Haven't you been caught going user a few times now? lmao

have a good one

Well it does but I was meaning more along the lines of railing me in a fursuit

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Oh no.
It's retarded.

That is anubus, not anus.

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ah, im just bad at multiplayer games

im fine with lots going on, im just too slow

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close enough

You're not even a mod and you can't see IDs. Stop pulling stuff out of your ass and lay off the meth, please?

I

No one can keep up with my speed though.

Both are death

ey

yes

hey

♪ I'm getting squishy squishy squishy with the fishy fishy fishies♫

Funnnn. I hate that my version dubs in Gaff's line about Rachel when Deckard finds the unicorn origami in the hallway. It just destroys the whole thing.

can't we just cuddle?

:u

that's okay, games are meant for fun ^^

d'awwww....what a cutie

Tim Wonnacott is no longer the bargain hunt presenter

oh no

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Jk bye I'm getting on a plane

Ask a mod for IDs.
They will all give them to you and they have in the entire history of this place or the other board.

rip in bargains

like perfection girl

Urgh, and the whole argument about that, the meta shit, has kinda made me annoyed ever since. BUT. Still one of the finest movies of the ages.

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WHAT

oh he didn't died

he's just not the presenter any more

Goodnight.

oh.
lol.

✈❤

Ax is actually over
😞

Thank fuck

there's always next year, senpai

It's gonna be 5 days next year

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how many was it this years?

It's scientific name is actually "adorabilis". ♥

I hadn't watched it in years (the DVD was still shrink-wrapped), and I found I had a much deeper appreciation for the physical performances of everyone involved. Like in Fury Road, soooooo much was conveyed by body language, and that makes the voice-over all the more terrible. It undermines Harrison Ford's expression during that scene.

Bebop knows I have two IPs one from my phone and the other from my home. ask em

4

Anytime you're "on a flip phone", you're still posting from the same connection.
When you're "at school", you were on the same ID.
Etc.
Etc.

I get what you mean. Man I love rewatching things after not seeing them for ages... Because its like watching through semi new eyes. And you pick up some nuances you'd missed before.
It trully was a defining movie for its time, considering the big movies that surrounded it were probably steroided action flicks and Romance teenie bopper movies

theres always next year (maybe) grimmu

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There he goes

I'm about to cry

Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.

Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.

The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.

As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.

But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"

Please don't call me by that name, sci

They're both completely different IPs lmao

Now I know you're bullshitting

lost there

You're just fucking retarded.

And you're fucking ugly

Woe is me, being judged by a grown man who pretends to be an underage girl.

i'm awake now

test

Holy crap, Scoot! Look at what it was up against!

There you go pulling stuff out of your butt again.

Don't you get bored of doing that?

why

too soon

Good morning.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! All that vintage!!!!

FINALLY.

I've explained this to you before.

Oh, right.
Because you're totally an underage girl that has posted all day, everyday for years now while doing nothing but roleplaying "*sniffs*" to every girl or "girl" that posts while hounding them for pics as "proof their not Haikus/Alice".

I guarantee you there are dozens of people out there who chose to see Megaforce over Blade Runner and have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Megaforce is fun, though. Great cheese.

Why.
Just...why.

aah. nobody knows their memes any more. kids.

You really do have your head in your ass. Why is it that you recently keep going back to that one name with everyone? lmfao

Don't answer that. I'm gonna play a game

He must feel extra insecure when he's drinking.

You can tell he's drinking when he posts le cool Rick and Morty grandpa. He wants to feel like a smart and funny cartoon character rather than a worthless piece of shit.

I guess some people missed Animal House.

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Patience, my froggy brother. Some day, it will be THEY who scream!

bye grim ❤

you can feel MORE insecure than tsuchi does on an average day?

if you have i don't remember

It sucks. Bloody lamers.

But yeah, thats like opting for canned cheese when offered brie
But eh, like you say, their decision. Their horror story.
OH! what was the number one movie in your week of birth!?
Mine was Nightmare on Elm Street 4

i wish

thanks

think imma eat a nice McWrap today.

What if we already scream a lot?

I made the mistake of watching anything on the Encore channels once and it was that.
It was pure torture.

wow

There are possibilities unexplored here.

eww

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I guess I'll go get a haircut or something.

gb kaybe

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Kirk and Spock go back in time to kidnap two whales so they can tell a giant space whale to leave Earth alone.

Neat.

See, THAT would have been a tough choice for me. Both great movies. Blade Runner may have more substance, but The Thing has Kurt Russel setting monsters on fire, so...

Frog justice or no justice!

Depends. Have you wronged any frogs?

I would ask why you didn't just change the channel, but I've watched so many awful movies just because.

Buzz cut.
Just because it's the worst possible haircut short of like, metal hair or a toupe.

Okaaay you must be on something really strong to come up with something like that, you really need to lay off the meth, dude

I think he might be high or something... .

I woke up with a headache and put an ice pack on my head and somehow ended on the El Rey channel with the super shitty 2000s Twilight Zone playing and it was the goddamn one with Jessica Simpson.
I couldn't look away.
Also, the remote fell between the bed and the headboard.

Well. Had you not known what was what... which would you have chosen at face value?

smash the system

Nah. I'll just ask Lexi and Smiles who have both talked about you doing it.
But hey, everyone's lying but the guy pretending to be 15.

leave tsuchi alone guys...

Well, I won't repeat myself.

Cool.
I had spinach and mushroom omelette with goat cheese. Was pretty amazing

Meth would explain a lot.

The general rule is that you don't reuse the same insult in the same session unless you're making a combo

You suck at this bc

so i have no real reason not to call you grimmu

I thought I taught em better

sup fagz

I think the meth thing is really just a good theory.

hi

ZOMG HAI

Whoa.
Homophobia is not allowed here.

spinach sounds nice
i like spinach pizza

whats up

whose being homophobic?

...now give us a kissie wissie

HEYHEYHEY YEA
HEYHEY YEA
WHATS GOING ON

Yes, you go talk to them

You're so weird lol

sai?

He said I hound female posters for pics lmao

Everyone knows I only hound male posters

I'm not trying to insult Tsuchi... I think he really needs help..

I wasn't ready sempaii

Don't make it gay, Sama.
You're not drunk enough to blame it on that.
And I'm eating a pot pie so it's literally impossible to be homosexual and eat a pot pie.

u ok?

I mean. If you want me to stop talking to you, sure.

yes hello

okay i'll stop but i don't know why you're being so stubborn

Yes, because "weird" in the eyes of a dude pretending to be an underage girl really is a bad thing.

NOW whose being homophobic?

lol
so yea thngs and stuff. just waking up, due in for work 5 hours ish

...ask one dude for a little smoochie poo and its gay.

have you still not sobered up from last night or something or what's going on here?

Clean house [/]
Clean toilet [/]
Get sleeping pills off neighbours [/]
Take an obscene amount of drugs and drink last remaining cans with said neighbours [/]

He hounds the female posters enough (well, the posters he's brave enough to believe are females) to know of every little time you might have asked them for pics at one point.

But it still could just be pure bullshit, anyway, knowing him.

Go suck a nigger dick, shitlord.
Homophobic and racist.

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gay.

i literally havent drank in like (almost) 2 weeks...

kissing other men isn't gay

Did you have a nice fap, love?

Lol step away from the computer and wash your face with cold water, you're losing your mind

no u

see.... THE FAG gets it!

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No, it's just a European thing.
Like pastries.

On prostate messages.

then why are you posting like that

how big is your sister's place?

kekekeke

Omg you're right, I remember when Kanra was posting as Satomi and Tsuchi kept begging him for pics and vocaroos lmao

I must have lost it to have even talked to your autism.

Or*

Well fuck.
Plus I got a 13 yr old babby pestering me to play BL2 and being an edgelord.

Should've stayed with my neighbors.

It's uh... it's pretty good, she thinking about moving to a bigger house though

Just respect your friend's wishes. It's that simple. Sometimes you won't know the reason. That's okay.

like what?

....this is the way i ALWAYS post

I never asked Satomi for anything.
Even in private. Because I assumed it was Rose.

You really like resorting to personal attacks, huh? I bet that makes you feel like a big man

oh maybe that'll be interesting.

curiosity

drunkenly?

No you assumed it was me, stop lying

i aint drunk nigga

Yeah, because you totally don't do that either.

They posted vocaroos in thread to TP's suggestion and had a thick British accent.
I assumed it was a British poster.

You're changing so much in your later years.
It's sometime passed noon. Why not?

She wants more land... I don't know for what... she's greedy

If I live there I'm totally buying a black baby goat

have to work later, need to an adult

Were you working the same job in the previous years or what?
You used to be a night owl since you were just getting off work.

lol how old is your sister tho

No Tsuchi I'm not trying to insult you, I'm trying to make you realize your drug addiction. You have a problem and you need up

You're hallucinating things about me for God's sake

There was a time when a female poster didn't want to talk to you because you kept hounding them for pictures, I don't name names because she told me not to. You really need help

yeees.... same job
*hohum reaction fais

ive been on night shift... ending at 1 or 2 most times

30-something, I always forget

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Snake Roy, for the Mega Duck and the Cougar Boy (same console named for different regions)

The one good thing about that channel is all the great/cheesy old kung-fu movies they play.

Oh, and Godzilla! They play a few of those sometimes.

I just watched both original theatrical trailers, and I THINK I would have chosen Blade Runner. Some of the cooler effects and beautiful shots were on display. But then again, I probably would have had a crush on Kurt Russel, so it would have been a tough call.

Ribbit to pieces!

is she hot?

Yes.... yes she is................ but she's not a very nice person...

oh look its sabs, hey sabs

that's pretty uh
kawaii
whatre you gonna name em?

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Damn actually rather concise reasons.
Hm.
I probably woulda chosen the thing tbh... on face value
but bladerunner is betterest

I have literally seen conversations from the two people's whose names I directly posted at you where you'd open a conversation with some sexual action in *emote brackets* followed by asking for pics. It's not even a matter that I can even think someone was lying over for god knows why since it was a cap of the conversation in its entirety.
I would post the next one but she removed you at someone else's behest.

That kind of sucks.
You manage a substation, right?

They're having a young Jackie Chan marathon I set my cable box to remind me about.
Because fuck yeah.

Oh I don't know... I might go full Hispanic and name it after a food... Like "Cupcake" or "Muffin"

dat webm...

its iike the energiser bunny with the batteries in backwards
it keeps cumming and cumming.

a division... 15 states. great lakes region

Hi!

Did you mean to link that?

Cool! Thanks for the heads-up. Jackie's the closest thing to a modern-day Buster Keaton we have.

you two experiment on each other?

soup

Are you talking about Lexi and Smiles? I don't cyber girls lmao

Omg you're fucked up! What are you drinking? I want some

Post the caps, I want to laugh

wrong gif lol

thats real neat

No comment

I thought you were physically located in the US south now?

It's like, the enjoyable kind of shitty movie.
Like that 70s movie where they find the Nazi shipment of opium while snorkeling.

The eye pinning reminds me of birds. 2cute

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hot. tell me more

I hope it doesn't break anything in her house... she'll kill me...

-sighs- I want one with big horns

You pretty much constantly tried to.
It's cool. I get it. You have to publicly say you're not into girls just so all the dudes that still think you're an underage girl will keep giving whatever little attention that is.

i am... a dude cant manage a region from a centralized location?

lol glad i accidentally posted it then

no!

I'm just wrapping some stuff up so I can bail out of work early.

It made me laugh, so maybe it was the right gif.

Woah. I don't remember that one.

Post the caps

thats like molestation dude

maybe get a smaller pet?

Yeah but NOTHING CLOSE TO THE SOUTH IS IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION.

girls can't be bi now?

~

nowai, I want something I can play with

Found it.

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get a boston terrier

aint nuthing wrong with that nigga.

i wish i had moar miku flipping people off

so?

nice trips

Post birdos

nice get

And no thank you... I'm so over dogs lol

D:

shes underaged.. thats like
a crime
how is that hot

Ooh, I thought you were talking about a Jackie Chan movie.

Sho'nuff! I just have a few things to put bows on and I should be all set. Heh heh heh. How's your day so far?

Loneliness sucks.

such a classic

The same way as if everyone involved is legal.
Duh.

see

I'd rather just get them to post publicly and state it.
But they're still at work.

Oh right.
Because you totally believe his a 15 year old girl, Bebop.

you wont get tired of a boston!

just getting started really... got mah coffee
woke up like an hour ago

ngl still a quarter chub from that scene.

The movie was eh.

a movie can be terrible and still be a classic... think "night of the living dead" for example

They have phones don't be afraid to call them

Do they bite :/

It's funny how Tsuchi tends to follow this same pattern of bullshitting.

Lexi has lurked this thread and is capable of posting.

theyre not known for it

i invited to no avail... lol

Big Trouble in Little China

Did ya party too hard on the 4th?

I don't think I've ever watched it.

Doesn't mean she wants to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, I know.
Everything about that movie is mediocre but it just goes in memory for that scene.

You know people actually work at work unlike you "going to school" and posting the entire time, from the same connection.

Yeah

at least its raining here

Back.
Playing videogames with edgy shotas is FUCKING ANNOYING

Watch it.
I has all the hallmarks of the 70s delivered with wonderful overacting.

I have to deal with a crying toddler and low battery, lol

I want whatever Tsuchi is smoking, I want to get fucked up

Aww... I want a dog that bites :/

Grim posts from his phone when he's at work all the time and you do too

That guy's mustache was the first clue.

become a patient caring parent

Big Trouble in Little China was EPICally terrible

no i didnt, worked last night... got to see fireworks from office windows

yep :/

B movie at best... but boobs so its all good

I never post on a phone and I "work" from home so no.

Why even live?

Just buy "hair tonic".
Totally not a snake oil pitch.

Lol.
No. Because it's someone else's. Not my business. I moved to a charging station though

Didn't you say you work in construction in someone's office cuz you got a job pushing papers all day and yelling at people?

Now you work from home?

I'll try weed someday... just you wait... >.>

No kiss? :c

huh?

9 mil is not alot by todays standard.
besides rottoon tomoatos only gives it a 60

Almost everything related to the job is done via a company phone or laptop they gave me.

yes they did

oh so there's nothing to deal with...
i didn't know your situation

any plans tomorrow night?

I'm just deflecting so no one suspects me.

I was just going to shave a golden retriever and glue the fur to my face.

That's good. I think next year I'm going to learn how to say "no" so I can go enjoy some fireworks too.

=T^T=

Luka always seems so innocent. I bet deep down inside they're hiding something from all of us..

Fuck, forgot to red text again.

I'm in the airport nigga

Blonde people don't have blonde beards.
It's like some shitty near brown, blondish color.

heh... they were both at their moms so i got pics and video of it.

so just moving into this town they didnt have a localized display like one would it expect. it was more like smaller private displays... and lots of em. it really covered the entire horizon for like 2 hours

where do i find this hat?

Do you have to go through extra security steps?
Legitimately curious.

Trying to save my soul and image? How sweet. Or are you trying to come across all innocent? You arent innocent? Dun dun dun

Hey squishy

nevermind... i found it

:)

dont worry, i'm harmless~

I always have to. No clue why :^)

tfw easy days at work

All of these Ghostbuster themed commercials for shit just make me hate that movie even more.

I'm going to fashion a ZZ Top-style beard.

Kinda miss living in the country and setting off giant, illegal fireworks.

One year, my mom lit one and accidentally knocked it over as she was running away. It was amazing. We were all running for cover and I hid behind a tractor with my cousin. Redneck rager.

;D

Probably because you're the most likely to shoot up a plane.

Anime expo 2016

Or google

This year I just got patted down from NYC to LA. Took like 10s

I'll meat you in a shack outside La Grange.

Is that even a thing?

No but I'm serious, ever since 9/11 happened I've always been looked at more than everyone else I fly with. I even remember the first time it was a thing, everybody who was around was bitching about it.

That was honestly a typo and not a shitty attempt at an innuendo.

Feelsgood

Uhuh sure it is.

Anyway did you see the caps? Did you save them? You save everything else

Tmrw night... I'm watching Supernatural, how about you?

Definitely plotting something

we set fire to some grass one year doing that... lol

see

For some reason, this seems shocking.

I'm actually Satan

Post link

I don't save anything that I don't make shitty mspaint edits of.

I'll never tell about the Clown sundae incident.

I don't believe bebop honestly

lmgtfy.com/?q=senpai hat

You'd doubt the word of a Navy Seal?

That's not the same one I'm wearing

o///////o;

I'm pretty sure you would have saved something as juicy as that

Come Tsuchi I know you have the caps

Prove your honestly

Everything else honestly seems completely normalthey made me pour it out lmao

I mean the one time I didn't get searched was when I was flying back in the US from Italy. It was funny too because I had all the shit I needed to make a bomb right there too and didn't even realize it.
Who let's someone take a dozen lighters in? wtf

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Did he actually claim to be a seal

im kinda feelin
"kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets"

and i dont want YOUR hat... be like wearing the same shirt or something. not gonna be THAT guy

in every way but physical

i am a seal

It's a play on me loving the military so much and him saying I play GI Joe in my house

I have a snapback

Gl finding a nice one

In every world but reality

I am a underage girl

[blood chans externally]

Ioco irl

meh im ok with it... besides it aint for wearin' its for lookin'

*clubs*

what a sexy bastard

OH LOOK AT THIS AN ASIAN MAN CLUBBING A SEAL

WHODATHUNKEDIT

You'll always be a sea dog to me.

Who ever didn't cam here is probably a smug, anime loli bully.

Wait a second Smiles isn't at work

She's recovering from throwing up blood or something

Someone please get her in here!

Nothing I ever cap is related to posting.

He just acts like your token "stolen valor" internet warrior.

(seal noises intensify)

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I'd do unspeakably depraved things to him.
Like missionary

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Seals are just dogs.
But live in the sea.

You cannot disagree.

Mine is for both

Ugh

missionary... id hit it consensually for the sole purpose of procreation

no they lions in the sea

What? Why?
I just have a shitty Note 5.

...are we talking about me or the seal

FUN FACT

THE ARE CALLED ZEEHOND IN DUTCH

WHICH MEANS SEA DOG

R E A L A M E R I C A N H E R O.

What a waste of time...........................

Why do you hate me so much anyway? Limes was the first one to go on thread and call me a "psychopath" Erin too. Everyone knows they're just joking around while you take thread memes too seriously

I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

honestly, didn't know about that.

Whichever you prefer.

have it your way lol

i would fuck the seal

Thanks?

Still not sure why you have trust issues with me when I continue to say nothing but the truth.

Chubby chaser confirmed.

You're fucking autistic and spent however many years constantly claiming you're something, then going user to parrot the same thing you just said or have conversations with yourself.

here... have a thing

B i g g i r l s = b i g l o v e

Nice try

He won't make it through basic

Wet and slipper blubber

I bet that guy is swimming in vagina.
A literal sea of disembodied vagina thrown at him.

...

...

uranium in baby

>seal noises

MORE TO LOVE
MORE TO SQUEEZE
MORE TO SPANK

The Gundams are cool I guess?
0.1jelly out of 10 jelly

anime themed onahole...

dat girls und panzer

Fat people are just gross.
They have horrible body odor.
And those heavy breathing noises anytime they move.
Just eww.

in all levels except physical
you arf adorable

Hi babe

THIS IS PERFECT

president Taft

YES, THAT WAS THE JOKE.
THANKS, DAD, FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE.

hey you

all those gundam makes me jelly

I'd honestly be more concerned about the "in Toys & Games"

post your weeb displays... all of them

OH GOD, I just realized I'm an annoying little shit.

Welp, can't do much about that.

There is uraninum in a baby?
You got delivered uranium?
Is this a reference?
Pls explain.

Not fat, just a little chubby.
A little chubby is good though.
Fat is extreme.

youre welcome... in retrospect it was profoundly obvious

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...

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I shall now buy you a "#2 DAD" mug off Amazon.

oh my o.o

And... Do you have proof of this?

I really don't know why you hate me so much when you don't have any proof

...

yes yes... MOAR!

...neat, thank you

Do you not have anything on the wall?
Decorate that shit.

What's that?

OH... well... shit.

See, I need a chubby girl folder.
Keep forgetting to save stuff.

You don't intend to play with uranium, right?

I only have one :c
Unless you count a keychain
FeelsBadMan

I don't live there anymore, I'm in the process of decorating my new room

well, i heard you could buy uranium ore on amazon, but not on the UK one you can't

Don't make it all faggy.
Or anime shit.

I have a few fairies and a dragon egg, though.

Buy me a Scorpion :3

Probably because trade restrictions.

Americans can't buy Iron Bru.

so gundams are cool now?

I once bought pulonium for some russian frinends of mine

New thread when

literally my entire weeb display is a pair of kamina glasses alice 2 gave me pictured here in the mouth of mr. fawkes. the other mask of course being richard nixon...

huh, yeah, you can totally buy uranium ore on the american one

what about ebay uk

only if they're OG

WOW
THAT SURE LOOKS GENUINE

no it's MG

Get Smiles and Lexi in here

What is with your really terrible camera?

it has this vintage set, but it ships from america

so i guess all the neat little cans of uranium ore than aren't almost a century old are reserved for murrica only

gee, why do americans get uranium for like $30 a can and we don't get any

Why are we so alive today?

you mean the one i picked up at radioshack 15 years ago?

nothing... why?

I wasn't planning to do either of those things..
Well maybe a UFC or Bruce Lee poster and that's probably pretty gay in your eyes

ITS PICTURE QUALITY IS AWFUL AND IT'S LIKE LOOKING AT PICS TAKEN BY AN OLD MOTOROLA RAZR.

I don't know about the rest of you but I just don't have the courage to kill myself

You probably will rub one out every night to it, so yeah.

Bruce Lee and sweaty musclemen isn't gay

don't ever let anyone tell you that

essentially the same camera configuration... basically.

when you come over you can have like a vinegaroon or some other thing like a scorpion that isn't so highly weaponized

I could have considered the place I'm in better when constructing that sentence, yes.

rename that to Goggles in a few years.jpg

...

I remember someone used to Skype with the camera from a phone like that hooked up via USB.
And it looked like ass.
And I'm not even sure why they did in retrospect.

Erin pls
Emperor Scorpion sting is about as harmful as a bee.

its funny because goggles is a reverse bloodchan.
they claim to be a bogan but really are loli irl

but it is still a sting

i mean... i got other cameras

but i like this one so deal with it

ok

and if i get stung by anything you own i am mashing it under something blunt.

Then don't stick your hand in front of it like a dumb person

Be careful with his cock then :^)))))))))))))))

i will possibly mash it preemptively to exclude the possibility.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOOD NOSTALGIA FOR THE EARLY 2000s.

Hey but don't you like silver gradients and early 3d modelling

Use a steak tenderizer.

Hey Samakun

Certainly not.
Goggles is a cutie.

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sweet jesus save me from this heat

also look at this weirdo

all gangly and grabby and fuck

isn't this much better than a dumb scorpion

ass

Why is Tsuchi saying I was begging to cyber you?

new

huh?

My statements sometimes embody earnestness and irony in equal measure. In that sense they embody the contradiction inherent in everything human.

bullshit!

hai lexi niisama... having fun?

No