you guise asre slow
You guise asre slow
Hail Lord Satan~
idkkkk they say he is not very nice
bronze here we come
Lord Satan is very nice!
When do you get sliver?
silver 4 at the momentttt
Yeah I'm fat
One whole person carea
shut the fuck up with your science and knowing things with supporting evidence because it upsets my cognitive defense blanket that says everyone is equal except me who is best and thus makes me wet the bed
Neru ops are nice tho
It's a cruel act
Zero idea I am rather tired lol
Having a pleasant day?
you were ALWAYS gonna fail
What are you on today?
i still love you erin
i love you too mugen
I think you're lying
Reread your posts again
im going to go play video games
I ♥ that image too.
I feel cold and sleepy
wellll at least that is being consistent rather than selectively picking the science you like
If this place truly means nothing to me,
and I'm being honest about my opinions and feelings,
and I can admit the nostalgia and habit that keeps me coming back;
the daily motion of hitting 'a' in the search bar and clicking on 8ch.net
then I can make this my last post,
and leave knowing deep down this is the right thing to do.
no more coming back as user.
no more filling up on the empty carbs.
I don't regret having met any of you. I've learned and laughed, enjoyed your cleverness and wit. The connection I had with this place extends beyond the mere (You)s I've given or received.
Maybe in the end I'll come to realize this place was so much more than I see it now, but for the time being and the foreseeable future, I bid Holla Forums and the colourful characters that make it up a fond farewell.
I recapped all lisbeth nopw and have 10,000 caps to sort through
See you next week kanra
what are you talking about
My computer has made my room pretty toasty for the night, maybe you should do the same.
@baka the one I made last night
@nezi wanna yiff
Ur still cute tho
I told you I'm not in the mood!
You should work out more, nobody wants a fatty(except virgin neckbeards who're forced to lower their standards until they get to you)
butI like being cold
tfw you play your first actual attempt at mobas and do delightfully well
i might just
KANRA JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
10,000 caps to sort through
Scooter, how do you muster the attention span to do that? I couldn't!
If I say ur cute
ty guys for making this easier ♥
toothbrush and bedwoosh
dream a good dream
you're suffocating me. i love it
OH MY WORD JUST GO
DO IT AND DO IT FUCKING RIGHT
I motion to permaban everyone who says they're quitting forever.
So there's no more of this quitting forever for a week shit.
Erin post butt
Good luck my child
you are a dream come true
ik steun dit
A weekend off well spent.
Its just like watching a film....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY slowly.
adorable as fuck
Take care of yourself Sebs
I could do this but bebop might get mad
Like half the current posters would be banned.
just wanna be with you
i'll try. goodnight
Tsuchi if you hate me so much why do you read all my posts and talk to me anonymously?
too many people would be in it lmao
Nigga, I'm not you.
I don't go user just to talk about myself and say "xD bc is a psycho girl xD".
Have your stalker check IDs.
Don't forget to floss!
I watched Blade Runner a few nights ago and realized I have the cut that RUINS one of the pivotal scenes with a voice-over. I hear it's corrected in the Anniversary Cut, so I'm going to have to get my hands on that.
Erin post anus
But then she'd have to post her nutsack
The one weakness to a tranny is her nutsack
I'm going to quit forever for a couple hours while I play some vidya.
To be fair,
if they really quit forever, then the wouldn't need to be banned.
LET THE FIRES OF RETRIBUTION PURGE THE SCUM.
Your dmg ctrl won't save you now, but I'm glad you finally have enough balls to put a name on
I'm going to quit forever
That's not even funny... You have no idea how much I've missed you
Okay I'll just pick a few to single out :^) laters beepboopbopper
I'd purge your throat with something in my, oh yeah I need sleep laters rin
I may have that version... I am not sure which mine is again... We ought to stream it sometime. When we are both free with internet time to slack and get Za
Implying that is any problem for me at all
be careful of sids
I am, but games like Overwatch where there's a lot going on are hard for me because I'm ADD so I get distracted and caught up by everything and can't focus on what I'm doing :u
simple fps shooters are ez for me
post them :3
does that mean erp??? .///.
You post from the same ID all day.
So every user post you make talking about yourself is pretty fucking obvious.
Same as when you say you're posting from school and it's the same ID.
You're fucking retarded.
Maybe it's because you're from such a cold place or something. I dislike it.
Haven't you been caught going user a few times now? lmao
have a good one
Well it does but I was meaning more along the lines of railing me in a fursuit
That is anubus, not anus.
ah, im just bad at multiplayer games
im fine with lots going on, im just too slow
You're not even a mod and you can't see IDs. Stop pulling stuff out of your ass and lay off the meth, please?
I <3 Russia
No one can keep up with my speed though.
Both are death
♪ I'm getting squishy squishy squishy with the fishy fishy fishies♫
Funnnn. I hate that my version dubs in Gaff's line about Rachel when Deckard finds the unicorn origami in the hallway. It just destroys the whole thing.
can't we just cuddle?
that's okay, games are meant for fun ^^
d'awwww....what a cutie
Tim Wonnacott is no longer the bargain hunt presenter
Jk bye I'm getting on a plane
Ask a mod for IDs.
They will all give them to you and they have in the entire history of this place or the other board.
rip in bargains </3
like perfection girl
Urgh, and the whole argument about that, the meta shit, has kinda made me annoyed ever since. BUT. Still one of the finest movies of the ages.
oh he didn't died
he's just not the presenter any more
Ax is actually over
there's always next year, senpai
It's gonna be 5 days next year
how many was it this years?
It's scientific name is actually "adorabilis". ♥
I hadn't watched it in years (the DVD was still shrink-wrapped), and I found I had a much deeper appreciation for the physical performances of everyone involved. Like in Fury Road, soooooo much was conveyed by body language, and that makes the voice-over all the more terrible. It undermines Harrison Ford's expression during that scene.
Bebop knows I have two IPs one from my phone and the other from my home. ask em
Anytime you're "on a flip phone", you're still posting from the same connection.
When you're "at school", you were on the same ID.
I get what you mean. Man I love rewatching things after not seeing them for ages... Because its like watching through semi new eyes. And you pick up some nuances you'd missed before.
It trully was a defining movie for its time, considering the big movies that surrounded it were probably steroided action flicks and Romance teenie bopper movies
theres always next year (maybe) grimmu
There he goes
I'm about to cry
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"
Please don't call me by that name, sci
They're both completely different IPs lmao
Now I know you're bullshitting
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rar
You're just fucking retarded.
And you're fucking ugly
Woe is me, being judged by a grown man who pretends to be an underage girl.
i'm awake now
Holy crap, Scoot! Look at what it was up against!
There you go pulling stuff out of your butt again.
Don't you get bored of doing that?
OH MY FUCKING GOD! All that vintage!!!!
I've explained this to you before.
Because you're totally an underage girl that has posted all day, everyday for years now while doing nothing but roleplaying "*sniffs*" to every girl or "girl" that posts while hounding them for pics as "proof their not Haikus/Alice".
I guarantee you there are dozens of people out there who chose to see Megaforce over Blade Runner and have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Megaforce is fun, though. Great cheese.
aah. nobody knows their memes any more. kids.
You really do have your head in your ass. Why is it that you recently keep going back to that one name with everyone? lmfao
Don't answer that. I'm gonna play a game
Tsuchi talking out of his ass as always
He must feel extra insecure when he's drinking.
You can tell he's drinking when he posts le cool Rick and Morty grandpa. He wants to feel like a smart and funny cartoon character rather than a worthless piece of shit.
I guess some people missed Animal House.
Patience, my froggy brother. Some day, it will be THEY who scream!
bye grim ❤
you can feel MORE insecure than tsuchi does on an average day?
if you have i don't remember
It sucks. Bloody lamers.
But yeah, thats like opting for canned cheese when offered brie
But eh, like you say, their decision. Their horror story.
OH! what was the number one movie in your week of birth!?
Mine was Nightmare on Elm Street 4
think imma eat a nice McWrap today.
What if we already scream a lot?
I made the mistake of watching anything on the Encore channels once and it was that.
It was pure torture.
ketchup on ice cream????
There are possibilities unexplored here.
I guess I'll go get a haircut or something.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Kirk and Spock go back in time to kidnap two whales so they can tell a giant space whale to leave Earth alone.
blade runner up against The Thing
See, THAT would have been a tough choice for me. Both great movies. Blade Runner may have more substance, but The Thing has Kurt Russel setting monsters on fire, so...
Frog justice or no justice!
Depends. Have you wronged any frogs?
I would ask why you didn't just change the channel, but I've watched so many awful movies just because.
Just because it's the worst possible haircut short of like, metal hair or a toupe.
Okaaay you must be on something really strong to come up with something like that, you really need to lay off the meth, dude
I think he might be high or something... .
I woke up with a headache and put an ice pack on my head and somehow ended on the El Rey channel with the super shitty 2000s Twilight Zone playing and it was the goddamn one with Jessica Simpson.
I couldn't look away.
Also, the remote fell between the bed and the headboard.
Well. Had you not known what was what... which would you have chosen at face value?
smash the system
Nah. I'll just ask Lexi and Smiles who have both talked about you doing it.
But hey, everyone's lying but the guy pretending to be 15.
leave tsuchi alone guys...
Well, I won't repeat myself.
I had spinach and mushroom omelette with goat cheese. Was pretty amazing
Meth would explain a lot.
The general rule is that you don't reuse the same insult in the same session unless you're making a combo
You suck at this bc
so i have no real reason not to call you grimmu
I thought I taught em better
I think the meth thing is really just a good theory.
Homophobia is not allowed here.
spinach sounds nice
i like spinach pizza
whose being homophobic?
...now give us a kissie wissie
WHATS GOING ON
Yes, you go talk to them
You're so weird lol
He said I hound female posters for pics lmao
Everyone knows I only hound male posters
I'm not trying to insult Tsuchi... I think he really needs help..
I wasn't ready sempaii
Don't make it gay, Sama.
You're not drunk enough to blame it on that.
And I'm eating a pot pie so it's literally impossible to be homosexual and eat a pot pie.
I mean. If you want me to stop talking to you, sure.
okay i'll stop but i don't know why you're being so stubborn
Yes, because "weird" in the eyes of a dude pretending to be an underage girl really is a bad thing.
NOW whose being homophobic?
so yea thngs and stuff. just waking up, due in for work 5 hours ish
...ask one dude for a little smoochie poo and its gay.
have you still not sobered up from last night or something or what's going on here?
Clean house [/]
Clean toilet [/]
Get sleeping pills off neighbours [/]
Take an obscene amount of drugs and drink last remaining cans with said neighbours [/]
You're wrong because of X assumption I pulled out of my ass
He hounds the female posters enough (well, the posters he's brave enough to believe are females) to know of every little time you might have asked them for pics at one point.
But it still could just be pure bullshit, anyway, knowing him.
Go suck a nigger dick, shitlord.
Homophobic and racist.
i literally havent drank in like (almost) 2 weeks...
kissing other men isn't gay
Did you have a nice fap, love?
Lol step away from the computer and wash your face with cold water, you're losing your mind
see.... THE FAG gets it!
No, it's just a European thing.
On prostate messages.
then why are you posting like that
how big is your sister's place?
Omg you're right, I remember when Kanra was posting as Satomi and Tsuchi kept begging him for pics and vocaroos lmao
I must have lost it to have even talked to your autism.
Plus I got a 13 yr old babby pestering me to play BL2 and being an edgelord.
Should've stayed with my neighbors.
It's uh... it's pretty good, she thinking about moving to a bigger house though
Just respect your friend's wishes. It's that simple. Sometimes you won't know the reason. That's okay.
....this is the way i ALWAYS post
I never asked Satomi for anything.
Even in private. Because I assumed it was Rose.
You really like resorting to personal attacks, huh? I bet that makes you feel like a big man
oh maybe that'll be interesting.
No you assumed it was me, stop lying
i aint drunk nigga
Yeah, because you totally don't do that either.
They posted vocaroos in thread to TP's suggestion and had a thick British accent.
I assumed it was a British poster.
You're changing so much in your later years.
It's sometime passed noon. Why not?
She wants more land... I don't know for what... she's greedy
If I live there I'm totally buying a black baby goat
have to work later, need to an adult
Were you working the same job in the previous years or what?
You used to be a night owl since you were just getting off work.
lol how old is your sister tho
No Tsuchi I'm not trying to insult you, I'm trying to make you realize your drug addiction. You have a problem and you need up
You're hallucinating things about me for God's sake
There was a time when a female poster didn't want to talk to you because you kept hounding them for pictures, I don't name names because she told me not to. You really need help
yeees.... same job
*hohum reaction fais
ive been on night shift... ending at 1 or 2 most times
30-something, I always forget
Snake Roy, for the Mega Duck and the Cougar Boy (same console named for different regions)
The one good thing about that channel is all the great/cheesy old kung-fu movies they play.
Oh, and Godzilla! They play a few of those sometimes.
I just watched both original theatrical trailers, and I THINK I would have chosen Blade Runner. Some of the cooler effects and beautiful shots were on display. But then again, I probably would have had a crush on Kurt Russel, so it would have been a tough call.
Ribbit to pieces!
is she hot?
Yes.... yes she is................ but she's not a very nice person...
oh look its sabs, hey sabs
that's pretty uh
whatre you gonna name em?
Damn actually rather concise reasons.
I probably woulda chosen the thing tbh... on face value
but bladerunner is betterest
I have literally seen conversations from the two people's whose names I directly posted at you where you'd open a conversation with some sexual action in *emote brackets* followed by asking for pics. It's not even a matter that I can even think someone was lying over for god knows why since it was a cap of the conversation in its entirety.
I would post the next one but she removed you at someone else's behest.
That kind of sucks.
You manage a substation, right?
They're having a young Jackie Chan marathon I set my cable box to remind me about.
Because fuck yeah.
Oh I don't know... I might go full Hispanic and name it after a food... Like "Cupcake" or "Muffin"
its iike the energiser bunny with the batteries in backwards
it keeps cumming and cumming.
a division... 15 states. great lakes region
Did you mean to link that?
young Jackie Chan marathon
Cool! Thanks for the heads-up. Jackie's the closest thing to a modern-day Buster Keaton we have.
you two experiment on each other?
Are you talking about Lexi and Smiles? I don't cyber girls lmao
Omg you're fucked up! What are you drinking? I want some
Post the caps, I want to laugh
wrong gif lol
thats real neat
I thought you were physically located in the US south now?
It's like, the enjoyable kind of shitty movie.
Like that 70s movie where they find the Nazi shipment of opium while snorkeling.
The eye pinning reminds me of birds. 2cute
hot. tell me more
I hope it doesn't break anything in her house... she'll kill me...
-sighs- I want one with big horns
You pretty much constantly tried to.
It's cool. I get it. You have to publicly say you're not into girls just so all the dudes that still think you're an underage girl will keep giving whatever little attention that is.
i am... a dude cant manage a region from a centralized location?
lol glad i accidentally posted it then
I'm just wrapping some stuff up so I can bail out of work early.
It made me laugh, so maybe it was the right gif.
Woah. I don't remember that one.
Post the caps
thats like molestation dude
maybe get a smaller pet?
Yeah but NOTHING CLOSE TO THE SOUTH IS IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION.
girls can't be bi now?
nowai, I want something I can play with
get a boston terrier
bail out of work early
aint nuthing wrong with that nigga.
i wish i had moar miku flipping people off
And no thank you... I'm so over dogs lol
shes underaged.. thats like
how is that hot
Ooh, I thought you were talking about a Jackie Chan movie.
Sho'nuff! I just have a few things to put bows on and I should be all set. Heh heh heh. How's your day so far?
such a classic
how is that hot
The same way as if everyone involved is legal.
I'd rather just get them to post publicly and state it.
But they're still at work.
Because you totally believe his a 15 year old girl, Bebop.
you wont get tired of a boston!
just getting started really... got mah coffee
woke up like an hour ago
ngl still a quarter chub from that scene.
The movie was eh.
a movie can be terrible and still be a classic... think "night of the living dead" for example
They have phones don't be afraid to call them
Do they bite :/
It's funny how Tsuchi tends to follow this same pattern of bullshitting.
There's totally evidence, but I don't have it!
Lexi has lurked this thread and is capable of posting.
theyre not known for it
Lexi has lurked this thread and is capable of posting
i invited to no avail... lol
a movie can be terrible and still be a classic
Big Trouble in Little China
Did ya party too hard on the 4th?
I don't think I've ever watched it.
Doesn't mean she wants to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, I know.
Everything about that movie is mediocre but it just goes in memory for that scene.
they're at work
You know people actually work at work unlike you "going to school" and posting the entire time, from the same connection.
at least its raining here
Playing videogames with edgy shotas is FUCKING ANNOYING
I has all the hallmarks of the 70s delivered with wonderful overacting.
I have to deal with a crying toddler and low battery, lol
I want whatever Tsuchi is smoking, I want to get fucked up
Aww... I want a dog that bites :/
Grim posts from his phone when he's at work all the time and you do too
has all the hallmarks of the 70s
That guy's mustache was the first clue.
become a patient caring parent
Big Trouble in Little China was EPICally terrible
no i didnt, worked last night... got to see fireworks from office windows
B movie at best... but boobs so its all good
I never post on a phone and I "work" from home so no.
you will never have a stache that glorious
Why even live?
That's someone else's baby
Don't jump straight to meth when you haven't really even tried weed.
it was meant for general thread consumption.
im dyin out right now. goodnight dear.
It had a $9,000,000 budget in the 70s.
It was a blockbuster.
you wont deal with it then?
how is that hot
wait so even if they are underage, it's wrong for me to so that what they do is hot?
I bet you're that one kid who won't drink until the DAY he turns 21. Hell you might even ask your mommy for the hour/minute you were born just to be safe!
Aw, yeah, I had to work too. Did your kids at least get to watch some stuff blow up?
you will never have a stache that glorious
Speak for yourself! This is my new life goal.
Its like you are always surprised at the depths of my depravity.
Notice me pls. ;w;
Just buy "hair tonic".
Totally not a snake oil pitch.
No. Because it's someone else's. Not my business. I moved to a charging station though
Didn't you say you work in construction in someone's office cuz you got a job pushing papers all day and yelling at people?
Now you work from home?
I'll try weed someday... just you wait... >.>
No kiss? :c
9 mil is not alot by todays standard.
besides rottoon tomoatos only gives it a 60
Almost everything related to the job is done via a company phone or laptop they gave me.
yes they did
oh so there's nothing to deal with...
i didn't know your situation
any plans tomorrow night?
I'm just deflecting so no one suspects me.
I was just going to shave a golden retriever and glue the fur to my face.
That's good. I think next year I'm going to learn how to say "no" so I can go enjoy some fireworks too.
Luka always seems so innocent. I bet deep down inside they're hiding something from all of us..
Fuck, forgot to red text again.
I'm in the airport nigga
Blonde people don't have blonde beards.
It's like some shitty near brown, blondish color.
heh... they were both at their moms so i got pics and video of it.
so just moving into this town they didnt have a localized display like one would it expect. it was more like smaller private displays... and lots of em. it really covered the entire horizon for like 2 hours
where do i find this hat?
Do you have to go through extra security steps?
Trying to save my soul and image? How sweet. Or are you trying to come across all innocent? You arent innocent? Dun dun dun
nevermind... i found it
dont worry, i'm harmless~
I always have to. No clue why :^)
tfw easy days at work
All of these Ghostbuster themed commercials for shit just make me hate that movie even more.
I'm going to fashion a ZZ Top-style beard.
Kinda miss living in the country and setting off giant, illegal fireworks.
One year, my mom lit one and accidentally knocked it over as she was running away. It was amazing. We were all running for cover and I hid behind a tractor with my cousin. Redneck rager.
are you trying to come across all innocent?
Probably because you're the most likely to shoot up a plane.
Anime expo 2016
This year I just got patted down from NYC to LA. Took like 10s
I'll meat you in a shack outside La Grange.
shoot up a plane
Is that even a thing?
No but I'm serious, ever since 9/11 happened I've always been looked at more than everyone else I fly with. I even remember the first time it was a thing, everybody who was around was bitching about it.
That was honestly a typo and not a shitty attempt at an innuendo.
Uhuh sure it is.
Anyway did you see the caps? Did you save them? You save everything else
Tmrw night... I'm watching Supernatural, how about you?
Definitely plotting something
we set fire to some grass one year doing that... lol
For some reason, this seems shocking.
I'm actually Satan
I don't save anything that I don't make shitty mspaint edits of.
I'll never tell about the Clown sundae incident.
I don't believe bebop honestly
You'd doubt the word of a Navy Seal?
That's not the same one I'm wearing
I'm pretty sure you would have saved something as juicy as that
Come Tsuchi I know you have the caps
Prove your honestly
It was that nesquik chocolate milk I had tried taking on the plane
Everything else honestly seems completely normalthey made me pour it out lmao
I mean the one time I didn't get searched was when I was flying back in the US from Italy. It was funny too because I had all the shit I needed to make a bomb right there too and didn't even realize it.
Who let's someone take a dozen lighters in? wtf
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Did he actually claim to be a seal
im kinda feelin
"kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets"
and i dont want YOUR hat... be like wearing the same shirt or something. not gonna be THAT guy
in every way but physical
i am a seal
It's a play on me loving the military so much and him saying I play GI Joe in my house
I have a snapback
Gl finding a nice one
In every world but reality
I am a underage girl
[blood chans externally]
meh im ok with it... besides it aint for wearin' its for lookin'
what a sexy bastard
OH LOOK AT THIS AN ASIAN MAN CLUBBING A SEAL
You'll always be a sea dog to me.
Who ever didn't cam here is probably a smug, anime loli bully.
Wait a second Smiles isn't at work
She's recovering from throwing up blood or something
Someone please get her in here!
Nothing I ever cap is related to posting.
He just acts like your token "stolen valor" internet warrior.
(seal noises intensify)
I'd do unspeakably depraved things to him.
hey can i borrow ur phone
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Seals are just dogs.
But live in the sea.
You cannot disagree.
Mine is for both
missionary... id hit it consensually for the sole purpose of procreation
no they lions in the sea
I just have a shitty Note 5.
...are we talking about me or the seal
THE ARE CALLED ZEEHOND IN DUTCH
WHICH MEANS SEA DOG
R E A L A M E R I C A N H E R O.
What a waste of time...........................
Why do you hate me so much anyway? Limes was the first one to go on thread and call me a "psychopath" Erin too. Everyone knows they're just joking around while you take thread memes too seriously
I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY
honestly, didn't know about that.
Whichever you prefer.
have it your way lol
i would fuck the seal
Still not sure why you have trust issues with me when I continue to say nothing but the truth.
Chubby chaser confirmed.
You're fucking autistic and spent however many years constantly claiming you're something, then going user to parrot the same thing you just said or have conversations with yourself.
here... have a thing
not sure why i downloaded this image but ill bet it makes grim jelly
B i g g i r l s = b i g l o v e
He won't make it through basic
Wet and slipper blubber
I bet that guy is swimming in vagina.
A literal sea of disembodied vagina thrown at him.
uranium in baby
MORE TO LOVE
MORE TO SQUEEZE
MORE TO SPANK
The Gundams are cool I guess?
0.1jelly out of 10 jelly
anime themed onahole...
dat girls und panzer
Fat people are just gross.
They have horrible body odor.
And those heavy breathing noises anytime they move.
in all levels except physical
you arf adorable
THIS IS PERFECT
president Taft <3
YES, THAT WAS THE JOKE.
THANKS, DAD, FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE.
hey you <3
all those gundam makes me jelly
I'd honestly be more concerned about the "in Toys & Games"
post your weeb displays... all of them
OH GOD, I just realized I'm an annoying little shit.
Welp, can't do much about that.
There is uraninum in a baby?
You got delivered uranium?
Is this a reference?
Not fat, just a little chubby.
A little chubby is good though.
Fat is extreme.
youre welcome... in retrospect it was profoundly obvious
I shall now buy you a "#2 DAD" mug off Amazon.
oh my o.o
And... Do you have proof of this?
I really don't know why you hate me so much when you don't have any proof
yes yes... MOAR!
...neat, thank you
Do you not have anything on the wall?
Decorate that shit.
OH... well... shit.
See, I need a chubby girl folder.
Keep forgetting to save stuff.
You don't intend to play with uranium, right?
I only have one :c
Unless you count a keychain
I don't live there anymore, I'm in the process of decorating my new room
well, i heard you could buy uranium ore on amazon, but not on the UK one you can't
Don't make it all faggy.
Or anime shit.
tfw I don't have any weeab displays
I have a few fairies and a dragon egg, though.
Buy me a Scorpion :3
Probably because trade restrictions.
Americans can't buy Iron Bru.
so gundams are cool now?
I once bought pulonium for some russian frinends of mine
New thread when
literally my entire weeb display is a pair of kamina glasses alice 2 gave me pictured here in the mouth of mr. fawkes. the other mask of course being richard nixon...
huh, yeah, you can totally buy uranium ore on the american one
what about ebay uk
only if they're OG
THAT SURE LOOKS GENUINE
no it's MG
Get Smiles and Lexi in here
What is with your really terrible camera?
it has this vintage set, but it ships from america
so i guess all the neat little cans of uranium ore than aren't almost a century old are reserved for murrica only
gee, why do americans get uranium for like $30 a can and we don't get any
Why are we so alive today?
you mean the one i picked up at radioshack 15 years ago?
I wasn't planning to do either of those things..
Well maybe a UFC or Bruce Lee poster and that's probably pretty gay in your eyes
ITS PICTURE QUALITY IS AWFUL AND IT'S LIKE LOOKING AT PICS TAKEN BY AN OLD MOTOROLA RAZR.
I don't know about the rest of you but I just don't have the courage to kill myself
You probably will rub one out every night to it, so yeah.
Bruce Lee and sweaty musclemen isn't gay
don't ever let anyone tell you that
essentially the same camera configuration... basically.
when you come over you can have like a vinegaroon or some other thing like a scorpion that isn't so highly weaponized
I could have considered the place I'm in better when constructing that sentence, yes.
rename that to Goggles in a few years.jpg
I remember someone used to Skype with the camera from a phone like that hooked up via USB.
And it looked like ass.
And I'm not even sure why they did in retrospect.
Emperor Scorpion sting is about as harmful as a bee.
its funny because goggles is a reverse bloodchan.
they claim to be a bogan but really are loli irl
but it is still a sting
i mean... i got other cameras
but i like this one so deal with it
and if i get stung by anything you own i am mashing it under something blunt.
Then don't stick your hand in front of it like a dumb person
Be careful with his cock then :^)))))))))))))))
i will possibly mash it preemptively to exclude the possibility.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOOD NOSTALGIA FOR THE EARLY 2000s.
Hey but don't you like silver gradients and early 3d modelling
Use a steak tenderizer.
Goggles is a cutie.
If you are serious
I can't actually tell
sweet jesus save me from this heat
also look at this weirdo
all gangly and grabby and fuck
isn't this much better than a dumb scorpion
Why is Tsuchi saying I was begging to cyber you?
My statements sometimes embody earnestness and irony in equal measure. In that sense they embody the contradiction inherent in everything human.
hai lexi niisama... having fun?