I have an idea on how to get rich quick off those suffering from TDS (Trump...

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

I have an idea on how to get rich quick off those suffering from TDS (Trump derangement syndrom).

Go to a Starbucks, McDonalds, or other restaurant that's staffed by millenial SJWs or niggers or spics wearing a MAGA hat. Order your food while talking about how much you support Donald Trump, but don't EAT the food. Instead, have it analyzed for bodily fluids or other dangerous contaminants and then sue the fuck out the company. MILLIONS instantly.

How does one come to be acquainted with someone who can conduct these types of tests?

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Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

It's not as dumb an idea as it sounds at first. Basically it wound be a variation on the Westboro Baptist lawsuit trolling scheme.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

being a jew

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

I can't tell if this is a good idea or not.

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

Instant millions
<But you must gas yourself for having jewish thoughts

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

>"we can't use that tactic, go- guys! that is a jew tactic and us filthy antisemites should never use their own tactics against them!"

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

This.
Oy vey nazi hit me!
Get hit
WTF IZZANUDA SHOAH Y G-D Y YWEH TIME TO SUE YOUR BLOODLINES FOR MILLIONS GOYIM
It's literally just asking for something negative to happen to you for shekels, and if it's for social awareness or trying to look good in the news and shit people will just say "He was asking for it by flaunting that hat around a bunch of liberals and Mexicans." which you basically were.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

if you fight fire with fire you're bound to save the building on fire by burning it

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

it's called using their weapon against them

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

Cuck

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

no

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

If you do this, you have to make sure you 1) don't get anything hot like coffee, soup, or anything that's subject to high heat like burgers, fries, etc as this could destroy the contaminant or make or more difficult to detect. Instead, get something cold like a salad or cold meat like turkey or ham if available. Then you enclose it in a container and let it sit at 80-degree temps for a time. Look for bacteria growth and then have it analyzed.

This way, if someone wipes their ass with a piece of lettuce or rubs salami all over their cock and balls, the bacterial growth will tell you exactly where it's at.

This is actually sounding like a pretty lucrative idea. Don't know why anyone here is calling OP a kike for wanting a few shekels.

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

Except the case will be thrown out as entrapment because judges are pathetic liberals.

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

You cant expect to sue and win if you have to leave out the fucking sandwhich out and wait until bacteria grows in it

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

Their DNA would be on it, you dumbass. Otherwise, anyone could order a salad from McDonald's and rub the lettuce on the underside of their toilet seat.

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

We're men, We're anti-semites
We roam around the takeaway joints looking for fights
We're men, We're anti-semites
We rob from the jews and give to the goys That's right!
We may look like kikes but watch what you say or else we'll sue out your lights
We're men, We're anti-semites
Always on guard defending the whites
We're men, Manly men and anti-semites
Defending the whites!

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Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

That's a stretch.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

wearing clothing is entrapment

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

"your honor to prove my case i need testicular sweat DNA from the male employees"

You are retarded. you're not going to fucking get semen swabs and spit tests to guess who find out just which employee(s) inoculated your sandwich, no fucking judge would grant you that, and if the sandwich has been sitting out for days whos to say a jew lawyer wouldnt claim YOU did it?

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

<testicular sweat DNA
lmao. There is only DNA. There is no DNA specific to any one type of bodily fluid.

Also, you don't ask to swab their teste sacc. You sue the company because you discovered that your food was contaminated biohazardous bodily fluids that are not your own. It will be a civil suit, so the company has to do what they can to prove it was not an employee on shift at the time of sale. They then swab each employee's mouth and look for a DNA match.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

become a jew

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

or you can be a pro like me and just do that for free.
play trump speeches on youtube. instant triggers. kek
people will literally start sighing and moaning after hearing trump.

Camden White
Camden White

Westboro Baptist lawsuit trolling scheme.
Redpill me on this

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

they would protest servicemen's funerals with like "god hates fags" "soldiers die god laughs" "USA fag nation" signs/chants, when somebody assaulted them they'd sue for millions and win

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

Look up a local analytical chemistry lab if you want something tested for urine/feces.

T. Chemist.

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

lmao. There is only DNA. There is no DNA specific to any one type of bodily fluid.
sometimes people make jokes user

now all you need to do is put on your MAGA hat and order a cold cut combo and wait a few days

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

you give autists too much credit

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

I cant help myself

Jacob White
Jacob White

HOLY SHIT FUCKING GENIUS

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

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Noah Miller
Noah Miller

This. Phelps and his entire family were lawyers.

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

He's have to establish chain of custody but if the allegations went viral starcucks or whatever would probably pay to shut him up. That of course is the signal to strart doing this in large numbers across the country

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

It looks like this company sells all kinds of tests. Maybe you could find something there.

charm.com/products

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

dubs heiled.
Didn't they become lawyers after the fact though. They had been doing the hardline christian thing for multiple generations and sort of landed on the scam accidentally.

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

Not using the gained money and visibility for good
Money and visibility is not bad, its how you use it.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Oh no they are shooting at us, better not shoot back.. thats *their* tactic…

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Funny you mention that. Kek works in funny ass ways. I am oldfaggot and can't work my body to death. Chemistry sounds lucrative. My goal is to get chem degree then open certified lab for oilfield chemical and water and oil analysis
I have goals now
Bless all you motherfuckers

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Everyone,

/pol is compromised.

Please move to /zenpol.

/pol is part of a massive effort across the web to run damage control and hide what Trump has done by signing the omnibus.

The omnibus not only ban "wall" prototypes. It caps ICE agent hiring and severely restricts deportations. It is very literally the exact opposite of what we voted for and guarantees whites in America are fucked for good.

The Pentagon is resisting any notion of the military participating. They won't be helping with any actual "wall."

Please /zenpol for honest discussion that isn't censoring discussion as part of the massive information control effort.

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

<retard don't know that fire is used to control forest fires
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_burn

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

There's a bunch of neets on this board so why not get jobs at fast food joints and start reporting faggots who do this garbage?

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Didn't realize I was on 4cuck.

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