Dead nigger spokesman expected to raise awareness of racist police practices, grease stains on headrests
Sacramento retailers are stocking up on Jheri Curl and morning after pills in advance of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s visit to the state capital this Thursday, in honor of Dead Nignog #3,954, who was shot while fucking with Sacramento Police last week. Incredibly, the boy’s body hasn’t been eaten by his cannibal relatives yet, and is slated for burial in a Kickstarter-funded coffin after chitlins on March 28.
The late Nignog, whom sources describe as a good boy who was getting his life together, was cruelly shot by authorities while innocently lurking in a suburban backyard after running from white supremacists. As several posters have pointed out on Facebook, the nigger in question was unarmed at the time. Questions have been raised by community groups as to why the two exhausted police officers in the backyard who shot him were not fucking psychic, and mistook the gun-shaped cellphone in the nigger’s hand for a gun as he lurched menacingly toward them under cover.
Details about the phone have not been released by police investigators working the case, and so it is only presumptively true that it was an Obamaphone the taxpayers had to buy for him.
Sources with knowledge of the Reverend’s itinerary state that he is expected to visit the church where the boy will be laid out, as well as the Church’s Chicken across the street from that. The Rev. Sharpton is also expected to pay a personal call on the boy’s all-female relatives, possibly impregnating one or two of them, before paying another call on a local bank, where he will deposit large sums of cash given to him by people who need the government to pay their rent.
Sacramento has a large population of Nigger-Americans, approximately half of whom are on welfare (true fact), and the other half work at useless government jobs (also literally true). This diverse (nonwhite) group of citizens voted roughly 90-percent in favor of Hillary Clinton in 2016, 99-percent in favor of Obama in 2012, and hilariously 80-percent in favor of outlawing fag marriage in 2008.
The Reverend Sharpton has not commented on the case or on his visit yet, though it is expected he will sweat chicken grease and flee the premises if anyone brings up Tawana Brawley. Rev. Sharpton is also not expected to comment on the fact that his half-brother lol, his mother was a whore was just indicted for capital murder fucking yesterday, because niggers. The family of the murdered woman, whom Sharpton’s brother fucking shot in the fucking head with a fucking gun while she fucking begged for her fucking life, is not expected to be graced with a visit from the Reverend, as this would potentially taint the jury pool.
In other news, niggers gonna nig, and it’s the wicked white man’s fault, always. Repeal the Second Amendment.