Larger than Life

I AM THE PURE FLAME THAT BURNS!
I AM SIRIUS' SON!
I AM THE INFINITE SPACE!
I AM THE MOST CONQUERING ONE!

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asdfasd

hi sonata whats up


lol. i'd be lost without you dear.
now gimme all your best spikes or the girl get it.


don't start this again or that blackjack guy will come back

-is sleepy and lonely without the moon tonight-

yea, its cool no need to show, im just conversing

I'd slit your throat before you got anywhere near Faye tbh

fucking hell I should be on medication for my sleep problems

but maybe it would also be easier to sleep IF MY ROOM WASN'T SO FACKIN HAWT

yeah okay i'm back at it, and yes i'm talking about you lmfao

well at least we will always have paris...

I learned that having the sheriff as your neighbor has it's benefits
like getting the cops called on you and having him come over and tell them off

that is awful! but if you sleep then you'll have the sun to keep you company before you know it.


[disappointed blood-chan face]


hahahaha
yeah i'm watching bebop again thinking how is it legal for a show to be this good?
what have you been up to, my man?

>>>/lewd/269694
i hadn't seen that!

-gives you a carefully plated wedge of brie-


-can't sleep until kitty is fed and medicated- v.v

oh you...

...oh how nice. you wouldnt happen to have a nice chianti to go with this?

what kinda kitty u got?

..

...

._.


-is diabetic kitty-

how unfortunate.. regardless. care to join me?
*motions to the adjacent seat

seems a pitty not to share

streeuth

4 am and these fuckers are still letting off fireworks...


dont they know im tryna chill to some good music?


damn...

i wish there were more good anime for me to watch
i started this one that somebody i like told me to watch but its not that great
sitting here wondering how i ended up in the situation i'm in right now

also had the cops called on me 2 times last night

oh that kinda stinks. could be worse tho right. how old's the guy?

is it re:zero
what situation?
lol why?

no. i MIGHT give that a chance for the blue
being put in a spot where something will either be the same or tear me and someone apart, it's killing me.

FIREWORKS

Goodnight

what a guy
well you gotta think how important is it and what's the worst that can happen. my guess probably it'd be fine whatever happens but do your best.
people have no respect it's the fourth goddammit.

have a good one

Dicks.

I hate mosquitoes.

dfd

deport all insects

Hey cutie.

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tfw .. eh

mogge

How is life?

ikkonie slapen
im gonna have breakfast in a bit and then head to town.

Me too, damned insects. ;_;

Enjoy breakfast!

sleep is hard

when you encounter a sloth, the first thing you must do is identify it as either two-toed, or three-toed, by counting not the toes, but the fingers.

three toed sloths are friendly, and can be picked up.

a two toed sloth might kill you. they have been known to viciously attack, ripping out jugulars with their claws.

als pvv anti insecten was zou ik stemmen

thankyu vive le croissants

I can't say I'm worried about this particular possibility.

what are you doing up test

rip thread

Bückstabü

buttstabbu

is sci a homestuck

oh, so thats who that is

not really

-0iopk

part of me wants to get into it

it's kinda cool. only got through the first four acts or something tho. dont really remember.

i tried it but couldnt do it

like the fans seem really dedicated so there must be SOMETHING to it

then again thats what i thought about mlp and couldnt get into it

I want to cum inside Rainbow Swag.

INSTITUTIONALIZED BESTIALITY

John Cena says if u don't like gays or muslims you are a bad American and he'll beat you up

...

Nani?

wat

Wasn't Rainbow Swag his name in pony threads? I think he's just saying he wants to cum in himself.

Can I play Bloodborne at your house qt

i have no ps4

there is no god

tell that to the hunters

You know you are British when you have a stressed as fuck shift, come home and remedy said shift with Fish&chips and a hot mug of tea.

Larvly

I just want a PS4 with bloodborne instead of a crappy ebf

btw, polearms and greatswords seem to be great counters for the dark hand.

and you claim to gaem

Scoots gibbe your ps4

i'll let you touch erin's buttcheek

scoots pls

eh, youre really not missing much

I'm well aware of the focus shift from Substance to Style.

Dude. No need to be pinping out.
Just gibbe 300 Dollar dingos or about 9000£

I'll trade you a pack of fags

Damn, what kind of fags?

Djarum Blacks

or Dutch and Danish crossdressers

You drive a good bargain. How are you not an venture capitalist?

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think about it comrade scoots

you will be so goth

i just learned about someone called Candice Armstrong

he was born a woman, liked body building, started using steroids, used them too much, and accidentally became a man

lol

now Candice just deals with the idea of being a he and lives as a boy, but preforms as a drag queen, presumably to try and claw back some femininity by force

lololol

i accidentally a whole sex

...

I'd smoke cloves if they weren't both expensive and impossible to find, I don't care how silly they look.


A buff drag queen... with a vagina........?????????

What a time to be alive.

I want to feel the roid rage

apparently his clit eventually grew into a smallish cock and everything

like wow, there are people who go their whole lives wishing they could change their sex properly, this retard just does it by accident and is like "oh shit"

Does... does he have a history of attempting to kill his brother?

Because this is sounding like a specific character from the last Hannibal book.

Most proper tobacco emporiums carry such fine cigars.
Mayhap you should stop shopping at the Walton's Market and refueling stations and seek one out.

Kylo pls

no, afaik one of the few roidcelebs that has not attempted to maim or kill anyone

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF CAPITALISM

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I could be so goth. I think I should re-go goth/emo again. I have spent too much time blending in with the normies. Fucking normies. -REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-


L-laissez-faire?

i just pulled out a small piece of hair that was embedded in the skin of my cock head, clearly from swords stubble

Last time I bought a pack they were still at CVS, and back then they were more expensive than Marlboros and there were only 12 in the pack.

That's why I said expensive.

Jesus H. Christ.

I felt a little bourgeois when I was smoking golds, but GG

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They're not allowed to sell them as straight up cigarettes anymore because of certain laws that Obama set up, so they have to be "cigars", which makes them just a bit more expensive.

Thanks, Obama.

More proof that Obama hates blacks

Scoot, don't go goth.

Go goatherd. Bring it back, ay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.

But.... that looks like liederhosen....

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#classicsonic

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*petsu*

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I feel edgy just for knowing those lyrics

Jesus Christ, the black parade was a decade ago.

boompf boompf boompf boompf

So was Borat

and music has never full recovered from the blow.

these fukken posts

Still number 1 album for me

At first I thought you meant the Lonely Goatherd lyrics, and I imagined you singing it to yourself. It was cute. But then I saw the filename...


I'm stealing that!

another piece of the puzzle falls neatly into place.

...

Spread the memes


Lol fatty

four empty panels and a correct statement at the end. very nice.

We're definitely not getting younger.


I never have watched Sound of Music all the way through.

You see, I have testicles.

You mean....

testicles

...

So I guess my next video project is to run a red, grainy filter over The Sound of Music and lower the pitch of all the songs.


Aw...

isn't that musical creepy enough already?

DO IT!
Please make fantastically creepypasta level videos.
You could make Creepypastas of The sound of music...
:D

Sleep is death.

I drank Dr Pepper before bed and forgot to brush my teeth.

It's okay, I hear dentures are more comfortable than they used to be.

So young. So cynical. Damn that rock and/or roll!


Here's a taste of the carnage to come.


Your poor enamel...

If I got a job as a butler I could be an endentured servant.

I don't even floss either, it's all over. Might as well start carving little tooth coffins.

cynical, yes. young, no.

Did I ever tell you that I love you and want you to lay eggs in me?

You've convinced me, you try to make these puns as bad as possible.

Doesn't that taste weird?

so desperate. so pathetic. it would be funny if it hadn't been like this for half a decade.

The only way to get good at something is to be really bad at it for your whole life and then you die.


Not really, it just tastes like an offshoot of cola.

Dr. Pepper in general or his mouth after not cleaning it?

rip in piece gums


Grumpy ol' man.


D'aww, gross. ♥

This is the kind of little quip I like to save for when I have kids.

His mouth in the morning, idk what Dr. Pepper tastes like

hey hows your morning coming along?

Slow?

His mouth probably tastes like sewage with that much sugar sitting in it over night.

Dr. Pepper just tastes like Coke but with a little extra tang to it.

Good morning everyone

Don't worry, there's at least a chance that white and puffy means healthy and vibrant.


My mom always liked "life sucks and then you die." It's a pretty good one.


Nah, I don't mind that morning mouth feeling. It would probably be easier to force my 25 IQ morning brain to adhere to proper oral care if I did.

I mean, it tasted like sewage after I gargled that raw sewage, but I don't think you can really blame the Dr Pepper for that.

Too easy.

I wanna taste your mouth :3

Yep. Pretty slow ATM. That'll probably change soon. I got an early start, mostly 'cause fireworks kept me up. I got chased by a bird again, too. I think it's the same one from last time!

I hope you've had a nice day so far.


Got a case of the ollllll' zombie gum, I reckon.

What's up Test?

What are these americans doing awake

Are you calling my mom easy? Are you challenging me to a LARP duel? Because I am prepared to make you feel like you got into an automobile accident in a car made of foam swords.


It's 7:30 AM

a better question would be why are you not asleep.

That's fairly early to be awake unless you actually work


It's 2:30 pm. I'm going to work soon yo.

I think last time I had Coke was two years ago and that was with Disaronno


Baka bakashi

all I'm hearing is a very compelling case for going to bed.

Just reading that makes me want to brush my teeth.


This reminds me of Role Models. That movie was a laugh and a half.

I had one of the worst shifts ever, but then I got fish and chips. So it it is sorta a even distribution.
And the bird?! that fuckler!
But then again, when you gonna nest you gonna go craycray
And lol, freedom means no sleep.
And are you all backed up from work missed yesterday? like.... freeeeeeedom

Hmphhhh
*sits on your lap*

What the hell do you drink, just tea?

Getting ready for work

I'm still awake and I don't know why.

Uh oh. Just busy busy, or...?

I mostly worked ahead, so I should be ok. A lot of people took today off, so I'll mostly have the office to myself.

Right, fairly early. i.e. not unfairly early. Q.E.D.


Reading that makes me want to brush your teeth too.


Never seen it. Goodness knows I could use some role models though, so I may have to check it out.

I was going to say I'm surprised to see you still up

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...

Busy, mostly just super stressful.
just an extremely distressing situation occured that I was legally hamstrung by.
Meh.
It will pass.
Lol freedom looks like a toilet bowl.

does this mean tacos for lunch?

Maybe you have a disease that won't let you go to sleep and you're going to die in the next week.

Well fuck
Time for work
See ya everyone

Have a good one!


Sounds serious. I hope you get some good rest after all that.

Tacos for all the meals!

I'll die as I lived, shitposting.

You know, some people go months or years without sleeping. Wild.


Later

Nah mang


Fair enough, what kinda work do you do?


Unfairly early is meeting in at 6 AM.

If you elect me US president I promise every meal will be tacos.

I don't think that's at all true.

The second part I mean, I'm totally behind the first part.


Remember, an hour early is on time, on time is late.

I'd research it if I cared more than a passing interest.

Yeah, I'd research shitposting too if I had more than a passing interest in it.

That was bad enough that even I'm sitting here like "Really?"

Don't stop me now

Because I'm having a good time

Having a good time

There's something eerily familiar about that pledge...

Like the tenants of a old people's home... I ALWAYS follow through

TACO TUESDAY

Seriously though, why are they doing a Lego Batman movie?

Because Affleck

Do I even want to know what that means?


I'm looking forward to seeing Batman be fun again for once. BvS was so dour and depressing. Plus Will Arnett's voice is amazing.

well that was shit
the second I go outside I get poured with rain

The Lego movie looked cute. It's a powerhouse of marketing to band Batman and Lego together, especially after both franchises are independently successul.

I'd glad that God is keeping a proper eye on things.

I am not going to explain that if you dont understand... Its too disturbing...

I feel he's trying to trap me in here

I didn't tell me to wake up
This is some other person's crime

I might be addicted to this picture


bring them to justice

There's a joke here that I'm not going to make.

ur addicted to dicks

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16 people got shot in NYC last night

Mah city be poppin' tho

please do


no u

There is no justice

I lost it.

64 people shot in Chicago

I hope Murder is okay....

IRRELEVANT

I was joking earlier, but now I'm seriously considering trying my hand at a low-pitch, grindhouse Sound of Music edit. BTW, I just heard that the "Black and Chrome" cut of Mad Max: Fury Road could be released soon. I hope they give you the option of muting the dialogue while leaving the sound effects and music intact.


Did NYC share a cup with Chicago?

maybe you're not trying


am I gonna have to poke around to find it?


kek la kek

64 people is a lot, murder is doing just fine. In fact, I'd say it was a red letter holiday for murder.

You can try!

Hot damn, I hope they do. That would jsut be so cool.
AMazingest movie.
You better do it. Do it. Do it.
:D
please do it

adulf pls

*pokepokepokepoke*


I aint no natsoccie

fuck

...

Th-that hurts...

I don't poke that hard

Btw, haiii Revy~


I have really soft skin.

...

*sits on lap*

Hi guy

YUCCK! I don't want your COOTIES!!

*sits on lap*

*runs away*

Don't post smiley lovely pokemon at me. It has implications.

I can be your smiley lovely pokemon, if you want.

good to know

e-eh!?

WHY IS EVERYBODY TRYING TO INFECETED ME!!!!!!

Sorry. I guess I'll go eat breakfast instead.

:D

-CHASE CHASE CHASE-

*licks*

come back soon.

So, be gentle.


Red and Blue are at the Indigo Plateau,
They'd never have to know.

I can probably get what I want with that too

What's this?

Senpai, teach me how to red text. ;w;

*kisses tummy*

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Unfiltered sincerity.


I should find a way to combine Sound of Music and Fury Road.

Sound & Fury!

That's lewd and stuff.

*kisses penis*

You just have to put your heart and soul into it.
And believe really hard.
And get really mad
Because this...
is... to go...
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

we'll get you a custom

That's

uh

better?

I think it's nicer to hear people with weird or imperfect voices trying for that than people singing properly

*rubs it*

Pretty much all the fanart of her involves Erina.
It's amazing.

quora.com/If-Laika-the-space-dog-is-ever-retrieved-from-orbit-would-it-be-acceptable-to-eat-her

its fucking cooold cunt

The sound of fury
mad max music road
Maybe....also...do...a... spicle? the sound of furiosa

they realized the truth


lies
it cant be cold in straya

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B-but... I don't think I ever got so mad before.

I'll try...

splice**

i wouldn't lie, it's cold!

Why hto

haha yah right
like 80 degrees huh

Just channel your rage!
Become your inner demons!!

I'm reminded of this, though the voice is just a tiny bit more "refined".


Maria Furiosa brings Captain Max and the Von Warboy family closer together via their love of music and high-octane death machines.

Why not

If you cant do yodel, you cant do war

53 >:s

Effort.

Like this?

Just let me do all the work

I was taking a sip of tea when I read that, so now I have tea in my nose!

(To the tune of Edelweiss)

♪Immortan, Immortan
Every morning you troll me
With mother's milk
And aqua cola
You oppress and control me♫

o-oh


but how do the kangaroos and aboos survive in the cold?

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up
And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"

You're almost there!
Just a little bid more!

Really though, use ==

Ok sure!

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reminds me a lot of first aid kit. it's cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=I8lxV9i1jxM

jeez thts chilly
it's probably winter there though huh :p

U+0041

*kisses the tip*

Oh well, one day I will zalgo text and go too far...

it is and it fucking sucks and i want to die

Goddammit, SD.


Uwotm8?


Ribbon's a voyeur.

Do you enjoy doing this?

AM I ANGRY YET?

TESTING

I've had the image since 2014 dec.

Damnit, guess no zalgo text for Holla Forums ;-;

"Just click [Options] and go to Custom Formatting."

I now get the playboy logo

I'm not sure if that was there back in the day, plus never played with the options.

...

I love how everyone seems to agree
that IrisuxErina otp

I think of the real thing often so kinda, I'm just messing now though

So anyway, Ipod cable broke so I gotta hold it upside down for it to charge properly in a odd fashion.

fucking ptsd simulator tho

Huehue I have crazy toblerone in my veins

It took me a few minutes, but I finally think of the one song of theirs I could remember.
Shower acoustics! I read once that the Rolling Stones had the woman who sings the background vocals in Gimme Shelter record in a shower in the middle of the night. She was called in last-minute because another singer got sick. I think. I'm too lazy to fact check.

I heard that same girl had a miscarrriage the next night

it's truly meant to be


ikr
I remember trembling pretty hard once when I got ambushed. had the headset on full lol

Which one?
There is a million.
Rust, STALKER, etc.

exactly


i'll scan you moite

Holy crap. I had no idea. :(


articles.latimes.com/1986-03-13/entertainment/ca-19857_1_career-clayton


Cersei looks like Maria's mean sister.
♪The Keep is alive with the sound of screeeaaaming♫

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I know this feel.

Find a cute bf!

I was ambushed... I tried to make a stand.


ARMA3, just got fuggen ambushed by jihadis. my fire team didnt stand a chance.


The Sept though. I dont know much about sound of music, exceptthe flying car

everytime i hear it is alot crazier to me now

Mick Jagger.

More effective than a clothes hanger

I have subtle

they're nice. Blue is a cute song of theirs.

i remember reading about singers practicing in the bathroom. once there was this anecdote about a guy who held a little mini concert for friends and family and sang to them from the bathroom. but i don't know that that makes sense because like if you want acoustics walls blocking you probably isn't great for that so maybe I'm misremembering.

*petsu*

Subtle seems to disagree.

I'm bored and I don't want to become unbored.

I was thinking of Cersei torturing that nun, but your version would have broader appeal.
Don't forget about the rockin' rooster!


I'll never hear it quite the same way again.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.


Everyone sounds better in the shower, especially if it's streaming full blast.
That looks like a cute show, but I never have time to watch it.

how fockin small do ya wanna get ikt

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well i feel stupid now. maybe that guy just really liked his bathroom.

I don't watch it either but the girl is cute

That jacket is going to get ruined

*kisses*

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Rocking rooster? all about that cock arent you ;333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333


yas?

I have difficulty articulating this, but I'm always trying to explain to people how different the acoustics of an old house are vs a new house. Sound just behaves differently, and if the guy was in an older house with a particular, old-fashioned design and tiles of a certain consistency, he may have actually gotten a better sound.

Don't know if any of that made sense.


You know what you said. It was funny, but daaaaayum.

Adorable, somewhat.

Whoa nice ^^

i can sort of visualise a dilapidated wooden house with wallpaper soaking up more noise than one with smooth plaster walls but it's not intuitive to me to know which one would sound better

i mean to me thinking about sounding better or worse is a non thing, I like rawness and lo fi and people recording in their bedrooms

please don't hate me for it mr. radio person

There's something really satisfying about finding ways to pop the joints in your spine just above your hips

You know and love that I go 0-Savage so quick tho :3

I regularly stretch in ways that put me into pain.
Because it hurts so good.

I just think the ways that you have to move your hips to stretch those last few joints are funny

Agreed. I think I was just going off on a tangent. I like the way voices carry in an old house is all.

That raw sound is charming and sincere. That's why studio goons try to hard to simulate it when they want one of their artists to sound "earthy" but don't want to record them outside of a comfy, air-conditioned space.

The studio sound is appropriate for a great many things, and people have gotten very creative with it. But that raw sound touches the heart in a way that can't be simulated.


I feel woozy and light-headed. I wonder if I had too much tea. I don't have your British capacity for it!

This is why you shouldnt have Brexit... And now we Brexit... Does this mean we will go full Tea?
I am tired.
If you come to England I can give you REAL Tea, not that watered down excuse you guys have... Harbor Tea is the weakest.

find an abandoned house somewhere and record an album with me

hey

loco

Somehow, I ended up watching a bunch of YouTube videos of your Queen's guards dealing with stupid and disrespectful tourists. They show a lot of restraint and discipline by not beating the hell out of some of these people who get in their way or mock them. I remember watching the Changing of the Guard at Arlington Cemetery and how dead-quiet everyone was. I can't imagine someone laughing and trying to distract the guards.

A cup of that tainted water...


I don't get, I thought Chicago had some of the strictest gun laws in America. Why are people still shooting each other there?

I'm actually quite close to the La Mancha border

i hear they have good windmills

Because they're all criminals

I hope you all bought stock in massacres ten years ago!

you probably like red house painters, yeah?

Yeah, its a lot of bullshit we have to endure at the hands of lame ass, loud and in your face americans. Jej.
Naw. We've had to deal with your brash asses for so long we just get on with it. This Marriage our nation has has been going so long.

They should allow law abiding citizens to carry guns


Which massacre?

hey

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN

W-who are you..?

Most of the videos I saw were of British high school kids and Chinese tourists.

There was one that was kinda cute though. A guy was standing near a guard but keeping a respectful distance, and he was trying to get the guard to smile by making up stories about the two of them having gone to school together. The soldier didn't crack until the tourist said the guard's mom picked him up from school until he was 22. For some reason, that got the smile.


I can't think of any good tilting jokes...

They should standard issue all white people military grade automatic weapons for self defense.

your not-so-secret admirer

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Bebop?

The concept of massacres in general.

How're you? I made a new edgy collage.

yeah that's right. what have you been thinking about?

There's kind of a joke in that little fantasies like this are as remote and fake and unlikely and delusional as quixote's giants

but that's a sad one so let's not mention it ok

...

it's not nice to blow people off, ya know.

There are law abiding people everywhere, even in Iraq


I love all massacres

Why are you in Japan?

I don't think about anything

Dontchu lie to me sabby dabby do!
But heh that is pretty cool.
Must get boring and stressful doing what they do.
Big respect man.
If only they could understand my PTSD.

tell me

Because the age of consent is much lower here.

I just forgot I had a proxy on.

I hope she goes to fucking prison

History made!

My mind is always blank. . .


Gonna hit that wet Chinese triple slant?

Hope trump wins so america goes to shit.

come on you can tell me

Wut

...

why's that?

NIXON DID NOTHING WRONG

*sits on your lap*

I still want Rand Paul to be president because he hates Jews and Jew sympathizers


I really don't have a thought in my head, I live on instinct only. Is that hard to get through your fucking head?

How much of the taxpayer's money did Hillary use to pay off the FBI?

We all know she did it

yes, in fact it's impossible.

Nothing is impossible

People realize that gun control laws don't work the way they think they do, right?

Get

Who even are you?

But...rapid inflation caused by his economics mixed with stagnant wages will probably render mama and I homeless. :(

*and me

Me too

Sit on his Xperia.

i can tell you now at least one thing is impossible.

I shouldn't have saved Erio's picture... I'm running out of HDD space

is anyone watching the stream

hillary getting roasted

You getting a gf? :x

You know who, Au-US.

I'm watching is on live American TV masterrace

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Good i will lol

But srs though hillary best president

I was rooting for her but she lies too much so now I'm with Trump

...

...who lies too much

Hillary Clinton

kek af

what's going on with target?

"No reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case..."

Oooooh, I can't wait to hear the GOP response.

At least the only pig Hilary fucked was Bill.

Nothing :/

Hillary did nothing wrong

lmao

Link please?

that's not great. do you think you're ready to leave nyc?

I love you so much master

Just check any of the major US news networks.
They usually don't put location filters for press releases.

Trumpfags need to get iver it. Then ahmgain, they sre as thick as pig shit
I hope thry get cancer

It's over now

They decided that no reasonable person could not realise that they were illegally sharing classified information and that she compromised national security

but that she can't be prosecuted

why are you so angry about it?

If I don't find anything in a month I'll move to my sister's house

“Although we did not find clear evidence that secretary Clinton” or her aides willfully broke a law, “there is evience that they were extremely careless in their handling of classified information”.

Seven chains included top-secret information. Sent by and received by secretary Clinton, he says. “Extremely careless.”

Any reasonable person in secretary Clinton’s position “should have known” the information was sensitive, Comey says, and should have acted differently.

“It is possible that hostile actors gained access to secretary Clinton’s personal email account.”

The prosecutors make decisions about whether charges are appropriate, Comey notes.

Comey says that on the question of willful mishandling of classified information, “Our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case,” Comey says.

“In looking back at our investigations...we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts,” he says.

There was no evidence of “clearly intentional or willful mishandling of classified information,” he says.

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and that's out of the city?

no shh it's not like that

Nothing other Secretaries haven't done. She was just recklessly careless.

Your country voted for brexit backed by the same racist sentiments and either outright fabrications or deliberate misinformation.
You can't even play the "xD ur so dum 4 supporting [x]".

I'm already seeing "#TEXIT" bumper stickers. Please shoot me in the face.

Exactly
Mistakes happen
We've all goofed
I mean trump has a toupee

Mhm in North Carolina...

I don't even know how to drive lmao

And just like the whatever the fuck you call it of our governor "watching" the US military doing drills in our state.
Since they fucking own the base.
And technically the state.
But hey, Texas is only Texans or something.

think you'd be happier there?

Why isn't /r/all exploding

I hope so, I like being able to actually see the stars at night, I like all the nice people and fresh air. I don't know why Yan and Ariel hate living there

whaaaa

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hope you love it. you better call back home at least once a week though or else.

So, like you.

No lol they know I don't like talking on the phone :/

I avoid politics.
Because there is literally nothing I would accomplish even arguing it since I have neither a following nor medium to even influence any vote other than my own.

you have to. i dont like talking on the phone either.

I'm opening up too much :x

Vote Wilders.

Can I open you up?

wew
i kinda want one now

Get two.

didn't you guys try that once

it's all right.

nomoney

Is that Dutch UKIP?
If so, yeah, vote for them and Nexit.
I see no possible future problems.

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jewed out by 3.5GB more than even the most diehard nvidiafeg

He also has a bizarre obsession with China, which he claims is "stealing from us" daily.

How is a non-OECD country "stealing" from us? By manipulating their currency? Sure, it's cheating. But it's a sign of desperation. If anything, they do it because they're under the OECD-nations' thumbs. It's still an ox-and-plow nation, for f--k's sake.

That's what ticks me off the most. He'll coast to victory by demonizing Clinton and China without ever having to explain himself.

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It was a country prior to even being a US state after staging a coup against a fairly tolerant Mexican government.

you're safe

What a silly girl.

What a massive dong.

The one legitimate attempt at succession was during our Civil War, and it was vehemently opposed by Sam Houston and many other Texas Revolutionaries who always intended that Texas should join the Union.

My understanding is that we cannot legally leave the Union now without a unanimous "yes" from the other 49 states.

With said time as a country spent just begging the US to make it a state and the US pretty much saying "we're just friends" because they didn't want a war with Mexico.
The accepted once they realized Mexico was broke as shit, too, and wouldn't fight over it.

And then he'll do a bush

Your dong is massive :>

It could be bigger.

I like what they've done with the yard.

You'd break someone if it was

Am not...


Lol have you seen Shiro's?

Can I try?

Muu!

No, is it nice?

wat


wow lewd


what yard?

you're darling
have fun, see you

Would it be offensive for me to say i don't think any american state can have enough history to warrant nationalistic feeling

Try with me

it's ah-maz-ing...


Don't click my spoilers!


No kiss?

Sure, get over here.

*sits onmy knees*

There was literally only a few missions and not even many Native groups here prior to Stephen F Austin's mass immigration.
The oldest standing structures are all from the 1820s other than a few missions around San Antonio and south Texas.
There's no reason for any sort of nationalism other than like the same reason people favor sports teams with fervor: because it's closest.

People forget this.

Texans were largely left to their own devices. The government just wanted these whities to stop flooding in illegally and pay their taxes.

Historical irony is fun.


It doesn't offend me.

I had a larger paragraph typed out here, but it was turning into a rant.

Show it!

I like rants :(

Tbh smerica has hella history given how new babby it is

Lewd.

The literally only rule for American settlers was "no slaves and we cool".
Mexico was dead broke after its revolution and even then, had lower taxes than the US.
Mexico losing Texas honestly meant nothing to them either since this state has no innate value at the time and it's now all related to industry and power/oil.

Tbh, this image makes me hungry.

The best way to get someone addicted to you is to feed them with a drip.

tfw Trump supporters forgive, ignore and praise Trump's underhandedness

tfw they get at Hilary for doing it better and longer

This

Situational irony is 99% of politics.

I'm hungry.

brb kapsalon

I regret googling this.
It's like shit served on top of more shit.

unfortunately most people aren't smart enough to attack Trump supporters with precision and style.


nobody is smart enough to hold people to their opinions and reasoning. all they got are memes.

Careful guys, that user is really smart

New.

Because it's celebrated in the private sector. Trump is the business-savvy outsider who's going to save us from the corrupt politicians. He doesn't have a dirty political record. Except for all those times he donated money to the Clintons and praised Hillary's work as a Senator, but that was a mistake. He's evolved.

awoo

or new thrad

whicheerever