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beep beep

I guess me and Steve are okay now, though?

I don't know, he posted anonymously a couple months ago and was just looking for Kanra, said I'm alright and he just memes pretty hard in the interest of pissing people off.

Weird guy.

Daily reminder that anxiety is a meme normie disorder

o shit whaddup

Nobody that is relevant even likes him. He tries way too hard to shirk off his past of being an ultra attention slut, but the trail is right behind him because his ass is still leaking. Hasn't changed.

No substance.
Tries to fill the void by being a slut.
Small dick.
Ugly face.
Dead end job.
Like. Why doesn't he fucking move on already? Or is he too spastic to make friends elsewhere?

Spoils is similar.
No substance, but tries to make it up by attempting to fool a dominant personality. But he's super insecure about being slower than most people, you see how he reacts to banter. Just tries to push it down and sit on top.

nezi for the hospital 2017

*bidaily

Sry 4 wall
Cutting into people is an art
/edge

"were"

That isn't even a good switching of words to suit the needs, where's your A game here?


She was really kind so it was the least I could offer in return, not much else I could do for her lol it's too bad she does not even post now

You're such a dog.

ffffff

fuck off scoot

let us keep it that way, more glory for me!

how did you know?!

im you

That Rei's complexion is all wrong.

But damn if she isn't attractive.

I like him tho

yo shit whats up zac

whats an a game


you're not me im me

Spoils, Nezi, or both?

They could say stuff about you, and they infact are so getting personal doesn't really help much.

Can confirm

That's whack

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AX was so much fun

Nezi

Spoils is hit or miss depending

Whats the worst it could be, cancer?
I think I'll survive.


Fine fine.
You owe me an apology though!


As long as him living his life doesn't interrupt how I live my life, good for him.
Does anyone even like him?

Shhhh you'll ruin his fantasy world where everyone likes him and dislikes who ever he dislikes


Did your school not grade with letters?

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I'm not scoots

Kanra, apparently.

You know, Insider.

bump

i never lie

Super aids? Hope it is something you'll survive and especially not suffer from

I felt like shitposting so here's the revy Barbie

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You're way too nice though. Thanks again for the hospitality this year. It means so much. Love ya bro.


It is what it is. Good to go by facts as a general rule. Extrapolate what you will.

NOOOOOOO

STOP

I'll trade my convertible in for a mini van when I get to your age but until the.... I mean I'm sorry nee-san~

die irl person


nono im you, me


ill whack you
and not in the good way


oh, you are like 10 times better than scoot
but thats not really saying much...

Not in public

did you and ian fuck this year?
otp luke x ian

that pic looks nice
:)

I'm insulted.

You wouldn't once you see how inconceivably gorgeous I am

It has a

PREHENSILE

VAGINA

Classic Luke

*spicy meatballs*

No such thing.

Any time friend

No

What do you mean by substance?
Just wondering.


Right right.
I've always been wrong with people with multiple names.
That's why I have one simple one that leads directly to me.


You're still wrong~


You're probably hoping I pass, so you can inherit my stuff.


LOL LIKE I WOULD EVER DRIVE A MINIVAN

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yeah they did i just don't understand what you mean by A game and why im bringing, or not bringing it


no I'm definitely me
I'm right here and you're in there

no but me and grim cuddled

ian was too tweaked out on acid


hell yeah fam

Get there on your own.

weirdo

Have you met my friend AMM?

A what?

the drawing itself is what looks pretty nice, kinda a kewl lizard dragon wolf thing. :)

A pseudopenis is not a vagina
If you're going to be a degenerate do it correctly

I am in your will?! I mean no no nooooooot at all :^)


It means not trying your best, bringing your A game would be your best

lol

do you mean zac?


sergal

I'm poor

my plan has worked perfectly than
how are you doin?


I dont know, eisen
I am pretty amazing


no, im you, me. im there, and you are here
at the same place

So Revy I heard you were a cutie.

The fuck are you talking about????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

"The female Sergal also possesses a prehensile clitoral hood that covers their vulva. This hood has been described to "look like a tongue," and has been shown to be capable of grasping and manipulating objects, as well as entering the vagina, possibly to protect it. In addition, she possesses a second set of vocal folds within her uterus which allow her to, through the contraction and release of muscles, produce a rudimentary speech which is used to communicate with other female Sergals as a paralanguage, often to the consternation of their male counterparts."

I don't remember why I learned this. Holla Forums isn't even that strange, it shouldn't know these things.


SERGALS

I think that was his name.

i know its a sergal
:3

i've been aroun 4chan long enough~
just saying my appreciation for the pretty pic

I'm alive.

What
The
Fuck


What does it mean when you talk about substances in terms of a person?

The ability to hold and continue conversation. The ability to be dynamic in that conversation.
Someone with experience in life. Gone through good and bad, and learned from it.

Image fuck

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Zac was the first person I ever talked to

Nice meme

??????????????

Well I'm pretty AND amazing.

thanks
:)

glad to see some people in the world still appreciate Luka in the least.

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can confirm

thanks

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I fucking ran from the furry zootopia to the vocaloid one for ya


Np

are you sure?
should check for a pulse


well im pretty AND amazing AND super cool

Revy you'd have to suck me off while I watch NBC in our hotel room while rolling if you want me to take you to AX

It happened this year and I want it to happen next year too

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Check my pulse?

what was i doing again?


wrong im me
in this place u aren't even here lol

Hey Tokai

Can confirm

Well I don't care enough to bother with the vocal genitals of imaginary fuckpuppets so afaic it's no different than the spotted hyena

Not trying that's for sure :^)

fuck
hey what are YOU doing, tomorrow night, at 8?
You want to go to applebees?

*hugs*
i'm almost lvl 25 in OW!


:)
why were you at the furry stuff though?

Then don't call people out.

Why are you watching NBC and rolling?

That doesn't take that much time.

For Luke

If I'm weird, you're a freak.


You're being removed now!


Probably not.
I know what I know, and I don't want to learn new things.


Well I feel like most people here would suffer from a lack of substance then.


your snaps were very cute


this is boring
come eat oreos with me

Test your personality is super feminine rn

Lukas on that shit

It's still not a prehensile vagina
It's a prehensile pseudopenis

so this is test after 1 week of HRT
im so proud of him

What does luke do at the furry area? :)


I'mma casual! ....

how even?

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only if they are double stuffed


yes, you might actually be dead


oh :(

Also I'd have to start planning my cosplay like right now and idek

goedenmorgen

lets go to ruby tuesdays and have a good surf and turf meal for some low low prices

I don't believe they are

No I was asking you to do it for me idiot

Thieving and living in some hut apparently?


Fair enough, at least I can just hope for you to be alright now!


Hows it hangin?

Some trap Remilia invited me over to his/her/its room
I was already rolling before getting there
I turned on the TV and NBC was on
The trap started sucking me off


Who would you cosplay as?

Yiff
I fucking hate it when my eye gets fucked but this Judy was a qt

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This looks horrible without context lol

[2:30:44 AM] Test: Glad that's over with
[2:30:52 AM] Test: *throws a towel at you*
[2:30:57 AM] Test: Clean yourself up


confirm then

You eye's were not feeling okay for some reason?
What's a 'Judy' ?~

What a whore
And that's the problem I have no clue
I don't like any current or hugely popular anime so I'm stuck with miku, Warframe, or mtg

you live in a hut?
why?

Ugh

i dont feel alive

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Trust me I'm p qt

Test abuse

She's so cute


The image didn't post

.

Oh~
a judy rabbit zooptopia!


but yah she's a nice cosplay!

Cause towel wearing people apparently think Alberta is a province much like a caveman society, our huts protect us from the cold with maple syrup magic


I can assure you that you are in fact alive unless this is all a tv show based around my life to show aliums, if so? when is the r rated part where you post noods? :^)

Do Miku

or reimu


Damn grim I didn't know you were all about dat trap life

Well I always knew there'd be a time when I had to try to pass off an assault as self defense

Dis some gud shit

nothing is real

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sand niggers?

I don't know 2hoo very well so it'd have to be miku

Dat Tomoko cosplayer tho

UGH


ill check your pulse with both hands then you fuck


Why not go to taco bell to try the delicious explosion that is the dorito crunch taco, only at taco bell?

(like)

Nigga shit talking my waifu today

Lmao

That sucks I've used fake money on fake things as a fake person, fakeception has overtook the world!


Yes but probably not plural

nah not that way

u rule

Not like you need the extra stuffing.

Thanks.
:)

ill give you extra stu-
nah, nevermind

Gimme hugs luka

this is my art

I LOVE TACO BELL
TACO BELL
TACO BELL
TACO BELL
YAY YAY YAY
AY AY AY IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN AT TACO BELL


sand negro?
one?
who is this sand negero?

Is something wrong

Then whats up?


Baka don't be a baka

He's still mad so he's gonna just passive aggressively throw jabs until he forgets why he was mad
It's how he copes

You missed your chance.

*hugs*

but thats my name i can't help it
how ma i being a bka!?

Moar

your check will be in the mail in 1-3 business days

dont do this to me
Im only attracted to things without a pulse
like 2d girls


n..no

???

check for what

Hi

You mean 2d guys right?

Gimme

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taco bell now

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goodnight all, gonna read and then try to sleep

Bakabakabaka lol

What

nini papi

cute pic

what r u doing

goodnight nezi

I have no idea

lmao yeah
hi


BUY ME TACO BELL NOW

/squishu


E- hugs

Nice folder

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your advertising check, silly


n..no
2d girls are superior to all guys
just 2 cute

u took way too much lsd at ax

No

That was Ian.

I doubt you even remotely like girls of any kind you liar.

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:)

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Don't be angry
Have an oreo

new aussie song

bliss
youtube.com/watch?v=-OXYTWVHeZA

please, lolis and most 2d girls are to adorable not to want to fuck

nom nom

Angry-brown-man.jpg

but i didn't advertise anything


YES
hi what are you doing here and who r u??????

is neko like a career lurker here? i get that vibe from him.


yeah but you said that trap was giving out lsd to everyone

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I wasn't there. Was at the convention center.

dude grim did fucking coke

Sounds like a trip


Hi!

If you really like girls then you can tell me if this is a guy or girl.

I'm Neko/kitty and in here because my steam friends suck and don't wanna talk to me

oh yeah you told me that...but still though. i mean you took so much that even i feel loopy rn talking to you. that must be why.

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are we friends now?


be my steam friend! I love talking on steam!

nothing interesting with that


guy
probably
I said 2d you FRICK

hey baka guess what

Its a girl you fucking faggot.

Who are you

it's my birthday soon?


im baka!

I am okay with this

neko is half black :o

Oh okay
Well my steam ID is littleneko

ill suck your girl dick faggot

Sci I didn't drop acid

Ok just leave the bow on

but im not going anywhere

oh okay.
also do you know if someone was in there..?

sorry but Im going to cut it off

:D


WHOA
that's cool


can you just link me to ur page the search thing is fucked
or i'll do mine

Yeah there was a dude

This isn't happening then.

Just type /id/littleneko at the end of the address bar on the steam website

night


then its time for me to take my leave

i know he's like our token guy

wonder if i could rent a room

night qt

oh yeah!


token black guy?
fuckin cool

Motel is your best bet. Share with someone.

bye

Yeah

INVITE SENT

actually who is that qt

G2b am

no i mean permanently

Probably not

sup fgts...

user stama

baka nigger... hai

Aye

lol hey dude... sappenin. u still in LA?

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Just Luke and I chilling to future funk on the last night of ax

Gonna sleep soon

Or are you?


How are you doing?

FLIP DEM DA BIRD!

...thats cool bro. by the sound of things you need some rest... and a trip to rehab lol

Its pillow-chan.


She wrote my name on her face and has boobs

Idunno about the others, but I enjoyed responsibly

so i got some nerd core here for you faggots
commence PC porn...
tldr mah bro's shit is fucked


long version
my dude asked my to recover some data off some 3.5inch floppy. family ics and stuff ukno... well after rigging up a usb eternal i got no files. so...

I busted out mah old win98 lappy

this bitch has a bad ass 64mb ram

just look at the fukken specs on this beast

i heard cocaine tho

I can't read that
But make sure the floppy isn't locked
I know write protection has nothing to do with reading

But just try it

Goodnight

I did a couple of lines, yeah.
Do I seem different?
It's just coke..

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bitches dunno the pain of dialup networking.
tfw AOL

the floppy is unlocked nigga... man

naw im just effing with you

IM GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Nini

lawd is dat um pre2k ir tech? shiiii

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU FUCKED OFF

oh

Have to keep the data degradation in mind


Lol ok


Neenee

Oh

i think its all gone man... old disks are old

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BEHOLD, CHILDREN OF CAIN!
ALL BEINGS NOT OF REPTILIAN FORM: BE UPON THEM

Hey sama-chan


It's okay

Hey Erio hows it hanging?

thats all the nerdcore for tonight... does that shit make you as hard as i am right fucking now?


lol... hes saved the shit umteen million years ago, doesnt back it up... ima have to break his heart lol

hai lexy.. how are you tonight sexy pants?

When you wish you had enough time to just go lie down in the middle of nowhere and watch the stars.

When did you join the secret ban club discord?

like... not even a month ago. last night was my third time there. why do you ask??

You should apologize for your transgressions.


Pretty good; looks like my sleep habits are cycling back to normal. Woke up about an hour ago. You?

is it bad that i read that as "transgenders" at first?

Well, that's fitting, from what I've heard.

Transgression is a bad thing.

Oh do you play overwatch? Get on discord.

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well i wasnt commenting about that, my dyslexia got the better of me


is what way? elaborate...


Idont, but I will if you want me to sugarpants

:D
play overwatch

You're too weak for me to believe you can just ignore it, you lying little attention slut.

Do you think that will cause me to leave you alone? You're mistaken.


Freud. :3

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transgression
trɑːnsˈɡrɛʃn,trɑːnzˈɡrɛʃn,transˈɡrɛʃn,tranzˈɡrɛʃn/
noun
an act that goes against a law, rule, or code of conduct; an offence.

i uhhh am not buying that game...

:(

evening Erio

yeh... ikno

mah loot has all gone elsewhere
#adulthood

get moar

Who is Void Cookie?

Doin great actually

You should apologize for misrepresenting things. It's pretty rude, considering the kind of conversations you've had with me. :3

goggles?

gettin et bae... all the loots

I'm almost done with college. I'm going to have to smoke the rest of the weed I have and start doing grown-up things, I guess.

even overwatch?

M'lady.

lunno...

?

Ah

Sounds like a bat time, not the smoking part

Bebop? Are you trying to instigate even though I told you this could go another direction?

If you want to say stuff, you can feel free.


I think weed is kind of a way of staying in a kind of childhood state of mind, tbh.

sleep didn't work

never does lately kek

Tell that to drug cartels yo

RIP

Should try killing yourself :)

Why would they care? :3

Their job is just to distribute it.

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but that would make it harder to sleep :)

erio hug me

Don't worry; I think this will be worked out clean and blood free.


They'd be higher energy if they didn't.

Say please. :3

huh?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1hm26okygmI

aww

I..
Just watched the latest re:zero

lexi is offish totes adorbs... js

Fucking

He told me you're Sci; never mind. Anyway, that thing is being worked out peacefully now.


-huggu- ♥

go to bed dude ur flight is in like 5 hours

Thanks for the advice son

go to bed daddy

have a safe trip chocolate bear im going to pass out now


i am

yea of course im sci. i dont even know who you were talking to.

boo calls erryone daddy...

I am starting to get concerned over the amount of people that call guro 'daddy'.

WRONG
chocolate daddy = grim
dad= you, bruce willis
daddy = guero

simple

i thought i was your papito... :/

Gonna pack and sleep

Cya posters

dont wake up

GO TO SLEEEP

kinda want to go eff with the people on lewd a little more tonight...

Sci?

I'll set the alarm just for you

later

bebop!

Did you need something?

just need you babe lmao

oh also i'm stealing spike from you

gay

yep... youre all still faggots

iiiin a good way

im straighter than u are fairy boy

o.o

yeah yeah keep talking, faggot

*wave

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^_^ -waves back-

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how ya goin blue

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