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How do I romance Ritz?

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you put on the ritz

Grab her by the ears

Just stick your dick in her. It'll work itself out.

you might as well do a granny while you are there

First you have to move below her forehead, though it might take a while.
Then you fist her in the hole of your choice.

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I want to believe

If Ritz and her mom were trying to hide the fact she is white haired why did they settle on pink dye?

Puff up your chest, look her straight in the tits, tackle her to the ground then suck her dick. She'll never leave you after that.

because shes a girl and pink is cute and girly you fucking retard

go to ffta2 and fug Adelle, Illua and all of the Prima Donna Vieras
and then tenderly marry Frimelda

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Take her to a hair salon to look at highlights. It'd be a date to dye for.

It's time.

Satan almost guided my cock into DISASTER!

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Even if everything about him drove people nuts, Luso should be commended for slapping that thief and straightening her out. Glad to see a character with their balls still intact.

Why does every FF thief have to have an identical personality?

it's supposed to be red but the whole pallet is washed out

Judge swords

FFTA2 is actually a pretty good game.


Like everything in TA, it is a watered down FF12 concept. In this case, the pizza swords are the Measures.

It's like you want bad grades. Also if it's college, she's 2-3 years older than you at most, there can't possibly be an issue.

Fuck it, I'm dumping some Viera porn.

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Is that called the Half Menorah Blade. Side bar holy fuck google Menorah Holla Forums is going to loose its mind.

so the pizza cutter swords would be something along the lines of a road measuring wheel

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Is this really necessary?

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eh idk, I really liked FFTA but couldn't go more than 10 minutes in FFTA2

I think we all know what a menorah looks like.

Yes.

Has anyone ever done a measures only run of 12?

Some of these aren't porn, but I'm mass spoilering to be safe.

I figured it out, you just call her phone.

Forgot to spoiler the last set. That's pretty much it for non-/d/ content.

Gotta catch 'em all!

It's vastly superior. One, it takes place in actual Ivalice and follows the lore (but not the tone) of 12 and Tactics. It adds a bunch of new jobs and races and has a fairly down to earth plot you fight the mafia. It's also fairly open, you're hardly ever railroaded into plot-battle.

Actions are awesome.


That would be supremely inconvenient. You'd just have to rely Telekinesis for melee, which i think would avoid the positive buff chance.

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Then please stop.

Also, since this is just Ivalice shitposting, why the fuck are the Occurian swords so bad in vanilla FF12? It made me actively dislike them before I was supposed to.

I want to see someone beat Yiazmat and Omega with nothing but Euclid's Sextants.

Das rite!

Yep, and one or two of the /d/ stuff accidentally ended up in the dump anyways.

I was taking a very hard stem course which I'm not even sure I passed. There would have been lots of drama if word got out. This is assuming my autistic ass is not misinterpreting things as well.

Well if I failed the course and see her next semester I might go for it. Or maybe not.

I felt the same way when it first came out, but I gave it another shot last year and got just as hooked. If the story bothers you the most, it gets better as time goes on and the side quest content has multiple side stories that make it worthwhile as well.

Nah fam, she might think you're a dummy.

Nice numeros, though.

that wouldn't even be possible in the IZJS version since it does holy damage.

I'm pretty fucking stupid at math despite understanding the theory behind the stuff I'm studying, so her assumption wouldn't be too far off anyhow.

doing god's work, user

The only let down in FFTA2 was that you had to take in all the special characters and couldn't turn them down if you wanted to go 100%
It had Mont Blanc in it tho, so it's cool

What if you used reverse?

The only let down of FFTA1&2 is that they're not the original FFT on consoles. The differences is like night and day. Granted, as is I thought FFTA1&2 were pretty fucking complex for handheld games. So I doubt a 1:1 copy of FFT for handhelds which are supposed to be on the go pick up and play affairs, would be a good idea.

But yeah, I'm surprised at how much the charge system changes the dynamics of combat. Granted I expected the jobs and weapons mastering to be much more deep since it's a console game. But I was just shocked at how much things can change due to the combat not being as immediate. Things such as stance, morale, casting times etc. go a long way despite being small details.

I will give credit where it's due though, FFTA has no random encounters bullshit, and the monster taming mechanics were fun.

Most 'em are directly riffing from FF6's thief off the top of my head. I remember Zidane took heavy notes but he had being a heavy flirt added in, to the point he's the only FF protag that's played grabass on-screen and he's programmed to look at the most conventionally-attractive female model in the room when not speaking to anybody, so that sets him apart.

FFT was shit, stop pretending otherwise

The only aspect in which the TA series has an edge is on the monster taming. Aside from that, you're opinion is shit.

nah

Also


I don't play videogames for a fucking story, specially fucking SRPGs. You want a story with your SRPG? Play Waifu Emblem.

If you're going to hate the game hate it for the massive slowdowns it caused on the PS1 and PSP during special status animations, due to how bloated it was in content.

Does no one want to talk about Tactics Ogre? I got Let Us Cling Together on the PSP and I'm really enjoying it.
Pls no spoilers, I'm only on chapter 3 of chaos route

I haven't played TO for quite some time to be honest, so I can't make an objective opinion about it right it now.

they're both immune.

heh


The most annoying parts in FFTA were the constant "Help X town" after freeing it for the 100th time
Constantly getting judge points even when you got 10 was something you could've easily avoided, just like the fucking judge getting a turn to move his fat ass

FFTTA2 casualized the phoenix downs and revives where you didn't have to hit the tile with the corpse anymore, but that was okay.
I was hoping for more Gaol action, the moon towers were hard but pretty unrewarding if I'm honest.

I saw that as a trade off in regards to it having no random encounters bullshit. You've gotta keep the player on edge somehow, ya know? Of course after enough leveling late game that shit becomes more a of a chore than a challenge.

Judge system did piss me off and had me confused. Here we had something putting in artificial restrictions so as to increase challenge and replayability in a fucking MOBILE GAME.

In regards to FFTA2 I don't know why it used to get so much ire 3 years ago. I mean, yeah it's easier, but there's still plenty of the complexity that was present in FFTA1. Judging a game solely on how hard it is sounds fucking dumb to me if it offers other means of replayability that don't rely on its difficulty.

Maybe if the game wasn't named FFTA2 it wouldn't have gotten shat on as hard as it used to on old/v/.

Help x town would be not so bad if the enemies were worth fighting, they're low level shit

that reminds me, another major fucking issue I had with the fucking zodiac ore
because you could use that up and then you'd be sitting on a fucking mission where you need it, and you can not get it anymore
so if you fuck that up you gotta reset if you want to 100% and get Cid
really pissed me off

it had a hard mode and I'd like to see those casuls play hard mode and finish all moon towers

the judge system in 2 I found more appealing because by obeying the law you'd get a clan privilege and lose it if you broke it and be unable to revive fallen units

Maybe
I think the whole "March was a villain" nonsense sunk into the heads of those who never even touched the game and so they never bothered to play it

I'd say it's more that FFTA2 promised more of the same that you saw in FFTA. Everyone knew this right from the getgo from promotional material, so it turned off many people such as the FFT diehards, and the people who hated the judge system irreconcilably.

Also, Marche was a villain. Fuck you.

I enjoyed FFTA but come on faglord.

essentially this is correct

The book was sucking people's life force and shit

He had absolutely no idea of this until way after starting his holy crusade of "lmao this is escapism this is wrong stop having funnnn". He just wanted to go back home and absolutely nothing else mattered to him.

It's what made him go from 'gee I wish I was home' to 'guess I gotta kill some gods to save my bitchass friends'

fuck that pussy bitch Newt.
Literally got everything handed to him but still managed to lose to a self made man and his clan in his own fucking dream world while having laws skewered in his favor.
Why the fuck should Marche sacrifice his real life because of three dumb fucks who'd rather get high and ignore their problems than face and overcome them?

this tbh. Marche doesn't need to be justified, he justified himself simply by being able to.

thats a jewish thing to say

ebin virtue signal

Not joining the winning side

You can't you baka ass motherfucker, she's obviously a dyke. Does fugging vierra count as bestiality?

forgot my funny arrow >

you faggots don't realize that bringing everyone back to fucking reality improved not only their attitudes but also their lives
not to mention they'd all have died having their life force sucked out by Remedi
it's not Marche's holy duty to abandon his life for a couple run away kids

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there's none
the Nightdancer in FFTA2 is a fag

Thanks for reminding me that game existed
Time to go loot a harem of Lamias again

Nights of Lodis worked fine for the GBA.

Rinok from FFXII is the sister of Ba'Gamnan

well I'll be fucking damned
I blocked 12 out of my memory completely because it sucked donkey balls

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If they kept Basch as the main character FFXII IZJS might have had the potential to be better than FFV. But Square had to pander to the pretty boy Japanese audience.

I just realized FFTA is Rebel Without A Cause

I'd kill for a game like that
I can't believe they actually tried to branch off with 12, Revenant Wings was shit enough, but bringing it into ffta2 was a complete waste of time

They meed to have Matsuno come back and do FF12 Tactics as a sequel to Revenant Wings that's actually good and shows how the Archadean civilization collapsed via Ajora.

The Zodiac version is getting an international release.

I wish they'd put it on vita.

I don't know how to feel about this, even if it were a trpg
If the MC were to be Vaal again, I'd rather just have it die

*Vaan
wew

Wait, Omega is immune to reverse in the Zodiac version? That's going to hurt. They didn't bump him back up to 10 million HP did they?

Say it takes place simultaneously with TA2. Bam, now none of them, nor Al Cid can show up. Hurray!

that'd be ballin actually

We can tie the whole series together by having Ajora be a Kiltean priest/spy who the Occuria corrupt via a grimoire for one last stab at "reigning history." Ajora seizes all 25 espers (the 12 Lucavi, their 12 light counter parts and Zodiark) and goes on a murder rampage across the continent, trying to wipe humes out.

XII was amazing, Vaan sucked, but he was so unimportant that you could play the game without even using him.

What's even the point of that damn class?

Elemental coverage for red mages?

You could tie characters like Ezel and Mont Blanc into it as well, maybe even Lezaford


it rewards you for playing and suffering through with nothing to look forward to and shit cutscenes with poorly written characters like Ashe
fun as it may have been, it could've been much better


m8, you get double mp as white mage, then double cast as red mage, and then you disable the shit out of your enemies if not wreck their shit entirely

he's immune in both versions, unless there's some way around safety I'm not aware of, and no they didn't bump up his health thank god. Hell Wyrm had enough as it is.

I know that, I just want anybody that isn't Vaan, Penelo or Ashe to be the main character.

I've never said it was perfect nigger, It's fun as fuck, the music is good, the world is nice to explore, and the story is pretty good (beside Vaan an penelo, which might as well not exist).

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TO is super depressing and it makes me simultaneously sad and angry. Not surprising, considering that it's basically the Yugoslav wars in a fantasy setting.

tfw you will never remove Bakram

And I never said it had to be
I remember more about scenes where Balthier and/or Fran said next to nothing and were just there rather than anything the other characters have ever done, even during action heavy scenes or battles. They blend into the fucking background to me.
If a character does that, I do not only not care about them, I don't want to have to play as them or have them in my party.
Again, as fun as the game may have been, it absolutely failed on that and it affects the rest of the game's components.

That… explains a lot. I only used Red/White magic with doublecast since I thought only those applied.

Actually, thinking about it, I don't remember 100% if you could in ffta1, I know you could in 2 and even with summons, but I'm fairly sure it was a thing in 1 already

Just checked on my old gba, it works

Neat, too bad I'm stuck at 299/300 in FFTA now. I'll keep that in mind for two.

Blood Price + Dual Cast Summoners, ideally with corresponding elemental robes. You can cast infinitely. It destroys the game.

My favorite build is still Paravir/Sage though.

you fucked up the zodiac ore didn't you

I think I discarded an item I shouldn't have pretty much.

I prefer to learn all Parivir or Fighter, mainly for far fist and backdraft abilities and then go full Paladin with Sequencer, two Sequencers if you use a cheat module :^), Excalibur2/Fallen Angel, Peytral and an angel ring + ninja tabi
Both Sequencer and Peytral keep improving their stats over time
I remember Sequencer's max being 131, bretty gud


It can only be the zodiac ore because any other item you could get again with a mission, but the ore you can only get x times, and need it for exactly x quests
Unless you know someone who could trade it to you via cable you'll have to reset

…Well, it has some good points but fuck the Law system and fuck the random loot.

I'd go Ninja/Parivir.

I found it refreshing, just like some other changes from FFTA, like your MP starting at 0 instead of being full first and then depleting with use.
The deaths were casualized so you could revive them anywhere unless you broke the law that is and the fucking judge wouldn't take a turn and you wouldn't have to wait for him to dish you out JP for every kill, though I miss Judge points and combos.


A nice combo as well, but I never saw a purpose for Ninja other than dual wield and the speed/evasion advantage

I like the FFTA law system because it affects not only you but the enemy as well. FFTA2's law system is designed just to add artificial difficulty (Can't use Fire..on enemies who are weak to fire)..and some of the laws are just BS (No Missing? Expect you to miss…on TURN 1!)

Unrelated to the law system, not a fan of splitting the White Magic to White and Green, making the White Mage to be nothing but a healbot and not a healbot and buffer and honestly, not a fan of starting out with MP 0.

Yeah that was a big flaw to me as well, especially laws that can fuck you over since you can't actively choose to uphold them

Green mage was of absolutely no value to me, I was hoping for something more valuable of a job addition for the Viera.
Spellblade on the other hand was pretty ballin.

I kinda liked that you start out with 0MP so both you and your foes start at 0 and work up from there. That's where I would use the Privilege for upholding the law that gives you 20MP back each turn instead of 10.
The one single reason I hated that you started with full MP in FFTA1 was the ability to turn damage into mp damage, so as long as you had at least 1mp you'd take any damage unscathed.
But I think the ability was nerfed in 2.

Dismiss.

He's right though, newfriend.

Indeed. Especially when you can combo Blade Art with Twincast and then have the Spellblade be a ranged attacker. But yeah, the Green Mage shouldn't have existed and just give the White Mage the buff spells.

Could you be retarded somewhere else?

Random loot a shit but the law system was just a way to stop you from spamming revive.

Sorry, are facts triggering you?

Being retarded is pretty factual.

Here, you need this
Can't help with your projections however, I recommend suicide.

Constant shitposting is a legitimate reason for suicide, I'd recommend it.

Is there a modded rom of FFTA and FFTA2 fixing some of the bullshit like making classes useful and getting rid of the zodiac ore bullshit?

none that I am aware of
all you gotta do is not waste it :^)

Hell, if there's a rom that reworked the Law system of FFTA-2, I'd be a happy camper.

FUCK THE ALBINO, user

IF YOU PASS, GO THANK HER FOR HER HARD WORK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEN ASK HER OUT
IF YOU FAILED, GIT GUD AND THEN SEE ABOVE WHEN YOU STOP BEING SHIT

FUCK THE ALBINO YOU FUCKING NIGLET
i never went to college

user, she's interested. Just go into her office and [spoiler]start a good wholesome relationship, wait for sex until marriage and have beautiful children[spoiler]

time to go to bed

This TBH.

Book was sucking their life force slowly. eventually they would all die. He was objectively right , woke them up from the bluepill and redpilled them into reality like they should. He uncucked his friends from their little safe space bubble so they could live and actually achieve their dreams

I have the same opinion but with Balthier as the MC. I still regard IZJS as one of the best FF though.

Marche is actually the antagonist of that game.

no, it wasn't doing that

They were having their essences drained by an Occurian artifact. Marshe did the right thing.

It's a white albino right? Cause nigger albinos are fucking weird man

The missing mission is mission 100 and it's related to capturing five monsters and I'm apparently just missing one. Couldn't be zodiac ores, I have one in my inventory right now and a mission to get another. Wew.

Those are the most memorable that come to mind.
I didn't really like Adelle's sidequest because most of the Inheritor's abilities are average, bad or just plain unreliable when you can just be a Paladin dual wielding knightswords using Magick Frenzy to brutalize everyone in your path. And the game actually teaches you that chep trick with the Five Colors' Blue Mage pretty early on.
The main quest if pretty meh however and I didn't like the way it locks you with 5 characters in your rooster throughout the end. I wasn't particularly fond of Cid or Gurdy.

can you cite a direct source for Mike himself making 100k, not just a guess?

One can only hope. I keep wondering how they can plug the game in the show now, considering how batshit weird it's gotten.

Is this game cracked on PC or is that not possible with Windows store games yet? I want to buy it, but not on their platform.

Is this getting a worldwide release or do we got the short end of the stick here in Europe?

Is there hope?

have you played any of the deus ex games

This pretty much

obligatory new kid

I like her welsh accent desu senpai

I just remembered you cast reverse on YOURSELF not Omega to cheese that battle. It's been a while since I've played 12.

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True, I'm just too old for Holla Forums

Archers rapes everything in the game, more if you start a battle with your units from a high terrain.

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Memes that are still funny the 10th times you've seen them don't exist.

Someone at Bioware saw where the trainwreck was going and decided to try and make a funny. That's why it's the Black Guy instead of like, Garrus or Tali or Miranda or something.

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My little base.

for some reason my Seamoth just despawned, I have no idea why, had to spawn a new one with console

That crosshair is so fucking retarded

I don't mind nostalgia. I mind when you have nostalgia for the fucking n64.

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You think they'll have a Jaycee customization for Julia?

youtu.be/HIeB8vLx-6M?t=1m54s 1:54

I've stopped playing a long time ago but I sincerely hope it doesn't die anytime soon

If you're that much of a scaredy cat then just bring an UV light with you and burn the evidence :^)

the retro soundtrack was literally one of the best things about the game you chucklefuck memester

Because they're trying to push it on console normalfags/casuals. Except most of them don't even bother with this shit and just get a PS4/Xbone which is much more affordable these days. That and there's hardly any marketing for it (from what I've seen at least).

And the richfags that can afford to buy multiple copies of each hardware are either the same autists that just spend hundreds on CS:GO/TF2 skins and have thousands of hours in mostly source games because that's literally all they play. Or already have a good setup that shits on the Steam Machine.

It's just optional not a MUST have thing. A keyboard and mouse will benefit you much more for 90% of existing games.

Literally every black character GTA is like that, from Lance Vance to Franklin. All they do is bitch and moan about something.

but how does it improve? the video i've seen makes the combat looks like the same, are we sure you guys aren't the autistic one?

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You probably fought him after Rom and we're over leveled like everyone else. OP is most likely referring to the defiled chalice version.

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So, what's this jump meant to look like?