Why do zombies have to look retarded now?

I liked zombies better when they actually looked and moved like animated corpses. Now they just look like sunburned assholes who cut their lips off.

Because they had to make zombies cool, like the 28 Days Later ones even if they weren't even undead.

This is what happens when something gets popular on the internet, it turns into internet shit.

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monsters embody fears
fears of people
people write
write about zombies
and zombies, they a-changing

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'

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they need to be relatable.

I don't know how to feel about this

It's not like this was a very good thread to begin with, but come on, not everything is about jews.

Yes. Let's derail another thread with your favorite board boogeyman, you fucking autist.

It's what he was trying to do. Why else would someone post about jews and how zombies are a fear of liberals and minorities?

When did Donte become a zombie?

He always was, this is just his final form

Because people don't understand the importance of visual poetry in an artistic image. When was the last time we see zombies rising up from the soil?

That's where you go to get soaked in atmosphere.

I'm pretty partial to the tombstone scene in City of the Living Dead where you also see some dead waking up.