What would a current year reboot of this kino look like?

What would a current year reboot of this kino look like?

shop trump face on that pic and you would have the current year remake

Just stress a lot more on the fact that it's not about the jews. Like Carpenter said on that tweet.

All the aliens are all white republicans and their leader is Trump. Rowdy Roddy is replaced by a strong black womyn with intense resting bitchface. Instead of Keith David, it's an obese muslin tranny. The resistance against the aliens is styled after Antifa. Instead of sunglasses, they're thick-rimmed hipster glasses. Instead of dying at the end, Black Woman survives and goes on to fight the patriarchy.

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I nominate CCH Pounder.

If that ain't resting bitchface, I don't know what is.

I'd like to be dominated by her.

I'd like to be giving you a free helicopter ride.

I'm here to shoot a 7 and a half minutes long fist fight sequence and make a good film. And i'm all out of talent.

- Rowdy John Carpenter

you don't have a helicopter tbh

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Its sad it would go like that when in reality the antifa dipshits are manipulated by the neo-liberals and their bankster buddies.

Imagine having this narrow a view of the world.

HAVE A FAMILY
LOVE YOUR PEOPLE
DON'T LET CORPORATIONS CONDITION YOUR THOUGHT AND EMOTION
KEEP THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE PURE
LEARN FROM TRADITION
spooky stuff

If that's leftism then I'm a communist on the spot.

you just don't get it

Maybe you're the one whom doesn't get it.

The Purge 4.

That's actually the best part about it. I'm sorry if you don't get the genius behind it.

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7 minutes of fist fight is completely useless and boring

It's how over the top it is that makes it funny

it's not over the top, it's two people who can't act fist fighting for 7 minutes
it's boring

How can you claim that they aren't pro-corporate when they control their policies and work in them? They're the ones who fired James Damore too according to his lawsuit details.


He's pointing out that those would be considered "brainwashing"/alien messages in the reboot.

It's like watching an awful wrestling match, I guess thats what happens when you hire a wrestler as your lead.


You can have retarded authoritarianism controlled by corporations or retarded authoritarianism controlled by government honeypots, welcome to 2018 Political Choice™

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t. wwe watcher

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What an awful thread

On one hand, I really wish someone would do a re-boot, since it's one of my favorite movies but it's still so campy and full of 80's cringe I can barely stand it myself. On the other hand, based on the quality of movies that have been produced in the past two decades, I know a modern re-boot would be twice as cringe inducing.

fag

fuck you this thread is beautiful

the 80s were a shit decade

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Tell me the 20 minute "fight scene" wasn't absolutely nauseatingly unnecessary

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They were worse than the 90s, nuff said

If it's your favourite movie, just watch it again. They need to stop making remakes, it's fucking retarded. In saying that, the first Hollywood feature film wasn't even an original.

How long until you plebs are unironically watching gay porn as 'based cinema'


Why do you want to he controlled so bad? Don't you trust yourself to make sensible decisions?

I'm pretty sure user doesn't trust others to make what he deems sensible decisions.

It's absurd, you didn't get it.

How is that shit? And even more, how is that really representative?

Wrong, the 90s were probably the blandest decade of the century.

I know that. He probably thinks after the glorious revolution/dotr he will get get to make the rules and indulge in all his power fantasies and get his waifu…… OH NO NO NO NO


Explain why it's good then. We'll wait.

The 80s had all the downsides of the 90s with additional shallowness and happy clappy optimism
Also 80s hair metal was fucking gay as hell

Because of the sheer absurdity of it. It's comical that you think it's about to end just for it to continue.
And because it shows that Frank knew there was some disturbing truth about the whole thing and was afraid to death of it. He knows that Nada is right, but still fights him because he doesn't want to know.

It was a veneer of optimism that hid people's Cold-war fueled fear. It was also a decade of excess. In a way, we've been going through a similar process since about 2010, I expect the 2020s to be full 80s tier.
Hair metal was great btw, And the early 90s were passable, it all went to shit around 94-96.
90s and early 2000s were the age of "muh chillins", fanny packs, boring fashion, terrible style all around, bad music and forgettable movies. There was still good stuff being made but not like in the 80s where almost everything was daring, bold, intense. I mean just look at the cars from the 90s and compare them to the ones from the 80s.

The 20s will be characterized by massive unemployment due to automation, increasing mass surveillance and censorship and ethnic conflicts within western nations as a result of the failure of multiculturalism
If anything they will be the hangover after unjustified wishy-washy optimism
Gay
You mean people dressing up normally as opposed to the gay hairstyles that were in auge in the 80s? or now?
I think only a /fa/ggot would complain about "boring fashion"
Hair. Metal.
Hollywood was always trash
They were a cheap consumeristic decade where even the right wing had abandoned any sense of higher purpose in favor of nihilistic neoliberal vanity under Reagan, and we still suffer the consequences today
Honestly as much as they were shit decades i can understand why somebody would be nostalgic of the 90s or the 00s, but the 80s i will never understand

Retard

My nigga. Pic related was another good bridges kino.
00’s were objectively the shittiest/most bland thanks to the Israeli false flag.

nigger

which way is she looking

I hated a good part of it tbh, the cinematography was on point and memorable but it was badly written, the characters behaved in a way that made no sense. And finding that Phil Collins' wonderful song was relegated to the credits roll disappointed me a lot, most of the soundtrack was pretty shitty. Loved the visual style though.
I'll make sure to check out that one.
I partially attribute the 80s revival to the rise of perceived violence caused by that false flag tbh.

Looking at the front, checking for snipers with her right eye.

Proud PoC puts on the glasses. Every cumskin looks like Adolph Hitler wearing a KKK hat. smdh son horrorkino.

Everyone tends to forget that outside of Arnie and Hulk Hogan, the 80s were sorely lacking in masculine men. I reckon I could take most male band members from that period in a fight and leave them in a pile of blood and teeth. Ironically David Bowie was one of the more "male" looking singers that decade. The only others were mostly 70s holdovers like Pink Floyd, Phil Collins and all those ex-band members that started solo projects.
nah m8 fuck off they're hot as shit. Get rid of the useless outer panties or make them a part of the same layer and you have everything the modern woman should aspire to.

you forgetting someone?

They wore makeup like women but were often ripped, wtf are you talking about?

Google, Apple, and Amazon team up against the cis white male aliens and destroy them 4ever by exposing their ties to russia.

Nobody was talking about flat earth theory, retard.

Of course you could, sweetie. 😏

Watch this and tell me it isnt

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I love how he doesn't move his left hand or even pretend to press the strings with it

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Will 2018 be the year of Gachikino?

The original is shit anyway. Could've been a cool action movie, instead it comes off as hamfisted centre-left propaganda.

kys Zach
ýou're taste a shit

They Live is already perfect anti-capitalist kino, nothing could make it better.

you sound totally cucked, memetween

How old are you? Were you even around during the 80s?

Forgot to mention this guy here.

And this guy too!

Not if you see the aliens as jews? Also the woman betraying the heroes is pretty sexist and not liberal tbh fam.

How is it leftist even if they aren't Jews?

Let me guess…..youre a classcucked cuckitalist

Its only "leftist" because Carpenter says its against Reagan. Otherwise no one would have thought so.

everyone knows Reagan was a monster

Reagan was a leftist though.

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Ronnie was literally the reason we have the Neo-Conservative wing of the Republican Party, you dumb nigger. He hadn't been a fucking Strawhat Democrat since the 40's. Even when he was Governor of my state, The Republic of the Rough & Ready, he was a Republican, and you're still a brainlet nigger.

Are those guys bands?


Many of the male musicians of the 80s were actually alpha as fuck and got shit tons of pussy. Their whole look was merely for theatrics.

Fun fact: George Lynch (guitarist for Dokken featured in pic 3) once punched out Glen Danzig.

Fun fact I’ve played darts, words with friends + bowled with George Lynch fun fact.

No shit?

Yup. His current wife went to my high school a few years ahead of me and we have mutual friends. Also between being in a band for many years + hanging out in hollywood (rainbow bar & grill in particular) since my teens have met or hung out with many 80’s rock stars. Fun fact Lynch cheats at words with friends.

It would with MC in a mental hospital having meds shoved down his throat and him happily renouncing the "conspiracy glasses" and his "antisemitic conspiratorial inquiries" because thats not who I am"

reagan was a neoliberal cuck

Nobody has worse taste than you

what did he mean by this?

you do, Zach

it's weird how cold war russia was basically USSR 2.0 and it was the repubs who had a hawkish war-boner against them - although their concerns were quite justified tbh
now that russia is basically a bigger poland that rose from the USSR's ashes, it's the leftists who are trying to wage war against them

it would involve cell phones

Rep or dem America will always try to stir up shit with Russia because behind the ideological facade of the moment its actual purpose is to take over the heartland to establish a one world government