Christmas Wishlist

Global and thoroughly unplanned for thermonuclear war. Or else a decent yet not road choking snow-in on a calm day for cozy vidya. Preferably both, but I demand at least one.

i want to get caught up in a cute ordinary school girl turned magical girl's wacky new life style

I just want a pc that can run past 2006 games on minimum graphics, is that too much to ask?
also I want to die in my sleep without suffering

I want Holla Forums to be a safe space for homosexuals

Escape.
Or a reason to go on. Preferably one with a cute face and a nice rack.

Or maybe a toolbox.

I want Holla Forums to leave politics out of Holla Forums

While we are still dreaming I want CEMU to work on my computer and for the release of 3DS single-system downgrade and homebrew from 11.0

A shiny new Kel-Tec KSG, a cute, feisty girl that doesn't have her head up her ass or her nose to her phone 24/7, some days off and money and to go to Europe for a few days in the summer, and a free pass to drink and break shit with a baseball bat.

Oh, and a new rig.

I want you.

I want the money, supplies, and knowhow to make racing cabinet with a PC with top of the line parts, but with the ability to easily swap out the wheel with a fight stick or flight stick. And have a little hidden door that houses my Dualshock 3 controller. It would be so fucking cool.

Fuck, I forgot the other two pictures.

I want to play with Notcis' boipucci

You want a fat redneck weeaboo?

If that's your criteria then you're not very demanding and there's a whole world of options.

I wish that my girlfriend would just shut up, also a new PC as my alienware is getting slow. New car would be nice too, getting bored of my P1. Maybe getting that sick 00000 ID i see sometimes, man that would be dope. or a bag of weed lol

I want to build a new computer.
I don't ask for any games anymore because I can just pirate all of my games.

Next level shitposting.

Sure, what kind of anime do you like and what is your opinion of hard liquor?

Hello, Santa here.

Death and misery will come to you but only if you post "dudeweedlmao"

Wow, rude. I didn't wanna do this but you forced my hand.

I just blue named your thread.

Really any anime that catches my interest.
I'm 19. Tried drinking before and hated it.

Ok I wasn't with you with because it was much too over the top but your second post recovered it a bit. My advice for your future is to take it slow with the funposting and dole it out in small quantities because the impact is usually greater that way.

Her being sane and low to earth with a dry sense of humor is a pre-requisite.

Don't force yourself and don't let peer pressure get to you.

No more shitty threads on Holla Forums. Sooner would pigs fly though.

believe in ammit user, we'll get our waifus

It was neither. I was in Costa Rica with my uncle. He told me that anything in his liquor cabinet was free game. I took small samples of most of what he had, and found that I hated the taste of everything. Even had his homebrewed stuff and didn't care for it. Never drunk enough to get drunk, just enough to decide that alcohol isn't my thing.

I only got drunk during my first hookup. That's also where I got a cockring. It's very different from whay you're imagining. I fucked a meth dealer from Craigslist
I don't know how assholes were supposed to feel but he was difficult to bang

I want you too.

>WHAT THE FUCK DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, Holla Forums!?
HL3

No you don't

I could use a new mousepad. My Artscow one is starting to feel too small.
Steelseries Qck, maybe.

Friends

It's like looking into a mirror except I've never been to costa rica and instead had parents who always let me taste their drinks if I wanted and never told me drinking alcohol was a taboo or encouraged it either. I'm 23 and have never been drunk because I just don't find alcohol good. I drink champagne at parties, a shot of something at a restaurant with others or a toast at a funeral but I've never bought alcohol from a store with the intent of getting drunk off it. I also consider myself a very rational person and I just don't find any benefits in drinking alcohol and can only see negatives. I feel the same way about smoking.

You are disgusting.

I want the other half of my Vita charger and my Xbox 360 controller back.
Lent both to my brother and never fucking saw them again.

I know.

a Samsung CF791 and some weed

Actually, I want a whore for Christmas.

also I want a girl to take my virginity

I want my family to avoid the piece of shit 'family' that left us high and dry when my father and grandmother were on their fucking death beds, only to come clamoring for my grandmother's will (while my father is still recovering) after the funeral they only begrudgingly showed up for.

And a GTX950ti that doesnt overheat and explode, or burn the house down

LOTSA SPAGHETTI

==SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII==

Some new armor for next years festival

For my older sister to find a nice boyfriend so I can stop feeling pressured for being the only hope for my parents to have grandkids. That or a rifle, I haven't touched one in a while and I'm worried I'm getting rusty. If you mean Holla Forums related stuff, I'd like an ice climbers nes cartridge or a vita. Vita may be a bit too much.

Is your sister a girl?

DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2 OR AVIARY ATTORNEY

Fruity mixed drinks, friendo. No pressure though.

You'd probably like Mike's Hard lemonade.

Yes user. If you think sisters can be boys I think your brother may be feeding you wrong information.

To be able to sing all 8 Byzantine modes well.

embed related too, sage for double post and off-topic

AYYY LMAO, you should check out their reaction to Trump's transition team firing Micheal Flynn over Pizzagate.

We´ve done this before.
A big dick in my ass.

I envy you First worlders.
Id love to see how I woulve have turned out if I didnt start killing my neurons since I was 14

Furi.
The rest of the Ys games
The will and the time to start hitting the gym and getting swole

my health back
the wall

I want money for a pizza. Or maybe a few. I want to eat pizza until I die.

well you're not white so you'd still be retarded

he's probably a mongol

Nothing against mongols. Favorite M&B faction.

I get semi drunk easily from fruit flavored shit, and trust me it ain't worth it. It's like drinking a soda that makes you feel dizzy and slightly stupid. Honestly I don't know why retarded normalfags like getting full blown drunk.

Apparently hangovers suck since the dehydration from them causes awful headaches. I must admit though I have taken a liking towards mixing sweet champagne or triplesec with coffee. A very guilty pleasure I only partake in once a week at most. Since there's alcoholics in my family is also another reason I limit myself like that.

i want a harem of monster girls

I kind of want to see how /monster/ would react to this post.

Trump will make anime real on christmas eve r-right?

I want a functional suit of armor that's exactly the the Elite Knight set with a crest shield and broadsword

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
I WANT MOTHERFUCKING
Superbus to come back.

this. when I want to drink alcohol it's just because it's a tradition to drink and socialize with friends but normalfags think you drink because you want to drink so much until you pass out from alcohol poisoning.

I prefer St Arnold root beer as a drink anyway

they'd tell me to go to /xen/ or /furry/ cause they're a bunch of fuckin casuals

PC parts so I can put together my first build

I wonder, when drawing these, do people think of an alien, then sexualize it? Or do they make up an alien race that pleases their dick, and don't think about it past that?

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fuck if i know? i just think they're sexy and strange, and i wanna try and talk with it before i put my dick in it

well maybe theyre right

Is that brand the real stuff, or the carbonated caramelized, delicious, diabetes causing, carcinogenic stuff you can find all over the place?

sorry meant to reply to you

A girlfriend. If I regret it, I will happily die alone.

how can you say no to a qt like this?

Stop posting Turk Roaches, this is a Christian Imageboard.

t. Deus Vultus

I want to go on a picnic with that

it's the real deal. picture taken from the internet since I don't have any on me. saving money so I have to deal with making my own fruit punch for now.

What's better than Saint Arnold's is the root beer in the Texas state fair. that shit is the nectar of the gods.

>nectar of gods
Negative

So, what does it taste like?

not saint arnold, the root beer they got in the texas fair fam. sorry if I didn't say it right.

A job

imagine root beer but more flavor.

what skills you got and how are you with people?

I want an HTC Vive for vr porn but I'd to acquire it in a way by which Valve does not receive any money for it.

Not many skills and I'm Autistic

You shall be burned in the pits of brimestone and fire.

Amen, brother, amen.

have you tried aplying for welfare are you a spic/half spic? because being one will make you more likely to get it because "muh affirmative action

"flavor"

In what sense? Mintier? Spicier? More aromatic?

No because I'm white

It's not heresy, it's spreading humanity's greatness all over the xenos' back galaxy!

it's a more filling flavor and stronger aroma. at least the texas fair one does since that's the last time I drank root beer.

try doing it anyway and see what happens. next thing you can do is try to read books on how to talk to people

Post sangheili or go away

Being white is the reason why I don't also if both parents earn a fair bit under average wage the child is likely to receive nothing here

tricky. have you considered taking shitty photos make a tumblr posing as a starving artist and post a patreon so you can scam off other starving artists?

Pretend you're a gay pansexual furrykin or some shit like that for some moneys.

I got ya covered, stalker.

My fucking nigger

you'll need something to back up the claims and give a product to gain potential donors.

Ok, that actually might be an idea, should I say I'm a Transexual demipanmultiqueer homosexual Mestizo Mulatto who's both a Jew and a Muslim of Woman who got raped by 14 Trump supporters who cover it up with fake news

That's also a Pedophillic incestuous furry

because its ticking

The product is interior semiotics MS Paint art and Francis Deck Esquire "satirical" tier rants. The back up of the claims is for them to stop being sexgendered shitlords who don't listen and believe.

Way2progressivem8, he's trying to target the mainline progressives with disposable income.

too exagerated, you'll have to come up with something more natural so say you're a demisexual genderqueer translatinx who worships allah and hates the evil whites for taking Aztlan or something along those lines.

To die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

I'll draw shitty art like Pic related and say its me

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Kill me, Pete

>my intelligence, confidence, and will to live to return.

I WANT A SEX ROBOT. I DONT MEAN ONE OF THOSE PUSSY-ASS HUMAN LOOKING ONES EITHER. I WANT ONE MADE OF HARD METALS AND SOFT SILICONS AND WITH A CAMERA FOR A HEAD, OTHERWISE, I WANT AN ALIEN, AND AGAIN I DONT MEAN ONE OF THOSE PANSY BULLSHIT THAT ARE REGULAR HUMAN FEMALES WITH DIFFERANT COLOR SKIN I MEAN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD SLITHERING AROUND AT THE BOTTOM OF AN AQUARIUM. YA GOT ALL THAT YA FAT BASTARD?

Might as well just be a black human. Is a bit dull.

we got that too

So Pic Related is something you'd fuk

That's a literal gorilla.
Bestiality is wrong, user.

Cling clang

real. i want to be real again, santa.

i wish I had my sanity back.

A job that actually uses my degree
For my gf to actually want kids
Also for Europe to rise again but if I can get my basic needs I'll create my own little slice of heaven instead.

Didn't know you were a comedian user.

I want mission 51/ a decent ending to MGSV

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RAHOWA

I want to live in the 2D world. Either that or to become retarded enough to enjoy life in this reality.

for it to finally snow in december and the rest of winter around here. It's been 3 years since there was snow and the last time it began snowing was around Easter. I already stocked up on coffee, hot cocoa powder and tea for the winter and got me a few emulators and roms to replay some stuff and maybe discover something new.

I wish I could come up with good christmas presents for my siblings, especially my sisters. Over the years I've tried a variety of vidya but nothing ever sticks and we always end up playing L4D2 or Minecraft together, so I guess vidya is a lost cause.

I want all non-whites to be deported

All niggers and jews gassed.

The ability to become emotionally invested in anything would be nice.

Christmas sucks.

I want some more money so I can finally buy a relatively non-toaster PC

I want to finally give myself the motivation to do something. Learning nip or loonix would be a good start.

another blanket

Me too.

I want my mom back.

Want a bf cosplaying as my waifu

I fucking love the Robotnikclaus videos

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/monster/ here
Those are female monsters, not monstergirls
8ch.net/furry/index.html
8ch.net/xen/index.html

Queen of Mars is borderline, verging more into monstergirl territory than not

Like pottery >>>/furry/

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I want cash but my family doesn't celebrate

a reason to live