WHY DID SHE DO IT??!

WHY DID SHE DO IT??!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Because shes a bitch. Thats why.

To prevent the shit that occurred in the game from happening again. The magic in that world was just to unstable corruptible to co-exist with the other world.

unstable and corruptible*

Terrible tastes.

and after she warms up to you and everything!

Didn't see another Zelda thread so… What's the proper strategy for killing these guys? It seems like you need to slash in the opposite direction they're holding their weapon, but by the time I move the controller to strike they're already guarding in that direction. Right now I'm waiting for them to start attacking then swinging at them which doesn't seem right. What am I missing?

The two worlds must remain separate

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After only just playing Twilight Princess recently I think I finally figured out why everyone made a big deal of of Midna, it's because she makes orgasm sounds whenever you dash as wolf Link, isn't it?

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You beat them by pouring butane in the disc slot and lighting a match.
No seriously, you aren't doing anything wrong, the motion controls and combat are just that annoying.

You can hold your sword in a direction without needing to strike where you're telegraphing. If you point to the left, you can still make a right->left motion.

.. if I'm remembering correctly.

that's a big rock

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The only imp midna images that I like are the ones where she doesn't have the fused shadow.

But if I move from one direction to another too quickly, I strike, if I move too slowly, they're already guarding in that direction. Maybe there's a middle ground, but if there is it's incredibly tight.

I think he's saying that if you're pointing your sword left, you can twitch to the left a bit more to do a right-to-left swing.

You mean only point slightly to the left, then quickly do a right-left motion?

I thought that was a yawn

I'm in agreement with the controls are just shit. I'd have the same problem. Or I'd slash left and the game would register it as a right slash, which the enemies would block.

Generally the best method is just to wait for them to attack you and shield bash them. I think if you time it right you sustain no damage to your shield. Then you attack

The wind up for their attacks is so slow that I can swing on them without needing to shield bash, I just feel like the game wants me to attack in the opposite direction of their guard and I'm missing something in order to achieve that.

I still don't understand.

I thought you could shield bash?

She's also got a fat ass and hips for days

That's basically what I did too. I also had a preference for stabbing since the animation is really fast.
The game was still tedious as fuck. Except for the factory dungeon.


I don't know what you're trying to say here.

because

Pointing the sword straight forward makes it so they can't read you, you can also slash in any direction from there. Waiting for them to attack then slashing is viable, as is shield bashing them. They're the enemies you learn this stuff on.

Oh, is there also a way to stop this fucking collection screen popping up? Every time I restart the game it takes me to the collection screen for every "new" item I pick up. Seriously, if there's no way to avoid this I'm done with the game.

Because black lives matter.

Enjoy your ban

I'll enjoy those dubs instead.

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Nigga you dont deserve those dubs. not even posting any nipples or vaginas.

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please respond

These are dubs.

These are quints.

and those are singles

and these are triples

I'm trying to say I meant to reply to this post

i love you

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My heart belongs to another.

There is no way to avoid that screen and the "help" that resets itself every time you pick up an item for the first time after a reset. In fact, it was so bad and people hated it so much Aonuma actually came out and apologised for it and said they have gone too far with the handholding and linearity in Zelda games and they would go back to the more "open world and riddles" style of the original which, if you've seen the Breath of the Wild footage, it seems like they have done. Navigation is now done by talking to NPCs who mention landmarks and following their instructions, not via following glowing quest markers.

Thanks. I'm gonna play something else then.

>>>/vp/
Also spoiler your shit, breaking rule 3 can get you banned if one of the hardass mods are online

nah man, you only need to spoiler if the pic is showing nipples or something.

On topic, she did it to prevent someone else from pulling a Zant.

However, Anouma said that she'd return if the fans liked her enough.

So currently we got her twice in Hyrule Warriors.

this thread is going in the right direction

I think her popularity doesn't just come from the memetics behind the porn.

She was the first adviser to be "sassy". She spoke back, she taunted, she was blunt, and even funny. It was new. Not to mention she helped more in the plot and gameplay mechanics than past companions had up to that point. She felt part of the game as oppose to an item you'd forget about.

would be decent if it weren't femdom.

lets see… not a lot with her sans the fused shadow.

now for some animated.

No.

Seriously, throw the game in the trash. It's the worst Zelda for a reason.

Oh well, at least I only bought a Chinese knock off motion plus accessory to play this piece of shit.

Have any artists tried a gremlin loli version of Zelda, like what if she got cursed by whatsis face instead?

Thats probably why your controls werent working.

Nah, it was tracking my movements just fine.

Thanks Nintendo for your physical DRM

Oh then you just suck

What a waste…

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are you sure youre not just ragequitting because of the goblins?