Streets of Rage & Altered Beast to be adapted to film with Walking Dead production company

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PORTS SEGA????!!!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY? YOU PROMISED PORTS!!!!!!

those always turn out great

Why? Streets of Rage hasn't gotten a new game out in quite a while, if anything they should just make a new one of those, maybe base it on Yakuza 0's combat.

But are they athletic enough to look credible in these roles?

Good enough? store.steampowered.com/sub/102625/

Sometimes they're good. Mortal Kombat, Postal, and several animus in the 90s… especially Street Fighter Victory, I think that was the best game-to-TV adaptation ever.

Sega can eat shit.

Oh hell no.

fuck you man, i liked it
but surprised stuff like Castlevania and Conrtra didn't got Movies back then

Why even live?

FUCK MOVIES
WHERE ARE THE PC PORTS?

What could possibly go wrong

Kek, I can imagine the owner of Sega getting up in the morning and being like

No

gookanon?

good, I'm not the only one that thought that

Are you implying the production that goes into TWD is poor? It has some of the best practical effects I've seen on tv.

CMON

I will fucking slap you.

They produce Fear the Walking Dead, not the main series

and Splatterhouse

Please explain what I'm missing.

Watch Lucio Fulci's horror filmography, Splatterhouse got a fuckton of cues from it down to an actual painting from one of his movies

I bet you many monies that this fan movie will be better than the official one.

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We're literally getting anything but videogames at this point.

You mean The Movie, because Victory was a mess.

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Probably for the best really

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pls no

cause its 1993 of course

I see Sega has been digging up graves again. The movie will be shit, we all know that, but what about the tie-in video game? Streets of Rage: The Movie: The Game! It'll breathe new life into this long dead franchise

r-right?

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Just because it has a pretty boy vampire doesn't mean it's anne rice.

What about this is supposed to make me horrified they're behind the production these movies?

The first Mortal Kombat isn't good good. It's acceptable considering it's a vidya movie. Like, in a sea of shit, it's a nice-looking turd. The soundtrack is pretty hype, though.

I hope they at least hire decently attractive people to play the beasts.
And maybe altered beast will get more porn.

Its bad because he doesn't like it.

i can hear the tumblr screeches all the way here

FUCK YOU

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They swapped two female characters' places in the story so that they could both miscegenate, instead of being in homogeneous couples.

Source

I want Tron to yell at my dick

I want her to breathe at my dick

Altered beast is just going to be furry garbage. Streets of Rage on the other hand could be a really fuckin' neato 80's movie, but isn't the SEGA cinematic universe being done by the same company that thought yelling misogyny and making Sonic the Hedgehog live action were blockbuster ideas?

Okay faggots, we've all decided this is going to be shit.

So have there been ANY decent video game to movie adaptations?

I'd throw my lot in with Silent Hill 1. It was at least somewhat close to the actual story of Silent Hill and featured some decent gore and otherworld transitions.

-Silent Hill
-Postal
-Resident Evil yeah, the first one is actually decent
-Yakuza
-Phoenix Wright
Thats all of them

I think the first Resident Evil film was great until Mila Johovavich was like "I KNOW KUNG FU" and started karate kicking dogs.

Meh, it was like one scene
Rest was pretty good, just wish there were scenes on the mansion itself.
The Hive is atmospheric, labyrinthic and claustrophobic, gives you that "evil lab gone to shit feeling" but the Mansion is also pretty ominous.

First movie should have been on the mansion and the second on the Hive.

Drop-kicking the infected dogs was bad enough but gratuituously deciding to twist a zombie's neck with your thighs (you know, giving them more room for things to bite into) outdoes it

Oh yeah, I forgot about that one

Guess that loophole uwe boll used is back in place?

Oh you mean the same faggots who screwed up the original creator and make that shit that was season 2?

I agree it made stupid changes from the comic but, its finally is watchable. When Shane died it got boring fast but Negan is here to save the show

Seriously?

Also they make negan say that because he's a fucker who will get fucked in the ass eventually so its sending a message to all the evul guise who think morbidly obese cunts aren't hawt as hell

Of course there is porn of Altered Beast. Why would I think for a second people wouldn't go there?

Kind of exicted for altered because I want to see a muscled as fuck big guy go around wrestling big monsters 4U.
Or they'll just rework it into a shit beauty and the beast story with prettyboy actor #67645.

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Let's brainstorm how they will fuck up the SoR movie.

It'll be interesting how bad it is, nothing more.

Man, those franchises are beyond abandoned at this point. Why bother?

Every punk they will fight will be a white male supremacist. No Mona-Lisa Allowed

It will be an origin story and a shitty grimdark one at that.

dont make based negan into a cuck

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Only the first. Feels like Mortal Kombat.

The second is a lost episode of Power Rangers

Cringy one liners everywhere. Also wouldn't be surprised if it adds recent events and makes its opinion about them very clear.

*sigh*
why?

Klonoa movie when?

Sega can't into reboots of classic games. Everytime there's an official poll asking which old franchises we would like to see rebooted, I vote either "None" or "that puzzle game I don't give a damn if it gets destroyed".

Holy shit, that webm is great. with writing like this, why should they not be making video game movies?

Klonoa is getting an animu

Why would you fucking need a movie foe these?
Postal kinda makes sense, though
Pic related was decent, though

:^)

Blaze will be the main character of the Streets of Rage movie. This is guaranteed.

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Negan is still alive in the comics and the new show director loves him. It really picked up when they made Carl lose his eye. Hopefully they make Rick lose his hand or have Negan break his leg like the comic too