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cannot handle the swag

meme

McNuggets for Luka

It's more just that, while I'm a flirt, and thereby liable to just flirt with anyone.
I'm not a slut, so I'm not going to do things best done in a bedroom.

Because we both know it wont stop with bullying and sitting.

Nah, coke is man drug

нет Nice thread, boys.

Post more like that.

What about chicken nuggers?

Lewd canadians.

soylent green tho

big tits or?

As long as the tits are nice. Petite small tit girls best though.

The bigger the better.

I'm a little tired, bored, and this is the most level Soto's been with me in a while.
So I figured I might as well reciprocate for once.

(American Izaya)
Yup.
I'm a good Mercy~

Each has pros and cons

Anything larger than my previous image is a bit too much for me.
Is this Darwin?

so basically children

Did you hear about the new hero?

mc nuggets are tasty chicken
:)

did you?

morgl the oracle? yeah, can't wait to recruit some friends and give him a go.

The number of people I know that play Overwatch?
At least more than a little.
I got a pretty detailed breakdown of what she can do, if I care at all to remember it.

I thought it was Corgi the Chemomancer?

Why don't you ever heal me while I'm maining Reinhardt?

True I guess, if they're firm. I just like breaking tiny girls.

The one in that image is certainly not a child.
But no, I've never done anything with a girl younger than me. They've all tiny af though.

rezero is nice

Nope.

wowza hard to believe

sniper grandma is interesting
:)

i do

...

subtle you ready to trade cute rem pics for lewd ones?

Kinda sad, tbh. But as long as they're cute, about 5'2 and 90-100 pounds I'd lewd em.

Since when.

She sounds like medic in KF2.
So I think I could get really used to playing her.

Ok how many you got

lots

Kingdom fighters 2????

I have enough till you can't no more

They are already swapping folders
how cute

Killing Floor 2.

:c

who in KF3
is similar to a sniper medic that can put people to sleep?

You're aren't even that lewd

Mine are substantially cute imo
Just look at that awahwahwah Rem

...

Do I even have you added?

AW NO

MORE PATCHES

i dunno ;~;

you should play her~

yey

What's your name then silly

I don't even have the game.
Plus I'd be hesitant to play her.
Since 'cause I don't wanna get called a healslut.

Vri

i dont see any izaya on my list

play it

Ahh, That's you! We have played together...
I'm ZezXion...

Nothing wrong with being a healslut.

Buy it for me.

That's why I played Mercy lol

You don't have any long-hair Rem though..

Also that imp skin is hnngh

NO SUBTLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STOPP

Is it because you suck chode

In Killing Floor 1 I was able to keep an entire server at full hp without issue.
#medicGunOp

Except berserkers, fuck berserkers.
They were all bad at everything they did.

To get called a healslut?

Did he give you teeth aids yet, Soto?

To be called healslut.

Precisely.

I need to get tested

Healslut.
Don't worry, I'm one too.
Even if I don't like it.

I have arrived to crash the party!

KF 1 was pretty easy to heal in though...
Man I wish KF 2 was as good as it... Needs more content.

Lewd. You are the type of healers this world needs.

Welcome home whoever you are.

kek la kek

I've only played once though, so I'll never get to that level.

Not really. I was terrible. To expect to be called that right out of the gates was such a mistake.

I'm Jerashi. I go by with another name, but that's what I use here.
You're... Izaya? That kinda sounds familiar

ky derium

I mean,
that doesn't stop people from being really bad at it.

Isn't KF2 still technically early access?

All things come with practice.

Needs more Puursee.

you have a strange name!

if only i could ;~;

...

suh?

btw thats kanra

honestly that pic makes her bearable

Puru-see? I've got lots!
Also, I wasn't drunk the last time I was here.

You must learn to master your healslut ways.

Wait, are you butt pictures Derium?

If it is, it has been that way for far too long. Shit, they even added shitty microtransactions...

It's the same name I've been using for years in games! Yours is also weird, I had no idea it was you!

I'm not Kanra?

I do not have the supplies for said practice.

I do not have the supplies for said practice.

DONT FALL FOR IT SUBTLE

ITS A TRIGGER TRAP

Yeeeaah... the name Derium has some bad fame over here...

Im good.
finally made it to lvl 30 today! ^_^

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Vri-1809

...

Soto and Loco should edate so their ship name can be Soloco.

So you're SoL then.

I've just begun assuming that you're always drunk.
Alcohol.

Well...
Fair enough.

Just learn from the best, then!

Oh, I'm Ori. You used to call me Stud iirc.

Oh my congrats. Have you played competitive at all? I'm 59 on comp but hardly ever have anyone to play with.

Loco, let's e-date

Wait.
Izaya is Ori!?

I'm not even drunk now!
Geez!

OHHHH!! Yeah, there's still a good reason for that, y'know, ori = stud in Finnish.
How are you?

Proof it.

Yes? I told you I was pretty sure I knew you.

Yup! I've been good man. Haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?

It was a rum-fueled fluke I even played video games the other day anyway.

What do you mean?

Wow, jerashi is trash

I'll proof your butt.
Also, burden of proof is on you.

That's good to hear!
I've been mostly good, and mostly bored, too. At least MonHunGens will be released on Friday.
I also made a "gauntlet" recently.

Jerashi is your butt still decent after all these years or have you gotten all old and wrinkly?

Those pics are like 4 or 5 years old, i think
maybe even more

Keep it in your e-pants.

I actually don't remember this.
But my memory can be preeeetty bad.

I mostly do it to spend time.
I'm not playing Zero Escape right now because if I do I'll end up playing it all day but there's stuff I really should get done.

I'm not the one making a claim.
I just voiced a personal statement.
That I always assume you're drunk.

Play in a team of 6 mercys with all the other healsluts until you can actually win.

MonHunGens? Is that a movie or something?
Also that sounds pretty badass. Pics?

Here goes soto trying to get e-laid again. Watch out boys.

Said elma.

Ah yes, well I had assumed you were the old Holla Forums rin from ONG.

I'd say that it's still good, maybe as good as it was back then. I'm still 24, y'know. Well. soon 25, but still.
And the newest thing was taken about year and a half ago.

Hmph. Fine, do what you want!

Monster Hunter Generations. It's a video game so then I get to video game something new.
And here

Never heard of it.

I do not own the game. Or a TV.

Ah sounds cool, hopefully it's gud.

Also that gauntlet looks badass. Is that made from the soda can cap things?

And that I am.

I don't even remember what Ori was short for.
Only that everyone only ever called you that.

Show me your empty bottles!

I'm Slice of Life anime?

:DDD

i'll think about it...

Whaa?
I can send you my folder on steam if you want, it's 207 images

Not quite what I was saying...

At least the demo is really fun!

And thank you! And yes, it is made from those tabs.
I spent like... uhh... 6 hours on this. Was pretty fun.

I don't really have any. I return them, soo...
Yeah.

Is it pics of you irl?

Those cost extra

...

Rest in gameless, healless pieces.

Mr.Orihara, as in Izaya Orihara.

Well if you're ever interested I'm down. Depending on the time zones of course.

Looks great. What do you do nowadays anyway?

Hopefully.

^w^
Um.. I'm a NEET, so nothing too interesting. I've been drawing a bit, but that's on hold right now. Mostly I just sit at home and then bother my friends during the weekends.
What about you?

get a job

Is subtle even all dat?

:(

my timezone is west coast

Oh.
I guess that kinda makes sense.

You win this game.
Jerk.

Something about being Shit outta Luck.

:3

Ah I see. Not much for me. I'm military living in Korea now. Lots to do in Asia so...

Don't be mean...

I'm like 15 hours ahead of you usually. I'm just in the US for another week. Just depends on when you're on!

Where'd you disappear to for the last 10 years anyway

That's my kinda girl.

Awesome!
What's my reward?

o.o
Well, that's like 666% more than what I do.
I hope that you'll stay safe!

It's not even mean.

Imagine all the dumb gauntlets he could make with actual materials earned through work?

Wow, gee, elma sure is a bully.

How much?

Hasn't it only been 5?
Tsuchi assures me it's been 5.

'cause I came around during my first job, which was straight outta highschool, and we were the class of 2010.

Mostly I've just been around though.
After I left Alice's... circle, I spent a bit of time with the circlejerkers.
Then I got a new job and vanished from here even for three years.

Pain.

Maybe I'll use the whip tonight.
Or we can just stick with the riding crop.

...

...

partially baked bread is not good for the tummy

... ... ... Wait, when did you become a masochist?!?
And that's not a reward in the first place!!
And why are you saying that like we've done that before!!!

sadist*

Don't be bland to me.

I might make a cosplay, but like I wanna feel like I could pull it off first.

subtle is the example of perfection that shows us it's achievable but not for us

...

I was going to actually try to answer Derium's questions.
Then I realized that image is answer enough.

Eh, it's alright. Kinda was a last resort thing. Thanks though ^^ Hope you enjoy doing whatever you do.

True, he could make a suit out of the stuff...

Thanks for noticing.

Yeah, it wasn't that long It was like 2-3 years or so. You're not the only person who's disappeared.

I get off work at like 3 am your time. I'd be on then during weekends though.

Lewd...

Ugh I'm so hungry...

Yes, the name of the image seems more like you.

I require proofs.

Im not.
Do it. You could with the right materials

I know

when i think about and how he doesn't want me my stomach feels like an elevator with a cut wire.

Ahh... Well, that's something at least!
And things aren't bad. Just... a bit dull. I've been trying to get to education, employment or training, but so far it hasn't been succesful.
You know what they say, to get to YES you need to go through dozens of NO

when I think about subtle*

I notice.
It's kind of interesting to only get year long glimpses years apart.

H-how is that lewd!?

I'm a switch too, y'know.

Good morning, Nii-sama.

The problem is finding the courage to go to a convention.

Kinda wanna play League
Also kinda wanna play Overwatch
But bed is comfortable
Life is so unfair at times

Tag says loli so that makes you a pedophile!

I know, and you should know that so am I.
So we should totally hook up.
-wink wink nudge nudge- ;3
or what the kids say these days.

Hasn't overwatch been out for like a week? How are there already such good cosplays?

Welp, back to the drawing board. Fucking nerds, man.

Well, I have Tokai.
Who's also a switch.

So, the whip? Or just the riding crop?

Friend is taking over on comp
spam my steam with lewd.

You have Tokai?! When did you get him??

Lessee... whips are longer so they do a lot of pain, but riding crops are more firm so they do a lot of pain...
And I choose neither?

Mornin. Hows it?

Just say fuck it and go. Youll enjoy it, heal slut.

Its been out for like .. ~2 months or something, not counting beta. I think.

Hey, that's true! Glad to hear you're trying though. Keep it up, you'll find something eventually. Best of luck to you ^^

Must be strange coming back to huge changes like that.
Also maybe because

R-rude... I just like small girls with small cute bodies.

cull the pedophile freak

A whale's penis is called a dork

:/

i dunno. I'm not sure I'm ready for a huge group of grown men chasing pokemon gos and the associated body odor in the air.

And for what? I just don't know, Nin :(

Hi Nin.

Yeah.. Gotta keep trying and keep myself entertained while doing so.
Also, I like small cuties too.

Thank you for that information.

Uhh...
...
I'm bad at time.

If I choose, it's going to be the cat 'o' nine.

Sipping coffee and doing nothing.
At the moment.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

I only named it that because of the image!

Dork.

That last one.
Is just way too delicious.

I may be salivating.

Oh, okay. Fine enough

And cat'o'ninetails sounds awful.
pls no

Nothing wrong with cute girls. Especially cute asian girls.

Do what you gotta do to survive. Amen to small cuties.

Sure you did. :stoplewd: Cute pic of u btw.

Ugh, wtb food, but don't want to move at all.

By 'it' I meant the event, not the people. Im pretty hype for the one im going to next month.
Fun, I guess? Who knows whatll happen~

Good morning

Whos nothing?

Mm-hm.
Sadly most of the small cuties are like illegal, so I gotta stick with 2D.

Yes, good morning.
How are you?

Right, but isn't that basically a convention?

And the mystery is the scary-as-shit part tbh.

...

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

h-how dare you

This one is also pretty yummy, actually.

To be honest.
I kind of want to be hit by one of those.
Just once.

Because I know it hurts, and what it does, and how it does it, but, like.
... I dunno, maybe I have a masochistic streak.

Come on, we all know that isn't me.
That's way too delicious to be me.

...
...
The answer I want to give.
Is not the answer I should give.

I'll show you a dork.

Lewd. In Korea/Japan small cuties are legal sometimes. I still manage to find small cuties that are older than me so I'm happy. They all look 16 anyway.

Too bad... I'm into asian cuties.

For the most part, yup
Yeah, thats kind of what im experiencing, but I bought the tickets, and everything is paid for, so fuck it. Its gonna happen, might as well enjoy it right?

Surprisingly not-tired, given I just got home. Yourself?

tfw I already know the answer

Woah... that sounds like an awful way to go...
But thank you for that information as well!

Ahahah... I've been spanked with a paddle a few times when I was at an animecon.
Let's not talk more about that.

Well, slight masochism isn't bad, just don't over do it.

hey

So am I.
I forgot I saved a bunch of these delicious treats.

I'm not a brocon.
O-obviously the answer is Tokai!

No one's ever done stuff like that to me.
Because I'll hit most people back.

Hey.

I made bwakafeast

Shhh.
I guess that I gotta go to Korea/Japan then.
But that costs money and I don't have much.
Goddammit.

Also, something happened to that picture for at least my side. looks like what I posted...
Wait.
My post was posted on 18:40:22 and it's No. 1165297
Your post was posted on 18:40:31 and it's No. 1165295
weird.
I guess this was the choice of Steins;Gate

Well, I can't do such stuff to you, 'cuz I live a bit too far away.

I donno if that fits..

Scorpio lives don't matter!

glhf

I guess so, yeah.

I've read about the expectation that you're supposed to act in character for whoever you're cosplaying as which I'm not really down for either. I just like the outfits and usually have never played the games or whatnot.

I hope you have fun. Don't spend all your money on weeb shit

sup

oh right when i go to bed then... is when you're off work :(

Heyo user.

Why are they so perfect?

Rip Der, never have access to asians.
Also yeah, pictures get sapped sometimes.

I'm usually on early in the morning my time when I get back from the gym before work too. Just join me if you're ever on when I am.

hmmm

They don't? :<
Do you perhaps dislike arachnids?

Unless I somehow find some asian cutie living in Finland.
Seems slightly unlikely...
But my post was like two posts too low!
Magic!

Hmmm.

Well, c'est la vie.

Shh, we'll make it fit.

Not too too much, yourself?

Because they're legal.
So you know you could just push them down, lick them all over, and do all kinds of nefarious deeds.
Like holding their hands.
And kissing their cheeks.

itis omportant not to choke when you eat

How rude, calling him nothing..

Well, its probably nice for people that enjoy the cosplay.. But its not like its expected 100% of the time and shit.
I already spent a combined ~900 on the trip itself, and have another 1k to spend there. Its too late.

do u watch animes

may may

Hm.

Bless you, that was a rather weird sounding sneeze.

Apparently I missed your post.
Am the best.
I, on the other hand, am tired! Like 90% of the time.
I'm feeling pretty good otherwise, maybe a bit bored and thus wondering what to do.

okay :)

Yes?

That is a sad predicament indeed... I'm so sorry...
And yeah, Holla Forums is a strange place.

hhhh stop making me miss korea... God asian girls are so cute in person too, they giggle like idiots I love it. Lewd hand holding and kissing indeed.

It it means I can do him all day every day without anyone questioning it too much...

I just can't call Nii-sama nothing.

I watch 3d animes.
With lots of delicious treats.

What?

Sure, I can do that.
Once I get to the bottom of this folder.

i still dont know what youre supposed to be. it's discomforting.

stay away from my women NORMIE

so thats a no

they are demonic creations best left to eradicate.

*panic*

it is, did you get the safety fork?

Good girl. That pic tho

Why dont you nap or something?

Eh, it's fine, it's fine, I'm all fine with myself for now.
I don't like spending too much time with people anyways.
What'cha gonna do today?

Translating that French felt like an effort, so I just went with the sneeze archetype.

Eeeh... Fine, you eradicate them, I'll let them live, let's see which side wins!

I'm trying to fix my sleeping patterns, and I slept like... 10 hours last night anyways.

vry faptastic pic , my dude

Meanwhile, I just got an hour or so before work.

Bite the pillow
I'm going in dry.

Nnnh....
I-um...
...

W-well, this folder has a number like that!

It just means "Such is life."

ty my man

dont say that. thats my thing.

I can wait...

What does that mean? I'm just an internet dude.

I'm sorry, who lives in Asia and who doesn't? Normie.

Eh... not much. I got back from the gym already so probably just lay in bed on my computer all day like a loser... I wish there were more animes to watch.

Wow.

I'm jealous of your spendy money.

brb putting car on craigslist.

...

The things I'd do to some of these models...
It might actually be easier to list what I wouldn't do.

it's like a halloween party we're both attending and i have no idea what your costume is supposed to be and you havent explained it

vry good, ytellow fever

fuxk u

im moving in japan in november so eat that lil bitch enjoy your round-eyed 6 foot broads

Ahhh... Good luck with work!

Oh, alright. Thanks!

What'cha gonna do today?

Ahhh... I'll probably do the same, apart from the lying on my bed part.
Also, new season started recently, so check that!

get your own shit, homo

every dead arachnid is a victory worth celebrating.

w-wait!

Yeah. I think it'll be worse once I get to Japan and go to some of the conventions... Hopefully I can get a qt cosplaying gf.

I'm confused. What is there to explain? I'm just another poster.

How strange... I am also moving to Japan in November. So I'll be enjoying the same thing as you. Also yes... Some koreans are crazy tall...

New season of what tho?

ill literally kill you this is a written threat

I like it~

I saved up a lot, and still have like another 3 paychecks to add to it before I go. Should be great fun.

Im already back from it, though..

Awoo

That's not true!
:<

Anime in general, d'oh.
Here:
anichart.net/

Oh. Huh.
Well... good luck anyways!

who are you what connections do you have with others what is your relationship with animus as a community what is your posting background etc

pls pet me and comfort me

im moving just outside of chiba, we should meet and brawl

cool

Baka.

Is there a difference between the two?

mr lik yello flu

A whole lot of nothing.
I'm going to make a call I shoulda made on saturday today.

Yes?

Nnnh.
Git'r'done.

Well, I'm going to keep posting them.

N-not just for you, d-don't get the wrong idea...

How am I a baka, you boke.

Awesome! ...?
You should do that, tho. Doing stuff you should do is good. Even if the stuff is a bit late.

...

I think before you just felt like it, but now you have a reason. Right? Right.

Even if I'd be a baka you don't need to tell that to me.

With Tokai, y'know.

And yeah, that's true... I've had that picture for over a year, tho. Dunno if I got it from Telegram or not.

Still a queen, or is this a diff place?
Though, youre more of a princess.

You know what youre doing

Uhhhhh.. I'm not sure if there's one.
But I'm going to keep letting spiders and such live.

*nuzzles sleepily*

I just like the action/combat ones.

Nigga I don't know, I'll be on a military base there.

It's okay, we can't go any lower as long as you keep it to asian girls...

Still a dqt, yeah.

Gonna work at one of those Halloween places, speaking of cosplay ;3

And what's the difference, Nin??

Fair enough.
Actually this entire folder is saved from Telegram, so...

I'm just singling out the Futomomo and Lewd.

M-maybe I don't?
Is it working?

I think, if there are any non-asian girls, there's only, like, 1 or 2.
And they're still delicious a f.

all of the bases are just outside of tokyo, and im like an hour long train ride from tokyo. fate demands that we meet in tokyo, and go to a meido cafe together

Okay, let's be honest, some of them are general.
Because that's where we put cute girls that don't fit futomomo or lewd. Lol

Haha... fair enough. I rarely watch those, they just don't excite me enough most of the time.

-nod-
Getting lots of stuff from Tai-huh... Not a bad idea, I just don't like saving too much stuff if they don't have a good reason.

I eh donno what to think of this

but they're scary

Ohh, thats a good thing to call them, I like it.~
What Halloween places?

The difference?

YES

Cutie

Well, I dont NEED to. But, you know me, being generous with my words :3c

I'll allow it. I'm glad there are people like you to save large amounts of images of cute asians, cause I'd never do it.

Yeah, it's like an hour to tokyo, I got the lucky base. Hey man, I'm down. I can't speak japanese though. This language is fucking hard to learn...

Well, yeah... they can be. I don't mind them, though. I don't let them on my skin 'cuz that would probably make me feel icky.

You're "generous" with lots of things...

moths are cute

You make me sound like a bad guy.

...

Delicious girls is always a good reason.
And most things in the dump channels are worth saving.

Neither do I.
I'm not even that big let's be honest. ;~;

M-maybe I should do it more...
N-not that I care if it works or not.
Th-that'd be stupid!

I have.
0 shame.

no worries i'll translate, it's literally my job. whts your steam , mydued

Like those seasonal halloween popup stores. They're cool and have a bunch of neat stuff and employees wear costumes and stuffs.

The difference between queen and princess~

They can be!

Are you saying that you're not?

Well... probably. I just don't feel like saving them. I'd probably just forget about them and be like "what's taking up so much space?!"

Nedoran

That's pretty cool, who do you translate for? Hopefully I'll learn it slowly over time though, I've been trying to learn the characters but there's so many...

steamcommunity.com/id/Z-13/

Well, I save everything.
And have way too much storage.

but they might eat the brains

wanna compare?

And I've still got this awful laptop... /sigh
I hope that you don't keep everything though.

Where do you even get those cut out sweaters?

the easy part is learning the spoken bit of it, which is where you should start. the company i work for is pretty small and we mostly translate medical journals of PMDA to japanese - english / japanese - russian.

I'd feel inadequate.

Sometimes I look at things I've saved and am like "Why did I even save this?"

Online somewhere if you looked hard enough, I'm sure.
Japan.
Make it.

Otherwise I wouldn't know.

They're not zombies, geez!

>wanna compare
lewd

...

Tried amazons or google?

yes
good

That makes me slightly worried.

Pfft, oh shush~

I don't think either of us are at work, b-baka~

Yes, but I dunno if there's a certain name for that kind. Nothing similar really comes up.

Ah I see. Maybe I should listen to it more in a romanized version.
I liked russian though, I only know a little but it was much easier to learn how to speak than japanese.
That's cool, sounds important!

Who are you

Lots of lewd going on in here...

Have you tried a simple Google keyword search. That usually helps me id the proper term fir an item, if nit... Knit?

Never mind. Found a good one.

I don't know where to go from here.
My mind keeps going "Tell him that you missed him!"
and I'm like "I-IT'S NOT LIKE I REALLY DID THAT MUCH!"

This is a different computer, so I'm not sure I have all the stuff from you.
Except that one you posted in Futomomo.

show me cute imagery
and tell me nice things
so that i dream about them~

pls? ♥

I uh.. work for the internet!
Lets just say I treat them both a little differently. :3

Hey, youre the one who asked. This is borderline victim blaming.

Missed me?

Subway

NIN TELL ME PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh, then I'm not that worried.
and that one is fine

I blame anyone I want 'cuz I'm old fashioned!

You don't know that yet.

I bet they are!

maybee

A-are you jealous of Nii-sama and I...?

You know... like...
In general.
'cause we stopped talking after a while...
and I kept wanting to talk, but like, "what if he's busy, don't annoy him!"

Just like, not the really embarrassing ones.

W-well.. I guess.

im sci

We automatically mounted the machine gun for action. Then like animals we burrowed into the earth as if trying to find protection deep in its bosom. Something struck my back where I carried my gas mask, but I did not pay attention to it. A steel splinter broke the handle of my spade and another knocked the remains out of my hand. I kept digging with my bare hands, ducking my head every time a shell exploded nearby. A boy to my side was hit in the arm and cried out for help. I crawled over to him, ripped the sleeves of his coat and shirt open and started to bind the bleeding part. The gas was so thick now I could hardly discern what I was doing. My eyes began to water and I felt as if I would choke. I reached for my gas mask, pulled it out of its container – then noticed to my horror that a splinter had gone through it leaving a large hole. I had seen death thousands of times, stared it in the face, but never experienced the fear I felt then. Immediately I reverted to the primitive. I felt like an animal cornered by hunters. With the instinct of self-preservations uppermost, my eyes fell on the boy whose arm I had bandaged. Somehow he had managed to put the gas mask on his face with his one good arm. I leapt at him and in the next moment had ripped the gas mask from his face. With a feeble gesture he tried to wrench it from my grasp; then fell back exhausted. The last thing I saw before putting on the mask were his pleading eyes.

Corporal Frederick Meisel, 371 Infantry Regiment, 43rd Ersatz Brigade, 10th Ersatz Division, German Army

If you wanna see zombies just go outside, you might see them walking with an electronic device in front of their face all the time.

you're totes lewd

Mm.
I'm starting to feel like going for a walk..

it's pretty easy if you immerse yourself in the language and start young. learning conversational and then moving to japan is probably the way to go.
im actualyl a vry important person with million dollar trade secrets

Ah no idea who you are, just people talk about you sometimes.

Yeah, it's harder learning it when I'm not as interested in it as I am russian.
But cool, do your things Tai Lopez. Keep us safe from communism.

Gg

i'm lonely and feeling third wheel left out of people's circles
:(

So go for a walk, baka.

my balls are a golden ratio

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Well...
Two people isn't really a circle...
Plus he's onii-sama,
so it's only normal for me to have so much affection for him!

I'm not a brocon.

I'll make you feel bigger if you wanna.

but pokemon go isn't that popular here.

pfuuh

get in my circle

Will you go for a walk with me? ♥

I'm pretty sure that there's people not playing Pokemon Go and walk with a cellphone like stuck in front of their face.

pfuuh to you too :3

Same.

man-ass

Also from 2013 *shrugs*

Poor lonely luka

You'll make me feel bigger anyway, I feel.

Walks are nice.
So sure~

I don't actually have a butt. :

oh dinner brb

nuhuh its scientifically built

aw thanks

i dunno wat you said...

huh?

everything you've heard about me is a lie

Just that it's perfectly normal for me to like my onii-sama.
And that it's not at all weird.
And that I most definitely totally don't have a brother complex in any capacity.

I'll go take that walk, so bye everyone! Be good etc., etc.

Great! Let's do that one day when it's possible!

Oh.
And you're welcome?
And enjoy your dinner!

post 2016 version man-ass

Loneliness is just a symptom, Luka. We need to find the cause :(

I can't really look back to check in on mine cause my severe neck pain, so I dunno *shrugs*

Nah. I don't post pics of me anymore.

don't get raped in broad daylight by refugees

I don't particularly care what others say about you. I gather my own opinions.

The solution is fuck luka

I'm not going in sight unseen.

Unless you meant figuratively, then yeah.

I wish

With a footlong in the meatlocker

complex

nini thread :(

Sounds like a plan.

Hmm, well.
I guess we'll need to get together with someone to compare for us.

It can't be helped, right?

No complex.

Nini, Theseius.

No ninis

No, that can totally be helped.

Sorry.

Drat.
It was worth a shot.

16:10 golden ratio best resolution aspect ratio

my mental health nurse is a dick

she told me she was going to ask that i get a prescription for diazepam, and that she would make the request the same day.

she then proceeded to not make the request, and not even write in her notes that it was part of my treatment plan

so i have been chasing up a prescription for a controlled substance that nobody anywhere except me knows i'm supposed to have.

what the fuck man

and she is away for a week and a half, so i can't talk to her about what is going on.

actual dick

m-muh benzos

Did you expect something different?

the duty nurse told me today i should get a GPs appointment and get back on zopiclone in the mean time

but getting an appointment at my GP takes like a month

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

she baited me into looking like a drug seeker

WHAT IS HER GAME

sooooo not impressed man

but you are

I thought you were a drug seeker?

but i am not

i take recreational drugs sometimes, but being a drug seeker is using fibs to try and con doctors into giving you shit

i don't do that.

I didn't really expect much, honestly.

Perfect!

back

did you just challenge me

Lol trolled
Maybe its a power trip

But you never know.
Sometimes you can be surprised.

That's probably why I keep trying.

Not intentionally.
I just meant that you'd do things, and keep stroking my ego~

Elma protip #482: The less you expect from an Elma, the more you will get in return.

Honestly, the most I expect is maybe to just chill over coffee.
But that's just because talking over coffee is the nicest way to get to know someone.

:|

You didn't read the Elma protip.

I did.
I mean, coffee isn't that much.

I'll just roll in after someone last minute cancelled plans, and give you an out so you don't waste that prep!

I expect nothing from you guys and yet i am still let down

good, cause I'll turn quick when challenged.

I'll stroke more than your ego

I dunno. Still feels like a lot of pressure.

Also, I've learned that you need to have plans to have them cancelled.

Pervert~

Hmm. I suppose.
I've always seen it as an easy out if either side just isn't feeling it.

Since, like, it's not dinner, or a movie.

Fair point about needing to have plans for them to get cancelled though.

Gimme (you)

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Well that makes enough sense I guess.

I-I was talking about hair

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Yissss

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New Asuka thread when?

NEW FOR BC

Hey... make a thread...

just boost my shit up fam