❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️

❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️

4th of July edition

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If by "talking to ethanol" you mean "drinking ethanol," then yes. I have been talking to ethanol incessantly.

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unlikable? sure, at least im not the autist who rates everyone. it pretty pathetic

You strike me as the kind of guy that doesn't actually drink that much for some reason.

Not tonight. Maybe the next time Boo gets a hair up his butt and links them sixty times.

Well, I've never had a drink, but other than that I'm an alcoholic.

our recruiting process sucks... well first we dont have one. so we dont recruit... then we bitch when some faggot comes into a thread after we go into theirs. no surprise we get low quality returns... we need a marketing ploy.

like... "best traps in town" or "it sucks a little less"

or something

you gotta work on your slams bud. nobody cares that i make a list and i dont care that you can use a buzzword on me. but they do care that youre a little creep and wont leave.

Or "exactly what you would expect out of traps" and "nobody has a clear idea of why they're here."

We can work on it though.

Kanra tried marketing ploys. It fucking sucked. Do you really want to do the same shit as Kanra?

now that blackjack has been overthrown i dont have a running list of overlords that ive welcomed...

Keep it that way.

test for overlord

yea yea... this sort of gimmick just might do the trick.

yes, yes I do. what of it?

you are so salty, its great hahahaha loser

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW TEST OVERLORD. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Now I'm not saying that marketing is a good idea, but to be fair, there aren't many things that Kanra could take part in that wouldn't be soured by the fact that Kanra is the one taking part in them.

What did you have in mind? Physical advertisements sent to retirement villages? Those people are sad with a lot of time on their hands. And they're racist bigots, that's a big plus.

throw up as many of your little meme buzzwords as you want it wont change the fact that nobody wants you here. your flimsy defensive front does nothing. take care.

i feel we should make a snuff film with one of our beloved traps... a real shocker to grab the attention. only thing is which one gets iced

cuck boy
im going to stay here tbh

Why only one? I don't believe in that whole "too much of a good thing" nonsense. Let's round them all up.

I declare war.

On Blood-chan.

He took it overly seriously, I can assure you of that at least.

grow up

you dont get it... two deed have to be done. first the effing then the icing. are yu willing to do the deed and take one for the team?

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its too fun fam
uuuuuuuuuh whats the phrase everyday until you like it

Wait, did this actually happen? I was sure it was a joke, but then I remembered that we're talking about Kanra, and that sounds just sad enough to be real.

...it is not within your privy to declare war. you are merely a figure head to the power behind you that makes all the decisions of the state

/r9k/ threads, Holla Forums steam friends threads, shit of the like.

As always he had more ideas than he did actual actions, but some credit for trying a little bit, some people at least visited but nothing stuck.

Did you save that from me?

I declare war on the shadow government.

At least the damage was minimized by his lack of follow through.

Almost certainly.

so be it...

I'm so glad

I surrender.

Story of his life, honestly.

Hm. That seems a bit overly mean. I actually like Insider.

I feel like death

Don't go destroying any worlds, I suppose.

This one is top of the list

Wait, Neko, are you too young to get that?

Is anybody too young to get that?

throne... abdicated

no new overlords to welcome at this time

I'm here to make people feel better about themselves. The next self-esteem boost is going to cost you fifty bucks though, payable to Animus Life Coaching LLC.

Insider? You hardly know 'er.

still mine

you were usurped in favor of your predecessor ...

just be glad the new overlord doesnt have to kill the old one for the throne...

Im yo queen.

Yas queen

nope still black jack the predecessor can fight me

Understandable

Here's Oppenheimer after the first successful nuclear weapons test, which I was referencing.

youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

That never stopped you.

Man, politics are hard.

I'm not clicking this
What are you guys doing?

sama u serious right now?

a contender appears...

it was a unanimous vote

especially when the imagined rules keep changing

im slap happy and bored... ran out of jokes hours ago.

no i mean the other thing
pls dont

It's less than a minute long and a rather important part of history.

I was gonna watch episode 14 of Re:Zero

blur goes nice with granola and tea

ahhhhhh just like Ukraine, i be back with russians

oh the whole effing and icing a trap as a marketing
ploy?

are you actually watching that? i took a look at the first episode since people kept posting it and it was just terrible. anime kinda sucks

no the other other thing

Did you see what they were wearing? And people have the gall to tell me that it's MY fault.

What is that?

noooorm be specific...

we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

The first episode sucks. That's the point. It starts out making you think "oh, this is gonna be some boring fantasy where the guy gets all the girls and wins all the fights".

And then he dies.

Animemes.

Fantasy show about some guy that goes to another world. Lot of suffering and death. Very fun.

Good night or something

You just got here lol

Later.

hi... bye

Bye

flyby nekoing...

This chocolate and oates bar has far too little chocolate in it.

:3

that would ruin it

so youre telling me it really doesnt suck.

Correct

Subaru better not be a little bitch in this episode too.

Though I did like the breakdown.

wat

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meanwhile... in japan

youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_9SOPyhUA

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Now that's good television.

more from japan...
youtu.be/cmQvxfo75K0?list=RDcmQvxfo75K0

this guy is great... *kira

youtu.be/Bbbce4SjwZg

Should I get any games from the Steam sale before it ends?

dat pose

kinda doubt but i'll watch another anyway i guess

o u kno

pic-b.com/1/

no...

karinka.sakura.ne.jp/karinka/datuid.html

You still here?

going to bed... nite

Sleep well

Sleep is death.

Rest well, Dad.

Come at me, Test~

Going for a jog, bbl

Night

I'll be here eating when you get back.

I'll take that as your surrender.

I'll tell the troops to pack up, they're going home.

Have fun.

Yeah

I guess that episode kind of solidifies the suicide plan, huh?

Literally the one character I actually like
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

If he doesn't return by death next episode I'm gonna be mad

I need some tea

Even if he does it seems like the show's trying to teach some lesson that even with time travel death shouldn't be an option for him.

I'm hoping that Subaru keeps spiraling and doesn't learn his "lesson". He looks like he's really about to snap. I like that the witch's priests bowed to him. Subaru must be the only one that can't smell her sweaty old hands all over him.

Stereotypes galore

If the tea is hot enough, he forgets how badly his teeth hurt.

Gin is also moderately effective in this regard.

You drink gin hot?

Alchemist.

Well people drink sake hot, so why not?

No, I don't. British people drink a lot of gin. That is the joke.

Clockwork.

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Alchemist.

Stop

Hey you~

I'll let you have that one, for the sake of argument.

I've never heard of the British gin connection. The British Gin Connection would also be a rad band.

Sleep is peels

I wish to pet Clockwork.

There used to be enormous tariffs on foreign wine, you know, all wine. So the British started drinking gin instead. Go into a liquor store and look at the gin, half of them have British motifs. Most glaring one is Beefeater's.

You almost slipped that one past me.

What?

What an interesting historical facet of Britland. The only gin I know the name of is Bombay Sapphire. Which is your favorite? Whatever's free?

test do you watch this show on crunchy roll

My favorite is "put vodka in instead".

Your vigilance will falter eventually. It is simply a matter of time.

You could download it.

But most people don't have my internet connection I guess.

Sure, just use crunchyroll I suppose.

these ADVERTISEMENTS give me HEARTBURN

THEN

DOWNLOAD IT

nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=1_37&filter=3&term=Re:Zero

Grey Goose is a vodka, right? I imagine they make it by siphoning gasoline out of cars.

Or pay for your anime

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If most people had your internet connection, it wouldn't be very fast at all.

atleast it isnt made from grspes like ciroc fucking blasphemy

I spelled it backwards? i thought the bad joke was simple lol

Government subsidized anime is very important to you as I understand it.

Durrr

It's airing, how dafuq are you gonna pay for that

That's what makes the Russians so powerful, the gasoline makes their muscles strong like engine.

Crunchy roll gets everything aired in japan an hour later

I've been awake for less than an hour, and I haven't had coffee.

It puts horsepower into their manpower. It's twice as erotic as it sounds, and it sounds intoxicatingly erotic as it is.

That's not paying for an anime, that's paying for a service. A monthly lease on your shows. The fact that it's less convenient than downloading is even more important than the fact that it costs money.

Shut yer mouth, greengrass

That's a new one?

Like, Paul Greengrass?

As in Claude

Good one

Alchemist.

Hello.

Hello.

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😂😂😂

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Alan Key Mist

i am filled with so much rage right now dude like you have no idea it's crazy

thanks bro

Bill Maynard, used to play Greengrass in Heartbeat (UK tv-series)

My middle name is actually Alan.

I've looked it up.

That doesn't mean I understand its relation to the conversation.

Ah, I see.

Alanchemist doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

No, but it does mean if you want you CAN call me Al, much like my email WOULD say, if we could read email fields anymore.

Pretty much the old guy that does shady deals for their own gain.

I see.

Oh what were you eating?

I'm back~

Thank you! I had fun. Today is a beautiful day

*Almail fields

Man, that was a long and meandering trail to find meaning, and it really didn't pay off or explain anything. I guess it was sort of like a microcosm of life.

How are you today, Wife?

So you weren't mauled by a bear?

Typical.

You ought to have higher standards than that.

I'm pretty certain they called you a jew in a manner that isn't clear.

Five cheese lasagna. I knew that it was too much but I ate it anyway because it's important to live in the moment.

Ought implies can

Well, it wasn't directed at me, so I can live with that. Jewchemist will have to live with it, though.

I've never seen a bear in NYC lol

Yuk... gluten.. you're going to get fat

Bc sucks cuck dickens

I'd eat pure gluten if it tasted like lasagna, no problem. Gluttony is a sin, not gluteny.

BLOOD CHAN :D

I remember reading somewhere that gluten has no adverse effects on anyone who isn't intolerant.

I can't remember where I read that, so take it how you will.
I didn't actually go out of my way to study or confirm or deny it.

You still just do this ironically, right?

I sure hope so.

it has never been ironic

That's not my name anymore ^.^

Getting fat should be a sin....

Do you eat a lot of cakes, cookies, oatmeal, cold cereal, donuts, and bread often?

Damn it don't call me that

I'm going to ignore you

It makes normal people fat

Yeah get him

i mean

AU-USFN:50 :D

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Have you ever read any Lovecraft? It's pervasive with the theme that the human mind naturally rejects things too horrifying to accept, making them incomprehensible.

That's how I feel.

I'm just going to believe you're playing some long con.

You just described 70% of my diet, the rest is dairy and meat.

It has always been iconic.

Are....are you fat?

Enormous.

Last night the local niggers were playing with firecrackers all night. I wanted my dumb sister to buy me some so that I could set them off during the day to wake the niggers up but she didn't

I'm so pissed

could have really used your help last night ;[

what's horrifying about her? she's such a sweet girl/

im iconic now?

You could put it a little more nicely.

The action is iconic of you, you are not necessarily iconic. But you might be, who knows. Maybe you're the read Animus poster child.

What happened last night, love?

Are you chubby?

Firecrackers are illegal in New York, where would she even buy them?

She lives in NC...but it's illegal there too, BUT she lives right next to SC where it's legal, she could have drove 20mins, buy me 100 m80s and mail them to me.

I was going to pay for the whole thing too

u dont know me dude

i just really needed an e-hug right then ;_ ;
it's cool tho

It is also illegal to mail explosives.

Just say I'm build solid, or broad. Maybe stout.

Maybe from the people who buy hundreds of dollars of firecrackers from adjoining states and sell them to people in New York.

This only works if it's between friends, some guy isn't going to set up a stall and a sign and say come one come all.

That doesn't mean that I can't judge you.

Why would you want to put armor on explosives anyway?

See

D-do you still need some now..?

Lol.... I knooow but they're not going to check lol

If you go on a gluten free diet you'll lose weight and you won't have to exercise at all

It's the same as selling weed or whatever else. Probably some ridiculous fine and a felony charge though.

nah man, i told you, it's chillin'. don't get your panties in a bunch, yo.

Oh okay... no hug for you...

I would honestly pay for firecrackers with cute little breastplates.

I'm not going to stop eating large amounts of good tasting food.

great! now what's up?

don't you care about your body? yolo and stuff...

Nothing... just pissed about niggers, how are you?

Test?

nice palindrome, not nice racism.. watchin this dumb re:zero anime even though it's awful. really completely awful. but it's sorta all right i guess. do you ever watch new animes?

To be fair I'm the son of a cop. I've never really indulged in weed and know nothing of its purchase. I've been offered it for free, I guess then you just ask who that person gets it from.

Fireworks I don't imagine working the same way.

What?

Oh tell me if it's worth watching when you're done!

And I wait for the season to end before I watch all the anime :p

-surprise kiss-

I walked through two airports with a pound of weed in my luggage and wasn't caught... gah,

No, that's what doctors and emergency surgeries are for.

Oh and weed candy too

They're going to have a hard time cutting through all that fat to get to your poor dying heart................

I imagine they work exactly the same way. It's just word of mouth, someone buys fireworks, tells a few people who aren't squares that he's got them, then when those people are out and about more and more people become privy to it.

okay i will.
why the heck did you have drugs in your luggage???

Is this a way of saying "up your ass"?

He didn't. It's a lie. Don't play along.

My heart knew what it was getting itself into.

People have actually seen you in the past, correct?

How come you don't do that anymore?

give me one good reason.

My dad loves dope kek

Lol no no

Only if I had crack

There were German Shepherds EVERYWHERE in LaGuardia and I walking right by them... My sister wrapped that shit up real good. My dad is dying so I don't mind doing that for him

I feel sorry for your body, you shouldn't punish yourself like this

you were taking it to him in the hospital ?

To fool you. For the thrill.

no i mean one good reason i shouldn't play along./

No lol I took it to his apartment

Opening up to Test is hard...

Get

Self-respect

Good enough for a lot of people.

It's unbecoming of a lady.

The real punishment would be eating vegetables.

oh. when you told me about the cancer for some reason my mind went straight to that he must be bed-ridden in the hospital. dont know why now

eh not interesting to me lmao

That WOULD be hard on you if you actually wanted to open up to me. But you don't.

Oh well

I suppose I should have known that.

They're an acquired taste, but once you get used to it your body will thank you

My dad is doped up on caffeine 24/7 so he's always up and about
His cancer is actually going away...I hope he pulls through

so anime's hitting the post-irony pretty hard i guess

huzzah! does he still smoke or did he quit?

I do because I like you

And I'm not lying about the weed lol
My dumb sister kept begging me to take it and we argued for days because I didn't want to do it

Most of them are mildly pornographic and gross.

*lmaos internally*

Broccoli is good, you just have to cut off the stems and cover it in a sauce.

He quit smoking cigarettes in '08 when he was first diagnosed with lung cancer, but he still smokes weed :/

The stems are the best part.

You don't like me. At best you dislike me and are looking for some way to take advantage of my trust. At worst you just think of me as some experiment in turning an enemy into a friend.

;>_<
N-no omg...

You can do it! If I did it so can you

I just wanted to see the person behind the sarcasm, you could always take a less "gross" picture.

Kanra told me you are one of the very few trustworthy people around here and I believe him... I want to be your friend... if you give me a chance

psh
lmaoing at ur life bro

cool good for him. but wait also back up how'd you get those marijuana products you had in your luggage??

My grandma has smoked for over 70 years, a little bit of lung cancer isn't going to stop her now.

Yeah, just like the core is the best part of an apple, and the rind is the best part of a watermelon.

Don't worry, it's okay if I eat poorly as long as I burn it off by sitting down in the same place a lot.

And I've discussed you with him.

I will not give you the chance.

Like the core is the best part of an egg, or the skin the best part of the mango.

I'm not going to show my face on an imageboard, that's just personally uncomfortable. The picture in the post you replied to is actually me though, if you wanted a general outline.

You make me want to throw up into my shoes and wear them all day in the heat.

I guess I've just never had a problem with it, myself.

what? why?

Flukes.

Right.

Gah it's 9am, I have to start my day... bye...

My sister is a drug dealer lmao

Holy fuck... she's awesome

Oh yeah you can eat all you want as long as you jog an hour a day :D

blah... I hope we can be friends someday... -hugs you tight- bye

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Bye.

I'm making fun of his examples, by bringing my own in.

Goodbye

I don't need absolute confidentiality, just one step more confidentiality than the people to my left and to my right. Hopefully this disincentivizes the crazies to go for me and they latch on to you instead. One can only hope, of course.

It's just a gut feeling. It's not necessarily bad, maybe I'm into hot vomit shoes.

Smoking does objectively make you cool

Don't need to outrun the bear, just me?

I mean, I'm not really worried about that particular situation, as large gay men are not known for their 100 meter dash times.

I WISH BAKA Holla Forums ACTUALLY FUCKING UPDATED THE FUCKING TAB IN THE BACKGROUND AND SENT A NOTIFICATION WERE I TO BE QUOTED FUCK me i miss 4chanX

i see
make it a good one!

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Everyone except for you, that is.

Cool-er, more accurately.

Is someone able to gift me hotline miami 2? I can't buy it from the steam australian store. It's banned.

It would be wrong to circumvent the system, I think the game is too violent for you.

Sure

;_ ;

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I'm midway through STALKER. I can handle anything.

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Thank you very much. That was generous of you!

Can you handle living a happy life?

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Anything to circumvent the Australian government.

Now there's a man you don't want to owe a favor.

What if you could make somebody else's life unhappy by also agreeing to an unhappy one yourself?

You stole my opportunity to get Blood-chan banned. I can't forgive you for this.

Divine Aussie subversion

Bringing them down one gig at a time :3

Tracer just put you in your place!

I would not want to make somone and myself unhappy?

Okay.

It's still a prison island, really.

Yep.

Late.

and another one gone and another one gone

another one bites the dust

r u a hacker

What not*

Flee

cheers love

scratching my way into the gibson

I miss TATW.

read me a bedtime story ikt

Perpetual sadness machine

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Bush did 9 November

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it was not what the bird asked for but still

You raped Ian didn't you

tell me a story neru

He's on the other side of the bed

when you don't know how you got to this part of youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=f5PbukCWSNw

WELL it was yesterday maybe because of that not being true but still the contract had been issued and obligations to fulfill it were already underway so the chosen one had to be beginning the preparations and stuffs

the chosen one went to reappropriate the aid of previously indebted past chosen ones who had not yet fulfilled their obligations to a satisfactory degree right so they were in a way obliged to commit to the tasks granted them by the most recently chosen one

there was ambiguitios in terms of what the chosen one was chosen to be the chosen one for but it turns out it was constructing a cake for the benefit past chosen ones

with the help of the chosen ones mainly actually only the help of the past chosen ones the chosen ones had such a cake constructed and the chosen ones purpose was fulfilled much unlike the past chosen ones having failed the purpose but at least they now had cake

Ian x Grim?
I can ship this.

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the moral of the story is not entirely clear to me butt I think it means you should not stress yourself too much because in the end things might turn out all okai after all

and then you die

lewd

The moral of the story is accept the drugs from the trap after your dick has been inside them.

I thought the moral of the story was that traps are fucking insane and that you should just massacre every fucking one of them?

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Dont trust traps or people from Michigan

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oho I recognize that show

Thats literally me after eating mexican.

Happy Hypocrite Day amerifats

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people in general are hypocrites. what makes american's special on our independence day?

god i love being in the best country on earth

What did he mean by this?

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happy stay salty day, uk.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Do cute stuff.

Good morning motherfuckers
It's freedom day
Time to start drinking

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She goes from prone to standing without any movement inbetween.
And it bugs me.

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The power of embarrassment lets her move faster than the human mind can comprehend

Tsutsukakushi has had enough

Amerifats are the most unfree country

subtle, notice me

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we can grimpost if it means you give me attention

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spoken like someone salty about Europe's leaders allowing their country to be ruined by Muslims.

Enjoy your fatness. Fatty.

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Nice fatness

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A yandere Tsukiko is my ultimate fetish!

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I need more yandere Tsukiko where'd you find that shit

*pokes*

only one insult available, and not even a good one, considering how obese the entire world is. the uk has a problem about as bad as north america. but then again you've never really been very smart, have you?

Keep eating, america expects daily eclipses

Hahahahahahahah fatty

bloated sabs is best sabs

why are you talking like a bond villain

is it because scoots is british

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They're trying to impress. But they so fat from the salty bacon

I honestly didn't realize that was how I sounded. I should have tried to dumb it down, considering how infantile the target of the post is.

doesn't get much dumber than that mang

*pokes your face* how are you doing today?

I'm sure there's plenty of people here who could give him a run for his money...well, surely at least one other person...no, you're probably right.

Keep on going, fucker, coronary time woo woo

hey hey

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Anyone able to help me make a 4 panel memepls

Hey american user, betyou sre fat hahahaha

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That might be good since you will have to experience something to make you feel that embarrassment..

I don't have anything in my grim folder that can contend with that hat or those feet

Actually I don't have a grim folder at all

Holy crap
I'll send you anything I find

i have been known to do this

sren't fat assface

Why America all fat?

Alright.
Still need to get my coffee.
Feel kind of sick, but I'll be fine once I eat something.

Maybe I'll actually have breakfast.

It's worth it for the power to defy reality.
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But you might be right.

Hi im america. Im fat - every America ever

kyaaaa >///<

If you find yourself with some free time I am interestedd on this one on the top left and the triggered on the bottom right
Then if you could zoom in really close on the 'God' in the bottom left panel

*happy squeaky sounds*

honestly for scoots a one track mind like this is one more than usual.

easy there shamu

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Working hard and ending up with nothing to show for it is depressing, so we eat the pain away.

it's as if scoots is not fat af lmao

Yeah actually eating is good ^^
I have a long day of drinking ahead of me

ohyah and this one for topright

Fuck, I wish I could gain that much.
I wouldn't be so light that a stiff breeze gives me trouble!

Gibe.

...Im sorry what

Haha Its True D :D:D:D

Hey, it could be worse. Atleast you aren't Scotland

Lol

Hmmmm? I didn't know you drank

U mad?

kind of like this 3

Scoot, what's wrong with Scotland?

Scoots is objectively less heavy than the average american child

Oh I thought you meant draw one

if it's just photoshop you can DIY it in paint mang

he's also objectively less intelligent than the average american child.

Whats right with it. Its full of scots for one thing

N-E-W-S

how do open multiple images in paint? 3

No that's subjective

or to put it in terms he might have a chance of understanding...

he dum LOL XD

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Make the U.k Great AAgain

Open them in chrome

right click, copy image

go to paint and ctrl+v

what about firefox

Not normally.
And usually not any substantial amount,
But I don't mind it.

Britain's version of High Pitch Eric.

Scoot, what's wrong with Scots?

hey fuck you buddy

When is the UK going to collapse?

Theyre foul mouthed, drunkards with ginger hair and an insatiable appetite for grease. Theyre almost as bad as the Irish

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Scoot, what's wrong with the Irish?

Soon

after two years after article 50 is invoked the uk needs to be towed a certain distance from the eu to ensure separation

after that it falls of the continental plate and goes back to being molten rock

hey now

I experienced a funny meme irl with my friend who is in highschool still

Him and his friend are super into Run the Jewels
And so I waas just going through the random assortement of music I have oon my ps3 so we could vape and listen to tunes
and I stumbled across a banjo piece where the fellow introduced the song as oh my litttle darling
And as soon as he said that i mad some bass noises and that nigga and I did that thing with your hand that nigggas do when they jam to music where it kinda bows to the beat like your mad jamming out as if it was that run the jewels song oh my darling

very funny irl memeing

grease is a fun movie

Just look at Scotland and replace grease with potatoes

Ur a rockstar

Scoot, what's wrong with potatoes?

Nothing. Ive an irish name and love the spud

he broke sabrina

id say same but ketchup nips could probably counter it
there are some really funny shops of it too
but grim memes are just jammed in my picture folder that already takes a fucklong time to load because its so huge :/

check this one out

What's so good about the spud?

nowai I have an irish name too and so does sabs

that's like

M a g i c

Hmmmm we should get drunk sometime

Lets make Irish babies
Also the spud is s versatile veggie useful in all dishes
Pertaydurrs

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noty I hate the irish

let's make spud babies

Supply me!
But I usually avoid getting too intoxicated.

I learned my lesson after my first hangover.

Ill potat ur doe

No room for babbys. Too much hamburger.

I'll ask sci to donate his seed for maximum spud

Do you have a preferred drink?

THE GENE POOL DOESN'T GET ANY MUDDIED
YOU WANT DR EVIL FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER

Potatoes are best :(

God

with cream cheese, butter, chives, bacon bits

Good morning Elma~

going to go fap to chubby hipster porn now
thanks a lot sabs

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Burger baby

Says the lard ass user

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Yes, those are called baked potatoes.

Hello.

chubby not obese. eww

Make the spud babies into french fries and you got yourself a restaurant going

no law that says you have to bake the thing first.

i think erio is posting in the summer games done quick thread

More of me to *burp* love.

Why the fuck would you eat a potato raw?

You are a lard ass. Go home, Roger.

haha lolo Look at my meeme ::D

Easy there carl weathers

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Pussy drinks.
I'm a super lightweight and have none of the acquired tastes.
Except Vodka, I can have that with anything.

How are you doing today?

well, I wouldn't, I'm just saying.

Sabby why dont you stop being so fatty

dog is dog spelled forwards

I like her this way

I eat raw potatoes :(

That is irrelevant. Today will still go by wasted.

How lazy of you.

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New

mmm sabrina

Well don't let it be wasted baka