Who NEET here?

Going on 5 years of neetdom

About 8 and a half, myself. I'll be a wizard soon too. Living the dream of waking up whenever I want, getting /fit/, and watching anime all day every day.

Feels pretty grand, man.

If you're a NEET, yeah.
Wagecucks: 1 NEETS: 0

The whole NEET vs wagecuck thing is bullshit tbh.
I'm thinking I should learn to scam people instead.

It takes like two years at most to get /fit/ if you don't halfass it.
You can do it on NEETbux too.

Looks like you didn't take the NEETpill. W
The wagecuck is an animal whose only purpose is to support the chosen NEETs lifestyle. Just get on autismbux and you'll be all set.

I wasn't joking, retard, I actually did live as a NEET for years and couldn't do shit with the money I was given.
Where do you live that the government shells out enough autismbux for you to fuck about with whatever hobbies you fancy?

They dont its a lie. Unless you are under 24 its almost impossie to be a complete neet. Even then I doubt there are extremely many.

Sounds like you need to stop being such a luxurious and extravagant faggot. Autismbux is more than enough to supply NEETs with whatever they require/fancy.

Luxurious?
I cook for myself, don't drink or watse my time with drugs, and I don't go to clubs or other dumb normalfag shit.
Tell me, where do I go for this untold wealth of NEETbux?
I'm legitimately curious, I don't want to work anymore.

You'll want to work eventually. Entertaining yourself constantly gets boring eventually.

Why are you lazy bums trying to associate pigposting with neetism?

Ancient wisdom shall guide you.

Shut up, you dumbass faggot. Pigposting has been implicitly linked to NEETs for eons.

Most people figure out a scam. Workplace “injury”, drug addiction, pyramid scheme etc
Others just get family money. Regardless you will never unravel the mysteries of the universe being a wage cuck.

By hobbies I don't mean "sitting around watching annie may and playing shitty vidya", I mean stuff like shooting guns or building shit like furniture from scratch.
I've been working for a decade and I still can't afford to regularly go shooting, and I don't have the time to build stuff after wasting my day doing pointless shit for a bunch of faggots I want to strangle.
Maybe I'll go homeless for a little while, fuck it.

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Ive been homeless in my car user. Please dont do it. Find even a small bit of motivation first before you are forced to do that.

It was only for a month and a half but it sucked.

🤧

I do get disability because of a spinal problem.
Have been for years, and it was never enough to do anything but keep me alive and bored as fuck.
I think you faggots are just as bored and depressed as I am and this whole pretending you have shit figured out is a way of escaping how shit life is for everybody in the current year.

It's definitely a last resort, hence why I'm trying to figure out if these faggots actually live somewhere with generous enough NEETbux to keep me alive and not bored as fuck.

Sounds shit. Meanwhile I've got enough money to buy anything I care to and have a roof over my head. Spending all my time watching anikino for the past few years has granted me a new perspective on life and improved my outlook immensely.

You should try it man. Stop autismbuxing wrong.

Worried about an inaccurate KYM entry?

So all you do is watch anime.
I did that.
For years.
I ran out of anime I wanted to watch, and everything that was left was complete trash.
You're full of shit, pigposter, and you're clearly a lot younger than me.
I've been where you are, it will all come crashing down one day when every anime you look at becomes completely and utterly predictable, right down to the most ridiculous twists and the most retarded tsundere love stories.

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Don't try me Agamemnon.

21, living with my parents, watching cartoons in the basement

yeah

Nah, eat shit loser. Anikino is eternal. The amount of entries to watch is unlimited, and it never becomes stale. If you had graduated from watching shounen-tier garbage instead of larping as an old man whose 'been there, done that', then you would have come to this realization too.

I used to be a NEET, watched too much porn tbh. Eventually I got sick of it to the extent I converted to the orthodox church and got a job as a cop. Dealing with Holla Forums memes being completely true has kind of been depressing though.

How do you get on autismbux in the US? I was told you need to at least pay for a lawyer to plead your case.

You read the thread.

Reading the thread reveals nothing.

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Eh. You're doing the lords work user. Just dont go crazy and shoot someone so innocent it becomes a meme. Because we will make fun of you online.

Vidya and weed (or opioids) are the only appropriate hobbies. Passively watching chinese cartoons is just autistic.

I don't live in the states so we don't really shoot people that often.

Understandable

You guys are making me want to eat bacon and its the middle of the night.

This pisses me off so much that I must momentarily descend from my higher ironic plane to tell you true NEETdom is a prison of despair you will never understand you filthy fuxking normalfag.