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So how much of a goddamn dissapointment is The Last Guardian going to be?

Hopefully all the women and fags will drop MKultratale and move onto this.

What a cute Chihuahua.

mama mia I can already hear the sales flop incoming

Isn't it a PS4 exclusive on top of that?

It is.

They'll do what they always do then, advertise it on the console start up.

Jesus. I wanted to play it, but I'm not buying a new console for literally one game.

2009 CALLED

It'll be as shit as Ico and SotC.

So it gon be gud?

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yeah it's unanimously shit.

Has anyone managed to play it yet? Is it great or is it just Ico again?

This generation is dead.

Seen lots of ads for it on the sides of buses here in Jew York City

it was stillborn.

This game will sell 4 copies worldwide and will get all red reviews because it won't offer instant gratification and twitch/youtube stream buttons like the braindead casuals want and expect from every game today

it won't provide any long-term gratification either.

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Do you niggers even grasp the concept of brand recognition? Or that Shadow of the Colossus, a game tangentially connected to The Last Guardian, is cited by anyone and everything as an example of VIDYA = ART?

They don't have to advertise it or even show gameplay for it to sell, the hype pitch was done during the E3 reveal

You're right. I was expecting this generation was going to be bad since that goddamn awful 2013 Xbox One reveal, but it ended up being even worse than I expected.

there's literally one post other than yours declaring it a flop. quit overreacting.

At the same time it'd be nice if Sony markets anything besides AAA generic shooter shit.

That strategy hasn't worked in the past, it's unlikely to work now. I imagine we'll be hearing about the PC release in a few months.

Gonna suck like a team ico games do but even more so because of the wait.

I fucking wish

There is no fucking way they're going to make back the money that's been sitting on this game with a PS4 exclusive release.

They very well could, like some anons said, it's been hyped to hell and back, and you know normalfags are going to eat up "muh fee fees" whether it's good or not. And even if sony makes a loss, fat chance they'll give up an exclusive that has mass appeal.

I still wonder though, what were they doing the whole time? And why arent they advertising it anymore?

Yeah but this isn't something like SFV that sells on brand name alone and still missed the target sales top kek
This is a niche game AT MOST, and honestly how many fucking casuals and normalfags do you think actually played SoTC instead of watching some bullshit lets play or whatever?
I'll eat my hat if this sells over 500k worldwide

To be fair it is pretty well known by everyone at this point.

I absolutely hate it when faggots declare a game will be/is already great before it even releases. It does nothing but raise expectations to stupid levels that's bound to be crushed leading people to praise shit out of buyers remorse. The whole hype bullshit has got to be one of the most autisticly destructive things that audiences have created.

It spent a lot of time in dev hell, and the director from ico and SotC left sony I think.

No, it's well known around Holla Forums because we're obsessive autists. Normalfags won't touch this.

Are you serious? SotC isn't some underground game, fucking pewdiepie played it. It isn't call of duty or battlefield, but people know it.

didn't pewdiepie get a copy straight from sony and made videos of it?

yep

That's unfortunate to hear as it's never great when a game goes through development hell.

Oh my god pewdiepie wow. If only his audience actually played games.

Thing is, there are more autists outside of Holla Forums than you think. Though they tend to be the Lets Play watching, indie game obsessive autists that are somehow worse than normalfags. The Last Guardian is going to sell at least moderately well because those kind of autists along with a good amount of normalfags like to be pretentious every so often and praise something because it made them F E E L.

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They do, they're casuals, and by the looks of it TLG isn't gonna be too difficult, so they will probably buy it.

the audience didn't create it.

Have you seen these people? Sure marketing teams tempt it, but autists and normalfags will spew hype on anything that even remotely interests them.

All of it.

The silence around it, and correct me if I am wrong it seems like they have only shown one area/scene, so I am betting it is bad and they are just operating on outside hype alone.

I could have sworn that I saw some jewtube ads and TV ads for it.

Easy, no hype, no disappointment.

I'm calling bullshit, something's gonna happen and it's gonna be another 100 years

Ill always have Shadow of the Colossus, the best Zelda game ever made

Or the baby gryphon turns into a human loli and we get lewds for all eternity
But I guess both will die and go to monstergirl heaven or something

Baby griffin will probably end up dying but passing his essence onto the boy, causing a repeat of the horned boy motif from the other two games.

nice bait bro

Grappling hook and parachute.

Don't you have to beat the game to get those?

We have retards thinking that Skyrim is like Zelda.

user, if you are right about that, I will take the brown pill.

I've seen multiple bus ads and at least 2 billboard ads here in L.A. and in Santa Monica

And it was expected to come out for PS3 first before they pushed it to PS4. How many people are going to jump on buying the console for the game when they already got burned by the promise with the previous console?

I imagine we'll be hearing about a PC release for this around the same time we hear about a PC release for the other PS exclusive Team Ico games.

IE FUCKING NEVER

No way. This is how the game ends.

There is no way I'm buying a ps4 for one game

Tehee

im glad im not drinking soda these days

It'll release with no actual gameplay too.

Oh man cant wait for it to come out and to be unable to discuss it no matter how good or bad it is due to 70% of the posts in the thread being sour graps and neofags using sage as a downvote

Wether its good or not, you faggots still wont like it. If ICO where to come out today you would probably lump it together with the likes of pretentious shit as Journey. Truth and fact is that SotC remains as one of the greatest achievements of gaming and that this game wont top it.

Downsage for u

What kind of advanced sageautism is this one?

I hope that the game is good but I have that same for every game in existence. Having said that, most games now days suck donkey balls and I don't really see any foreseeable changes in that trend

Why bother spending millions on advertisement when you can pay shills 10 dollars here?

suuuuuuuuuure it does

That's a nice and wrong opinion.

Lick my arse, at the end of the day it is my opinion and completely subjective just like any other opinion.

Yeah, and it's wrong.

Checked

trips confirm

So I get that the bottom text looks choppy, but I can't see any difference between the top two. Am I missing something here?

the 30 one clearly isn't as smooth as 60
you'd have to be blind not to notice, or you've been playing games at 30 fps for your whole life

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What gives him the right? Who the fuck is that nigger anyways. I dont even want the game anymore.

You know the brown pill is eating shit right?

Are you using one of those shitty 30hz 4k monitors? Because that is the only scenario in which you would he having problems noticing 60fps is a hell of a lot better than 30fps.

Looks like the most boring shit imaginable.

Only one way to find out

After Final Fantasy Versus XIII XV, I can only imagine how painfully shitty it is going to be.

I wonder how it would have been if it was made as it was intended.

Of Ico? Shadow of the Colossus? Which normalfag knows that these games have anything to do with The Last Guardian?
It's going to be a comercial flop. The only people who know about TLG are internet people, and opinions are divided even on the game.
Ever since E3 the game has barelly even been discussed. It is one thing to go full nintendo and provide no info whatsoever about your product through the year, and then release a trailer that gets everybody, even normalfags, excited about it. Another is to release your "artsy" niche game without any advertising at all and expect that it will live off of hype. It won't

Have you seen the unbearable hype that people got over so many games in the past Colonial Marines, Watch_Dogs or No Man's Sky and after it fails to deliver their unrealistic expectations. At least Holla Forums is too cynical to fall into this trap, since every game in existence is shit. But normalfags get disappointed time after time again, but they never learn their lesson.

This is gonna end terrible. If not for this thread I wouldn't know it's coming out and I'm not your average casual.

Having no advertising… It's going to be terrible for Sony to hide it like this, right?

FURFAG
DIEEEEEEEE

That's what everyone did for Bloodborne though.

It's going to be an okay medium-sized game just like Ico and SoTC were, but everyone is going to be dissappointed because it was hyped up to be the best game ever or some shit
it's honestly better for games like this to stay niche, because popularity is both a blessing and a curse

What is it user? Talking shit about toons?

You need to clam down. :^)
There needs to be more porn of the birddog thingy from this game.

Its a fucking Gryphon you retard

It's birddog! Fuck you!

It's furshit.

It would have been known as FF Reverse XIII because it starts off open world and then slowly turns into a corridor simulator.

They didn't bother to port into a stable engine, nor even make an upgrade of the assets.

They literally ported the PS3 game including the shit code that made it barely run, that's why it runs at 30 fps with slowdowns on PS4

They literally ported the PS3 version and its bloated code that barely ran on the console to the PS4, that's why it runs at 30 fps with slowdowns.

How the fuck they have the courage to do this?

I'll give you the frame rate, but this the PS4 we're talking about, it can't run anything at 60.

Do you need attention?

Except for Gravity Rush Remastered.

Shenmue 3 levels of disappointment.

His cock is way too big. Shotas should be drawn with cute little dicks. And why is the gryphon so small?

How the fuck do you guys think the majority of games pre-00' were released?
IF they were smart, they used all that money that would've gone to promotion and put it into actually developing the game.
Should they make an amazing game, the word of mouth will take care of it.
Capitalism, baby.

It does however show either a lack or abundance of confidence on sony's part, because they either want it to go by unnoticed or think they don't have to shill it to get a return on their investment. Personally I think it is the former, but hope it is the latter.

Sony has been pretty bad with picking games to advertise lately. They advertised the crap out of the order 1886 and forgot all about bloodborne.

There was a shit tons of ads already
PewDiePie did it

Nice straw man OP. Go back to your dusted Xbone.

I went to the movie theatre last weekend and there was a commercial for it before the movie

I've been seeing a decent amount of online advertising.

Right after Uncharted 4.

This how all games should be released.

No marketing
No hype
No trailers
No pre-order

Just the fucking game. No more marketing parasites.

why are PC cucks the most delusional people in the world?

If it doesnt become THE game of the decade its going to crash and burn harder then paul walker

Cancelled my CE preorder the moment they opened it up again for preorder on black friday.

Artificial scarcity + desperate dropping of the former + no advertising means its gonna be shit.

Can agree to this, can't believe Gordon was actually G-man in Half-Life Blue Shift 2

So is there any chance of this game being some type of good? I don't even mean good as in "not disappointing" but as "not a complete failure".

Yeah, I think so. If they make gameplay as fun as SotC and make the atmosphere as cool and mysterious as Ico.

To be fair they can emulate ICO now.

If you are going in with that low of an expectation I guess there's a chance.

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Good is subjective user.

Pic related is my favourite From software game and a game I fondly remember even after all these years. Bought it twice. Did you ever hear of it?

There's a good chance it'll be a completely average indie darling that will do decently.

No but it looks interesting.

Well they gotta make their money back.

Soulfags
Not even once.

Yea, was that the game with the gay protag?

It's gonna be delayed again. And again.

they made some decent ones though imo, im still surprised by the publisher

Hey, they used to be alright. Now they fuck up everything they touch.

Any game could be good.

Ubisoft Shangai is a thing

It's out next week? Shit, I was really looking forward to it, and I had no idea when it was being released. I genuinely thought it was coming out next year.

You probably weren't alone. It's been coming out 'sometime next year' for several years now

Oddly enough, I saw a billboard advertising as I was driving past Los Angeles.

have some lackadaisy humans then

The gryphon is supposed to be more than ten times the boy's size. Your drawing is shit

Ico was a little boring but SoC was pretty good apart from the incredible lags whenever you fight

if that dude can draw that well, why does he need to do the furfag stuff?

This is the dumbest question I have ever seen, plenty of furfags are skilled, but they involve furries because they area furfag.

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I'm a half decent artist, enlighten me, how much scratch could I milk from a furfag?

Depending on your level of skill and lack of aversion to ferversion, several hundred dollars per image, more for comics.

Autismbucks are a deep well.

You can make thousands of dollars making fursuits with disgusting bonus features.

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Alright boys, break out the neon dick

The wealthy ones will pay you a pretty penny for their fursona to be in degenerate drawings. I've seen a commission that anons have posted that a furry surgeon apparently paid a lot for.

animals are more visually memorable than humans with the same features, and it's easier to get away with zany antics and exaggerated expressions with anthropomorphic characters
see: bugs bunny

some guy got paid around $1300 for one mildly good(and I mean good as in his art was above standard deviant art) commission. You could probably make a lot, especially if you make a scene with several "slots" so you get 5-10 furfags shelling out 700 dollars each for one slot.

Alright, and where do I find these creatures with the art shekels? e621? DeviantArt? Dumblr?

yes, post on any of the sites you listed, and make a lot of stuff for free at first, then once people know you, you can open commissions and have a fairly large amount of people lining up if your art is halfway decent and you cater to their fetish. this is a dark path user, consider it wisely

He might have fun user, and who knows, he might find out he himself is a furry when you gaze into the abyss, it stares back and all that

animals can't make those expressions tho. so it's just humans with a fur paint job

shut up and watch some old cartoons

Eh, I already own a Bloodbornestation, I might as well buy this thing while I wait for Yakuza…

So about those videogames

Have you seen his neck? His a fucking lanklet!


Why don't you draw a giant birddog woman, then?!

ayy

Get ready to LOL

humanity was a mistake

Wold rather have sodom with us

wasnt the last guardian some pixar movie with nightmares being the villain
this game doesnt look like i get to meet a russian santa claus

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How much of a pleb do you have to be to think no advertising is a bad thing? Are you the type that judge the success of a game by its sales?

I would rather starve

I know a lot of good artists who do commissions. If you want to make bank, you need to make this your full-time-job away from your full-time-job. Vidya or chinese cartoons will be at a minimum. That is, if there is demand for you. If there isn't, you best be posting a couple of pictures a week to your shitty blog and start making friends with popular people so you can get connections and shill yourself out. Art trades and gifts will get exposure, and also every picture has to be unapologetically lewd. You don't even have to be amazingly good, if you can draw a good dick on a cute fuzzy creature then people will flock to you.

I hope it didn't pay off for her

nothing comes out of development hell unscathed. it won't be good

Don't know about you guys but I've seen tons of ads

It's even easier if you're a girl, like everything in life. You don't even need to be good if that's the case.

How do you guys think the majority of games pre-07 were released?
IF they were smart, they could get away with removing features and call it innovation.
Should they make a game without any game play, the free market would take care of it.
Capitalism, baby.

>knew a guy who was an incredibly talented artist as a child and teenager think an american Miura or Gustavo Dore's spirit reincarnated

*make art for furfag pixelshit, that nigger can't code.

Ask your doctor if klonopin is right for you.

I am still convinced that second image is a trace of a DnD monster manual dragon.

I did finally see an advertisement last night on TV.

How long was this thing in development hell again?

Hasn't been a thing since 2010. The buzz now is Open World GTA clones and Third Person Shooters.

Where's the joke

Its very meta, you probably wouldnt get it

Could be…

Since 2007. I'm not really sure why.

Not saying it justifies the purchase of entire console, but Bloodborne was easily the most fun of all MUH SOULS LIKE games.

i don't understand why companies do this, spend years and millions developing a game and then release it with no advertising under the radar

battleborn 2 but single player dog version

it didn't have any of those and it was still better than Zelda, damn what a great game

Wrong. Okami is the best Zelda.

I wish I could bet on the fact that the beast is a young Dormin that's gonna be sealed in the forbidden land at the end of the game

IT'S COMING OUT IN 5 FUCKING DAYS!?!?

But dormin looks nothing like him, dormin is bipedal and has horns on the side of his head, and no beak.

Maybe he gets cursed, hence why he has to be locked down

What the hell did you think the Colossi were?

SOTC is basically a Zelda game stripped down to its bare essentials, and given the amount of bloat exhibited by Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword in particular, a more minimalist game is a welcome change of pace.

The bare essentials of Zelda are dungeons and exploration.

Looks like Ico, only with a big animal instead of a little girl. Honestly after the masterpiece that was SotC this looks pretty boring.

That title is making me giggle more than it should

Did you actually play Shadow of the Colossus?

There's plenty of exploration, just not required.

Not only that, but clumsily coded. The bird dog, as cute as it is, looks like it could be more frustrating than anything. Also, where this looked impressive for a PS3 game, it really doesn't look all that special on the ps4.

Yeah, your sword shows you exactly where to go, and the world is pretty much empty besides that.

Actually that's the Indian pill.

It's more likely Dormin is the god they tried to sacrifice Ico to, and there's going to be more than one griffin in the game so I doubt this one ends up becoming Dormin.

Why not both?

You find Colossi by exploring the overworld.

The sword shows you where to go, not how to get there. It's also dependent on direct sunlight (unless you got the sword which penetrates clouds) which means it's useless for good portions of the game.

It's a waypoint marker and and is as much of a crutch as any other waypoint marker, especially since the path to all but maybe two or three colossi is a straight shot.

They give you a MAP for christ's sake, that should be enough