A thread for explosions of all kinds

A thread for explosions of all kinds

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dude thats me irl

ENTERTAIN ME FAGGOTS

The prodigal son returns

Yeah, I'd just fly to Vegas instead of New England.
More fun that way.

*lewd explosions*

lol

Good, I don't like you either. Hmmph.

GOD THESE FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES

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I was just reiterating your post.
My misanthropy doesn't extend to self loathing.

I'm just tired welma

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But is he that cool irl?

sdfsdf

fgdfgdf

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Darn good bae, how about you?

pls

discovering new music, gonna start homework soon

had a decent shift at work today ^^

I wouldn't murder anyone.
Not because of a moral objection.
But I don't really want to spend the rest of my life in prison.

me irl

Maybe it should in that case then, biyotch.

You gained 3 hours though. Jet lag only happens coming home~

Great to hear! What is wrong with that word huh?

I don't want to encroach on your domain.

BRB anime tiddies

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Someone euthanize Amy before I do

THat's why you do a stealth kill so you don't alert all the guards.

next time try disabling their external comms

ur a faggot, you hear me?

FAGGOT

Alright there, Dovahkiin.

Alright there, Snake.

I just don't see how someone could ever call me that in a serious way :u

At the start of the game I spent a good 10 minutes sneaking behind that guy sitting down in the game so I could level my sneak to high levels.

I've only had a bottle and a half of wine

I'm not drunk

okay maybe I puked once

You can just cheese it by not investing any perk points in leveling up Sneak multipliers or one handed damage and just keep hitting him with sneak attacks.
It maxes out in like a few minutes.

No one fucking cares.
No one.

Well I just did so deal with it yo :^)

swedish
just had to get it out of my system
i intend to be the great mod id always said id be
discord.gg/kZ4rS

wait did I post my skype yet for maximum attentionwhoring?

yes

Ohhh I didn't think of that. But I was too OP halfway though the game I stopped playing.

I don't self-loathe nearly as much as I used to.

Keep up with the times.

Play on Legendary like a real person.
And install a bunch of damage realism mods and stealth nerfers.

Yeah, I know.
We talked about this a while back.

I just don't see how someone could ever call me that in a serious way :u

v.v

shut up bifh

And none are for making everything naked or bouncing titties.

is big boy bard here

There's nothing wrong with drinking whatsoever.
There's a problem with him blogging about it for the last six hours.

He's more annoying than your blog posting.

noe

lol, the problem is people DO this shit when they're drunk

the whole "heyheylookatmeimdrunk" thing is pretty common

and I don't blog post anymore
and I'll keep saying it as the weeks go by until people realize this

check my posts this thread
I didn't do it once, and won't.

Yours is not to understand but to enjoy, nerd bae

Don't be a little bitch, Goggles.
Play like a man.

The only people that do the "xD im so durnk" thing are underage faggots who have drank like one whole beer and trying to attentionwhore.
The vast majority of posters are questionable levels of alcoholism and rarely even mention the fact they're drinking.

Only some naked and bouncing titties?

Then why attack that?

Don't judge me, Casper.
Don't judge.

Oh, it wasn't an attack.
It was meant more as like self deprecating or something.
"Taking the piss out of it."

I don't get it.

only mods may judge you, and i am not poster of faith
your mods weigh lighter then feathers to me

th-thanks .////.

I suppose that's probably true

desu was doing that a lot when he first started posting

That whole thing friends do where they just sort of mock and poke fun at each other's faults, past or current, just to see the hilarity in it.

Mods as in game modifications, not board moderators, Casper.
I think your bad English is showing again.

Desu does that now with his shitty "I wanna kiss [poster]'s tummy" and whatever variations of that.
He wasn't drunk. He wasn't wanting to kiss whoever's "tummy".
He just does it to be as annoying as possible.

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I like playing how I play tyvm

ye but also when he's drinking he makes sure that eeeeeeeeeveryone knows it

c:

Oh

i wont judge you for your perverted game modifications
only board mods may judge you
in this world where mods are priests, i am not a man of god, fuck you, don't read what i type, read what i don't type

tsuchi actually thinks i've never played a modded game

Fucking casual.

Never really talked much to him.
I just know his "pretending to be retarded" posting style.

Yeah, that.

YOU ARE USING ENGLISH PHRASES REALLY AWKWARDLY AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT IS INTENTIONAL AND WHAT'S A LANGUAGE BARRIER.

I didn't think you played anything other than the skinflute tbh.

casper is manaka 2.0 confirmed?

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Never mind.
Go to bed.

I don't want to quite yet. I'm playing my fishing game.

Fishing for ninis?

So what!?

Nah, you just don't have the social skills to read the tone of my posts

The Sega one?
Or the flash one where you upgrade alot of shit and the fish look like celestial starbodies?

What's good everyone

No.

ay bruh

Sup boo?

I bet you play shitty browser games and post your progress on Facebook for likes, too.

I remember your vocaroos or the random TCs I actually joined only to talk shit at Test.
I honestly was unable to pick up anything you said because of the accent.

I was expecting a phone game for some reason.

borf

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It is a phone game.

uhhh not much tbh
playing metal gear
ban made me a mod of the discord like 10 min ago
whats up wit hyou dude

hello friends

How's it going Goggles

Elma~

Hi.

Just got back from a cigar bar and watching the purge
Waiting to pass out and hit the gym in the morning

Good.

What are you doing up this late? ^^

guevos

nini ffaggtos

Maybe you should join the big boys' table and play real games.

I can't really complain.
I've been playing the shitty Final Fantasy Record Keeper phone game for a few weeks now.

Do anything this weekend? :3c

I forgot I was supposed to keep using that same image to annoy Goggles.

Not sleeping, apparently.

I just like this one cause it's all the fun of fishing without having to touch the fishies^~^

Confessing to Remi!

do not look for vagina on Holla Forums that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.

...there is no vagina

Then you'll see it is not the trap that faps, but yourself.

Whether or not there is a vagina is irrelevant.

I don't remember you ever speaking in a TC, but it might have happened, but you're like the only person ever to not understand my accent tho you were probobly just not listening

that gif was pretty dissapointing

Slut

oh great another swede... fantastic

I want to have sex with a corpse !

Sleep is good~
Also saved that picture>>1136131

No idea why it randomly linked that other post....

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There were others? I see your bluff

Kyouko is objectively the cutest Touhou !

Alright, throwing in the towel for tonight.

Sleep tight, threaders

Get your fishing and game license and go this summer.
Get a cheap "Crappie" brand pole if you don't still have one.

...heres another one, just one tho

chen best gril

we get it, you want attention

Sweet dreams Elma

oh fuck i just gave it attention... shitshitshit

I don't think I've ever used voice in a TC.
I don't even join 99% of them to open in a tab.
I will just be bored, see that Test is linking it, and join the chat to say dumb shit at Test about whatever of his room is visible.

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nice eyebrows bard

k-on pls no

am sary

They're like Desu levels of thick eyebrows.

200 hours in mspaint

thanks I grew them myself

You don't even join 99% of TC's, in order to open in a tab?
I don't understand, please rephrase

I don't even open the TCs in another tab to let them just go in the background because I just flat out don't care enough to even see/hear whatever is going on.

Didn't you use to be in all the TC's like a sleeper when tokai me and scoots had them alot tho?
It's weird when people just watch or listen expecting entertainment value or some shit tho.

teach me senpai o.o!

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Nah.
I generally find it really weird to lurk without posting, even in threads.
TCs would be even weirder since it's people talking and camming. There'd be no reason to join if you weren't going to chat.
It's like whenever I Skype with people. If they're camming or voice chatting, I will. It's weird when it's just one person doing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBUa-rob5Uk

why MFF... why is this even saved to your hard drive?

to post.

Well i mean if they're voice chatting and you're not they're just calling you to speak with themselves tho, and that would be weird yeah

of course... silly me

Most of the people I Skype with are usually playing a game so they can't talk.
So it just becomes easier to use voice.
And I'm the same way. If I'm playing something, I usually just switch to voice on either Skype or Steam to not have to tab out as much.

so i take it all the cool posters are still fugging each other at AX... yea still kinda bitter about not going

Now i'm hella confused, as opposed to when you're not playing and instead send letters?
i know you most likely don't but shit man, don't dribble me with out of context sentences and expect me to get it, that's my thing

It's only midnight on the west coast.
I assume they're still in the process of getting shitfaced.
The homosex will come later after hours of intoxicated sexual tension.

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Why even live

dont kid yourself... theyve been intoxicated this entire time

i wish i was that cool ;~:

Going out with friends tomorrow night.

I wish you were cool too.

i go with the devil go to mexico you will find him again only if you completed the thieves landing task though End game SPIOLERS!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and after you complete the task go to beechers hope its a big peice of land next to blackwater its also johns family farm so you encounter him for the final time he starts talking about stuff i forget its been awhile but then john says damn you! and the strange man says many have then john fires a shot at him goes right through him he fires another nothing third nothing fourth the gun jams heres the story ending spoiler >>>>>> another few creepy things in the final mission the last enemy that shall be destroyed edgar ross archer fordham and the army storm the farm an intens shootout leading to uncle getting shot and dying then john covers abigail and jack as they run to the barn then john puts jack and abigail on a hores then tells them to go after a brief extamch they ride away john turns around then looks out of a crack in the door the army surround the barn john knows what he has to do he opens the door then the game goes into deadeye you have to take as many with you as possible then john takes a barrage of bullets increadibly long story short jack and abigail have a funeral for john then the game fast forwards to 1914 you are jack wearing johns hat and abigail passed away a year and a half after john dies but you notice in the final exchange that john and stranger are standing at the site of john uncle & abigails graves and also john fired three shots at the man 1 for uncle then 1 for john then 1 for abigail the fourth jammed saving jack from a grim fate tip: as soon as you turn to jack go to blackwater there is a side mission called remember my family where you hunt down edgar ross and engage in a duel with him then kill him there jack turns around walks away then the game goes to his face then the screen turns red and RED DEAD REDEMPTION pops up on the screen and goes to credits then now go ahead and do anything as jack

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ikr.. life seems to pale by comparison

me too batr, me too

bazinga... hey, im cool right?

i bet grim is staying creepily sober so he can hoax them into doing shit he can film tho

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I usually abhor using voice chat, even with it's calling family or friends.
But I use it whenever it's easier.
So if it's possible for both of us to text, I'll just text. If one person needs to voice because they're physically busy, then I'll voice.
Most of my time spent here is usually while I'm doing other stuff, be it playing games, studying, coursework, or random odds and ends related to the not-really-a-job "job" I have so it's easier to be able to just leave whenever to complete whatever else I'm doing.

The last thread was OPed with Colbs scream "nigger" out the hotel window so I'm gonna assume they are.

u r

o

he played us like a damn fiddle.

Its whatever your mind interprets.

confirmed.. colbs screaming slurs in public is a sure sign

I'm going next year at least ^^

can't wait to be super shy irl even though I talk a big game online ;D

u do?

Nobody thinks you talk a big game.

Nobody expects extroversion out of you.

my mind=blown

ima try and get vacation time in that general block of the month

Fun :3
We need to play more overwatch whenever I get back

where did you get that folder

i made all of these

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DAMN OF THE FINAL DAY

24 HOURS REMAIN

i'm still half asleep. damn. brb tea.

u know what i mean

in private convos I do

I can be rather assertive and forward with people about my interest in them

and then irl.....I would never dream of even bringing such a subject up

mhm

gotta plan and save money and stuff~

*dawn
/meme

yes... that you are charles immer
and other artists

No thankyou.

He's clearly an artist.
Did you not see how masterfully he drew the swastika on his forehead?

no im just sci, paint.exe expert

i didnt.. but i can presume it was masterful indeed

i made this image, yes it is entirely original content with no other contributing artists

lol

No, Sama.
No.

W/e then
See ya

ah very nice. i can see you've been influenced by andy warhol.

better?

i have been blessed with a talent... here is another original work.

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No, Sama.
No.

now?

Obviously not
The filenames are 'yaseem'

here is another of mine...

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because that's what i named them.

oh yeah i've seen that. one of your more overrated works imo.

At least make it hipster and go with PBR.

Why?
That isn't the artists name
and it's not the name of the works

people are always talking abut her smile... i made her sit through the entire ordeal with a vase in her bum

Night everyone

better?

nite

because i learned about gypsy from his appearance on old lists with this image under the name 'yaseem'.

lol

So why are you using his images?

OC DONT STEAL

I don't even know what "Crunk" is.

any of my friends online

fine.. best i can do

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stolen... now i made this oc

sama you are a fiend

i like how they look. theyre not his though, they're charlie immer's paintings cropped, resized, and saved as .gif files.

of course we are dad
why wouldnt we be

sound a little more like me tbh

If I don't have anything nice to say, I'm not supposed to say anything.

You are an internet slut, I can corroborate that claim for you.

You'd have to ask them.

Shoop that one so she's doing the "shocker".

WE FREN

Put on a name so i can filter you please

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Is it not time to forgive and forget, bard?

u wont filter me anyway

ill take that as a yes...

Forgive and forget what?

but youre literally my friend kaybe
youre like my monsterkitten

WE FREN TILL DA MOON COME FROM DA EAST

Wait.
Is Kaybe not monsterkitten?

nope, completely different furries

that Ui was actually a mentally handicapped young girl. she could been seen drooling in store windows until one day she stole a guitar telling GEETAH GEETAH until one of the girls from her school noticed her drooling on it and invited Ui of the thier club so they could make fun of her. They signed Ui up for a recital where she played very badly and everyone only clapped to be polite to the poor retarded girl

theyre basically the same..

yaaaay SMA LOV BU

they are nothing alike. luke is boring, kaybe is charming.

GEEEETAH GEETAH

forgot the pic to this post... there, all better

You will have to take it, because I'm not giving it to you willingly.

Considering my size, I'm like two of your Monsterkittens.

What no ew

Thanks man, I'll get that money to your Paypal in the next three business days.

*takes the liberty

nope
luke is pretty fat also
thats why youre like him

hey... my theory works, its irrefutable

i dont take charity [spits]

what makes you think I'm a slut? :c

Sci.

HERESY

Actually, Luke is pretty fat, I'm pretty AND fat. There's a minor but important distinction there.

Is that what you do when you go up to those Salvation Army donation buckets with the Santas?

The way you sell your body to anybody who comes along, minus the selling part.

Fat is fat.
Hit the gym.
Get your stomach removed.

lol no i would never be so dishonorable. and i have no problem with the giving side of charity, just the receiving.

fig 1: an overwhelmed mother having to deal with her difficult to handle mentally disabled daughter

fig 2: unable to enunciate other words the dumb child will repeat words to try and explain what she wants

fig 3: here she is being recorded by her mother letting her uncle molest her when she was 12

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I hit the gym too hard and it told its mom, now I'm not allowed to go over there anymore.

Oh, okay, so you just take the bucket and throw it in the trash instead.

i always forget to add that her uncle was also transgender...

deed sumwahn ssssayyyy 'eresss-e

I don't do that ;~;

I've never tried to lewd you...

im being much kinder than i have previously
All I want is to be able to make it so I can't see his posting
i dont give a fuck if he's still here

fig 4: Yiu will commonly get angry as she is also unable to properly display other emotions, she will throw herself onto the floor and have a tantrum if mommy forgets the MnM's with her medication

lol

fig 5: here we see Yui heavily medicated.

I know, and I'm so bitter about it that I'm going to tell everyone how much of a slut you are.

fig 6: here we see Yui with the only toy she is allowed to have because she cant swallow it of flush it down the toilet. Yui will play with this toy endlessly for hours, driving everyone in the home crazy. Yui doesnt know her poor mother has attempted to end her own life several times because of it and is now a methamphetamine addict

:c

that's kinda mean...

fig 7: because of Yui's handicap she lacks the ability to see a situation as inappropriate. Here we see her after she had stripped and defecated in the classroom and propositioned a boy in her class for sexual intercourse

What are you gonna do about it? I already bought a Ferrari with your lunch money.

fog 8: after the age of 12 she became less prone to rage and developed the tendency to be much more inappropriate, usually at church functions. Here she is asking for the communion wafer.

Kasper was right

fig 9: here is a sketch Yui created of her imaginary friend "GarEE". Yui would often diddle herself while playing with her toys and fly into random fits because GarEE stole her barbie doll. Her poor mother had to take the doll after it was found shaved and decapitated

I'm just joshing you.

meh.. enough of that

Lol'd mightily

Dear God, this image is horrifying on so many levels.

oh my fuckin g hod

i cant seperate life from memes

I was buzzed in the afternoon but I didn't want to get fucked up so I had a bunch of jerky and carbs to nullify the alcohol

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Test you flaked man

just HAD to add the titties thing huh

moar

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lol... 9 was enough

I'm def gonna buy fakku doujins now

They are the best of Japan, uncensored, and professionally typesetted abs translated

guess I'll go to bed....nini

Why is he dodging filters

The whole point of them is that they're specifically unprofessional to skirt copyright laws.

I thought you'd never stop.

I hated having to hang out with kids just because our moms were friends. One chased me around the backyard with a bat. I mean, a plastic bat, but still.

Night. Try not to take naked pictures of yourself while you sleep.

who? nezi?
lmao

I... just...dont

...care :/

Fakku publishes its own stuff now so it's not even dictionary definition doujinshi

What else to call drawn Japanese porn Manga?

yea... me either. im glad you hated it

Hentai

It is a curse.

Well sorry sama

I would call porn anime hentai
Or the entire drawn porn genre

Just seems weird to me because they'd be labeled "derivative works" under US copyright law and easily able to get cease and desist orders against them.
It's technically illegal in Japan but it doesn't hurt the industry so they don't pursue lawsuits.

And "hentai".

fakku's content has really slipped over the years. i have a grandfathered account that carried over prior to the paysite version and et me tell you the content isnt a quarter what it used to be. at one point it was THE goto site for premium flash content

no that would undermine the giving! i have to intercept it before it gets to the intended recipients.

i keed bae i care. formerly big fan of fakku

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i only read hentai

>play red dead redemption online

I dropped maybe 600 rounds of every different kind of ammo on this dude
like 10 firebottles and like 15 sticks of dynamite

I'm level 40 now

then it crashed and i got booted :(

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Dear sister,
The people in thread were mean again today. I do not know what I did wrong.
I was merely pointing out that they are all greasy, disgusting, anti-scocial dweebs. They took obscene offense when I suggested that their preference for a certain kind of media made them an inferior form of life.

I sometimes wonder, dear sister, if they are all really as stupid as they act. I oft wonder if this is possible.

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lol

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/the end

I'm on about their published stuff though

A bunch of the old scanlations, yeah.

All original from Japanese artists now
I met a few tonight
one wore a mask for some reason

do you have anything more from their booth?

that was a touching story

"thrilling, provactive, a real nailbiter"

~Sama Daily TImes

Dear sister,
It just keeps happening.
No matter how hard I shake my head, the images won't leave me.
Is this PTSD?
Is this what its like to be shellshocked?
They keep mindlessly spewing their asinine tripe.
It makes me feel sick inside. Cast away trash and their trash preferences.
How long can I stave off the madness?
Help, dear sister, help.

Most Japanese doujin writers/artists are the same as mangaka and light novel authors: they generally avoid situations where they can be photographed to avoid obsessive fans.
A lot of them are just pseudonyms even.

I can't believe Soto hasn't banged a trap otokonoko yet.

I would wear a mask if I were at AX, too.

He was too busy banging acid and losing his wallet.

I didn't visit yet! Gonna go tomorrow morning, though. Check out my loot

ohh show and tell tiem... *clappy

That's sad.

Hey onii-chan how's the weebfest?

Become the little girl for Soto.
Mix your Asian and his Mexican genes.

Guatamalan*

I'll pin a fucking tail to you, kaybe

It's neat

i didnt know u were a furry

whew

i can't stand chibis

well actually i guess i did

That's not how it works

hey goggs

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moar loot plox

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c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breeeeakerrrr

Why not?

Feet hurt so good

Found waifu

But all good pics are on Luke's phone

the combo was already over

three attempts is the rule...

Hey Daggy.

I had a little Minato Katsuragi but I lost her ;-;

i don't observe that rule.

Misato*

Thanks autocorrect

Because Soto is ew.

Post waifu

keep the name please

You take that back, Soto isn't ew!

He's just gross.

man.. some weeb prolly theifd it

hows things

barrrd

and a gatomelonz

Super very gross.

ur fake filter wont do anything

I do not have pic on my phone

Enjoy rei tho

It's reeeaaly fricken super 100% cold.... I need a constant supply of tea to keep me warm.

unsuccessful combo... any questions?

Sweet!

yeah i have a question. why is the thumbnail size on Holla Forums 255x255 now instead of 250x250?

Nerscylla armor tho

lunno... buthere is another successful combo to compare to yours for further education. note the 4 post combo scenario

yuuh same it's cold asf here and my reverse cycle is focked, i need a new compressor unit .. now it's like constantly cold and shit

four

Aw shit my drunkeye showed up in that one

that just looks like your regular eye

after the 3 had been obtained it was only logical to go for 4. no one blocked after one or two.

oh it's grim, sup dude

hey sci (i think)

Dank

well

hi dags how are ya

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quite...

Memes

hmm, not bad i guess, pretty bored. sleepy. yourself?

Hey dag how are ya dtonight?

Damn that's ancient

I'm at ax

Colbs cuddled with it last night

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those sweet and tender moments are so rare...

;)

bleh, bored, you

ah nice, whose there?

Kinda congested tonight, just gettiing over a bad sickness

stuck working pretty late tomorrow too so thats super lame
what are ya up to tonight

nothin wrong with that. why 'dags'

why is that kinda face so attractive? it makes no sense.

stone cold nothing! am boring dags

mm, what do you mean?

what does your screen name mean and why did you choose it?

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I know that feel my man I know that feel
some music and some smoke maybe some drink eh?
mmight heat up some pizza rolls or something msyelf

i wonder if paint's gonna come back soon

it was short for drunk australian guy, just staid with it.. why sci?

ahaha, yeah something along those lines

I didn't catch that.

i thought for sure i wanted to pursue science as a career but i lost interest

who is cc?

oh? bummer, what do you pursue now?

hah.. maybe ive been doing this for too long and should just retire or ragequit... with an epic exit post

vine.co/v/5BIdOVquWbj

something corporate. math and ecconomics are way more fun and interesting to me.

character code geass

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oh yeah now i vaguely remember. watched the first season of that show at some point.

me

ahh, well that's pretty cool I guess, hope you're enjoying it.

whats this half link?

Live from Habbo

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=517170282

lol nice one niggy

lol

sdfhd

Things changed, but I think this was bad for even then.

ghhhdx

more Gwen

user_Sama were you around on Holla Forums when Habbo raids were a thing?

Who here was in general?

do you mean live live
id love to play it again

that was 5ever ago

2006..ish. ongoing

no one here that i recall

We're in the coffee shop.

boards.4chan.org/b/thread/692755446

just as a lowly user.

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heya erin

heya daggy, how you doin? c:

ah posted 4u bby

ssfdadgf

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GET YOUR DAMN MOUTH OFF THE TABLE ITS UNSANITARY

My eyes are up here

okays i guess, sleepy and kinda cold lol, wbu!

inb4 Holla Forums

uwuh

i hope they come

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID CLEAN THAT SHIT UP

just woke up, feelin okay, we party in a Holla Forums thread apparently c:

...they wont. 2 or 3 will lurk, one will post something about how shit it is and gay we are, etc.

Holla Forums is such a disappointment

i dont want to

much truth

jesus sci is being crazy autistic in that Holla Forums thread
i hope he stays there

I WILL FUCKING PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE YOUNG MAN

Sadly he can't stay there for long; it will die eventually despite the free bumps.

amazingly, on the internet i can be in two places at once.

new

shh they dont know me

-hug- you on the left and me on the right