Unemployed and ready to be homeless

Literal ditchdigging tier jobs require 3+ professional references and 1+ year specific experience doing the specific shit tier job.
Professional references that aren't related to specific shit tier job get you laughed out of the interview.
Sell a kidney or watch your family starve.
Options are grand.
You could go get a trade. You know, if someone takes you on for experience, because all trades jobs require 2+ years experience now and schools won't give you that.
Work for free, hope someone starts paying you.

What are we supposed to do in this world?

You're right, no one anywhere can get a job and it's hopeless. Stop trying.

Why does this need to be a post? Holla Forums isn't your fucking blog.

Buy a cheap hexagram necklace and/or a yarmulke and start applying for jobs where kikes will be interviewing you. Take advantage of their hyper nepotism.

See how quickly your thread got shilled? Kike infestation here is real and don't you forget it.

It's alright OP. Holla Forums told me only niggers, and degenerates are effected by poverty, so you basically deserve it.

This may be the correct answer.

This is an amusing version of the boomer "everything is great so anybody who's not well off deserves it" mentality.

The realest of real answers is form a citizen army and get ready to slaughter kikes door to door like Einsatzgruppen. Parody, obviously.

nice parody digits
me supporting your post is also parody, obviously

i'll help you get a job if you're willing to dedicate yourself to intensive study and portfolio-building required a software engineer

This get is why we don't self-effacingly disarm our race war talk. Let us non-parodically gas the kikes.

get a temp you lazy bhum, or lie on your resume like a normal human.

Go to home depot and by a tool belt, a claw hammer, a measuring tape, a hard hat and some safety glasses. Then go get some steal to boots.Throw on some cloth you are not afraid to ruin or get dirty and show up at a construction site and find the foreman. Ask if there is work available and start hauling lumber. Take your time, get to know people and the trade, develop your skills, network, start company, achieve success, profit.

There will always be work for a carpenter and people will never stop building things. Get rich quick schemes are just that. Work hard and achieve success, pretty standard stuff.

If you have absolutely no job experience in an area you might have to hit up a staffing agency. The work will suck more than anything but it's at least a paycheck and experience.

Downsize your living to an extreme. Buy an RV or trailer if you have to. The savings alone on utilities and the like will help dramatically. Live within your means always, buy what food you can in it's lowest state and work up. If you can, get a bank account and put $100 a month in or whatever you can muster. After a few months, take that to some form of investment or mutual fund. Do online banking, less rates. Do online investing, the companies with less overhead charge less in fees. Sadly you will eventually need to get a credit card because (((credit score))) rules America. Use it to buy low items like grocery or gas and pay it off immediately.

Rock bottom sucks but you can only go up from here.

Have you ACTUALLY tried getting a job? Most places are so desperate for workers they can't even screen for drugs any more.

Hilarious and true. This does work.

Where are you talking about that that's happening? The only place I've ever been where literally no one screens for drugs is Los Angeles.

"I'm a huge Detroit Lions fan."

It's a new phenomenon. It's even the case in Texas.

I emailed my resume to 5 random companies this week and got 3 replies.

If you are a iq 90+ white man, you can get a decent job. Fuck off with your blackpilling.

I sell shit all day. EBay, Amazon, Craigslist. Apps like letgo and offerup are useful too, to buy not to sell. I'm trying to find the right buyer for 1000 medical grade male catheters right now. Monthy I can pull in 2-4k. I made $46k last year. I'm also getting into stocks right now.

Find a niche.

Have a degree and still found myself bouncing from job to job. Lost cushy state job because supervisr was faggot who had it in for me. This was me at the end of my rope, out of options, nowhere to turn. What did I do?

Saw ad for truck driving school, said fuck it, dived in. Was terrified I wouldnt be able to grasp the work but once you learn the rules its no different than any other vehicle. Probably chillest job I ever had. All I do is listen to podcasts and see awesome parts of the country ive always dreamed about. Im shitposting from my bunk right now as my driving partner and I speed to the East coast. On track to clear 40k my first year. I took a no money down contract in exchange for free cdl training which is why the pay isnt higher. Once my contract is up thatll probably double. Theres a huge shortage of truckers right now. If you dont mind honest work its a really good gig.

okay but robot trucks

Decades and decades before any meaningful implementation will happen. Even then, they'll likely carry a technician on board.

If anyone wants to work for themselves, then it is as easy as making a website and posting your services and products everywhere you can. If you are already a poorfag and have access to a decent metro, then you can improve your situation easily. Harder to supplement a six figure salary unfortunately.

I've been helping friends take out HUGE loans, then they move to some white area in central america. They change their name and they never are heard of again, I also get around a $1000 dollars each time that happens.

I have an amazing credit (for my business), so I'm planning to do just that very soon. You can retire your whole family on that new country if you get a good loan.

who got >>11408888

meant this

LARPer detected

This?

it ain't worth it, OP

user… user… user… you have to learn the value of using your smooth talking friend as your reference and convincing them into pretending to have been your boss of a business that just went out of business last week which is why you are now looking for work. Contrary to what you may believe - the most useless office in any business is HR as they rarely (if ever) check into anything other than the bare minimum. Just look into what companies went down the past year, add your friend as your reference, have him/her back your play, say you worked there a few years and you're fine.

I assure you the level of scumbag liars is massive in any business and you won't compete unless you play by that ruleset.

No its really not that fucking easy. It took years of struggle for me to break out of poverty while self employed. Realize that there is no support for you, the government regulates against your interests by the will of the corporation, licensing and taxes are against you, and there's no assurance that you will get anything close to minimum wage. It took me years working 80+ hours a week to get anywhere at all, working for myself.
That said, I have become strong, wise, and skilled in ways that I could not have imagined when I began this path. I can support myself and my family regardless of the situation of the world around me, and I have the strength of character to face down whatever comes. I paid for this strength in pain, for the sake of myself and my kindred. I would pay this price again, twice over, if I could spare those I love the same cost.

Blue collar user here. You can easily get a decent blue-collar job if you have a good work ethic and can pass a drug test.

I drive a tanker and make over $60k. I can literally find five more identical jobs within walking distance of my work. Nobody can find good people, ever.

If you're not retarded, don't have an opiate or alcohol problem and can show up on-time, you can get a job making $20/hr outside a city or $35/hr in a city.

Wanna know how I know you've never started a business?

That's the Unicursal Hexegram. If your goal is not to practice hermetic-style Majicks but rather make yourself look like a Jew, then get the proper hexagram (stolen by the Jews into the "Star of David")

Companies rarely check references if they hire you on the spot OP needs to practice more on the interview

This is a pretty good suggestions. I have my CDL and a bachelors degree but I drive trucks because it pays nearly double teaching. I doubt robot trucks will be doing logging or oilfield hauling any time soon.>>11350134

And that right there also speaks volumes about the applicant. Now that I sit and really think about it I would say 90% of all people I have ever hired or brought in were the same people who took the time to put a nice set of clothes on, comb their hair, and, on their own time, come into the building, come right up to the front/ask to meet me (without an appt), walk in and tell me they want to work for me and would be an asset. I can't speak for everyone but I would be willing to bet (heavily) that the vast majority of people who make hiring decisions would agree with me that we will always make room for such people.

So user, get off you ass, fuck the computer application process as all that does is put you into a pile with others and go in and stand apart from the crowd.

Pick up a rifle and handle the fucking problem bitch

Crude hauling , water hauling , cement hauling , hot oiler , rig mover , heavy equip transport , tubing hauling , casing hauling , sand hauling , frac tank hauling setup and removal etc

Sure, go ahead and give me some pointers. I've built and sold products that have generated revenue in the millions, but I haven't hit the $50 million mark yet. Maybe you can help me with that.

Too many people smoke pot now. They should really only test for hard drugs, unfortunately they flush out of your system in 72 hours.

(((Drug testing))) is just a make-work project.

That's a kike weasel term


Where I live CDL is $14K. You sound like an ad.

Wanna know how I know you've never started a business aside from dealing drugs?

No they don't you lying sack of shit. Show up at a construction site and tell them you want to work doing anything. They will put you to work. Now fuck off back to reddit.

Kill yourself.

In less than 5 years, i went from having no job, no gf, no money, no hope, literally a NEET sitting on Holla Forums all day waiting for King Nigger to start up the race war. In less than 5 years I got a job, got /fit/, got a gf, got a good paying job making over 60k this year, got custody to see my daughter on a weekly schedule, have hope again. Anyone can do it. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

I sell dreams, user.

Heil, I'm working on the same. We're going to turn this ship around

Really? How much are dead jews running these days?

I'll just assume you don't hire from Holla Forums

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Im a HVAC tech. Finished high school in 2015 and started trade school right after. Once I was done with school I got a job with a company and have been in the field for a little over a year now. I make 20hr and will only make more as I gain more experience. Get into trades or some kind of blue collar job OP, its definitely the way to go.

you sound like a textbook boomer

The Jews rigged the economy for me! Everyone else's problems are their own fault! But I get to complain because memememememe! Now shut up and let me take over the world so I can make it revolve around me! Whatever you do don't go down a path where you matter! The entire alt right claims to be "nationalist" which means putting your country first but by putting me first and laughing at others suffering I am nationalist and not a kike parasite!


Half the fucking country is on food stamps. The majority of these people work. Quit being fucking retarded before they get full centralization/faggot socialism. Nobody needs a trillion fucking dollars while people are rotting in hell right beside them. You can get a trillion after we fix hell. That one amazon faggot is worth more than every social program costs a year, actually like 4x that, and it's well documented that he treats his workers like shit and is literally patenting dog collars to track them. If you have 10000 trillion dollars and everyone else on Earth has 0 you aren't good at life you are a piece of shit and need hung in public. You fucking black and white retards don't realize an unlimited ceiling needs to come with a strong floor. People FUCKING WANT TO REJOIN SOCIETY but the endless schemes make suicide a better option for most people. You think those broke dude's who kill themselves because a judge orders them to pay their cheating ex wife 50000 a month are just "not pulling themselves up by their bootstraps"? I know people who are dead now because every resource for helping people in need is hoarded by fucking scams. If you are a junkie you get thousands of dollars a month because you make the addiction industry hundreds of thousands of dollars. If you break both your legs you will literally get turned down for disability.

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Are the lions masonic or something?

Maybe just call a few people involved in labour first or hang out with the spics on the corner looking for a days labour

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I would hit the local work commission, other than that if you don't mind actual work warehouse. And yes the turnover rate is high for a reason.

If anyone's going for warehousing, then they should get certified for driving an industrial fork lift.

I work in one yes I am certified and I got re-certified at their cost. Pullers pickers line men scanners boxers and maintenance is where you start normally. So as far as certs for forklift not so where I have been.

Saged for /leftpol/ bullshit. These days ditch digging is done with backhoes and it's a skilled profession. They're not going to let OP near one without references.

Surprised the kike OP didn't throw in something about automation.

I'll post jobs on boards focused on related interests. I tend to hire people with minimum qualifications and give them everything they need to be successful. Giving a person a good start is the best thing you can do for them.

We're in the Kali Yuga now

I'm not sure what they meant, unless they're doing the masonic/gnostic meme

Time to lie! I'm thinking about starting a business where you pay for a pack of reference calls ($5-$20/call) and I say whatever the fuck you want me to say (and with some lead time so I can research the job description and be able to give you glowing reviews which don't sound like bullshit).

become hobo with a shotgun and pin down drug lairs and raid them for cash and coke and sell the rest of their yields to bottom feeders that will never crawl out.

Become a nocturnal-fag like me. Revel in the calm that is night-shifts.

I'm in your boat but with about 70k in college debt, every fucking job application is a series of questions trying to determine if I'm eligible for gov. subsidies but nope, the gov. won't pay for my employment and neither will they.

Start a business nigger

Except for the people who feel you're trying to game the application system, think you feel you deserve special treatment or are a kiss up by coming in when you were not invited/scheduled and selfishly cutting into their busy schedule. The problem is that there are no standards anymore. It used to be you tailored your resume and interview for the job, and different industries had set, well known expectations for how your resume was to be formatted and what they were looking for in an interview. Now, it's all mostly a crap shoot compared to how it used to be. You can go in many different forums for different fields/industries and find threads with hiring managers in the same exact fields as each other, stating what they look for in applicants and shitting on fellow hiring managers because they think one or others expectations are ridiculous or unrealistic, (and what they all look for as quality traits or skills can be vastly different). The fact is, they don't have to be consistent or have standards that make sense, it's an employer's market right now, there are more people looking for work than they have a need for, so just have to dance to their fucked up tune.

Getting rich quick is completely possible, but the majority of the ways to do so are illegal as all fuck.

Get caught by snitches and fish, spend the rest of your life dodging everyone that hates you. End up moving to a different city with the same BS happening around your and reputation follows you eventually.

Either you are feared, you’re respected, or you’re dead.
Pick one.

but once you're rich, the fact that you broke the law hardly matters.

how long you think you'll have a job driving once autonomous trucks are production ready?

More like ads sounds like him. He sounds like a satisfied customer, and that's what ads try to sound like.

Try not to get yourself murdered user.

beat me to it.

it's truly amazing what skills and knowledge you can get on coursera.org for free or cheap. Also linkedin is free (mostly), you can say whatever you want about yourself on there and recruiters are constantly searching it for people to give jobs to.

Follow that track and in a couple years you can be making six figures in an office with a bunch of white and asian men, not wading through sewerage or breaking your back carrying construction gear in the elements for $60K.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but the highest respect for working men, but if you're deciding which road to take, tech is more money for less pain.

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Did you read the post on 7chans /jew/ board too? I hit a wall when I started the MIT courses.

Go back to your dick sucking and let op vent

OP do you really think that the fat feminist HR cunts actually bother to see if what you write on your resume is the truth? There are also sites that can fake references for you, they are not hard to find or especially expensive. I know that lying cheating and stealing to get ahead doesn't come naturally to any white man but if you want to succeed in a Jew-run world you need to know how to play their games and win.

I hate this. I hate this so much because I know it's true. I remember all the times that all I had to do was act like a cheating kike and I would have gotten what I wanted. Hell, a couple of them would have been the system I hate so much taking the hit rather than an actual person. But I didn't, because if I didn't do the right thing it would have weighed on my conscious and ruined the following months, if not years for me. When can we have a society that rewards the faithful and punishes the scum?

I envy your innocence user, you don't need to feel bad about stealing from kikes. It feels good to hit them where it hurts. If you still feel guilty I guess you could use some of the excess shekels to start a community garden or help your family members get work or something.

Why would you want to work for someone like that? If I do what I would want an applicant to do if I was hiring, and I get hired, then I've landed in a place I can respect.

OP here
thank you everyone who posted this thread
I know you are all here with me and hwhen I roll into my path I will find ways we can all benefit together.
struggle will chisel the weakness out of this body and, as I have before, I will rise higher again
good wishes and all my memetic energy to you all

Pretty shit ad that doesnt even mention the company I went through for my training. Just sharing my story. And yea I say on track because we're paid by the mile. Mileage depends on which loads are available. The nature of logistics work means this is always subject to change. But again theres a massive shortage of drivers so theres always freight to haul.

As far as automated trucks, these roads are an absolute shitshow. Theres a thousand things you have to account for everyday that you cant put into a data sheet, pedestrians, wild animals, construction projects that change a citys layout completely, idiot drivers who think jumping in front of a 25t semi doing 60mph with only 20 yds stopping distance is a good idea. They cant even figure out how to make google cars driving through neighborhoods not kill people, let alone semis hauling freight cross country.