♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Exquisite Denomination Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Exquisite Denomination Edition
M-more like "extreme domination edition"
Wake up in 3pm.
I remember having clothes on.
Wake up butt naked.
I think I drank too much yesterday.
( Sita Viliosium Rita Sellim )
I.... I MADE A STREAM!
I think next door neighbour was bashing on his wall to shut me up.
Fuck him, it was 12 o clock on a Friday.
I hear much worse on a morning.
what's too extreme?
I- I see!
your buddy sounded wayy too lewd during stream breathing lewdly and stuff
how do you feel about me~?
He's got like breathing problems.
I pick my friends so good.
poor guy... :c
You're sweet, and usually seem pretty earnest, and kind.
Maybe a bit overly prude.
Yeah, he's such a trooper.
And I like to think so, I collect such a wide variety of freaks.
Oh god I'm so dizzy and my head is banging.
I'm going to order a takeaway; what should I get?
..b-but my prudeness to not be lewd is my own moral social foundation?
I dunno, I wasn't complaining.
Different people have different interests and different tastes,
it just seems a bit much sometimes.
A lot of chinese curry is shit though, I've seen this pizza place that does 10 inch pizza, free garlic bread and 2 drinks for £12
Say if I'm sick of chinese curry, what do I get instead?
tfw scoots will never be too extreme when dominating you
tfw scoots will never dominate you to begin with
i guess goes to show you how conviction i am~ <3
stable... strong... steady...
*pat pats, reassuringly*
curry is not chinese
tfw coming off as a psychodom
tfw I'm actually a big softie
Luckily, no one has the nerve to dom me yet
You got chinese curry though, silly.
they recently buffed the dark hand, and at level 14 it fucking destroys people
Anyway, found this cheap place. £5 for sweet and sour chicken and rice.
Only problem is that it opens in an hour and I gotta wait.
GIVE ME YOUR WATS I NEED MORE POWER
drink some liquids play some games read thigns online
it's only an hour away~
MFW a 5/7 trap wearing a 10/10 cutie skirt asks to sit on my face
bask in the beauty of my build
not going Dex or Luck build like a pro
If only I was not lazy enough to get up.
Went to bed with clothes on.
Woke up 3pm buttnaked with a banging head.
I think I said some dumb things here and there, all in all good last night, watching angry arabs on tv.
radeon really fucking sucks with that screenshot thing in the top left
it was really hard to remove it
summon me shitlord im so bored
i wanna see!
<3 look at that mei bay
how are you up right now then?
Isn't she just so kawaii yoo
professional distraction- the character
look at the AR and the level
the dark hand cant be upgraded, and thus counts as a +0 weapon
sounds like a fun night
Ima let you finish but Mercy is best Overwatch
I love the futa fan art of her for sure.
She's a bitch to go against though
I just noticed. haha
I'm in bed though.
Get me a drink~
It was till the last few beers and then I lost my head.
<3 love her
She probably loves you too.
low level bullying is the best :3
post more futa
y not? ;w;
It's too early for all that glorious shit doe.
Plus I'm eating some cereal. Not sure how that is related.
I play her enough to feel that!
because you cant
you know you want to
Modeseven is weird. .w.
survival instinct will kick in eventually
Maybe I could chew on my arm for moisture...
or suck dick for nutrients.
i rather like it
Me too, in a weird way.
that vore though. >///>
Survival is hard, you know that.
Not too keen on futa
But she's godly without a dick too
some of his stuff just aint my cup of tea
Like I said.
There is stuff I even have trouble fapping to.
futas a hell of a drug
Crossdressers even more so
sucking cock while in a dress is nice
Speaking from experience? >W>
i need the gif of this
Didn't think you'd actually had the nerve.
I can see that thread is going full gay.
And this time I had nothing to do with it!
Trump posts this
posts the same pic but with a circle instead of a hexagram two hours later
but leaves the original up
Oh, this is going to get so gay, it'll be a warcrime. <3
Now accept your new overlords and open wide.
I am okay with this
Fine, THERE ARE BIGGER BULLIES THAN ME, HONEST!
You're spoilering safe images.
its not the worst thing in the world
ill be damned if i ever wear makeup tho
lel u would b fagit
I'M HUNGOVER AND FORGET TO TICK THINGS
Be nice pls
What about FORCIBLY?
Plus, lipstick smeared on cock is a nice bonus.
Did you swallow?
Ick. Smug anime girls.
My only bane
pics of luka cosplays pls
no, just no
i always swallow
Is she supposed to be wonderland's rabbit?
She isn't even a smug character.
Just a girl who likes bunnies.
And pocket watches
Marry me <3
I don't know where she's from either but meh, cute enough I guess.
public freakout compilations are kinda relaxing
I completely missed the pocket watch in game.
I think it's either covered by text boxes, or it's just cut off.
But it's a neat addition.
Just a side-line cutie I took a liking to.
AC in the apartment finally works. Yatta.
Good morning everyone
good morning sunshine
that boner hide
I call it the humble fat man's pose
How's it going
Why no hugs?
That's what made mme think it lol how is it hanging Rin?
that fucking face
Because I was drunk and probably had some alcohol on my breath
Were you halfway through a blink? your right eye is half closed.
pretty gud, we are about to go to ihop
what about you?
My right eye is weak so it closes a little when I'm drunk or tired
Ahhh no worries
Also can't go or else my friend gets fired
About to hit the gym once the pre workout kicks in
live from AX2016
Yeah he is a QA tester for vidya games. Anyone caught there is fired on site.
How is it tho? Buy anything yet?
tfw fresh dank ax pics
Is Ian playing his fucking gameboy while at AX? Holy shit
Just pix so far.
Gonna go take more and buy stuff today
Did Colbs grope anyone yet? I told him to grope.
Once I'm probably about to play Rabi-Ribi again.
And have Irisu teach me why they're ribbed for my pleasure.
We're in the hotel and Grim begged me to play Monster Hunter with him
That game fuckin sucks btw
Not yet, that's my mission for today
I hugged a Luka tho
He did it to Rin
Whenre is soto?
where are drunk photos?
He lost is wallet while high on acid
we're out, will post updates
tfw soto will never take your sweaty socks off when you've had too much fun
Wow. What a fucking noob.
I like the way you think Rinno
calm down dude
im no dude
You're my son now?
Oh you fucking know it
Did you like the Korean bbw?
Arent you supposed to get drunk and go fugg cosplay bitches?
She's the only character who's given me any -real- trouble.
Everyone else took a half-attempt to learn patterns, then a full attempt to beat them.
Except for Noah2 and 3.
Because they didn't want to show me all their patterns the first time.
How are you today, Sweety?
I really tried.
WHERE THE FUCK IS PROTO1
proto are you here?
3 Pizzas, 2 drinks and a milkshake for £13.
I'm sorted for the day.
What is the pattern stuff you speak of? Never heard of the game before now
That was ranked.
THIS IS WHAT AS KNOWN AS A SUPER SAYIAN THAT HAS ASCENDED PAST A SUPER SAYIAN
It's a bullet hell metroidvania.
Like Touhou if it involved platforming.
So the boss fights involve lots of bullets all over the place, but they aren't just completely random, so you just have to learn their attacks and they become easy to dodge.
Irisu's patterns really put everything you've learned throughout the game to the test, though.
Guys, Ene died
I also cucked Grim
did he really?
That sounds fun af, is it on steam?
We saw like 15 people cosplay as scrubs
I am not you, who perverts everything they look at.
Well now you're just trying to be mean
brother went with his GF to drink tea
You're calling me lewd when I haven't even done anything.
also it's me baka hi rin and shiro
Smug faces are lewd
Have you thought that maybe it's just that you're lewd.
Oh I know exactly when I'm lewd :3c
I wonder how many hover hands we'll see in the pictures
i hope a lot, premium bully material
Do not reply to me you freak
Thanks bae, u the best
You are prime bully material
whoa, rude as FUCK
wait you're desu?
I am not !
All the time.
Having Irisu teach me why they're Rabi-Ribbed for my pleasure.
Just remember that you don't get points for being cocky,
so you don't have to try to kiss the bullets without getting hit.
Are so would bully/10
You will do no such thing
considering what i've heard of you you ARE prime bully material
i don't know who irisu is
nice bunny dude
You don't get a choice in this matter, slut
fine, just playin vidya and waiting for september to come so i can get a job
im in north dakota right now at my brothers place, playing games on his computer
A coward too?! Delightful!
too much /lewd/ itt
HAI ERIN <3
you can't get a job until september?
what kind of vidya do you play anyhow
are we the mexicans of Holla Forums?
hey yuu <3
well im getting my dads car then
im just gonna wait until i get it, to make the accquiring job thing easier
i've got 230 games on steam
but i like turn based strategy games, where you get to manage gear and shit
Fuck that felt so close.
I didn't even use the carrot cake, why the fuck didn't I use the carrot cake!?
She's actually just a normal human.
building a wall when?
like final fantasy and such?
i never really played those sorts of games unless you count indie rpgs
also, you lucky bastard getting a car from your parents
Don't worry i'm here
watchin top 10s on youtube, boring day, you?
Ooh, you ought to watch some vine compilations. Those are lulz~
I just got back home. It's my day off so just chillin <3
nah i guess more like XCOM
chyea brah, its cause my parents are white
i like those, but they started to suck more and more as time went by :/
Shes a qt for sure.
she's like tomoko irl dude
way better than QT
home improvement, watching house of cards on my breaks, gonna go to home depot and big lots in an hour.
going to the ER monday so I can finally get some help since basically no psychs in my county take medicaid
back pain is true suffering
You gotta watch the ones from worldstar tbh
Does your neck count as your back? Cause like iktf :(
"MY POOR GODDAM SPINE!" -Ryan Dunn RIP
i've never played x-com
i have a white parent, i don't get a car
I don't really like tomoko as much honestly.
Get a massage.
Lol I'm not sure? It's my middle back and boy does it suck. Chiropractors are surprisingly good.
I still struggle with it some times, I'm not in any kind of emergency right now, but honestly the psych system is so fucked it's easier to go to the ER and then get reffered to a place than actually calling up places.
In the prostate
tomoko is literally the best girl
also is that a boy or a girl
yeah you do
with every white parent comes a car
I don't think that would help with back pain.
Rub my back for me.
Show me your Medical qualifications that prove you are an authority on such matters.
Some girl with my name on her forehead.
but she looks 12
eeeh, i dunno
the last time i went to the er i was referred there for suicidal ideation and ended up spending a week in the inpatient care unit
i'm just saying, trying to get referrals can easily end up overblown depending on what you say
i dunno, i also have an asian parent
how do mixed race couples work?
That's not in my job description.
Well sexual pleasure does help with pain.
“Orgasm can block pain,” says Barry R. Komisaruk, PhD, a distinguished service professor at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. It releases a hormone that helps raise your pain threshold.
Exactly. Consider yourself pwn't.
But shes 26
But orgasms can block pain as stated by Barry R. Komisaruk. You should get on that. And by that, I mean my dick.
be a doctor
did you pound that 12 year old yet then
These hurt a lot less than my tongue ones and I can't not smile when I see them on myself.
Success/10 Fuck the haters from last night. B-bakas
mfw currently in pain and qt talk bout sex as pain inhibitor...
What did you do?
your name dropped
doctoring is hard and takes a lot of time, i should become an engineer instead if i want to go the miserable isolated robotic asian soul route
That's what I'm aiming for though, no psychs nearby will take me, so I need to go to a facility, and the ER is the easiest way to get in one, and I'll get meds quickly for anxiety. I'll get diagnosed quickly, and I'll get help quickly.
it's honestly the easiest way for me to get real help, the whole system is a clusterfuck.
I have never pounded a 12 year old.
Stuff and things~
both are similar in terms of difficulty, however, becoming a doctor is a much longer process.
why would i believe you though
should I actually bother reading the manga or is it just going to disappoint me?
My guess is pierced nips. show me
i suppose if you want meds quickly and sort of disregard the after-care psychiatry then go ahead
it's a nice comfy vacation tbh
i got off my meds awhile ago though, made me think more of killing myself than against it
8-12 years, lots of biology, then a job
4-8 years, lots of math, physics, then a job
Those would hurt a metric fuck-ton, diggy.
biology is better and if you disagree with me you're an asshole
let me tell you how i got these scars
I mean i have her nudes and stuff but I've never pounded them.
Nice you actually got the sharkbites
I'll likely get some prescriptions when I come out, and they'll set me up with a psychologist I can follow up with after I'm out.
plz god let me get xanax or a fuck ton of ativan
I'd use surprised and confused as a better alternative.
oh snake bites
Do it anyways.
i'm taking some more advanced-ish high school physics next year, so i'll let you know
depends, psychs like to take safe routes
if you're going to want a specific medication, you might want to ask for it, though that's a risky route
depends on how bad your anxiety is tbh
is she flat?
eugh fucking why
eugh thats disgusitng dude math is soooo shit
so that's a yes? is there any satisfying dbz style powerups left?
Nooo, These are more like dahlias. I like 'em ^~^
Ya'll niggas gotta learn your face-holes x_x
All the names are fucking confusing and retarded tho imo
And I might get my nips done with that chick when she gets back from Germany for sure. But only if she brings it up. I'm not volunteering my babby boobies for that lol
There are quite a few and some things you'd never expect like Kyouraku and Urahara's bankai.
LOL. Glad you're still on that girl. Do you ever hit her up?
They are not flat.
Yeah I just have no idea what i'm talking about honestly.
They look good though
flat is nice and cute
math is like, pure logic
it's pretty cool tbh
I get panic attacks just being in public places, they'll likely give me attivan, and then I'll tell them it only helps a little (Which is the truth, I need like 4 to really get fully calm). I hope I get xanax but they might just give me a higher dose of attivan
oh shit I forgot, he never actually uses it in the anime
terrible, i can't operate on pure logic it fucking sucks
If you say so dad.
Um, no. But my Miss Perfect and I are going out this week cause she's on vacation. I think we're gonna go get dinner/sushi and it's gonna be rad.
She's so cute and awesome and cool, dude. Makes my mind swim x///x
Thank you~ <3 I think they're p cute^^
Shunsui Kyouraku, his vice captain is nanao-chan. You know the guy who wears the pink kimono over his captain's jacket?
Nice, good for you. Get in that ass diggy.
im not even fat enough to be a dad
Well you better start eating a lot more food then.
but i don't wanna be a dad
I'll try my best. I don't know how to really get it from dinner to the bedroom tho :(
Yo it looks fucking insane when I stick my tongue out with them lol
alright, well, goodluck
never liked meds in general though, but if you need them, you need them
how bad is your anxiety anywho?
as for me i always just avoid social situations and when panic attacks hit so long as i keep moving no one gives a shit except me
it's so cool
everyone's always fucked up with their perceptions so pure logic's the way we draw conclusions from something that's decently, actually proven
also math is in every field, even in biology with shit like genetic equilibrium
radar, the telephone, the refrigerator, the flush toilet, and the bicycle, were all invented in scotland
apparently we are actually okay at inventing useful stuff
Oh I forgot i'm always the dad.
everyones always fucked up with their perceptions
lol maybe to you my perceptions are fucking great dude
nah dude math isn't in the field of psychology :^)
dont wanna be a dad
thats what i said but then
i took a __to the __ .
oh i didn't know you were my dad
hi dad hows work
you're also ok at trying to stay in the EU and being england's bitch tho
i have some weird sort of pleasure out of knowing something is true so i don't have to constantly ruminate over other perspectives or other issues
took and arrow to the knee
the truth is gay as fuck and shitty
subjectivity is the spice of life my man
user sama can you be my dad for the weekend
what the fuck
yeah, but with subjectivity you're always sort of internally wondering if your perspective is sufficiently skewed off enough to be called fake or whether your perspective is fucking you up or whether when you talk to another person you're even talking about the same thing
basically, how can people even put perspectives of theirs forward and build entire lives off of them? it's something i personally struggle to do
lol ask ur mum
Try to get her to drink with you and maintain eye contact. You'll gradually lean in closer and unless she gives you a sign for no then you're in pretty much.
You die if you work.
oh right, the guy who somehow kicked the shit out of #1 espada despite the fact that he didn't even use bankai.
like "holy shit I'm gonna die, someone is going to murder me and I am going to be dead" shaking and losing the ability to fully ground myself and sweating panic attacks.
usually I can get away from them by just going tomewhere i feel comfortable, usually my room, for a few hours, but whenI get some xanax/ativan I seem to be able to handle it much better
why is there a cryptically terse email for the vice president of the washington state university gun club vice president in my email, addressed to the wsu info inbox
lets do something fun
no, it's called being confident in your perspective
fuck that bitch i do what i want
its okay, living kills you so you might as well get a job
I feel like we've already gotten there but I was a dummy and skipped that. Ugh x_x
Like we were talking on FB about lewd stuff and complimented my kissing abilities and stuff so the chemistry's there probably iunno.
I'm just a goober I guess. Woops.
ur being hacked
daddy what are we going to do for fun today
You have literally been given the green light. Take the initiative and get on her. Move in for that kiss and everything just falls into place after that. BRUH.
i will assume a typo in the CC and get on with my life.
i haven't had many of those
i mean, i think everyone wants to kill me and such, but i just want to run away from the room and start sobbing uncontrollably
i don't know why i want to cry when i feel panicky
it's like i'm frustrated that it never completely stops
i overthink things too much to be completely confident
take off your pants and do that thing i taught you
do as youre told, listen to your parents...I WILL PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE
I've had 3 people call me mom today..
Not sure how to feel.
Masturbation can do the trick as well.
None of them will ever be me.
literally just drink a little bit everyday
you didn't teach me anything though also i want to keep them on
you're not my fucking dad you can't tell me what to do
dad is my dad now, you declined
its baka lol
hi mom whats up
Already did that today and no it didn't help.
embrace your motherhood
are you my mom or my dad
people really are into these whole daddy mommy fetishes
it's like getting that childhood sense of comfort in a sexual form
that's bad for you though
so is being autistic
i was making a meme you cunt
until he goes out for a pack of cigarettes and it returns to business as usual
Hi, mom. <3
If lexi was your mother.... lol god help you
wow thanks for breaking it down for us aspie
shut up guero
he's easily the most based captain tbh
I cry a lot too when I'm panicking. the entire time I was having panic attacks in the last ward I was at they were like "are you sure you're okay to go home and I almost screamed at them "THIS PLACE IS DOING THIS TO ME" right at the doctor but I just said "I'm having constant panic attacks, this place is torture." I know to avoid that place now, but that really was the biggest shithole of a place I'd ever even conceived of.
is hallow ichigo rip or is asking that a spoiler?
wow dad you're kind of an asshole
just like my real dad!
wow yo really are my dad
okay you're my 2nd dad okay?
hi weird uncle
are we gonna make a basement movie again?
dare ga trixu desu?
knew id reel ya back in with thattun...
jokes on you i've been called that uninsultingly on occasion
sorry for ruining the moment, you can go back to it
oh you're not?
Sama, I survived day 1
And i met dat boi
yeah but have you ever been given a swirly by a submissive skinhead
oh shit waddup!
KON at a con.
i uhh... thats not even
dare ga trixu desu?
ohhh neat... saved
Is ARMA3 worth?
No you're gonna do a bunch of yard work.
answer the god damn question or kys.
pfft all i'd have to do is act domineering for a little and he'd be gone
Does this mean I have to trade in my convertible for a mini van?
This thread is bakas.
I like the sound of that
I will see what happens~
Thread is boring. MOAR AX
oh fuck yeah it is, best game i bought all sale
what q famly
haha yes yes yeeees
IS THAT KON!?
You have literally been given the green light. Take the initiative and get on her. Move in for that kiss and everything just falls into place after that. BRUH.
They either outright say no or they hint at a yes. If there's no signs of hesitation then just fucking go for it and they'll follow
I met Wish IRL
Grim getting double cucked
Don't sweat it. So I started talking to a bunch of girls on tinder when I got here yeah? The qt3.14 asian girl turned out to be trans and told me they were.
Are you Guero or not?
ja das ist kon... kon pls, i
I wish she'd just take the lead cause I dunno what even to do x_x
hilarious... dont stop
I was thinking that. Given its half price. May aswell treat myself since being paid yo.
oh my fucking god
oh fuck yeah
best game i bought all sale
im not googling what that means
WTF are you doing baka.
:( Oh well.
I told her on date 2.5 and she was cool with it. Figured I'd get that out of the way since I kinda wanted it to go further. Like, she's way too perfect.
gross as fuck
i'd rather you molest me in the basement than do that
yeah do it dude, the multiplayer is great, wasteland is probably my fav mode
sorry, i was lagging hard as fuck and it looked like i didn't post anything
Niceu. Pound her tuna.
Those weeds aren't gonna pull themselves you useless fucking ingrate.
I was going to tell you to cool your gets, chill the beef and take the red chill pill.
don't project your wants onto me, slutnerd
how am i getting paid then
lol my jets are cold as ice
the red chill pill
are you trying to redpill me?
i need ot get int o afight and get fucked up
I am. Troof for yoos
You get to live in this house and eat my food.
the red pill chilli pillers
i'll take the blue pill everyday, thanks
is semen food
if you were beaten up by a bunch of men you'd have a boner the entire time
I don't think of it like that. x_x Horndog~
i want to punch a boner head on
Some of us do take blue pills everyday~ :^)
When is AX coming to NYC?
that's not funny
lol tranny pills
shouldn't they be pink since they tunr you int oa gril
clever wording, boy
estrogen pills are blue?
Try it again. Are you sure it didn't help at all?
If I was your mom I would give you a spanking
cause you need one
that wasn't supposed to be clever
daisy why don't you just fight your dad
She obviously wants your dick, give it to her.
I am 100% sure and I need your womanly touch.
Well you are my mommy so I guess you have to spank me
I AM BAKA
BAKA ARE PIG
DO U WANT HURRRR
DO U WANT REEEEE
BAKA ARE PIG DISGUSTING
BAKAYARO KONAYARO IS A MURDERER
To think, that such a pretty girl like smiles would be such a hardcore racist motherbitch.
I giggled. I don't tell my shit-tier jokes for you peoples' sakes lol
Did you know that baby gender colors were originally opposite?
Food for thought <3
Mine are at least, yeah.
Lexi spanking Loco
Well. There goes any chance of me not fapping.
wtf kon y u stop posting AX... get it together man
worst shitpost i've seen in my life
step it up
good, pink is a gay color and i wouldn't want it
well lexi isn't physically here to do it so i'll probably end up smacking myself again like most nights
Did you know that pink doesn't even actually exist on the light spectrum?
Today is certainly turning into a funfacts day~
all this mommy fetishing
it's ok, i'm sure you'll be able to take someone's boner head on one day
also, he's not that bad of a person, i'm just teenagery and shit
this board has a disproportionately high number of traps
remember to do it on cam for her
eat a dick... these are the jokes deal with it
Here's how I start shit
just start grabbing shit
second they start to grab back go straight for the benis/bagina over the pants
Gotta feel it out tho and make sure things are going in the right direction before going too far. If they're touching you back then they fucking want it.
With my hand
i don't own a paddle yet
STEP IT UP SENPAI COME ON SHITPOST HARDER NIGGER BET YOU FUCKIN CANT
but it's just other colors added together
thats like vsauce shit bro
they're shitty jokes
user you're not my dad anymore
blah blah consent blah...
where to cop that book
thats child abuse you fucking racist asshole
i think my issue is getting to the kissing/making out part
all that foreplay and flirting and shit
once i get alcohol i'm sure i'll be able to have casual sex if i really want it
gb2 /lewd/ if u dont like it
GODDAM IT I LITERALLY MISS ALL THESE CUES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
I know, righ?
Is that like apple sauce?
dem lyrics lol
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little Sama? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /lewd/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret assraids on noun, and I have over 300 confirmed cummies. I am trained in ARMA warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire /lewd/. You are nothing to me but just another daddy. I will wipe your dick with my tongue with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sama. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the buttstorm, faggot. The buttstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dick. You’re gonna gimme, daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get yo cummies in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assblasting, but I have access to the entire arse of the United States and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assface off the continent, you little sama. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will suck you furiously. You’re fucking daddy, sama.
MODS MODS MODS MODS MDOS
fuck you asshole you're going dwon :^))))
no it's internet videos about facts that will BLOW your MIND
Well you need to get one. Obviously. We cant be having this kind of half baked effort.
i'll let lexi buy it
I mean if she's going to have my spanking myself silly on cam for her the least she can do is buy me the proper utensils
I'll blow something~
Mommy has to buy you presents after all.
I did it!
Rabi-Ribi run #1 is beat.
It's pretty simple, aso long as there's no signs against, then you've got the go ahead to slowly escalate until you get to fucking
YU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST POSTER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL IMAGE FORUMS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF WITH YOUR ONE JOKE
yeah but what if there are signs against it
i can't just let my dick not go inside something
user stop shitposting lmao
I got bored half way through. Difficult writing for people I dont wanna meme.
It's not so simple if you can hardly read facial expressions lol
I'll keep your advice in mind for sure though, thank you.
Your brains out
If there are signs against just stop and say "well this has been fun, I hope we can do it again sometime" and stop.
Go jerk off or something
I WILL SHITPOST HOW I WANT WHEN I WANT YOU DENSE LITTLE CUNTOLLINI
FOR REAL I FUCKING HATE YOU TIME TO AN HERE
its cool tho... you didnt have to. it was nice. can we hold hands now?
all the vodak...so jelly rite nao
I know you are being daft. But please. Stop being so fucking stupid.
i liked it
thats fucked up velma
i was hoping you were going to blow my mind
i imagine i would immediately stop and say really loudly "THIS HAS BEEN FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN" and leave
i liked that
tfw no drank
Similar, but not the same lol
im dranking water :^)
Atleast it made you two happy. I wasn't convinced I had masde a good effort of it. But hey ho.
tfw you got too much drank
tfw you have stopped dranking
all dis drank just gonna be stuck there
vema you couldn't overpower me if you tried
Being a slut is so easy. I went from virgin to doing lewd shit with seven people in like a month.
My snapchat is lit af
being a slut is easy if you have a pussy REEEEEEEEE
...ill take it thats a no to the holding hands thing
THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM YOU PREPUBESCENT PECKER POACHING POOPER PUMPING POOR POSTING PLEBEIAN
go fuck a duck lol
fucking ugly people biweekly
yoko cosplay is best cosplay
i would never
you know that bitch is going to get railed by at least 3 black guys
HURR IM BAKA CANT EVEN INSULT USING ALL P'S GO FUCK A DUCK IS THE BEST I GOT DUUURRR COME AT ME BRO
Implying you can slut to ONLY good looing people
Only if you drive a convertible and/or work in DQ and/or radio
You do so correctly. There is to be no holding hands with the Scootalooo.
It is forbidden for anyone to even try.
Creeping on meidos is nice too
maybe just kiss my johnson then?
I could still try~
Yeah, I only like to lewd attractive people I know well, so that's difficult. But it's also why I'm lonely.
that post was to designed specifically to tag several posters here
creep creepcreepan... promode enabled
I'll lewd p much anyone that isn't repulsive tbh
user SAMA IM LITERALLY HTE MOST MAD HUMAN AT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BALD BRUCE WILLIAMS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA WITHOUT THE FUCKIN MUSCLES POSTED UP LOOKIN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKIN AUSCHITZ MOTHER SWEAR TO GOD
roll for it and add your STR mod
*holds hands with you anyway*
Go ask baka, or something.
has drunk colby accidentally his cock yet?
naw were having a little tiff...
if user tries to touch me im taking the kids
But what did it even mean? I think I may have read it wrong.
Different strokes for different folks. The way I look at it is I haven't had action in so long, waiting for somebody worth it isn't so bad at this point. *shrug*
I like Colbs' crown. Kinda jelly.
GODDAM U MAD FUCK LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER JOKE YOU HAVE YOU MANMEAT MASTICATING MEN MUNCHER
scoot don't get involved, this is between the lawyers and us
lol... until then you are my substitute husbando.
roll a 1d20 and add your STR mod to decide if you hit or not, then roll a 1d10 to see your damage
user YOU ARE A FUCKING FLUCTUATING FAGGOT FAIRY FLAMER
GO FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
I got it at the dollar store Lol
Romantically tho you gotta be a girl or you ain't getting shit
i am a girl romantically
hey... F was my next move
YOU TWAT TWIDDLING TIT THUMPING TAINT TASTER
*hugs* I need a crown to wear to reinstate my vice-queenery~
That's fine I guess *shrugs*
Feminine benis counts tho
things with a dick being called mom
remedial biology for everyone
You probably did.
Sama. Do not delude yourself.
Shouldn't calling things that aren't your mom mom in general be remedial biology
Fucking colbs hijacked my shit
but im reeeeeal good at that tho... lie to me doots tell me lies in my ear hole
lol hes good at taking all the attention
I don't get it
|Rolled 15 (1d100)|
Hes scheming right now
I'm the Meme King for this con lol
I met this girl that called herself the meme queen and shut her ass down because she didn't have a crown
She was cute af tho
It's offensive because it's true, it wasn't a bad joke
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