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M-more like "extreme domination edition"

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Wake up in 3pm.
I remember having clothes on.
Wake up butt naked.

I think I drank too much yesterday.

( Sita Viliosium Rita Sellim )

"Yes"

2
ess

tree

m

I.... I MADE A STREAM!
FINALLY! ;w;

I think next door neighbour was bashing on his wall to shut me up.

Fuck him, it was 12 o clock on a Friday.
I hear much worse on a morning.

what's too extreme?

I- I see!

your buddy sounded wayy too lewd during stream breathing lewdly and stuff

how do you feel about me~?

He's got like breathing problems.

I pick my friends so good.

poor guy... :c


you do?

Uhm-
You're sweet, and usually seem pretty earnest, and kind.
Maybe a bit overly prude.
I dunno...

Yeah, he's such a trooper.

And I like to think so, I collect such a wide variety of freaks.

Oh god I'm so dizzy and my head is banging.
I'm going to order a takeaway; what should I get?

..b-but my prudeness to not be lewd is my own moral social foundation?


chinese

I dunno, I wasn't complaining.
Different people have different interests and different tastes,
it just seems a bit much sometimes.

all

A lot of chinese curry is shit though, I've seen this pizza place that does 10 inch pizza, free garlic bread and 2 drinks for £12

Say if I'm sick of chinese curry, what do I get instead?

...

i guess goes to show you how conviction i am~

...

You got chinese curry though, silly.

...

i dont

yup
they recently buffed the dark hand, and at level 14 it fucking destroys people


wat

...

Anyway, found this cheap place. £5 for sweet and sour chicken and rice.

Only problem is that it opens in an hour and I gotta wait.


GIVE ME YOUR WATS I NEED MORE POWER

wut

uuuuuuuuuu

drink some liquids play some games read thigns online
it's only an hour away~

...

bask in the beauty of my build


hows things?

...

If only I was not lazy enough to get up.


Went to bed with clothes on.
Woke up 3pm buttnaked with a banging head.

I think I said some dumb things here and there, all in all good last night, watching angry arabs on tv.

radeon really fucking sucks with that screenshot thing in the top left
it was really hard to remove it
summon me shitlord im so bored

i wanna see!

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how are you up right now then?

Isn't she just so kawaii yoo

professional distraction- the character

look at the AR and the level
the dark hand cant be upgraded, and thus counts as a +0 weapon


sounds like a fun night


meh

Ima let you finish but Mercy is best Overwatch

I love the futa fan art of her for sure.


Agreed. haha
She's a bitch to go against though


Oh weird.
I just noticed. haha

I'm in bed though.
Doesn't count.

Get me a drink~


It was till the last few beers and then I lost my head.

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cant

She probably loves you too.

low level bullying is the best :3
post more futa


rip scanner

y not? ;w;

It's too early for all that glorious shit doe.

Plus I'm eating some cereal. Not sure how that is related.

I play her enough to feel that!

because you cant

you know you want to

Modeseven is weird. .w.


;w;

*SUPERBULLIES*

:3
there there~
survival instinct will kick in eventually

Maybe I could chew on my arm for moisture...

or suck dick for nutrients.

i rather like it

Me too, in a weird way.

eww

iktf

Survival is hard, you know that.


what?

Not too keen on futa
But she's godly without a dick too

some of his stuff just aint my cup of tea

Like I said.

WEIRD

There is stuff I even have trouble fapping to.

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futas a hell of a drug

Crossdressers even more so

sucking cock while in a dress is nice

Speaking from experience? >W>

yes

i need the gif of this

Oh wow.
.///.

Didn't think you'd actually had the nerve.

I can see that thread is going full gay.
And this time I had nothing to do with it!
I'm innocent!

Dank meme.

Oh, this is going to get so gay, it'll be a warcrime.

I am okay with this

I refuse!


Same, tbh.

Fine, THERE ARE BIGGER BULLIES THAN ME, HONEST!

You're spoilering safe images.

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its not the worst thing in the world
ill be damned if i ever wear makeup tho


lel u would b fagit

I'M HUNGOVER AND FORGET TO TICK THINGS

Be nice pls

What about FORCIBLY?
Plus, lipstick smeared on cock is a nice bonus.

Did you swallow?

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Ick. Smug anime girls.
My only bane

pics of luka cosplays pls

no, just no
i always swallow

Is she supposed to be wonderland's rabbit?

She isn't even a smug character.


Nope.
Just a girl who likes bunnies.

And pocket watches

uuuuuuuuu~
Marry me

public freakout compilations are kinda relaxing

I completely missed the pocket watch in game.
I think it's either covered by text boxes, or it's just cut off.

But it's a neat addition.


Rabi-Ribi
Just a side-line cutie I took a liking to.

...

AC in the apartment finally works. Yatta.


Gay

GAAAAAAAAAY

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

.//.

Cute.

thx mami

gay

Good morning everyone

good morning sunshine

...

...

I call it the humble fat man's pose

How's it going


Why no hugs?

That's what made mme think it lol how is it hanging Rin?


Grats

...

that fucking face

Because I was drunk and probably had some alcohol on my breath

Were you halfway through a blink? your right eye is half closed.

pretty gud, we are about to go to ihop

what about you?

My right eye is weak so it closes a little when I'm drunk or tired

Ahhh no worries
Also can't go or else my friend gets fired
Rip

Fuck

About to hit the gym once the pre workout kicks in

live from AX2016

lit

...

Yeah he is a QA tester for vidya games. Anyone caught there is fired on site.
How is it tho? Buy anything yet?

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Is Ian playing his fucking gameboy while at AX? Holy shit

Just pix so far.
Had kbbq
Gonna go take more and buy stuff today

Did Colbs grope anyone yet? I told him to grope.

Doing alright.
Once I'm probably about to play Rabi-Ribi again.
And have Irisu teach me why they're ribbed for my pleasure.

We're in the hotel and Grim begged me to play Monster Hunter with him

That game fuckin sucks btw

Not yet, that's my mission for today

I hugged a Luka tho

He did it to Rin

Whenre is soto?
where are drunk photos?

He lost is wallet while high on acid

we're out, will post updates

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Wow. What a fucking noob.

Lewdo


I like the way you think Rinno

pics pls

calm down dude

im no dude

You're my son now?

Oh you fucking know it


Oh word
Did you like the Korean bbw?


Hail Satan

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l0l
Arent you supposed to get drunk and go fugg cosplay bitches?

Sup cutie

bump

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She's the only character who's given me any -real- trouble.
Everyone else took a half-attempt to learn patterns, then a full attempt to beat them.
Except for Noah2 and 3.
Because they didn't want to show me all their patterns the first time.


How are you today, Sweety?

rifk proto1

Thanks
I really tried.

WHERE THE FUCK IS PROTO1

Hello!

proto are you here?

3 Pizzas, 2 drinks and a milkshake for £13.

I'm sorted for the day.

What is the pattern stuff you speak of? Never heard of the game before now

kek

That was ranked.

AND THIS

THIS IS WHAT AS KNOWN AS A SUPER SAYIAN THAT HAS ASCENDED PAST A SUPER SAYIAN

uh huh...

It's a bullet hell metroidvania.
Like Touhou if it involved platforming.

So the boss fights involve lots of bullets all over the place, but they aren't just completely random, so you just have to learn their attacks and they become easy to dodge.

Irisu's patterns really put everything you've learned throughout the game to the test, though.

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L-lewd

Guys, Ene died

I also cucked Grim

did he really?

lol

That sounds fun af, is it on steam?

We saw like 15 people cosplay as scrubs

Whitey, please.
I am not you, who perverts everything they look at.


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Well now you're just trying to be mean

hahaha fuck

You're calling me lewd when I haven't even done anything.

also it's me baka hi rin and shiro

...?

Smug faces are lewd

Have you thought that maybe it's just that you're lewd.

Hi, Baka.

Oh I know exactly when I'm lewd :3c

wazzuuuuuuuupppp

lel

I wonder how many hover hands we'll see in the pictures

???

lmao
i hope a lot, premium bully material

Do not reply to me you freak

Thanks bae, u the best

You are prime bully material

whoa, rude as FUCK
wait you're desu?
whoa...

I am not !

All the time.


Having Irisu teach me why they're Rabi-Ribbed for my pleasure.


No problem.
Just remember that you don't get points for being cocky,
so you don't have to try to kiss the bullets without getting hit.

Are so would bully/10

You will do no such thing

considering what i've heard of you you ARE prime bully material

i don't know who irisu is
nice bunny dude


hey daisu

Gym time
Bai everyone

You don't get a choice in this matter, slut

*hides*

bye

hello baka
how's life?

*squee*

fine, just playin vidya and waiting for september to come so i can get a job
im in north dakota right now at my brothers place, playing games on his computer

A coward too?! Delightful!

too much /lewd/ itt

HAI ERIN

you can't get a job until september?
what kind of vidya do you play anyhow


are we the mexicans of Holla Forums?

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hey yuu

well im getting my dads car then
im just gonna wait until i get it, to make the accquiring job thing easier
lots
i've got 230 games on steam
but i like turn based strategy games, where you get to manage gear and shit

Fuck that felt so close.
I didn't even use the carrot cake, why the fuck didn't I use the carrot cake!?


She's Irisu.
She's actually just a normal human.

building a wall when?


like final fantasy and such?
i never really played those sorts of games unless you count indie rpgs
also, you lucky bastard getting a car from your parents

Wassup cutie?

Don't worry i'm here

watchin top 10s on youtube, boring day, you?

Ooh, you ought to watch some vine compilations. Those are lulz~

I just got back home. It's my day off so just chillin

whoa


nah i guess more like XCOM
chyea brah, its cause my parents are white


muh dick

i like those, but they started to suck more and more as time went by :/

Shes a qt for sure.

she's like tomoko irl dude
way better than QT

home improvement, watching house of cards on my breaks, gonna go to home depot and big lots in an hour.

going to the ER monday so I can finally get some help since basically no psychs in my county take medicaid

back pain is true suffering

You gotta watch the ones from worldstar tbh

Does your neck count as your back? Cause like iktf :(

"MY POOR GODDAM SPINE!" -Ryan Dunn RIP

i've never played x-com
i have a white parent, i don't get a car

suicide?

I don't really like tomoko as much honestly.

Get a massage.

Lol I'm not sure? It's my middle back and boy does it suck. Chiropractors are surprisingly good.

I still struggle with it some times, I'm not in any kind of emergency right now, but honestly the psych system is so fucked it's easier to go to the ER and then get reffered to a place than actually calling up places.

In the prostate

tomoko is literally the best girl
also is that a boy or a girl

yeah you do
with every white parent comes a car
duh

I don't think that would help with back pain.

Rub my back for me.

Show me your Medical qualifications that prove you are an authority on such matters.

Some girl with my name on her forehead.

v. cute
but she looks 12

eeeh, i dunno
the last time i went to the er i was referred there for suicidal ideation and ended up spending a week in the inpatient care unit

i'm just saying, trying to get referrals can easily end up overblown depending on what you say


i dunno, i also have an asian parent
how do mixed race couples work?

That's not in my job description.


Well sexual pleasure does help with pain.

Exactly. Consider yourself pwn't.

But shes 26

But orgasms can block pain as stated by Barry R. Komisaruk. You should get on that. And by that, I mean my dick.

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idk
be a doctor


hi lexi


did you pound that 12 year old yet then

These hurt a lot less than my tongue ones and I can't not smile when I see them on myself.

Success/10 Fuck the haters from last night. B-bakas

/blog

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What did you do?

your name dropped
also
doctoring is hard and takes a lot of time, i should become an engineer instead if i want to go the miserable isolated robotic asian soul route

That's what I'm aiming for though, no psychs nearby will take me, so I need to go to a facility, and the ER is the easiest way to get in one, and I'll get meds quickly for anxiety. I'll get diagnosed quickly, and I'll get help quickly.

it's honestly the easiest way for me to get real help, the whole system is a clusterfuck.

oh thnx
lol

I have never pounded a 12 year old.

Stuff and things~

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both are similar in terms of difficulty, however, becoming a doctor is a much longer process.

sure
why would i believe you though

should I actually bother reading the manga or is it just going to disappoint me?

My guess is pierced nips. show me

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i suppose if you want meds quickly and sort of disregard the after-care psychiatry then go ahead
it's a nice comfy vacation tbh

i got off my meds awhile ago though, made me think more of killing myself than against it

i dunno

Those would hurt a metric fuck-ton, diggy.

kawaii

biology is better and if you disagree with me you're an asshole

whooo

I mean i have her nudes and stuff but I've never pounded them.

Nice you actually got the sharkbites

I'll likely get some prescriptions when I come out, and they'll set me up with a psychologist I can follow up with after I'm out.

plz god let me get xanax or a fuck ton of ativan

I'd use surprised and confused as a better alternative.


oh snake bites
meh


Do it anyways.

i'm taking some more advanced-ish high school physics next year, so i'll let you know


depends, psychs like to take safe routes
if you're going to want a specific medication, you might want to ask for it, though that's a risky route

depends on how bad your anxiety is tbh

whoa
that's cute
is she flat?


EUGH
eugh fucking why
eugh thats disgusitng dude math is soooo shit
dude fuck
agh

so that's a yes? is there any satisfying dbz style powerups left?

:p


Nooo, These are more like dahlias. I like 'em ^~^


Ya'll niggas gotta learn your face-holes x_x

All the names are fucking confusing and retarded tho imo

And I might get my nips done with that chick when she gets back from Germany for sure. But only if she brings it up. I'm not volunteering my babby boobies for that lol

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There are quite a few and some things you'd never expect like Kyouraku and Urahara's bankai.


LOL. Glad you're still on that girl. Do you ever hit her up?

They are not flat.

Yeah I just have no idea what i'm talking about honestly.

They look good though

sad
flat is nice and cute

math is like, pure logic
it's pretty cool tbh

I get panic attacks just being in public places, they'll likely give me attivan, and then I'll tell them it only helps a little (Which is the truth, I need like 4 to really get fully calm). I hope I get xanax but they might just give me a higher dose of attivan


oh shit I forgot, he never actually uses it in the anime
who?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
terrible, i can't operate on pure logic it fucking sucks

If you say so dad.

Um, no. But my Miss Perfect and I are going out this week cause she's on vacation. I think we're gonna go get dinner/sushi and it's gonna be rad.

She's so cute and awesome and cool, dude. Makes my mind swim x///x


Thank you~

Shunsui Kyouraku, his vice captain is nanao-chan. You know the guy who wears the pink kimono over his captain's jacket?


Nice, good for you. Get in that ass diggy.

what
im not even fat enough to be a dad

nice piercings

Well you better start eating a lot more food then.

but i don't wanna be a dad

I'll try my best. I don't know how to really get it from dinner to the bedroom tho :(


Yo it looks fucking insane when I stick my tongue out with them lol

alright, well, goodluck
never liked meds in general though, but if you need them, you need them
how bad is your anxiety anywho?

as for me i always just avoid social situations and when panic attacks hit so long as i keep moving no one gives a shit except me


it's so cool
everyone's always fucked up with their perceptions so pure logic's the way we draw conclusions from something that's decently, actually proven

also math is in every field, even in biology with shit like genetic equilibrium

huh

radar, the telephone, the refrigerator, the flush toilet, and the bicycle, were all invented in scotland

apparently we are actually okay at inventing useful stuff

Oh I forgot i'm always the dad.

lol maybe to you my perceptions are fucking great dude
nah dude math isn't in the field of psychology :^)

thats what i said but then
i took a __to the __ .

oh i didn't know you were my dad
hi dad hows work

you're also ok at trying to stay in the EU and being england's bitch tho


oh yeah
but still
i have some weird sort of pleasure out of knowing something is true so i don't have to constantly ruminate over other perspectives or other issues

fuck you
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEE

gay
the truth is gay as fuck and shitty
subjectivity is the spice of life my man

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user sama can you be my dad for the weekend

no me

what the fuck

yeah, but with subjectivity you're always sort of internally wondering if your perspective is sufficiently skewed off enough to be called fake or whether your perspective is fucking you up or whether when you talk to another person you're even talking about the same thing

basically, how can people even put perspectives of theirs forward and build entire lives off of them? it's something i personally struggle to do

lol ask ur mum

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Try to get her to drink with you and maintain eye contact. You'll gradually lean in closer and unless she gives you a sign for no then you're in pretty much.

You die if you work.

oh right, the guy who somehow kicked the shit out of #1 espada despite the fact that he didn't even use bankai.


like "holy shit I'm gonna die, someone is going to murder me and I am going to be dead" shaking and losing the ability to fully ground myself and sweating panic attacks.

usually I can get away from them by just going tomewhere i feel comfortable, usually my room, for a few hours, but whenI get some xanax/ativan I seem to be able to handle it much better


spooky

why is there a cryptically terse email for the vice president of the washington state university gun club vice president in my email, addressed to the wsu info inbox

hi dad
lets do something fun


no, it's called being confident in your perspective


fuck that bitch i do what i want


its okay, living kills you so you might as well get a job

I feel like we've already gotten there but I was a dummy and skipped that. Ugh x_x

Like we were talking on FB about lewd stuff and complimented my kissing abilities and stuff so the chemistry's there probably iunno.

I'm just a goober I guess. Woops.

ur being hacked

daddy what are we going to do for fun today

yeah


You have literally been given the green light. Take the initiative and get on her. Move in for that kiss and everything just falls into place after that. BRUH.

i will assume a typo in the CC and get on with my life.

i haven't had many of those
i mean, i think everyone wants to kill me and such, but i just want to run away from the room and start sobbing uncontrollably

i don't know why i want to cry when i feel panicky
it's like i'm frustrated that it never completely stops


i overthink things too much to be completely confident

take off your pants and do that thing i taught you

do as youre told, listen to your parents...I WILL PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE

Not sure how to feel.


Masturbation can do the trick as well.


Hello user.

mommy?

mom

None of them will ever be me.

eugh
disgusting
literally just drink a little bit everyday


you didn't teach me anything though also i want to keep them on


you're not my fucking dad you can't tell me what to do
dad is my dad now, you declined


its baka lol
hi mom whats up

Already did that today and no it didn't help.

embrace your motherhood

are you my mom or my dad

people really are into these whole daddy mommy fetishes

it's like getting that childhood sense of comfort in a sexual form


that's bad for you though

so is being autistic

i was making a meme you cunt

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Hi, mom.

If lexi was your mother.... lol god help you

wow thanks for breaking it down for us aspie

shut up guero

he's easily the most based captain tbh


I cry a lot too when I'm panicking. the entire time I was having panic attacks in the last ward I was at they were like "are you sure you're okay to go home and I almost screamed at them "THIS PLACE IS DOING THIS TO ME" right at the doctor but I just said "I'm having constant panic attacks, this place is torture." I know to avoid that place now, but that really was the biggest shithole of a place I'd ever even conceived of.


is hallow ichigo rip or is asking that a spoiler?


hi daddy!

the fuck

Loco please..

wow dad you're kind of an asshole
just like my real dad!
wow yo really are my dad


fuck
okay you're my 2nd dad okay?
backup dad

Weird uncle

eyy guuuurlll


hows trix

hi weird uncle
are we gonna make a basement movie again?

nani

dare ga trixu desu?

knew id reel ya back in with thattun...

jokes on you i've been called that uninsultingly on occasion


sorry for ruining the moment, you can go back to it

Spoiler.


oh you're not?

Sama, I survived day 1

And i met dat boi

whatever nerd


yeah but have you ever been given a swirly by a submissive skinhead


oh shit waddup!

KON at a con.

i uhh... thats not even

wait wut

you tried

ohhh neat... saved

Is ARMA3 worth?

yes mommy?

?

No you're gonna do a bunch of yard work.

answer the god damn question or kys.

pfft all i'd have to do is act domineering for a little and he'd be gone

Does this mean I have to trade in my convertible for a mini van?


This thread is bakas.

I like the sound of that

OOOOhkay.

I will see what happens~

Thanks, Lenko.

👌👌👌👌👌

Thread is boring. MOAR AX

oh fuck yeah it is, best game i bought all sale

what q famly

haha yes yes yeeees

moar pls...

IS THAT KON!?

HI KON

this.

They either outright say no or they hint at a yes. If there's no signs of hesitation then just fucking go for it and they'll follow

I met Wish IRL

Grim getting double cucked

Don't sweat it. So I started talking to a bunch of girls on tinder when I got here yeah? The qt3.14 asian girl turned out to be trans and told me they were.


Are you Guero or not?

ja das ist kon... kon pls, i

AHHH

I wish she'd just take the lead cause I dunno what even to do x_x

hilarious... dont stop

I was thinking that. Given its half price. May aswell treat myself since being paid yo.

oh my fucking god

oh fuck yeah
best game i bought all sale

im not googling what that means

WTF are you doing baka.

:( Oh well.

I told her on date 2.5 and she was cool with it. Figured I'd get that out of the way since I kinda wanted it to go further. Like, she's way too perfect.

eugh
gross as fuck
no thanks
i'd rather you molest me in the basement than do that


*punches you*


ur baka


yeah do it dude, the multiplayer is great, wasteland is probably my fav mode


sorry, i was lagging hard as fuck and it looked like i didn't post anything

Niceu. Pound her tuna.

Those weeds aren't gonna pull themselves you useless fucking ingrate.

I was going to tell you to cool your gets, chill the beef and take the red chill pill.

don't project your wants onto me, slutnerd

eugh
fine
how am i getting paid then


lol my jets are cold as ice
are you trying to redpill me?


i need ot get int o afight and get fucked up

I am. Troof for yoos

You get to live in this house and eat my food.

the red pill chilli pillers

no
i'll take the blue pill everyday, thanks


is semen food

if you were beaten up by a bunch of men you'd have a boner the entire time

LENKO PLS

I don't think of it like that. x_x Horndog~

youtube.com/watch?v=sYVLicaeaag

i want to punch a boner head on

disgusting

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Some of us do take blue pills everyday~ :^)

When is AX coming to NYC?

Kant stop

that's not funny

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lol tranny pills
shouldn't they be pink since they tunr you int oa gril

clever wording, boy


estrogen pills are blue?

Try it again. Are you sure it didn't help at all?


If I was your mom I would give you a spanking
cause you need one

that wasn't supposed to be clever
daisy why don't you just fight your dad

leeeeexxxxxiiiiiii

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She obviously wants your dick, give it to her.

I am 100% sure and I need your womanly touch.

Well you are my mommy so I guess you have to spank me

Wishful thinking

I AM BAKA
BAKA ARE PIG
DO U WANT HURRRR
DO U WANT REEEEE
BAKA ARE PIG DISGUSTING
BAKAYARO KONAYARO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BAKA

To think, that such a pretty girl like smiles would be such a hardcore racist motherbitch.

...

I giggled. I don't tell my shit-tier jokes for you peoples' sakes lol


Did you know that baby gender colors were originally opposite?

Food for thought

Well. There goes any chance of me not fapping.

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wtf kon y u stop posting AX... get it together man

worst shitpost i've seen in my life
step it up


good, pink is a gay color and i wouldn't want it

well lexi isn't physically here to do it so i'll probably end up smacking myself again like most nights

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Did you know that pink doesn't even actually exist on the light spectrum?

Today is certainly turning into a funfacts day~

all this mommy fetishing


it's ok, i'm sure you'll be able to take someone's boner head on one day
also, he's not that bad of a person, i'm just teenagery and shit


this board has a disproportionately high number of traps


remember to do it on cam for her

What with?

eat a dick... these are the jokes deal with it

Here's how I start shit
Gotta feel it out tho and make sure things are going in the right direction before going too far. If they're touching you back then they fucking want it.

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With my hand

i don't own a paddle yet

STEP IT UP SENPAI COME ON SHITPOST HARDER NIGGER BET YOU FUCKIN CANT


thats cool
but it's just other colors added together

thats like vsauce shit bro


they're shitty jokes
user you're not my dad anymore

blah blah consent blah...

where to cop that book

bakayaro...


*smack

thats child abuse you fucking racist asshole

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i think my issue is getting to the kissing/making out part
i mean
geez
all that foreplay and flirting and shit
once i get alcohol i'm sure i'll be able to have casual sex if i really want it

gb2 /lewd/ if u dont like it

GODDAM IT I LITERALLY MISS ALL THESE CUES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu


I know, righ?


Is that like apple sauce?

dem lyrics lol

What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little Sama? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /lewd/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret assraids on noun, and I have over 300 confirmed cummies. I am trained in ARMA warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire /lewd/. You are nothing to me but just another daddy. I will wipe your dick with my tongue with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sama. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the buttstorm, faggot. The buttstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dick. You’re gonna gimme, daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get yo cummies in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assblasting, but I have access to the entire arse of the United States and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assface off the continent, you little sama. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will suck you furiously. You’re fucking daddy, sama.

RACISM
MODS MODS MODS MODS MDOS
fuck you asshole you're going dwon :^))))


no it's internet videos about facts that will BLOW your MIND

Well you need to get one. Obviously. We cant be having this kind of half baked effort.

i'll let lexi buy it

I mean if she's going to have my spanking myself silly on cam for her the least she can do is buy me the proper utensils

I'll blow something~

Mommy has to buy you presents after all.

I did it!
Rabi-Ribi run #1 is beat.

/blog

whoa

It's pretty simple, aso long as there's no signs against, then you've got the go ahead to slowly escalate until you get to fucking

like what?

riveting blog...

YU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST POSTER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL IMAGE FORUMS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF WITH YOUR ONE JOKE

yeah but what if there are signs against it
i can't just let my dick not go inside something

best poster*
lol FTFY
user stop shitposting lmao

I got bored half way through. Difficult writing for people I dont wanna meme.

Send help.

And flasks

It's not so simple if you can hardly read facial expressions lol

I'll keep your advice in mind for sure though, thank you.


Your brains out

:p

If there are signs against just stop and say "well this has been fun, I hope we can do it again sometime" and stop.

Go jerk off or something

I WILL SHITPOST HOW I WANT WHEN I WANT YOU DENSE LITTLE CUNTOLLINI
FOR REAL I FUCKING HATE YOU TIME TO AN HERE

its cool tho... you didnt have to. it was nice. can we hold hands now?

all the vodak...so jelly rite nao

I know you are being daft. But please. Stop being so fucking stupid.

i liked it
good post


thats fucked up velma
i was hoping you were going to blow my mind


i imagine i would immediately stop and say really loudly "THIS HAS BEEN FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN" and leave


i liked that
+1 Rep

...

Similar, but not the same lol

im dranking water :^)

Atleast it made you two happy. I wasn't convinced I had masde a good effort of it. But hey ho.


RIP

vema you couldn't overpower me if you tried

Being a slut is so easy. I went from virgin to doing lewd shit with seven people in like a month.

My snapchat is lit af

being a slut is easy if you have a pussy REEEEEEEEE

...ill take it thats a no to the holding hands thing


THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM YOU PREPUBESCENT PECKER POACHING POOPER PUMPING POOR POSTING PLEBEIAN

go fuck a duck lol

fucking ugly people biweekly

the dream

yoko cosplay is best cosplay

i would never

you know that bitch is going to get railed by at least 3 black guys

HURR IM BAKA CANT EVEN INSULT USING ALL P'S GO FUCK A DUCK IS THE BEST I GOT DUUURRR COME AT ME BRO

Only if you drive a convertible and/or work in DQ and/or radio


You do so correctly. There is to be no holding hands with the Scootalooo.
None.
Nada.
It is forbidden for anyone to even try.

Creeping on meidos is nice too

maybe just kiss my johnson then?

I could still try~


Yeah, I only like to lewd attractive people I know well, so that's difficult. But it's also why I'm lonely.


NOICE


R-rude :(

No.


that post was to designed specifically to tag several posters here

creep creepcreepan... promode enabled

I'll lewd p much anyone that isn't repulsive tbh

pft fiiine

user SAMA IM LITERALLY HTE MOST MAD HUMAN AT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BALD BRUCE WILLIAMS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA WITHOUT THE FUCKIN MUSCLES POSTED UP LOOKIN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKIN AUSCHITZ MOTHER SWEAR TO GOD


roll for it and add your STR mod


*holds hands with you anyway*

...

Go ask baka, or something.


No. *waps*

...

has drunk colby accidentally his cock yet?

naw were having a little tiff...

#lovers quarrel

if user tries to touch me im taking the kids


eugh

Wow. Domestic.

...

But what did it even mean? I think I may have read it wrong.


Different strokes for different folks. The way I look at it is I haven't had action in so long, waiting for somebody worth it isn't so bad at this point. *shrug*


wat?


I like Colbs' crown. Kinda jelly.

GODDAM U MAD FUCK LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER JOKE YOU HAVE YOU MANMEAT MASTICATING MEN MUNCHER

scoot don't get involved, this is between the lawyers and us

lol... until then you are my substitute husbando.

roll a 1d20 and add your STR mod to decide if you hit or not, then roll a 1d10 to see your damage


user YOU ARE A FUCKING FLUCTUATING FAGGOT FAIRY FLAMER
GO FUCK A FUCKING DUCK

I got it at the dollar store Lol

Hugs

Romantically tho you gotta be a girl or you ain't getting shit

i am a girl romantically

hey... F was my next move
YOU TWAT TWIDDLING TIT THUMPING TAINT TASTER

Nerd.


*hugs* I need a crown to wear to reinstate my vice-queenery~

Feminine benis counts tho

remedial biology for everyone

oh

You probably did.

Sama. Do not delude yourself.

Shouldn't calling things that aren't your mom mom in general be remedial biology

Fucking colbs hijacked my shit

but im reeeeeal good at that tho... lie to me doots tell me lies in my ear hole

lol hes good at taking all the attention

I don't get it

Rolled 15 (1d100)
lol im a nerd yeah what about it dude

...

new

Hes scheming right now

I'm the Meme King for this con lol

I met this girl that called herself the meme queen and shut her ass down because she didn't have a crown

She was cute af tho

It's offensive because it's true, it wasn't a bad joke