Kike ethnostate, bowing to reality, finally drops the Jewish doubletalk and starts addressing its monkey problem
JERUSALEM(Israel’s capital, kek) – 70+ years of using the Holohoax to justify everything they say and do has finally come back to bite Israel on the ass, according to some bullshit the ‘’New York Times’’ charges $10 a month to read. Last month, the Israeli government – which some have accused of being controlled by Jews – finally made a move to deport nearly 40,000 niggers back to “whatever country they came from, if Africa even has countries.”
Of course, being yids, the Israelis couldn’t just go the direct route and deport [‘’insert name of African food, if any’’]. Rather, they had to throw American taxpayers’ money at the problem by offering 38,000 Eritreans the Wakandan-princely sum of $3,500 and a free plane ride back to their country of origin. Concerns were raised that many of the Eritreans may not have understood either the concept of an airplane or of thousands of dollars, but the government pledged to make both ideas clear, no matter how low the niggers’ IQ proves to be.
Israel has for many years been wracked with problems stemming from the unbelievably stupid policy they used to have of inviting in everybody in the world who got his foreskin cut off and claimed to be kosher. Back in the 1970s, the Jewish state – high as fuck on their own diversity rap – even staged an airlift operation to rescue the “Jewish” population of Ethiopia, transporting tens of thousands of sub-80-IQ nig-nogs to the West Bank on the theory that anything was an improvement on the Palestinian pseudo-Jews Arabs.
“We thought we were being really smart,” claimed Bernie Bernstein, who works as a diversity trainer in Haifa. “We thought – sure those Schwartzes gonna Schwartz. . . They’re Schwartzes! But, by the second or third generation, we had to believe they’d at least figure out handwashing. . .”
Others in the Israeli government were even more blunt. Avram Finklesteinburgerboummermann, a former Mossad commando and current ShareBlue consultant, told the ‘’Times’’:
The move to deport has met with exactly as much resistance and obstruction as you would expect in a country full of Jews. Petitions and public declarations by Israel’s (((educated professional class)))^∞ have urged the government not to be racist and send these helpless refugees back to whatever worthless shitholes they come from. Literally every single one of these statements references the Holocaust.
Every. Single. One.
Money quote from the ‘’Times’’ article:
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Gee, kikes. It sounds like you must act to preserve your race and a future for Jewish children, huh? Fun fact: There is no future for Jewish children
The Afro-Israeli community is itself split over this issue, with some wishing to remain on Israeli welfare while others are really excited about flying on an airplane. Mtube Mwangajamo, an IDF sergeant assigned to disrupt terrorism in online Malaysian découpage exchanges, said: “This is disappointing. My family has given up a lot to live here in Israel. I have had to change from cutting up my daughters’ genitals to those of my sons. Now I am supposed to go back to whatever country I am from? How will I sell my daughters into marriage back there?”
Others took a more philosophical view, like Ugubangu Togumbaya, a taxi driver from Eilat, who when reached for comment put down the raw meat he was gnawing and told the ‘’Times’’: “Uruk hai bongo-mbongo. Ukuzela zambo muh-dick nood-bix zambo obama.”
The ‘’Times’’ regrets it could not get the Palestinian perspective on filthy overseas heathens invading Israel and wiping out its native culture because literally every Palestinian we reached out to couldn’t stop laughing long enough to give us a quote.
