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Did you do your placements yet

Hail lord Satan

no


-watches you closely- I'm serious


don't do it in front of me then!


i can clench my pussy pretty hard, you wouldn't be able to slip a finger inside you pervert

jusd gidding i dond ead ass :DDDDD
budd is nasdee :DDDDD

My file size is too large too

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*hugs* you have other holes I can play with

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reminds me of this

No promises

Get the game ya git
Make one of these lonely weebs buy it for ye

no had to deal with some junk yesterday.
wasn't in the mood for anything.

lewdcake
loodz
luka
shiro
BC
Netherlands
Hungary

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Hm?

lol hi
thats just what i do to get attention, it works very well

Achievement get~

shiro im in north dakota now
only 5 hours until i see my cool kinda hot older brother

whatever

screwy bakas

Chill yo
At least you don't live in Hungary
Riddle me lass, what the shit went down there

hi user
ur screwy lol faggot

He didn't get his gubbermint welfare cheques.

Personal family matters.

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AH OH MUY GOD LUKA

Gonna do anything with him?

Oh I got rank 54 not 53 wew lads

hi

Families are shit, its best to cut all ties with them, bitches feel entitled to respect and everything else just because they shat you onto this sorry clusterfuck of a miserable mudball.
You live alone, don't deal with their bullshit

I have my reasons.
just have to tough it out for now.

Idk, hopefully he's got some shit planned or whatever
probably just sit at his house and play vidya, or watch TV and talk
and then I'll take pictures of his dick at night


wow mercy looks like a total bitch in that picture

no u

Are you going to give him a morning blowjob?

She doesn't care.

thats not even a argumant fag

No! That would be incest.
But he is only my half brother...


wow, nevermind, mercy is a cool girl
she can hang with my crew

Thought as much.
Well, best of luck

overwatch is fucking gay
B-)

Awww no fun
Ever coming to AZ?

I know! It sucks, kinda.
Arizona?
Nope! I've been there once though cuz my moms uncle died.
Why? You live there or somethin?

gonna go out in a couple hours for cake
because canada day


ok

Fuck off Bloodchan

im going to punch you in the vagina

BC isn't even here right now

Yep yep
I'm in AZ ^^

Nerd was trying to bully. It was self defense

k

Yes! ^^

Hi master

arizona is hot as fug but it was fun, especially if you can just relax in a pool all day
that would be nice
why'd you want me to come out to AZ anyway!


whoa
dude im sorry, cyberbullying is off the map here dude
stay safe man, cyber bullies are no laughing matter


tsk

Why cake tho
I thought on canada day canadians become clusterfucks of drugs and booze


screw you and your 50+ bullshit

Holy shit, you fucking pedophile.

nope
cake is more civil

I thought Ban was master?

hey lexi!

He is not

There are a few pools by my place.
It's not half bad at night.
Then you can swim nude.

Why do I want you to come visit? Take a guess~

I don't understand you females for shit

lol
Don't worry about it...

That's a dude, dude.

i am master. drive south on 69 and find out.

Yeah! It's super pretty at night.
Tbh, I think the desert is beautiful at night.
n-no thank you, that's indecent

Umm... to talk andddd... play games?

Haha how did you know I'm 50+?


What?
It's an anime

......i don't want slang :c


Why are you looking at me like that?


ow
You're not allowed to enter any other holes without permission...


Subtle doesn't even like you anymore


Everyone here is poor :c
You buy it for me


Yes?


I'm going to ignore everyone who calls me that from now on

Nailed it!
I would love to hang out with you
Gym is right next to the pool too ^^

Who is your master, baka?


Ooh I'm telling.


He lives in Texas.

Yeah, totally not a pedo.

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They're like 500 of years old 8)

Permission? Guh that's so cruel

what?
nothing i just wanted to say hi


:DDDDD
Ooooh, that's fun!
You're a gym guy, right? Always workin out and stuff?


My master?
I guess I don't really have one...

Now I know why you and Desu can't elope.
You're a registered sex offender and can't leave your country or even enter this one for that matter.

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Exactly

How can a 500 year old have such cute feets

Kinda. Not a super gym rat tho.
Would post a picture, but Blood-chan would kill you and then me. Maybe on steam

Doing anything this weekend?

Incoming angry text in...
3...
2...
1...

I don't have one of those.

Shut the fuck up meth goblin.

Ah, that's good. Gotta change things up every once and a while.
Eh? Why'd he do that?
Pizza_Migoo if you want~

Well, like I said, I'm with my brother until monday, then I'm driving back to minnesota.
Until then, I've got no clue, he might have some stuff planned, he might not.
If not, I'm going to work on some stuff for my D&D campaign, I'm actually still not entirely sure how to play this whole system, like, I don't know how health works in it, or cover or anything else.
So yeah, gotta figure that stuff out somehow.

Excuse me ?!

Rude

No one would want a useless pet anyways.

Someone pissed in your Wheaties today.

I was just giving you the angry text you wanted.

Must be in need

It's just a prank, bro.

No. I am YOUR master. drive it. Find out.

It was ironic

Why?

Did you even check my flag
I eat once a day


Echo told me you soldiered yourself to 58


Probably. Most likely. Doesn't matter to me anyway

Because my big meaty cock belongs to her
She lets draw her too. We kinda spoil each other

Here's one for your collection if you don't have it.

I do not have that... Thanls!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... wassap?

Aww, sadness. Maybe she can share though~
Cute!
But seriously, add me on steam, I want to see how much uhm... progress you've made lifting!

brb overwatch

Subtle you should get on League and play a game with me.

Scooter, my tummy hurts. Pity me?

Its nearly the weekend. Hang in there!

I didnt have much sleep if it is any consolation.

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It's probably the copious amounts of semen you ingest.
Just a guess.

Couldn't find you so here

steamcommunity.com/id/34986309/

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AHHHH MIRIAM WHY!?

lol probably because i changed my name to baka
agh, im so dumb

*pokes* yep a total baka~

Does this trigger you Jack? :c

It's no consultation. Sorry to hear that. On a positive note, yes, it is almost the weekend, so we can sleep in.


Woah.

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You probably played soldier 76 you fuck

A complete shot in the dark, really.

And yet life does go on, there will be a time where the horrors of the great war will be about as relevant as the genocides comitted by the asyrian empire.

Wake up at 6am and internally snicker and go back to sleep.
That is true freedom.
Never forgetti, the somme and spaghetti.
Got no lemonade or witchcraft to aid you?
Yeah, didnt sleep until like 4:30am and then had to be up at 8am to work.
My fuzzy tuxedo was being a little shit.

Let us hope for our sake we do not forgetti.

stop getting pregnant then.

MAX Rank Finish!

Suck it Miriam!

k

We will though, or at least, most of us will. Like anything of cultural significance, it will eventually be boiled down to its most core messages, which will then be passed along in one way or another, as just another part of western culture.

:)

Let me heal you

Y da fuqq u lyin?
y u ahlway lyin
ermagerd
sterp ferken lyin

Two full teams of Bastion only against each other.

I can't think of anything to say other than ask how you're day's going, but that's boring. Sorry.


To be honest, I wasn't aware of this anniversary. I need to brush up on my WWI history.

What was your kitty doing? Loving you too much?


Heh, gross..

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he stayed out all night, went out at 9pm and didnt come home until 4:30am, little fucker xD
And yeah. Big British anniversary. The french need to learn to appreciate it as much as their shitty Verdun.
Also. ♥ History.

Gonna head out for a bit
Bye everyone
Hail Satan and all that good shit

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Quality chat.

After I'm done~

Everyone in that photo looks miserable. I love it.
Maybe their cats kept them up too.

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You're so good master~

And thus began the story of junkrat main
Because fuck everyone and their day

Oh hell yeah, you know for shit these first few seasons are gloomy as fuck.
This capping is gonna be great.
Um, you interested in any thrones folders?
And pfffffffffft they probablies did. Silly fuzz babies.

SORRY!
Two 76s can be a legit team!

Do you just RP as Goggles as you play him?

Confessing to Remi!

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*pet*

I just try to fix the whole "Not enough x" thing in the other corner always.


I see what you did there.

Can you make me a folder of the butchers' boy? He's the key to this WHOLE thing!

Is it possible for Australia to not be Mad Max in works of fiction?
I think that franchise ruined any and all depictions of Australia.

Probably not, also I think that whole Crocodile Dundee enforced the stereotype.

kek


Ahahahahaha cerrtainly!
Damn my hardest challenege yet

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Satori is cute ! I want to kiss her !

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It's raining Holla Forums !

...oh

i'm not allowed to play Ranked ._.

rip

Poor Australia.
All people think it's about is either bogans or an already destroyed continent.
Or bogans in said wasteland.

ausFAILia

What?! Why? o.o

fuck rain

not 25
yet

Cuddling with Momiji!

Feeding her delicious treats!

Breaking her legs and making her crawl on hot coals!

Loving her!

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Want to go scavenge the wastes?

oh look people posting

hello

I think about Goggles.

That's not surprising

Pretty apparent you don't think about me.

Get rekt

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hi lenko

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this appropriate reaction

I don't really want to huff chrome spray and make my way into Valhalla.
I'm pretty comfortable living.

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BUT WHY

Pussy

Well he's like my only Australian friend.


You're not Australian.


Nin that's mean. lol

I wonder why.

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same

eugh

Read the manga.


But I am a sick cunt.

brb becoming an hero that gotham deserves

Youd be surprised at how long the list is

Filtering people means you miss out on their memes.

uh huh

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I'm sorry but surgeons and hormones just can't fix that face of yours.

Obviously I'm on it seven times, right?

Why do you think?

His dick?

Nigga I'mma use this angular as fuck jawline to my advantage one of these days.

;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Because lets face it, goggles has nothing else going for them.

if u aren't black u shouldn't say nigga
no racism guys come on

At what?
Carving tree branches into spears?
Or just using your jaw as one?

Subtle, are you playing alone?

Yeah, if you're white, just say nigger instead.
No reason to beat around the bush.

yeah fuck them fat lipped niggers

I would never.

Nope, with a friend

Black Lives Matter

If it ain't white, it ain't right.

I'm gonna crack other people in the jaw with it.

One friend only?

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You don't even have niggers in the UK, just curries.

Oh.

No lives matter.

Colbs will be your arch nemesis.

Fucker, how do you explain the 60s?

Foiled again by his incredibly spongy lower-facial area!

Sour cream and chives matter

I'm sure there are sicker cunts.

Why make it lewd?
I only thought about him because straya.

niggers
spics
wops
and kikes
all scum

Well, yeah, those are just the best Pringles.

Because this is thread. And that post involved me. And that is the only path it could have gone.

Being a good support is suffering.

I mean, doing this shit alone, I get gold in HEALING AND DAMAGE BOTH and we still lose
Like what the fuck do I have to do, constant golds in everything? Breaking all records to win a fuckin' match? Kill like 80+?

Hey you wanna heal me?

mmmmmmmm
sour cream and onions
literally the best shit next to them biscuits and gravy flavor

dunno, I'm probably the sickest.

Yeah just one
I think he's averse to playing with other people though I can ask..


We'll watch guy in the snow thing

Mediocrity is suffering.

Because it's you.

cannot deny

S L U T
L
U
T

No
This shit luck I have, I don't want anyone to have anything to do with it
If you care about yer rank, avoid this walking misfortune which is my overwatch char

also i hate fried chicken because coons like it

Kill me

I am a Jew

SO OY VEY

Coons invented it before it was reappropiated by them gosh darn evil whites.

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*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
*slits throat so fast that it takes several second for the wound to open*

I can't believe this is still a thing people believe.

REEEEEE BLACKS GET OFF MY COUNTRY
AROUND BLACKS
NEVER RELAX

thanks dude

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sTOP RACISM, STOP SLUTTING

defeat
:c

fuck you

thats racist baka...

The semites were just a specific subset of sandniggers. Are you part sandnigger, DooT?

only thickies racism

lol I care about it much more than I'd like to admit :c
You are pretty good so I'm sure you'll climb once the ranks settle down


At least it wasn't ranked!

You're shit at even a game built for casuals.
You should reevaluate your entire life.

You are triggering me right now

fuck you user i'll be as racist as i want!
fuck black people! Shoot a nigger dead, shoot him in the head!

...yeah

lonely overwatch is no fun...

No, really. The Jews are not and have never been their own race. It's a religion. A choice. Like Catholicism.

My cup runneth over with ninis.

Just stop. Goyim. Stop.

"B-but black lives matter and it's not their fault they commit disproportionately majority of violent crimes, especially to each other! That's every white person's fault!"

the poster below me is a darkie
remember to not relax around him

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:>

Fk you sama I wanted that

Holy shit how are you this brainwashed?

lel

*walks to the other side of the street, away from sama*

And microdick semen shot the mere second you say "nini" to a hundred people.

Black and Hispanic and Asian are as good as me. They are equals.


Amy, stop being a trigger happy little emo. Just stop. You dont inderstand.

You better watch your mouth little bitch boy, wouldn't want me to leave you all alone here would you?

Is tsuchi mad that he doesnt get any sexy attention from lexi?

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Is your mother a Jew?

lol hey guise im white but im ok with back people i have friends that are also back that makes me not racist right?


RIGHT?

i have to eat
fuck black people tho
bbl

Yes.

Ok, I have to say this, I love this pic but
the lighting on the left boob really triggers me

enjoy your racist meal baka...

You really are a pervert you know

So you're a Jew in the same way my bestie is a Catholic. Well now we're getting somewhere.

;~;

brb Canada Day cake
to make myself feel better...

I'm ok with every race and nationality except Latverians.

Fuck you Subtle, I hadnt even noticed that.

Taklking shit as usual.
autism strikes again in you

You fucking scum

lemme suck dat dick, master

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I hope a homeless druggie stabs you at the soup kitchen for your piece of cake.

ive got cash in fuck you quantities
stash upon stash of big nova cash
my great great great great grandfather
made the lot
selling European slaves in Africa

I wasn't aware that understanding your faith better than you do was the same as "talking shit".

Hey look what i found


lemurians are worse

So yours?

I got seven Mac-11's
about eight .38's
Nine 9's,
ten Mac-10's the shits never end


U talking shit

Chocolate Daddy

kek

I'm talking about every person you go down your list for, only to say "nini" to, hoping to get whatever words of comfort or gratification you're after.

Ew his hair is ugly now

tell him no kissies till it grows out

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Well, in theory. As long as they leave me alone.


Too soon.

Don't they still exist somehow?

Is that a yes???
I cannot fathom what that could mean

Your boundless optimism never ceases to disgust me.

...theres one down the street from me lol

You poor soul.

dunno i just pirate stuff like a fucking normal person...

It was only a few people last night.

They must've been awfully big ninis to sate your rather loose, er, "dreams".


Pretty much, yeah.

what if i told you that black people and white people both enjoy watermelon, fried chicken and collard greens

Dang. Looks like: familyvideo.com/locations.php


It means you're going to get your Sein Fililed.

"There's nothing wrong with boypussy" 2016

You better go hard and kramer all over :33333

How's it going, Subaru?

row row fight the powah...

within 1 mile of your location

Stop lying

Kon 2016*

lawdy...

...My "dreams" aren't loose.
Either way you wouldn't know.

trufax

Within Blavatsky's complex cosmology, which includes seven "Root Races", the "Third Root Race" occupied Lemuria. She describes them as about 7 feet (2.1 m) tall, sexually hermaphroditic, egg-laying, mentally undeveloped and spiritually more pure than the following "Root Races". Before the coming of the Lemurians, the second "Root Race" is said to have dwelled in Hyperborea. After the subsequent creation of mammals, Mme Blavatsky revealed to her readers, some Lemurians turned to bestiality.

apparently Lemurians are mentally retarded and fuck animals so i mean I don't get why I gotta treat them like people

hilexi

A FEW STRONG SENPAIS
15 BUDWISERS
AND LEWDIES

no egg layers in britain

brexit 2016

Thankfully.
It means I don't have chlamydia or the rest of the smorgasbord yet.

Any one in England want me to come over and show you how drinking is done?

HAVE BOOZE WILL TRAVEL

the post above me is a rational person who embraces our cultural differences and sees the beauty in all shades of melanin.

Red wine. time.
Scan chan
could this be the magic?

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My secret is alcohol/weed/hard drugs.

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Think 15 bottles will knock me out?
I got 4 fosters in reserve just in case.

Red wine is cool, but way too heavy.
That shit makes me dizzy.

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Yes, soup for you!


Some boring time, same boring channel. My life is an unsalted cracker.

I hope you're doing well, though!


Somehow, I've never hear of Family Video before. I used to go a locally owned placed called Vulcan, but that a while back.

Theosophy can't be a real thing.
It's got to be some sort of joke we're just not in on.

I did nazi that coming.

...

Yep, that's sounds about fucking right.

I'm so sick that you're all inoculated from that mexican retard virus just by standing close to me.

Good luck to you.

one day theyll all be gone... not soon enough

Ayyyy

I don't need luck to get drunk.
I need luck to have a good time though.


All aboard the faggot mobile.

Crushing hard on like half the girls I work with. It's getting a bit ridiculous.

Whatever the shit Loco was quoting.
I just did a cursory look into it and it's like reading a schizo wacked out on LSD after a lobotomy.

im am you
you are me
we are one
hakune matata

bitch ass nigga

More like the "faggot train".
Grim's the locomotive on that poundtown destination.

Yes.
That.

WHOO WHOO CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA

Would it be incest if I had feelings for you?


Population : Penis
First Poundtown, then Boihole City.

Don't shoop it either.

naw bby...

aww

tfw Reinhardting your way through games

living up to my name

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Skynet rises.

Hm?

oh well

what is a herp in my derp for 500 Alex

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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Sweet, lemme get a few bottles in me and I'll bring new meaning to unity.

CULTISTS BEST GUYS TO PLAY IN ENDLESS

sama just do me in

oh please share

Hm?

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cant stop the bromance... unst unst unst


BABY BABY BABY BABY OH BABY BABY BABY

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I GOT YOUR REE RIGHT HERE

Why else did you think I started volunteering in Anime Club.


I don't wanna make a meme, I legit wanna make a cult.

right after work... later homosexuals

HOW DO YOU BUY 4 MCFLURRIES AND NOT SAY ANYTHING
HOW AM I GOING TO EAT ALL OF THESE

...

gimme a sec

PUT THEM IN YOUR ASS :D

gimme one

JOIN US, TOGETHER WE WILL LEARN ZYGLO TEXT

nono you have to wait... i need to leave. dont make this all about you dammit


I NEED MY SPACE
YOURE SMOTHERING ME

if you put them all in the same bowl it's just one mcflurry

So much potential fun. Who will you ask out first?


I dunno. I'm a little nostalgic as far as video stores are concerned, but I wouldn't go to one now.


My jokes are Hitler miss.

Get a huge mug, pour it all in.

Megaflurry.

what even

nite ppl

You need a salad not more ice cream, fat ass.

how about i sue you for plagiarism scanner how does that sound

tsuchi hitting it out of the park today

What a champ

new

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that didn't help

lol it kinda looks like a pussy
a cold, fuckable hole

and then grims eyes rolled back into his head.