Luke is gonna be gay in IX

Luke is gonna be gay in IX

Finally the deepest questions of the original trilogy's lore can be answered

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Disney should've make him a shemale. If only they weren't such cis-sexist bigots.

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Luke was always a very progressive character, being a trans-black anti-racism activist just like his dad.

It's clickbait and it's dumb of Hamill to validate faggots like this, but I honestly can't bring myself to care. Expect KK, RJ, and JJ to queer up every single character from now on. At the very least, every character will be bisexual and the ones that are boring and straight will be part of the Empire First Order.

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Reminder Luke has a fetish for milkhog aliens.

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kek

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Also he said that on purpose, knowing that Disney's LucasFilms ruined his character.

Really gets that noggin joggin

What are the odds that Poe or Finn or Kylo or Rey are gay

Pretty high tbpfhiykwim

That alien tit produced soy milk.

Finn being a raging homosexual would be hilarious. Boyega would chimpout.

Mark Hamill has always been gay. Look at his mannerisms.

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So according to The Mouse homosexuals really are degenerates.

I assumed he was. You listen to him now, he has a lisp and, like you pointed out, he has flamboyant movements. They're subdued, but they're there.

Poe, Kylo, and Rey are all going to Blacked. Episode IX will be a 90 minute-long bisexual interracial flick, screencap this post

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