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the beautiful midwest..

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literally the only person who lives in iowa

Stop changing the subject luka. This is about Scarlet dominated and being dominated like a little sissy bitch.

kill me

Nachash, NChSh! A sacrosanct key to damn all that is false!
Nachash, NChSh! A vial of cosmic venom to rend all reality apart!

I only just got a haircut recently and I don't own any girl's clothes so.. it would be a wait


It's not even 11pm and I probably won't sleep til like 3am so there's time for both


I'm not sure we "agreed" on that..

eugh
fucking disgusting
get me out
GET ME OUT


only person in minnesota!

M I D W E S T

Marzia♥

Why even live, really?

STOP

*nom nom nom*

I really like it when we spend hours together though am I greedy

I'll buy you some clothes.

That whore you're posting now looks cute. Should Do you want to dress up in her outfit?

fuck

live to kill myself due to fucking boredom
i just want someone to get high with and make this shithole feel a little nicer

yeah these white people sure are the master race...

white power

Fun fact about Washington Iowa, we have the worlds longest operating movie theatre still iin business


That feel


IT'S MORE THAN JUST TRAILOR PARKS YOU NIGGER~!!~~~~

It seems like it would be nice to live in such a big open area, though. Definitely better than being an urban nigger or Mexican.

Hello again.

better for fucking what? driving for hours cause there's literally fuck all to do?

lmfao

...

based midwest :)

this is why i stay indoors
please stop scarlet, you're bringing it to my safe space
im fucking triggered

ciao sister

Lol.
Cute.

Running up and down the stairs really gets your heartrate up quick

...

Outdoor activities and not having to deal with a bunch of faggots in your way that you don't want.

There's just too much traffic and shit here. Maybe I would get bored with a big open space after a while, but I'd definitely love it for a good amount of time.

the midwest is beautiful

How is sister???

ilu 3.3

`.`

Wanna know what else gets your heart rate going?

I mean when you do it 20 times in a row it gets up pretty fast. and I'm gonna do that several times a day.

You pretty much did tho

sex with my sister?

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Sick af Ui
how are you todaY?

ugh

it's nice in the winter i guess, I actually love it when it's snows, it's so perty n shit
makes me get all romantic for about 2/3rd of it and then depressed for the last 3rd of winter.


it's beautiful some places
tbh I should be grateful, going into big cities makes me nervous

move here

why? good cities are amazing

You ARE greedy, that I can agree with


You really don't have to do that! Plus I think I prefer buying my own clothes

Maid outfits are wayyy out of the question :c

Is there literally fuck all to do? No movie theaters and standard whatever? If so, I guess maybe I'd live a bit closer to the border of civilization. :3

And yeah, snow is nice. I wanna move to Alaska.


Maybe. What are hunting laws like there? Like what seasons you can hunt certain things?

I think many areas of Alaska have very loose laws on that, but I don't know. Ideally, I want to be able to kill any kind of animal at any time.

makes me get all romantic for about 2/3rd of it and then depressed for the last 3rd of winter.

same

because they're tall and have a lot of people
also black people
and mexicans

VERY COOL

...

Yeah. You should probably start with panties and work your way up. Skirts are good too.

do you have a sister?

You always enjoy it as much as I do though

SCARLET STOP IT
YOU'RE....
YOU'RE A...
A DOUBLE NIGGER

Fuck, I wonder if you can still hunt wolves in Alaska. I don't think I'd want to be one of those faggots who does it from a helicopter, though. Not fair.

:)

so? whats scary about those things?


tranquil.

what is standard whatever
i guess there are theaters
me and my friends just have no money
so that's why there's nothing to do, im sure there are some things


does it even snow that far south?
fucking iowan git
git and stay git

daily reminder that this is why prices of electric are so EXTREMELY high in oregon

liberals

vaginas

ur baiting me

afaik that's going to happen anywhere. i know in alaska that if youre going to like actually die without killing something that you can to survive.
i only hunt during the winter


illegal af here. even using a drone to look for them is a big nono and would probably end in someone like me shooting it down because fuck you
WHY
i want to have a few

I've ran over like 2 cats already

Never ran over a possum tho

idk
im just not used to them i suppose, i don't spend much time in minneapolis or any place with buildings that have more than 10 floors


it's just banter mate haha

scarlet why are you posting all of this shit?

bebop scarlet is doxxing me and posting pics of my neighborhood

pls ban him

showing that the midwest is a hellhole

What do you think there is to do in other places? Not having enough money doesn't seem like a problem with the place you live in; maybe you just need a job. :3


I bet they feel all strong and mainly shooting wolves from high up in the sky where they're safe.


Well actually living off of hunting is an idea I kind of like, but it would be something I'd work up to.

I just remember years ago there was controversy over Palin letting people hunt wolves, and they did it from helicopters.

And why not hunt wolves? Wolves hunt too. I'd eat the wolf meat. If you refuse to hunt something just because it looks cool to you or whatever, then that means its traits are winning over yours in the nature game. :3

I kind of want one of those half wolf dogs, but I think it might be kind of a dumb idea.

I actually live out in the middle of all the shit theyre posting


its great though. just not meant for your type i guess.

That sounds both risque and risky

No but I kinda wish I did. Hope that's not rude to the brothers I do have..


I don't really enjoy the "do you wanna kiss?"

You are ONLY POSTing Faarmas!!

thats too bad. minneapolis is a wonderful city.


she's trying to 'diss' the midwest by showing it as plain, unattractive, amd scarcely populated

...

SCARCELY POPULATED

If Subtle was an only child you best believe he's already be a year in on HRT lmao

i just hear a lot of shit about people getting shot there
so

city folk
LMAO

this is where u live u fucking mongol

back to the steppe


these are the average midwestern metropolis centres
im just saying


absolute hell, the south is much better

I feel sorry for you fam

STFU FAGGOT the coasts may be more glamorous but the midwest is noble and good

My town : )

I won't say it tonight but we must play soon

im p sure thats every city more or less
minneapolis has a great theater scene you know

good job guys... i guess u did it =/

good :3 just packin my shit to live with me pops, and gonna go out

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He doesn't seem like he has that bad of daddy issues.

mfw this is the average west coast metro area

^pic not related

Hey Fish, Scarlet told me on Steam that youre a fat piece of shit
Just thought I'd let you know since I don't like keeping secrets from people or talking behind their backs

Tell Scarlet to stop being a bully

idk about you but i'm not poor af or retarded lmao
why do you care if someone is religious or not? do you hate them? I actually like talking to them even though I'm not religious.


It's all fine. I enjoy the outdoors anyway.


you're literally posting the worst town you can find over and over again. stop spamming or i'm banning you

I do know actually! I went to the guthrie once, it was great!
Too bad that shit cost money dude.

well yeah

i dont even have u on steam...

midwest has nothing on the west. Quit hating us because there are mountains inbetween us

The only appeal the midwest has to me is that if I wanted to i could ride my bike for miles and stargaze

guthrie's the one with the big ramp and the outside sitting area that looks like a section of a sports stadium right?

In Alaska you could ride a snowmobile for hours and stargaze. With MAGIC LIGHTS IN THE SKY.

Sounds even better.

STOPPPP ALL THE FIGHTING

mad

these are all pics from south dakota -> oregon

not just 1 town over and over

also i dont have a problem with religious people, where did i say that?

i specifically said protestants and more specifically baptists, who are CANCER

i prefer living around GOD TIER catholics not fucking heretics who take the old testament literally because they have brain damage

at least yellowstone and teton are pretty

okay maybe I'll move to alaska

maybe

I like the cold but i'd be far as fuck away from any family.

maybe I'll move to Montana, like, very far west montana

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Literal alcoholic child molesters sure are godly.

you will not be able to afford living in alaska on SSDI

i dont recognise vatican 2.0

wow
rude

Bart, are you Catholic? I used to think you were, but then you told me you weren't.

shieet

guess it's montana

unless I find a roomie then maybe washington or oregon. whatever's closer to the coast.

hail satan

So you mean the long dead empire that used fear of God to extort money and power out of all of Europe and its colonies?

I was raised so but I haven't gone to church or celebrated any holidays in years so idk anymore

I beleive in the higher power

...

trip on luther

is there anywhere i can live and eat all the junk food i want but not get fat or feel like shit

Wake up

why does everyone think of god with higher power?

satan is viewed as god or creator in many religions.

GRAB A BRUSH N PUT A LIL MAKEU P

I'm just against it because there aren't that many here.
wow who didn't see that one coming

tbh I wouldn't hunt them normally either. I'm probably gonna go hunt cougars this year.


okay

I never said anything about 'god' or 'satan'

my ass

wrong music genre
pls wake up

I worship Satin.

CAN'T WAKE UP

wow you must have a big butt

if I could find a 3 bedroom in oregon or washington that would be p kino.

she's pretty~

...

Sure is relevant.

don't use my meme words if you don't understand them asshole

wake up

...

This is a good one

im just ANGRY, angry ABOUT CHRISTIANITY


knights in white saaaatiinnnnnn

I have another image of her somewhere in this folder.
Cba to find it.

is this kino?

Don't use our meme lotteries if you can't spell them

y u do dis 2 me

yes
the loli isn't tho
the filthy NEET is not kino

FUCK OFF SWEDEN THE REAL COUNTRIES ARE DISCUSSING THINGS

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thats a flick dude

not kino

sorry

I know Bardo, love the melancholic theme it has.


Nights in white satin.


At least they didn't put their money into it.

country*

moar pls

no, you are disgusting memes

lower countries like sweden think they have the best percentages of things like joblessness and crime, but they dont realize they have like 300 people living there so their numbers are moot.

We will start this grand lottery, solely funded by neetbux

*


the only low countries are Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg

sweden is a nordic country

:)))

i lied i don't actually go on Holla Forums


are you saying that America is the only TRUE country?
G*d bless you, my fellow patriot.


fuck off nerd
my government could fuck yours up like a little kid taking 8 inch cock

I have 1, 217 images in this folder.
If you want me to post find and post a specific one from it that I don't normally, it's going to some convincing.

Let A = 13, B = 13, C and D be any two numbers. Then

A = B

Multiply both sides by (C-D) to get

A(C-D) = B(C-D)

Expand:

AC-AD = BC –BD

Rearrange:

AC-BC = AD-BD

Factor:

C(A-B) = D(A-B)

Cancel (A-B) to get

C = D

Since C and D were arbitrary, I’ve proven that all numbers are equal.

the u.s.a. is the greatest country of all time we're lucky bastards

we have mad unemployment tho, but i think you don't know how percents work in general
We do have the best gods, and i ain't speaking of Allah :^)


I know your country takes pride in shoving it's dick into kds.
Liberation porn seems fucked up tho

I was summoned.

fucking why?

i want folder

post foreskin

-drops mic-

You can't cancel (A-B) because A=B so (A-B) is zero

Gimme

neen

I have seen the tree of life while tripping on mda...

except it was covered in flesh and bones.

like it was the reversal side

1 x 0 = 2 x 0

since both sides are equal to zero. Cancel the 0’s to get:

1 = 2

saveitoffline.com/

i think it supports it

*pet*

U S A
U S A
U S A
The United States of America is literally the peak of civilization.


Yeah, cause I can do whatever I fucking want.
LAND OF THE FREE BABY, SUCK MY DICK!


*picks mic up*
you dropped this

...

This folder is 1, 217 images.
I'm not compressing and uploading it, lol.

No.

Oh, that works

But what will be the grand prize?


Rinpls, what do you want?


ABBA ACDC

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math LMAO

Nothing.

im guessing it uses youtube-dl, which also cant find shit there, even though it can save twitter content, apparently

only place that even comes close is ancient athens

REEEEEEE


meow

g i m m e

.//.


I giggled irl
nice


have you read the divine comedy

did you say countries like sweden think they have the best percentage crime?
Like, pure crime? Not tat bullshit crime cut with flour?


No you can't, but every company you will never work for can


Dakimuras

Hail Satan!


Yeah, too much of a people problem to give all people the license to solve the wolf problem, I guess.

sir its = to 0

I was staring through a tree on my balcony and it looked like a pillar of flesh and bones and when the wind moved its branches it looked like it was dancing. it cackled at me and and I heard what sounded like if someone took a song and backmasked it on audacity saying lucifer twice whispered in my ear.

No, it's not quite the kind of thing I'd be into. Pretty much descriptions of what happens to people the author doesn't like compared to ones of what happens to people he likes.

Fortitude, you are speaking my language.
Why did you never speak of this love before?


lmao what the fuck are you even talking about lol
bet you're fun at parties lol...


math is fucking gay

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/748646933577629696

it worked for me when i did that

use the same format

or give me what ur doing and ill try it

gfys

I was expecting for something, but okay.


The only way to fill in multiple answer exams.
ABBA ACDC


The lottery brings out all the weeaboos to the yard.

wat

it wasn't even that many wanted to actually do it. just that some people went out of there way to kill them(and not make use of them..)
it was supposed to be that if you just saw one and could use it that you would. not just killing for fun.

what in the sam hill why would you call me that

if you think


'Gimme'-luka 2016

it was funny
i liked it


what
cause that's your name

*purr*

no it s not

so whats this animus you spend all day posting on about user? :)?

that is literally your name it says it right there
im baka
and you're fortitude
unless you're sci
you're sci aren't you

This dumb sack of moe blob fucks up your t-bell order


what do

They're called the Qliphoth; you should look into them more. You might find them more illuminating than certain things related to nazi aliens I've heard you're into. :3

im sci ya idiot

I'll take a mcblowjob

I'm pretty into the idea of killing but I don't think I'd not make use of something I killed. Just killing something and not eating it or anything is rood.


Why did you ask? Have you read it?

i would never eat taco bell food. it's the shittiest fast food there is. so i do nothingm

Way to keep a conversation mang, use a chisel tip nib, it will let the butthurt flow through you better


It totes would, i i would be like the main lottery man who doesn't barely have disposable income

...

Carl's junior/hardees>Taco bell>burger king>mcdonalds>in n out burger

ted kaczynski did nothing wrong

not only is it just terrible in general but can sometimes lead to problems as well.

i'm into nazi aliens?

i've been a satanist for years

:(

yeah
I actually purchased a leather bound copy for my grandfather his last birthday as well
It seemed like something you would be intereted in

...

sheeeeeit
hi schi


lol good luck fuckin nerd
fuck out of my cafeteria, this is my turf

All I want is right here


N O

That'd be kind of a poor show.


Lewd.

this shit makes me want to be able to jizz again

No, i only hang in the cafeteria
due to all the classes i cut
because i ain't a nerd

hi! how did u not know it s me? i started using this again like a week ago

avatar
this avatar

I think the biggest overpopulation problem is with humans. License to kill when?


I'm talking about "Joy of Satan." They believe Satan and demons are literal physical aliens living in the Orion constellation who can simply astral project to interact with people on Earth. They also hate jews (believing jews to have reptilian DNA), including LaVey, which makes the fact that you like both LaVey and them kind of a contradiction.


I didn't think you read much. :3

Paradise Lost is more my style; I think it might be my favorite book~

TFW I live in NYC

And the rest of you live in limbo

only nerds get trubs
lmao
fuckin nerd i swear to god i will give yo ua fucking swirly


cause you go by sci and i never seen you using that avatar!

*poke*

stab me in the neck

greatest city in the world...

I plead the fifth.


Pokes hurt.

im a 30$ busride away from raping you

dont test ur luck city slicker

u have a dick
buit cant cum?

You have a 50/50 of succeding since your gona have to fucking _GUESS_ wic way the water swirls, cafeteria swedish soil now

A WEEK

...

Now you're using my tactics against me.

dont be racist pls

I read sometimes
My favorite book is waterhsip down
that sounds like a pretty good read if it crosses my path i will snag it up

-slices your throat open and bathes in your warm blood-


We have Donald Trump what do you have?

You have nothing.


Wow only $30.... that's pretty good... I wonder how much will it cost to go to Erio's house

All of US or just texas?

depends where I'm poking

The language is a bit difficult, but I guess if you read the Divine Comedy it should be fine.


I was talking about NYC.

lol try me fuckin dare you
3:00
behind the school
in the parking lot
tomorrow
be there or eat shit, faggot


whats been a week?


nigger nigger nigger


hot
take care of this boner now you fuckin weirdo

the closest city to my house has a population

Erio lives in pennsylvania
much cheaper than going to seattle

I'm glad I don't have to farm and clean horse shit all day like the rest of you losers....

just as long as it's translated of course
I don't speak italian'

imagine they were gigantic

youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o

I am?

Which ones?


Also true.

it's been a week that ive been posting with my aeroplane folder

Oh, right, maybe you read an easy translation of the Divine Comedy.

Paradise Lost is just written in outdated English.

but i live in the suburbs


yeah i know
i just thought you were someone else

Do you have any idea how far away from school my job is?
Your moms 4:20 and we're on!

damn . . .

someone who knows how to chroma-key without a greenscreen should put them in a cityscape in slow mo

That's all good
Reading and language arts are one of the few things I am not half bad at

I'm a laVey that also views the tree of life as true.
but i havent done enough research on it.

obv I am more chaotic sided and have been chosen to live in the shadow realm.

is it really a bad thing? probably not.

I have witnessed a lot of sinister things religiously.
ex:

I am so torn between believing in real entities like adramalech/lucifer and not believing idk anymore

Disclosing everything.

Some places hurt very good.

why my moms...


hi sci!

I also felt like I was xato from pokemon journeying through space once.

I saw the stars and cosmos when I closed my eyes

I mean, at this point in time, I've only disclosed information that isn't exactly a secret.

no jizz
i miss being able to cum on peoples faces and in their mouths
but then again, i can cum inside girls now with no birth control so :DD

idk man
its like 30$ both ways
ill cut you up kid

Meditation time, then imma eat
MAD
ALMNDS
Back in 30 or something


I live right by the cemetary, easy access

Maybe I should become a tranny
maybe then I can get girls :)

activated almonds?

Holy shit this is so retarded.

Look at the fucking view outside my window

OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

ur doing my job for me.. apprec

how about you quit being a RELIGIOUS BIGOT


how claustrophobic

i hope they're activated, i hear you don't get the FULL almond effect if they aren't

G'night.


I'm getting way too tired for this.

never lesser almonds

sure it is....

just because you haven't, doesn't mean I haven't.

knee

hello!

...

Swedish dreams

what

what is your dream

Rest well, Super Daddy.

That's contagious!

Maybe you should go to college for it. :3


Someone just told me you linked them Joy of Satan, is all.

I don't think being into the Tree of Death (the "reversal side" of the Tree of Life you were talking about) as well as LaVey is a contradiction. I see LaVey as very entry level, but his philosophy clearly does have its origin in the forces/archetypes/whatever that are sometimes referred to as the Qliphoth and Tree of Death. It's not even like his brand of Satanism is necessarily atheistic.


I'd say the answer lies between and beyond simple atheism and theism.

...

It hurts so good.

mmaybe if i had money and transportation
I dont really know any jobs that that kind of education would hellp much with here anyways

Have you read the illiad?

I dunno, I'd kinda like to be... normal

I'm not weird... and that's lewd, you're like 14 years old


1000 people of no bodies


Hmm... So close...so.. close..


Oh that's good, you don't have to slave for your food


You shouldn't come to my block, you'll get stabbed


W-what.. ? N-no you can't...


It really is :/


Sweet dreams ^^

its hard not to believe what i've heard/experienced as something tangible.

just accept it
ill be gentle

wat

yes, i said that
hi


im turning 17 in 29 days, im not 14!
yeah dude, if i slaved for my food i would riot so hard
don't

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small town is more my speed
to each their own and all that jazz

hey there!

...

*grabby hands*

huh odd this doesnt work

why do some work and some dont

hey cutie
for some reason I just noticed how cute you are
wanna go grab something to eat cutie? :P

im turning 20 in 11 days

software is shit, thats why

Kinda me rn

you're my kouhai >///

i play the guitar!


fuck
i forgot how many days in a year
I seriously think im turning stupid
dude 25 isn't old
26 is


hi bard!
uhm... hm... i don't know, I don't look very cute, I have acne and a shaved head, and am described as a failtrap, don't want to disappoint or anythin hon
but sure, take me to lions tap


whoa
that's old as shit
you're almost dead

im young and restless

how long? i used to play but i havent seriously picked it up in a couple years

literally me rn

I thought you were older.

why

literally me rn

You play guitar?
What kind of guitar do you have, what style do you play and may i hear?
I'm intpo playing too :)

jk, I'm turning 9 in 11 weeks


361 days is 4 days short of a full year, lol.

SHUT UP CANUCK

You just seemed older for some reason.

oh, I've finally decided my future lies
beyond the yellow brick road

lole

I'm turning 17 in a few days.

GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA


all of those are right.

...

is it the r9k memes?

lol

Like an old ass bitch.

My computer's probably better, though.

pick one u fucking nigger

its a krautchan/YLI meme poser fucks

fukken doubt it kunt


well, i played for a year and then just picked up it maybe... a few months ago?
So maybe... 2 years all together. Now really that long. And it's no serious shit, just pluckin strings and imitating bands i like.


yeah!
it's a mexican stratocaster, looks perty if i do say so myself
uhm... i don't really play any kind of style
sure, I guess if I make something that I particularly like you can!
what about you then, what kinda stuff do you have?


lol 9/11
sheeeeit
rin, does this officially mean im getting dumb?

kill yourself you fat faggot

My internet is better

how

stop posting my picture

...

Says the sexual predator

Better watch out mr noob, Ui is a pedophile.

nigger

I dunno, how many fingers am I holding up?


Such ul.
Much wow.
So connectivity.

No I never meme.

almost an adult ^~^

Probably because the way you told the ghostie rape story.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i don't know, I can't see you!

Wrong.
The correct answer was "That's a fucking doughnut you moron."

only americans are allowed to be irreverent towards 9 11

r9k

learn "blackbird" and play it for a girl u like

doing drugs is a kind of memeing imo

The Yama is recording a video for us!

I've owned a whole bunch of guitars!
My first was a rogue, cheap 100 dollar piece of crap
saved up for an epiphone accu-bass, a fender copy after that
and then after that owned a fender jazz bass, but a lower end model, not american made

After that I moved back to guitar with an Epiphone hummingbird copy, then a Luna Acoustic

After playing that for a while I decided I needed something nicer to keep up with my skill so I could progress abit faster and bought me an american standard strat, but electric guitar was really awkward for me, so I traded it for an american jazz bass plus
Loved that bass but I really wanted a guitar
so I traded it for my 1980 Yairi D-80
Abslutely gorgeous acoustic with a thick robust tone
It's been my baby ever since
Right now I am saving up for aa Gretsch White Falcon, but I'm still a good 1000 dollars off :p

nah im just rad

d-don't bring dead memes back to life, that's punishable.

I'm scared, I don't wanna get raped by you....

Idiot

Doing anything fun for your birthday, love?
You should come live in NYC if you really want to, there's a lot of gay boys here that fuck the shit out of you

Why do you choose to live that life? You can have so much more here

Damn he really had to go

ikr.

I do drugs and guys ex dee

I'm a tad glad ur just rad dad.

great meditation, my spirit background dancer told me you guys are faggots, this simply cannot be true right?

why not

daddy needs to cym

oh yeah homosexuality is an even bigger meme than drugs

I'm irreverent to all things.


P-punishable by what?

d-does that mean I'm dumb...


i have to find a girl first
what do boys like


wow thats a long post dude
dude idk what half of those are
so you play jazz?


Probably just going to the Cheesecake Factory with my mom ;-;
I don't know... like I said, big cities are kinda scary and there's a lot of people and stuff, I'd need someone to like walk everywhere with me until I got used to it...
w-whoa dude i never even uhm... i never said I wanted anything like that!
but what about older guys?

I have friends who I love and who love me and accept me for my flaws and quirks
I leadd a lucrative life with plentiful money and drugs
I save alot of money by not owning a car
If I need to go anywhere, I can stay in shape by biking
Violent crime is nonexistant here

lol no. u dont play your guitar for boys. thats gay.

Aw man I wish
I'm deinately not that good
I play more folky stuff

Really into fingerstyle
I discovvered chet atkins not long ago And I've been learning some of hsi stuff

who are some artists you enjoy?

I masturbated to the Yama. As punishment, the yama will castrate you with her bare feet. Who else couldn't possibly think of a more wonderful way to die?

Probably not.
I don't even know where I was going with that.

I'll think of something.

same dad

You but having boy toys is cool.

the dick word

This software is showing me why I can't use ballpoint pens.
It's kind of infuriating.

o-oh
how do i get boys to like me then


yeah same, i don't even know that many things, i just come up with stuff and then forget it later
what does that mean

what?
who?

Mac Demarco and uh... Wavves! Anddddddddd... Bass Drum Of Death! Aaaaaaaannnndddd... usually whatever is playing on the radio that plays top 80's hits!


oh
are you very strong?


COCKS

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno!

what? u dont want to get boys to like you

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This kind of stuff :)

You're into 80s guitar huh? I love me some good ole rock and metal :3

I'm starting HRT next week.

what a weird headset.

then use other pens!

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who dis

yeah i do


why isn't she chewing that rice?


oh, no i meant pop music from the 80's
jesus fuck mate

wow thats the biggest meme of all. i thought you hated memes...

Another crazy tranny to cause drama.
Oh the joys.

new Phone

uh what? no u dont dude thats totally gay

what inspired you tto take up guitar :)

pussy

thanks jesus

I do.
I usually use felt tipped pens, so most of my writing is really light.
Now I wish I could have really cute and airy penmanship.


Tempted to say it's me and call it a day.

You're always turned on.

succ

I do hate memes

I can't help it when I'm around you .////.

if u do hrt then u become a living meme

if it is u need to tell me

well...
m-maybe im a little gay


my dad do it
my brother do it
i didn't do it
figured i'd do it


succ what? your dick?

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do you find joy in it and enjoy it?

You can if you practice.
show me your handwriting!
It can't possibly be worse than mine.
I fit the doctor meme.

Whys that?

Everyone is a meme

wha?? not me!

rofl

guesss you justh ave an
attractive personality .///.

There is a limit of how many almonds one shoud eat, and i passed it a long time ago
only you can prevent forest fires
by waking up

Holy fuck

Ax is actually happening

I need to fucking pack

lol wat


ye p much
gives me something to do in spare time

fuck the forest

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So when did you start HRT?

How the fuck do magnets work brad?

yeah that limit is 0 almonds


pretty pls dont be gay anymore?

It isn't, but I could probably get you a picture of my legs so you can see they're superior to that pair.


Uhhhh
L-let me try writing with this again.
It's really awkward because I'm so used to looking down when I write.

if you eat them
you will die

look, if i were on hrt i'd have to be crazy, right? seeing as im totally normal and sane, theres no way im on hrt.

where did you find this gif of me


why?

Do eeet!
I'll show mine as well.

Who even are you? And why are you traumatized by forests


Did you much care for the album Spirit Phone?
I thought you'd might

What if I just eat one?

Thats exactly what someone on HRT would say.

it's gross! guys are supposed to like grils.

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i dont know what that is


could it be possible im on hrt and dont even know it!?

This is now a handwriting thread.

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Thats pretty much the only thing I can think of.

im baka, hi
im not i just like saying fuck things


but i like penises


no thanks, i write like a 4 year old

I mean, mine can't be that much better, lol.

Maybe we are evenly matched.
but I am writing on paper.

neat


i need to find the source of the hrt and destroy it... thank you ban!


no, u just tricked urself into thinking u do

alright show me

do you write like a 3 year old or something?


totally
you were right all along sci

i kno

You gotta make your penis think its a boy again.

youtu.be/hNlHVGry9Wg

great, so know that you know you were right can you fuck off about it

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Let me do something with paper.
Or take a picture of one of my DnD sheets.


Something Something
I love you
What a great rhyme? this was


see


Raincheck?
I'll get you one, so long as Tokai's fine with me doing so.

tbh fam i still think urs looks better

Well scarlet looks like Im the decider here


yay you got it!

will a fleshlight do the job cuz i dont think i can get a girl to like me


, ':\

9-1 in placements and got 59, that's kinda fair right?

im going to take that as a "alrighty"

It means you're shit, kid.

Thank you daddy

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it's more a 'whoa dude it's chillin don't take it the wrong way'

I don't mean the one you have, for the record.

This is the genre known as 'bebop' right?

Wait.
*1k means that +3 breastplate costs 9k,
a +2 would cost 4k,
and then I could use 4k of that to get Natural Armour 1 and Deflection 1, and have 1k left over.

What the fuck.

jazzy prog rock herbie hancock is cool check out mr. hands

Proud of you

not an argument


Yeah okay, I'm gonna be super honest.
we don't have great handwriting.

wwait what

i just write on spare notebook paper, I can't be arsed to print shit out
but I MIGHT do it for this next campaign I'm running, since there's a bit to keep track of
you DM, or play?


Well you kinda just told me what I am is wrong and gross so...
Don't know how I can take that the right way.

While there is some herbie hancock work out there that is def prog rock I don't hear any rock elements in this specific instance

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wow!!!!!!!!

pepsi dog

it's nothing against you personally thats just my opinion


ive listened to the album it's like jazz fusion prog rock

I'm fully aware my writing is shit.
I wish I had super cute airy writing.

You have a picture of my legs.
That isn't what I'd intend to give to Scarlet if you were fine with it.

I'd take a new one, mimicking
with my headset, lol.


I usually just play.
I've wanted to get into DMing, especially since I've been working on my head-cannon setting for at least 10 years now, but I'm way too embarrassed to let people see my brain baby.

ETHAN BRADBERRY

omg I am so happy rn like holy shit.

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your opinion is against me, personally


Ah, I can't stand playing. I was DM since day 1 and it makes me happy to be in control.
You should do it dude! It's a lot of fun, hard work sure, but the improvisation you get to do is a lot of fun! It's kind of challenging, dealing with the players shit.


y

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Even though mimicking that shot with my headset would literally not work well, if at all, lol.

I really just want an excuse to take a new picture of my legs.


What's up?

funny dog drink a pepsi

Go you.

it's just a prank why are you in the closet

someone dropped 30 bucks on clay for me so I can finally do some ceramics again. I did it for 3 years in highschool but I haven't been able to do anything since then.

I have a little book on that.
can you draw well?

I am incredibly conflicted.

it's just against some of your actions/preferences
i can think youre wrong and still like you

*drinks pepsi*


oooooh
where ya gonna get the kiln tho dude

you can fire clay in the oven.

shit, in arizona i could probably just leave it out to dry for a few days and give it a quick roast and it'd be fired

I don't really care about glaze rn, cause I can just make stuff and have it fired and ready to go so when I do get glaze I can just dip it in my back porch and fire it again.

I am so fucking exited

first thing I'm making is a piece for smoking tho

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My biggest concern is that I can be the type of person where I'll let you do just about everything, as long as you aren't being too retarded about it.

And most people I play with are used to a more... guided? kind of thing.


Make me a ceramic bowl?


I used to enjoy doing dinky little sketches of landscapes back when I had case full of supplies.

In grade 6 I did a thing with a dragon resting with a nest of eggs that people said was really good.

I don't think I'm very good at all, though.
Which is the biggest crux, because I get fed up with my inability to make it like it's in my mind that I just stop.

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I've made plenty of bowls before, and I don't have a wheel so I'll have to make hand-made stuff so I won't be able to make anything really nice but I'll still get to flex my creative muscles

That's the number one cause lol.
my mom is a professional painter so I got some info on it. the most important of it is the fun of making and not the result. you can also fix it by not having a front foreward idea and just doing something.

I used to have a ceramic skull that was a bubbler a ways back
pretty neat

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oh jesus christ
yeah, you really could just leave it out
I went there once and it was 115 degrees out
god damn that shit hot as FUCK
fuck that heat man

Brah that's fuckin sweet, smoke all the shit you want out of that motherfucker, crack, weed, whatever else people smoke. Hell yeah.


Ah, I'm not. I really want my players to get into the game world but it seems like one of them just is there for the social aspect of it, it's annoying.

Oh... what does that mean exactly?


I suppose, it's just a bit hurtful, you know?


lol, wacky ass black people

im sorry

I was going to make a joke about ceramic dicks, but that just feels like it has "bad idea" written all over it.
Make me a ceramic dick with "Bad Idea" written all over it?


See, when I'm working without any real idea,
I'm usually writing.

Lol


Just that usually when we're playing, we usually have a fairly concrete idea of where we should be heading next, and probably what we're going to do there.
Maybe not exactly how we do it, though.

I am out of pepsi dogs
now onto other doges in my folder

have some oc dont steal pls

here's a pic of some stuff I made in highschool


baking temp is 190, I bet if I left it out in the sun for a week it wouldn't even need to be fired lmao.

use that for drawing too.
or just do abstract.
I'll show my abstract painting I had to do for art class years ago.

I suppose.
I just usually feel like I should be doing something specific whenever I'm drawing.

I don't really have that pressure when I write, since I usually just feel more like I'm letting the characters tell me their story, and then just making it a bit more coherent.

If you want, sweety~

it's okay sci
but im still going to love the fuck out of hard dicks


Ah. I was speaking in DM terms...
I gave my players an open world and they didn't have any idea of what to do. They're just following whatever happens and not really going anywhere. I imagine neither or them have a concrete idea of where to go or what to do.
It'd be so nice to have players like you guys.


i hate dogs


yeah, really
that's a sweet gig mayne, whatcha gon do witcha shit you make? sell it?

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Why is that? I love dogs tbh

SOMEONE NICKED MY CHARGER
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I GENEROUSLY SHARE FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE GET FUCKING NIIIIIICKED
AAAAAH


I wanna draw together.

yeah that's fun to do, what do you write about?

the pic is terrible but it'll do

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I got 9/10 for that btw