Webm Thread

No they don't

Lad, avoid the thread then. smhtnqh, famaliy.

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just because something has been posted regularly doesn't mean it should continue to be posted regularly.

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Damn. That's chill as fuck.

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nah, its "Nietzsche works in the Convenience store" tv series

Meatcucks BTFO

Sorry, but it just tastes too good to give up.

instafiltered

I cannot into japanese culture.
Thes extremely overdrawn mimics and bodylanguage is all part of the satire isnt it?
Or is it some kind of autistic desire to convey emotion in a way that the average japanese would deem highly immodest and a shameful display, thus undelrining the fantastic aspect of the story?

It goes into the garbage. Get back to me when these faggots stop mixing issues with the answers of different issues.

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Hey guys can we get everyone's political webms posted here? I know it's usually reserved for video games, but I thought since there isn't really a board dedicated to donald trump we could possibly make Holla Forums for that.

Lurk möhr

Sure!

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good work fam

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FACT: OUR FARTS ARE 50% LESS LIKELY TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE GREENHOUSE PHENOMENON WHEN NOT EATING MEAT

DO YOUR PART TODAY

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Fun Fact:

Making meat is pretty much a resource free process, as all meat is made with the excess "Bad" leftovers of regular agriculture such as grain stalks (Hay), bad corn/peas/fruit etc

Hell most pigs are fed with the gathered leftovers of restaurants in your city, they pay them to separate the food from their trash into bins and collect it every morning to feed to them

Removing meat from your diet would just mean all this excess leftover agriculture product would end up in landfills, or even worse, burned

FACT: PLANTS ARE EVIL AND HAVE AN AGENDA TO OVERTHROW MANKIND

DO YOUR PART AND EAT A BROCCOLI TODAY

jesus christ it actually became real

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Nice "video games" thread you have here

Would be a shame if anything happened to it.

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Tradition is important user. It keeps people together.
But it's ok to question it.
I will convert this to webm later

gotta love dem vidya man

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Is that from the Berserk anime? Jesus fuck, I heard it was bad but I didn't think it would be THIS bad.

Yo, fam, I gotz something for you.

FACT: I LIKE TO MAKE THEM CRY

If they think they can save the world by growing soybeans and wheat, be my guest, but eventually, the problems of eating only vegetables with no fish or meat will eventually come up.

Plus, if we get rid of the grazing animals, how much is needed to reform land to make it suitable to grow crops? rocks, clay, too much sand, too wet and etc. And then we need to remove more forests for more farming land. Plus, we're getting low on phosphor to make decent fertilizer, but thankfully, cow dung is good enough for the moment to fertilize, or least prolong the depletion until there are good replacements.

God damn with these people. Should sent them to some small farm to work. And learn a little bit.

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While we're posting not video games, can someone post cute dancing snail girl?

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these brightened my day a little, thanks

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What game?

9/10 saved

Sw

Took me to the second video to realize she was talking about a fucking animal.

Like, I thought she walked into a hotel or something where there was a child sex ring that she was talking about.

Nope. A fucking animal.

Jesus christ.

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Pretty good, not vidya though.

Reported.

Global warming doesn’t exist. Reported.

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i got you covered fam

How the fuck do I disable webm/picture spoiler image?

does she have a youtube channel?

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He's like a headmaster chastising misbehaving students.

It probably would have been better if Trump didn't win because then Holla Forums and Holla Forums could act like he would have been amazing. Nothing is worse than realizing the guy you voted for is a faggot.

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Anyone else bet money on him winning?
I mean the odds were 1 to 4 so it was an easy $60.

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Such a great election night.

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That's precisely why the "first female president" crowd were and still are the dumbest idiots out.

Yeah go and vote for a female president because "muh progressiveness" and what about when it goes down in history that the first female president fucks everything up? One step forward, two steps backwards, idiots should be thankful they lost and wait for a better candidate than Hillary.

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Is this another millennial meme, like when they say Spongebob\Blues Brothers/Transformers Movie isn't good?

You mean the one with Rodimus Prime, not the Bay ones, right?

Every fucking time

Season 2 intro needs more love.

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How user, just, how?

Why do people enjoy this.

How what?

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Was that the turtle yelling? Oh my gosh why is nature so brutal. That poor turtle. He probably just wanted to eat lettuce and hang out with his turtle friends. Alligators have to eat too I guess, but damn.

I'll get called a faggot for posting this again but I'm going to bed anyways so I don't care

Also there is 3 other episodes posted here you can watch, 2 more currently encoding

The turtle wasn't yelling it was a bird in the background.

user, there is only one answer.
WE MUST EAT ALLIGATORS

The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare is fun

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Everybody has seen these before, faggot

Circle of life, user.

Oh of course it's pic related

WebM Autist arrives just like clockwork

I guess so. I'm pretty sheltered and I care about animals.

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Welcome back vidya autist, are you ready to make webm threads great again?

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You realize nearly everybody on the board hates you two redditfags, right?

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we are coming full circle

no :^)

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Still doesn't change the fact that posting that shit doesn't make you a 13 year old edgelord.

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understood

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Well, I do know how to make a webm, And I tried that program, I just didn't had the result I expected yet.
But thanks, I guess.

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those things got the strongest jaws in the world.

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Did anyone ever found that parody/remix of this?
I'm still looking for it.

When will normalfags just be fucking honest with themselves about how terrible we all are.

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back in tekkit you had to use buildcraft for pretty much everything and the cheapest engine to use was of course the redstone one.

I hate these faggots so much

reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/1di772/evgemiya_li_announces_shes_leaving_female/

next time try the g button for looking shit up on google

It's pretty fucking sad that all those mods were at their best back then.
Even being mostly incompatible with other mods, it was still fun as hell building up those factories and crunching the numbers and making spreadsheets to minimize input while maximizing output.

Its fascinating seeing the power of their jaws and how it would actually eat something armored like that Turtle.

Here you go.

you had one job.

This is why I hate vegans

Does anyone have that webm of a guy fucking a snake?
I need to show it to a friend

I admit that a webm thread probably isn't the best place to say this, but it's been bugging me lately.
When you look at food from a energy input/output view, meat is comparable to vegetable and fruit.

learn.uvm.edu/foodsystemsblog/2014/07/10/meat-vs-veg-an-energy-perspective/
sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/12/151214130727.htm

But it's really hard to get good information about such topics because of all the politcs and industry groups clouding the science. For example, I have no idea whether the links I mentioned are actually worthwhile reading.

But at least it's a good argument to tell smug vegetarians to go fuck themselves.

What the fuck was going on in that webm?

I didn't make the webm my dude.

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they stole his dog

Peta wack jobs steal a homeless mans dog. Him being homeless means that he is abusing the dog by not being able to provide for it properly.

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That still doesn't explain much.

Why is there a gunshot in the beginning?

Who or what is making that weird fucking wailing noise?

Why does the dog seem to vanish about halfway into the video?

Why is there a still image of luggage at the end?

Who is that African-American Nigger in your pic?

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J-jeb I-is th-that y-you
I miss you

I fucking lost it when they showed the signs. As if they can convert people like 2 people actually there? when there is tasty meat to eat.

Meat industry produces a lot of pollution.
The amount of resources required to raise livestock is very inefficient compared to the amount of energy you get from consuming.

I highly doubt that's a gunshot.

The puppy is crying because it's been stolen by a psycho animal rights group. They claimed that the homeless man was drugging the puppy.

The dog doesn't vanish, it's handed off to another member of the group.

The guy is homeless and that's where he was resting.

Probably someone who helped get the man's puppy back. Considering they're in Paris, it's highly likely that he's not African-American you stupid nigger.

Then they correct the record.

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What are you, a misogynist?

Was 1 to 13 here, I regret putting no money on

This user gets it. Good on you.

I'm not vegan, but I've at least realized you don't need to eat animal products every day. Way easier than buying an electric car and making drastic life changes. I appreciate my food much more these days.

Less than 1% of the population's ancestors ate meat every day, but people eat it 2 or even 3 times a day and that's just "normal" so people don't think about it. Every commercial break on TV and "food porn" has meat in it and people are raised to think it's normal to eat meat constantly when it really isn't. 95% of people have never slaughtered an animal. It's fucked up. It's not anyone's fault. It's just something we think is normal, that we'll look back on 200 years from now like, "wow that was stupid".

I eat meat, just not every day, because I've actually done some research. You don't even have to love animals. There are plenty of logical and scientific reasons to reduce meat consumption.

That ad with Arnold is pretty cringe though. A lot of vegan propaganda is way too extreme.

Pretty sure it's lower than that Though I sorta Slaughtered an Animal

5% of people have? That's a lot more than I woulds have thought.

I actually helped slaughter an animal, and I still eat meat everyday. But you can have all the veggies you want.

Maybe niggers should stop killing each other

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

what is feed grain?
what is oatmeal?
what is corn (subsidized for historical reasons)?
what is irrigation?
what is transport?
what is pesticide?
stop being a faggot and just eat more beans, you todger tickling twit

more nogs > more emissions
so the opposite is more desirable, as long as they are contained

Kek

I pulled that number out of my ass.

That's fine. I have friends who hunt for venison. It's just fucked how many people see meat as some sealed packaged steak on a store shelf with not a thought about where it comes from. Like, how many basic bitches eating chicken and steak would get all girly and start crying when you hand them a knife and tell them to butcher an animal.

There is a huge disconnect between consumers and where meat comes from. All they see is the juicy bigmac and chicken wings on TV and eat meat constantly.

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I only saw the compilation, faggot

Posting fresh original content

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Proof?

For someone who can't into Nip culture you hit it on the head

Seriously?
THE WORLD
MELTING

Audio bitrate of 16, rest into video which was 63 bitrate

Since lots of scenes require very little motion and its VP9 codec the majority of scenes is only around 20 bitrate and it saves all the bits for anything requiring fast motion later on

It also helps to pick your sources properly as most of the scenes are flat shaded which VP9 codec loves

I'm willing to take the heat if I keep getting videos like this. :^)

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He mad cuz he has to go back.

What do you mean? Is there supposed to be a button next to the file or something?

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Not an argument. Reported.

my nigger

is that World Melting Martinez?

Yeah, and get a look at this freaky-fingered weirdo she hangs out with. Trump hangs out with considerably less shady characters and, apparently, this guy who looks like he mangled his pinky and ring fingers into the perfect shape to molest little boys with at the Comet Ping Pong Pizza, is the dearest of Hilarity’s friends.

Considering he is part of Channel Awesome he's been huffing their liberal fumes for ages, it's no surprise he's become one of the "Global Warming" idiots

"B-b-b-but it's so warm this winter!"

Because Florida had a fuck massive hurricane a few months back which destabilized the jet stream in our favor and sucked all the hot air out of the southern hemisphere and dumped it in the north, when the snap back happens and the air shifts back that cold snap is going to break people's spirits

Hell five years ago was the longest cold winter cycle in history, two of the coldest years nearly back to back and extreme global lows, where were the idiots then?

Oh right, they went into hiding until the weather benefited their bullshit again

Human's like to think they have this massive impact on the environment, but at most they only have surface effects to very localized small areas

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inb4 flat earthers

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Reported.

what the fuck japan

I bet you don't even know what fresh liver tastes like

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I was a complete idiot and opened the observatory but didn't realize that you could crush the werewolf in it so I just yakkity sax'd through that area until the timer ran out and I could get on the lift.

Does anybody have the webm of the russian dashcam showing a car sliding out 360 degree in front of him while Futureland by Aces plays? Its Commonly titled Initial with a Cyrillic D.

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Well said

I thought he was Rising Seaside Sanchez
I like yours better

It would be hysterical if he was an illegal this whole time. I can't imagine what kind of trouble that would bring him, especially when it comes to the money and web deals he's made

NIGGEEERRRRRR

But if they did that most problems would go away.

A film, Appleseed Alpha. It sucks.

fucking hamkebab got her shit btfo

I wouldn't feel bad, most people miss it. Its also a very tense moment in the game. I didn't even try that shit until my 3rd playthrough

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That stench the gutted animals give off, that makes me sick. It's not even just gutting, even skinning gives off the same musty, putrid odour. I don't know how people stand it.
Also red meat makes me sick for some odd reason

because you're a fucking whimp

Really bad artifacting.

Try reducing resolution further.

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Watch order for this show is so fucked it makes me want to stop watching.

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I stopped at Nise, because Hanekawa is so goddamn boring.

Err, I meant Neko, Nise was good.

Convert the original or fuck off.

But that I was. Unfortunately I veer in the other direction, rather hard too i must say. I brawl constantly. Let me tell you, a scarred physique and a squashed nose does not attract the ladies all that much

"R-r-r-respect my opinions about wanting to murder anybody who is not muslim or you're a bigot!"

How do these people have enough IQ to dress themselves, let alone talk?

I just ran that webm side-by-side with the episodes I have on my harddrive, it's not pitch shifted at all.

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Not interested in your tone-deaf opinion.

I dunno why this is such a big deal to you?

Nigger I barely even know the song and even I could tell it was pitched up.

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When I heard the two side by side I could just chalk up the distortion to terrible compression settings

I'm not even surprised.

I wonder if they realise that in order for the meat industry to produce less greenhouse gases, they would have to either kill all the animals they've been breeding or start harvesting the gas they produce which would involve constraining and torturing them even more than they already are.

You either get to care about the welfare of animals or care about the environment, you don't get to do both.

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I noticed it as well, the fact that you messed up and won't admit it makes you a child.

This video is pretty accurate, only inaccurate part is when he says "Around this time, people will pretty much speak like the bible.".

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The person that made the original of this made the wise decision to adjust the tempo because the original song was too slow and it was nowhere near as good as the sped up version

IE - Some people have preferences to tones/speed of music, sometimes it helps it, sometimes it hurts it

I didn't make the webm but thanks for the info though

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I'm not the user who said there was no difference, I was just interested in the discussion because one user said there was no pitch change, one user did so I downloaded the video off youtube and got the original OST and there was indeed a pitch shift

If you want to get pissy get pissy at

Buddy, visit doom9 forums sometimes, there's an endless catalog of people logging video/audio compression errors

First few seconds of this disagrees with you

wew lad, spooked me enough to visit the website.

There's a difference between artistic choice and being tone deaf. You clearly fit into the latter category.

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user you want to make fun of for being tone deaf is 2f23ca

Just admit that you're fucking tone deaf.

Keep digging that hole skippy

You had to put the video up side-by-side with the original to even notice the fucking shift. I could tell it was shifted without the source.

You're tone deaf buddy.

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Also that WebM was already posted you faggot. Just get out.

These WebM threads are a travesty compared to how they used to be a couple of years back.

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Do you got a touch of the autism son?

I'm not defending the user who is tone deaf, I'm defending that compression errors can and do happen all the time with audio and video and it is one possible reason the pitch was changed

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If anybody wants me to stop dumping, tell me.

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Why is being tone-deaf a problem?

I don't

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>Another repost, this time one you posted yourself
STOP

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That is the last of it, I'll end it off with a meh webm.
I do have more but I don't feel like posting them.

Realistically it shows a sign that your hearing is degraded and should take steps to protect your remaining hearing

This thread however its retards thinking they're better than one user just because they can hear the most marginal of pitch shifts, and by marginal I mean it was the lowest change on my tools scale to correct it

I've been tone-deaf my whole life, and could not carry a tune to save my life since I was a kid. That didn't impair me in any meaningful way.

Do you think I give a shit about your opinion when this whole time you've unrealistically gone after some other user because he couldn't detect a .17 pitch shift?

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Does this trigger you son?

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This kind of behaviour is why I don't even bother contributing to WebM threads these days. All you're doing now is chewing up the image upload limit for the thread which is disrespectful to other anons.

Autism is one hell of a metal illness

Why do people even enjoy this?

why are you here user

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Considering he bought One Man's Lie, probably twice so he could play both on PC and PS4, any opinion he holds is immediately invalidated.

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You never made any webm's and you never were going to post any, you're just saying you do to try and save face once people sniff out your autistic behavior

I'm just going to filter ID you to save myself your retarded mentality

I remember when we used to make WebMs of our own fucking gameplay. So far this thread I've only seen a handful of said 'original content'.

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Why don't you go to Tumblr so you can bitch about how people make things you don't like there?

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dat projecting doe

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I'd like to think I watched all of it except for the recent short story season thing.
I binged every season when I did.
I put it off for so long because I hated how Akiyuki Simbo's directs shit.
When Bakamonogatari came out I went
And never touched any of the series for years.
Never watched any of the movies but when the 3rd one comes out next year I'm watching all 3.

Before that I hated the Kiss x Sis chronology because the OVA series was made before, during and after the TV series.

Then one day I wanted to watch every Tenchi anime and Tenchi related anime.
That was overwhelming.
A lot of stuff was never on TV let alone dubbed.

Apart from the guy who made all those Blood webms, this pretty much never happened.

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Nigger I was doing this shit before we even moved to Holla Forums. WebM related - it was one of the first ones I made back over at halfchan, when soundless WebMs and a 3MB filesize limit were all we had.

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I used to make them all the time but all anons ever did was bitch about "Ew I hate that game" to me and about everyone else

So now everyone only posts non-vidya because the autistics got mad it was games they didn't like, now the autistics are mad the webm's are not vidya

You seriously can't win

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So where they shocked that it was a white dude, or that he was ripped? In anycase, they overacted a bit since he wasn't even naked. Are all nip girls so pure?

Either I dont know shit about lightsabers, or thats impossible

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It literally is impossible and it's utterly bullshit. And this is coming from someone who RPed on a fucking Star Wars forum back in the day and had to deal with some motherfucking using the Force to imitate the Skyrim shout thing

From what I can tell childish youthfulness is considered attractive in Japan. As idols it's part of their marketing to act like that.

I feel sorry to the user who had to experience that ending, what a fucking let down.

Anybody have this video in webm form?

Not all but a reasonable percentage.

Japan suffers from a number of problems but to summarize.

The economy is in bad shape and led to many men losing employment. Its been established to a degree that you may only be seen as a success when you have well paying work and a family. Strangely a large amount of men are choosing the hikikomori path instead of getting a job, working for retirement and developing a family where of course you must procreate with a female. Now there are many men living on anime and ramen for years. Living with their parents to nearly 50 or moving into internet cafes and living there. They fear so much to rise then fall again that they give up.

Its been heavily advised through media for males to fight this problem and seek help but others kill themselves because the failure is too much.

The other is people just don't want to procreate in the modern age and see it fit to take as much effort on themselves instead of starting a family

This has led to a lot of reasonable amount of females never engaging with a man.

Now there's low birthrates and a dwindling population.

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Thank you very much.

Are you inbred or just American? Le Pen is a conservative who shares more talking points with trump than clinton, At least do a simple google search before talking out of your ass
And no, I'm not a frogger

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Ok, I'll bite.
So are you going to refute my argument with facts and counter-arguments or continue this pantomime of acting smug while behaving like a lobotomised monkey? Or should I call you a dumb nigger and leave it at that?

Both the Right and the Left in France hate the ever-loving shit out of Le Pen, a good deal of that due to her father. The fucking picture is to get retarded non-frogs to think she's Hillary 2.0 and support her, it's basically satire. Again, you're fucking retarded if you can't stop that when it's so God damn blatant.

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And your point being? Last I checked non-frogs don't actually vote in french frog elections.
Also, excuse my alcohol addled mind, but what exactly am I supposed to stop here and how did i fail? All I did was call the other user a lead-pipe licking troglodyte for comparing Le Pen to Clinton solely because the two have a gender in common. What did I do wrong?

Go to bed before you hurt yourself user, you're drunk out of your fucking mind.

Plernty if time to sleeep when youre in the gfroundc

What people seem to ignore is that if climate change is man-made, we're fucked regardless, as we'll never be able to get every country to quit spewing toxic fumes into the air. And make an agreement that everone not using solar/wing/and water should regress back to the pre-industrial era.

Either way, all effort in the world wouldn't amount to more than the survival of a generation or two.

*Either way, all effort in the world on the US's part wouldn't amount to more than the survival of a generation or two extra.

Oh, wow, look: someone who isn't a faggot.

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Always worth remembering where you come from.

I just checked, the website is still there although nobody seems to tweet anything about it any more.

Wasted opportunity.

This is coming from the guy you used to boast about how much meat he would eat with his gym buddies. Geez, Arnie, you've turned into a real hypocrite cuck. First the shit about you virtue signaling about fags and mudslimes (french flag and rainbow flag banner on social media), crying about the Trump pussy comment, even though you had a secret love child with your spic maid, and now this.
TOP-FUCKING-KEK
I can't believe how far my childhood role model has fallen. What a world we live in.

Anyone got a source for music? The original song is Ludacris - How Low and the original video is [SFM] A Challenger Appears, but the audio is different.

soundcloud.com/cag-music/how-funky-can-you-go

here you go user

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based. thank you.

no problem user

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43% accurate
what math where they using? I remember getting 80% on that game while doing a shitty job. Obviously this was TAS, so I'm guessing the game couldn't count certain hits?

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Yeah fucken right, that is totally software assisted and no way in real time.

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Why?

fresh oc

How so?

You have to go back

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the eggs we get from chickens aren't fertilized and never can be once they leave the chicken.
they're basically useless other than being eaten.

Every time.

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IQ used to pretty much just measures a persons understanding of the culture of the western elites
Now its just rigged to get a "normal curve"

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watch it again, guy pumps like 10 seconds worth of bullets into the one npc.

page 13 where's the new thread

Which of these squirrels am I going to fuck? The answer might surprise you.