Guys why is Vault Tec so evil?

No.

Vault Tec clearly has time machine technology. In the next game, you play as a vault dweller who has to time-jump between different periods of American history in order to fix the timeline from Vault-Tec's evil plan and save the wasteland while looking for both your father and your son who have gone missing… but inadvertently end up becoming your own father at some point during your adventures in time. This, coupled with the radiation of the wastes, has understandably fucked your genetics to the point where you are sterile, and you have to clone yourself and sneak the clone embryo into your wife so that you can repair history and have a son who will go missing later - but who is ALSO YOU.

FUCKIN GENIUS.

Great artists are never appreciated in their own time, I tell you.

Because Bethesda can't write.

4 teh lulz!

now now, this isn't rpgcodex. you don't need to pretend any of the fallout games were good.

You know, just because people display those symptoms doesn't necessarily mean it's radiation. I get tired, dizzy, space out, and slur my speech all of the time. It's just sleep apnea.

The whole experiment could have been debunked if somebody just brought his CPAP along.

what a dogshit piece of writing. It reads like something a fifteen year old wrote

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You do know it's not considered normal to be so obese that you need a machine to help keep your rolls of fat from clogging your airways and suffocating you in your sleep, right?

They're corporate deep state. They don't care about the individual, much like a medieval lord would not care about a serf.

They were supposedly doing research on psychology and sealed environments in preparation for space travel and colonization. No point spending Trillions to establish Space America if your colonies secede or go red.

Ask a lorefag.

Fuck you, Emil Pangolin you piece of shit.

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You do know it's not considered normal to be so obese that you need a machine to help keep your rolls of fat from clogging your airways and suffocating you in your sleep, right?

He's just ahead of the times a bit. Give it 15 ~ 20 years. It will be normal. People who can actually walk under their own power, and breathe without machine assistance, will be seen as genetic freaks who hit the "perfect body lottery", and will be looked on with hatred for being "shallow and vapid" enough to care about the state of their bodies - or will elicit concern over suspicion of dangerous eating disorders.

It's already happening.

Man, you can shove that alarmism up your fat ass.

Because Fallout 2 fucked up the lore beyond repair years before Fallout 3 fucked up everything else.

What is up with you contrarian fucktards flooding every RPG thread? Fuck off already

It started happening en masse around the time of the shitstorm at 4cuck. I bet we're being flooded by halfchanners

My erection has lasted 5 hours now. Is that normal?

This has been the 4th fallout 4 related thread I've seen today.

In addition, I'm noticing people starting to shit on New Vegas. What's going on? Are we being flooded with bethesda marketers again? What's the occasion? Is a Fallout 4 GOTY edition coming out soon or something?

No, we're being flooded with halfchan refugees.
Those guys got shilled hard, bought this pile of lies and now want to discuss it.
And god help us if they try any of the games that are popular in here. They'll try to join discussion of those and come out with such gems as "Wtf, DF isn't hard like you guys said!" or "I want ENB shaders and porn mods for this game!"
Oh wait, they already did that. Well shit.

Why don't you Pipe Her?

Oh, we absolutely are, chucklefucks from halfchan either think they can come in here and continue throwing their garbage everywhere or come in here because they're attention whores.

We don't get shills here, we get monkey see monkey do. I bet this was a thread on 4chan and someone wanted to make it here so they can be OP with a big thread.

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because its run by men like doland drumpf

That didn't exist in Fallout 1. It started in Fallout 2, and it wasn't what the original creators intended. The wacky hijinx of Vault Tec experimenting on their entire customer base is fan fiction that got authorized because $$$.

Ah yes, threads making fun of Nintoddler manchildren playing video games in public are cuckchan, because of course they are.

I think you're all overanalyzing this, OP only wanted

This. Also: I'm not fucking fat, goddamnit!

We do though, it was confirmed a marketing company hired by bethesda had us on a scope list along with halfchan during fallout 4s launch for some reason.

Of course they were naturally more successful on halfchan. Webm related.

You need to go back.

I was amused how that backfired and resulted in Boston Salt Party.

Anyone have that picture of half the steam goy fullchan group playing fallout 4?

Because they're a parody of liberalism run rampant. All those horrible and unethical social experiments are the kinds of things liberals dream of inflicting upon the world.

froc undergoes virginity test

how have i never seen this ?!

Found the problem.

wew must've missed that thread

They didn't expect anything to actually happen, and so when it did, it kind of caught them off guard.
That said, later games made them autistically evil. Started out being more or less neutral, maybe a bit reckless scientists. Then they went full retard.

Most unlucky, considering how shit women are.
They'd be constantly at eachother's throats, and the guy'd just get tossed around like a rag.

quentin please

He'd be extremely tired of listening to the constant nagging and backstabbing/drama/fighting going on between the wimmins. It would be pretty maddening to have 999 girl friends user..

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