Shambhala

Shambhala

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and i presume at some point you might enlighten me... luka?

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no it's chocolate with creme something or other in it. i actually have no idea what's inside.

did u like it?

I only listen to anime music now.

i think i'll nibble on the chocolate and give the rest to you

not a fan of sweets!

dude no kidding! houkago tea time ii is my favorite album

i'll yan your dere samchan

I can't break my nindo way

manaka wth thats really freakin gross lmao

whats 'nindo'?

but it's a waste if i just throw it awayyy

this is making me a lil uncomfortable

It's my nindo my ninja way!

download mp3 you tube
.com

or other silimar sites

what is?

she has a pretty face
:)

so it's like your bushido warrior code?

this idea of you eating the outside of a cadbury creme egg and then giving me the rest

www.youtube-mp3.org

saveitoffline.com/

all u need

o..oh..

uhuh... so what i got here is a webm and the audio i want (sortof)

wish i could crop the audio to a proper place...

anyway the possible lulfactor is greatly outweighed by the effortfactor thereby rendering the entire exercise... pointless.

yes

how does that not strike you as very odd and gross?? is that something you do a lot??

what is it that you're trying to do

i know video editing

i've never done that

nope
it has point

moar pls! ♥

lunno... i grabbed some audio from youtube to add it to some shitty webm. dunno how to add the audio.

where im stuck is cutting the audio so im not running the entire file but anyway... im over it

lmao you're pretty wacky sometimes manaka

enlighten me further... pretty please

edit it in movie maker or vegas

if vegas convert webm to mp4

video.online-convert.com/convert-to-mp4

and just use this

its new
refreshing
OC
Original Content

people want to see it
where is it?
why are you making it, people want it, what are you doing
i'm bored... sama didnt make any kewl things today for me to watch ;~;
rip

and the least helpful poster award 2016 goes to.............................!

lol i went the total opposite direction and rendered it down into its basic .wav fie components in cubaseAi. now i have like 30 little wav files

samchan please

Thats right

why

tell me what u want ill do it for you

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was gonna webm a pickle down my pants to the tune of yoho hoist the colors... there

that's cool. what rules do you have to follow?

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wtf

absolute madman

i dunnno... seemed like a good idea at the time... now i have 40 little files to delete and my crotch smells like pickles. so there ya have it

well
hopefully the other person makes it good way

I always believe in myself and the power of friendship.

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Pretty much.

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cave adsum

that's rad. i love it.

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3804

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believe it

eks
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jhg

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what's the matter, samchan

...and if you MUST know

yes.. I am eating the crotch pickle

gay

its not gay if MY balls touch it...

neeet knee

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youtube.com/watch?v=2Vub-LwwZ-c

bump...

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dream of me banchives

...i think of you when I go to the bathroom boo

i wouldnt have it any other way dad

...make this face and bear down.
and groan

its shiiiihnnnnnn
its SHIIIIIITHNNNNNN

then i stick my finger up my bum to get the rest out...

and thats how i became boos daddy...

help, samchan

hang on im not done jiving boo... ill be with you in a moment. hold please

*soothing muzak plays

WutFace

> > archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989

then i mold it into little boo shapes and make tea... with little gingerbread cookies. oh how we sing and play.

quick samchan, i cant take it anymore

i'm too nervous to enjoy anything ;-;

let the muzak flow through you and calm your nerves

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and then after a long day of playing with the little shit hes all tuckered out. i give him a little bottle i also molded and he falls fast asleep.

the end

I CANT

*muzak stops

thank you for holding, yes this is sama speaking
how can i help you today?

this was perfect...

doooooooooo doo doo dee doooooooo doo dee doooooooooo doo dee dee doooooooooooooo doo doo dooooooooooooooooooooooo>>1128597

i'm really nervous i cant operate normally

is this a bumbum problem?

its okay to sit on your bum manchan...
its ok to ut your bum on things... my bum is on this chair

youtube.com/watch?v=qJfnOdVeHxg

someone i know online is visiting
and asking to meet

parents are involved

youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3BAa26QJs

thats so weird
Why would anybody tell their parents

youtube.com/watch?v=P4wP26vfLWE

nono manaka's parents

uhhh... so its really not a big deal. aside from the initial awkward moment. youll be fine. just hide your hard drive and the CP you have on thefridge with you pharmacy magnet. oh... and put up your cum rag. you only make that mistake once... trust me

because it's a family vacation

not mine

OH
that makes sense

or did they choose to visit this town because of me

OKAY well, they wont be visiting my house, but they're my guest and i'm their host

my duty is driving them around town

i have forgotten how to converse in indonesian

and how to address someone else's parents politely

oh... okay, ignore all that shit i just said then. youre fucked...

youtube.com/watch?v=8hORJf87Nwg

oh woops my bad :\
what's to be worried about? have fun!

YOU ARE NOT HELPING AND NOW I HAVE TICKLY FEELS INSIDE STOMACH AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO STOP IT

EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG

panicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanicpanic

youtube.com/watch?v=hEwDAnOYBQI

so what if everything goes wrong?

begin panic mode... NOW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

awkward situation where i'd rather die

SAMCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

youtube.com/watch?v=y5lQKCv57KY

so you'll feel awkward for a couple hours in the worst case scenario no big deal! and you're charming so i'm sure it'll just be great.

WARNING WARNING WARNING

ALERT LEVEL SET TO DAY ZERO

relax, itll be ok manaka

sunuprecordings.bandcamp.com/track/part-iii

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ITS FUCKED
WERE ALL GONNA DIE
WARNING
WARNING

Chobits was a gift from the gods

nice

first the news was so sudden, i'm unprepared
second i dont really know their background
third i'm responsible to drive them around town which i admit i'm not that good with direction
fourth they'll try to spark a conversation which i'd be too nervous to answer
fifth it's three of them versus me by myself
sixth i know I WILL MESS UP AND CALL HER BY HER ONLINE NAME
seventh yes it's a girl

YOURE SUPPOSED TO HELP SAMCHAN

I DONT KNOW IF I"LL BE COMING BACK ALIVE

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agreed

hai batr

like the new support lulu buffs

:3cc

hello there how are ya

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SETTLE YOUR AFFAIRS

THIS IS THE END
BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
THE END

you can do it, i believe in you

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youtube.com/watch?v=OK_2Es9xK9U

learn all that stuff as you go and do your best with the directions. plan ahead where you're gonna go. dont worry about the conversations cuz that'll make it go worse and it doesn't matter if you call her by her screen name.

not bad... munhcing on a crotch pickle

i dont understand this webm but play a game with me

bleach has never been so tempting to drink

i know i'll mess it up somewhere

it matters since it's not exactly a name but something you'd ..well.. jokingly insult your friend with

i know youll manage

youtube.com/watch?v=GOVr-lQ3gno

well what is it

"tsun"

I STILL NEED TO cALM MYSELF

how do i dress, formally or casually

could be worse...

do you really think this girl's parents are going to know what that means? and even if they did it's not really that insulting at all.

casually ya goofball. unless you're gonna marry this girl and you're meeting her for the first time.

clothes

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relax, youll be good

wear this

youtube.com/watch?v=1Srh3iPZBVY

her parents*

...dont forget to shove a pickle in your pants

it will come up in conversation... trust me

jeans and shirt?

i wish i have armor

IS THIS A GOOD LUCK CHARM THING

just use alot of internet memes... tell her dad no u alot, call him a fag... or greet him as sup fag. and dont forget the japanese honorifics

30 minutes left

youtube.com/watch?v=uQvf5NQY7l8

you could. i'd go jeans and something with collar

YES IT IS VERY GOOD LUCK TO HAVE THE LARGEST PICKLE YOU CAN FIND SHOVED DOWN YOUR PANTS WHEN MEETING A FRIENDS PARENTS

SOMETHING WITH COLLAR GOT IT

I DONT KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY HUGE PICKLE AND IT"S TOO LATE NOW

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hey manaka

25 cm penises

is this ok

yes

Gotta eat big to get big.

And never forget. Gloots for the sloots.

This is my contribution for the week.

perfect

you're gonna do great!

thatl do manchan thatl do...

much 2 sick

lmao

;~;
manaka is not a lady?

helpxz,,

y-you expected otherwise?

Why the hell should that matter or not?

youtube.com/watch?v=fjBWWS4558I

lol he didn't claim to be

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youtube.com/watch?v=FvFrSG37idM

this surfing shit is pretty good... would make good whoopie making music

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you mean the song i linked? no no no this is the whoopie song on that album youtube.com/watch?v=m62RTsTVPLg

you want some LOVEMAKIN music boy?

oh yea... hey Bard... i saw this an thought of you.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm__TU45RWo

WHERE THE FUCK
DID THIS COLLAB COME FROM??????????????/

:DDDDDDDDDDD

kovio pls

Scarlet why did you beat your gf?

im listening to the full album...

marked for next

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ah okay good

they did 2 tracks together at the same show... the other one is called blanket

im enjoying it...

yes

it matter

:c
rip

he so mysterious...

armour made entirely out of rock, to smash dragons with?

you look good in that

manchan is a man baby yea

No it doesn't You fucking idiot
literally everybody her eis a guy
When someone desn't even claim to be a girl in the first place? How dare you be fucking dissapoonted when they arent?

'oh hey, just because you don't have a wet ass snatch I dislike you now'

Fuck you luka

[. . .]

giraffage was grooving then it cuts and clips up as the beat drops... no sir this is not the proper vibe for sama to make whoopie with

i love when theyre on Holla Forums the most

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oh noes

no

OKAY thanks guys.. i'll wear it and go now

have tons of fun!

have fun, dont die... leave the pickle. i was only effing with you

Do you have any idea how shallow you are?

no u

[. . .]

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god i hope he didnt shove a pickle down his pants... he can take me so literally sometimes

he has a huge crush on u

cant crush the bromance...

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brb

afk

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now this is sum good whoopie makin music...

ein stoßen

luka... do you wanna make whoopie with me to this

youtube.com/watch?v=9vUJ0NF10t0

That song is so clams casino sounding

bard, tuck me in

i marked the full album for listnen later

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much 2 sick
nini tho boo

oh... wow

this songs is actually beautiful...

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i meant sama

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no yes to the hoopie then... hey alright.

cant lose em all...

*tucks you in

...yea boo the cab driver was scary

*hums a lullaby about monsters under he bed

ni ni boo

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yes?

whoopie goldberg

i want to be read a real story

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... not exatly what i was talking about
youtube.com/watch?v=vbpn-DxeMKM

but hey... ill take it

what did she mean by this?

there once was a young barmaid from Vielle
on her breasts prices tatooed of ale
and then for the blind
upon her behind

she had the same done in breille

i just realized it was so light in here because everyone is at AX

she must think that.

she looks pretty~
:D

youtube.com/watch?v=iDG0axL_46Q

im digging this loop bard put me in...

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mmmm nais

soundcloud.com/veniceav

AX hasn't started yet, it's just 2 AM

Speaking of which, /bed

eh... this one was trying...
but ermm... it felt slow in the weak sorta not feeling it way.
:s

lol nite colbsy... you damn dirty lurker

im just liking the general vibe in the soundcloud link...

yeah some might be okay...

Lurk is life.

This tbh fam.

creep creep creepan

nite party people...

During a sequence depicting Antarctic penguins laying eggs, one penguin in particular looks to be in considerable distress. The narrator (voice of Morgan Freeman) comments on this, and the camera zooms on the penguin. The penguin rocks back and forth before falling over, and struggles on the ground for a short time. A large group of penguins then gathers around the other penguin, and the narrator comments about the cruel nature of life in the Antarctic. Finally, the penguin screeches, and a fully formed, naked Hugo Weaving erupts from the bottom of the penguin. Hugo Weaving lays in the fetal position on the ice, as the narrator wonders about why this footage was included in the film, citing its graphic nature. The film continues afterwards, although occasionally both Hugo Weaving and the (now deceased) penguin can be seen in the distance.

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Male penguins guard the egg and keep it warm.

I guess you're already gone. The fit is good, but I'd have gone with a different sleeve roll, that one looks a bit loose and like it will come undone, unless there's a button midsleeve or something.

not all penguins
thats emperor and some others
mating habits in penguin species vary a lot

now talk about something you actually know about and help me out
im dying here

Oh, we were on March of the Penguins and I saw that movie. Guess emperor penguins is all I know.

Witcher.

I mean, I'm assuming you want me to pick a game for you to play. You seem to do that a lot.

damn
next pls

Overwatch

poor bard

Am I the only one who thought Manaka would be fat? Can't just be me, right?

He is quite poor, isn't he?

I didn't think he would be fat, but that's just because he's a young man, and the obesity rate for young men in Indonesia is statistically fairly low.

theyre just talking about bard being sick

*hugs*

I make assumptions about people when they refuse to show themselves, though.

I know he's sick, I don't even want to think about what goes on in that head of his.

why would you think that?

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Hello

youre a real goofball

manaka has posted pictures of himself before tho i think

I don't think that has much to do with it, anybody can take a nice picture if they try long enough.

Too serious to live, too goofy to die.

I've seen his hand. I've never seen a body shot. I still haven't seen his face. But what do I know?

Only really the helmet one during the TC.

Not showing face is on a different level, that's a bit more of a privacy thing.

i think a blend of deathly serious and unbelievably goofy at once is the best way to go

there were legs in stockings too at one point maybe i think (???)

Doesn't want Grim to dox him, come to his house and immediately begin hitting on him, I know.

Nah, that's not Manaka.
Oh and that one TC in dark where you could see his face.

tell me about things.

Like a Gallagher show at a funeral.

It's a very real threat we all live with. All we can do is hope that he focuses on Samus statues and the children he teaches instead.

oh all right i wasnt sure

more like a eulogy that is melancholy and funny at the same time

Or a eulogy for a melon that died of cholera.

kaybe post selfie

You'll have to be more specific.

I sleep with a shotgun most nights.

btw I did the nap, went to bed at 11:30 and woke up at 4. I just woke up from another nap from midnight to 4, so maybe THIS TIME I can tackle the whole day without falling back asleep, exhausting as that sounds.

or perhaps died from a gallagher show

Good punning.

i want...knowledge...
out of you.
i want to need you, is what i just now realized.
i've figured it out... i can't feel happy with what i have, i would rather know about things from you... and your perspective... to know what you know.
i want you.

tell me about things in your life, thoughts you may be having and stuff that's on your mind...

Sorry I'm fat and self-conscious.

Like, need special shoes so that I don't get foot infections fat.

I went to bed at about 12:30, woke up at 7. I'm probably going to be asleep by 10 for something I have to do in the evening. You should keep a log of your sleep hours so that you have something to muse over when you get older and have nothing left in your life.

It's an epidemic.

Yeah, I sleep with a shotgun too. Right in my mouth.

I NEED AN ADULT

oh my god...

I've seen manakas face, know his name, know where he lives, and you know what? He gave me all of that info. Because he trusts me.

*hugs kindly*

this is the start of a beautiful relationship

lmao

I have no idea how to take this

Maybe you can settle for some childlike naivety.

Take it simply. I just want to lend you an ear.

Grimmu, it's a joke.

Also save me.

watermelon murder is no joke

hi grim

it's love, test

And because you threatened to blow up his house with his family inside if he didn't tell you where he lived. Not too bright, that Manaka. Heart's in the right place though.

Why

What do you need saving from, my child?

Fine, laugh at my weight problem, just like everybody else. Real funny.

wow grim is literally a terrorist

Yes, it's so easy to just destroy his house at will while I am in a drunken rage. Could be done with a waggle of a finger.

Good morning.

I lost it all, where do I get more?

Well, conversation is a two way street for me, I'm not really the type to enjoy talking an ear off as much as I enjoy being talked to.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me

That was a bit too easy

ax

*hugs you*

Lol Holy shit. Cap that for me please.

You have Luka like
Hitting on you

ONCE in a LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY

I think that ALL fruits matter. Why are you so bigoted? The watermelons need to look inward before they start blaming everybody else for their cultural problem.

He has brown skin, yes. And now the TSA can't even search him every time he goes to the airport because they'll get called racists. The whole world has gone mad.

The shadowy reach of India exceeds all known expectations.

Traumatic head injury might be worth a shot.

Tell me your wants... dreams, goals...
where are you going?

You're more the type to bite an ear off

Who is hugging me

What about it

something about heightened care for another
she's taking an interest in you test when has she done that ever

what's with the fixation on racism/bigotry being in both these responses?

what are you most excited about doing there

I'm reading the newspaper and watching the news right now, it's just stuck in my ear at the moment. Hopefully Alchemist chooses that ear to bite off and not the other one.

I ship Test x Luka..

lates

(did he just say "tele"?) at least watch kardashians show not idiots saying racism is still a big problem

Love feels important. In the grand scheme it really isn't. I do still want it in my life eventually, but it's really not for me right now.

Later

I didn't want to use it for the same gay shit as you, for fear of cramping your style.

There's none I would enjoy, and that's why I'm studying business. Might as well have a cushy management job at Caterpillar if there's nothing I really want more.

love is the most important! what could be more important than love?

the devilsnare scene in harry potter

you really are such a delight.

Tele is, like 2/5ths as long as television. God. What a chore to type out. I don't know who or what the Kardashians are, also.

Oh yeah hi.

There's nothing gay about drinking milk and sucking on hotdogs, okay? I'm a red blooded American.

I haven't spoken to you since That bowie fellow died. What was his alter ego called? Iggy Starbucks?

Actually... i have nearly always sort of desired to be a creator...

You enjoy managing business? controlling assets? Filling forms? doing complex economical math?
Or do you feel that, that would weigh too heavily on you? The micro and macro management stacked on you in set deadlines?
Do you think it will take all you future time up, leaving little for actual rest and entertainment hours in your life?

"tv"

"tv"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a reality show about a family of exorbitantly rich models

and kanye west

Water? Good dance moves? Having a functional fallout shelter for when the bombs drop?

Love isn't a force, it's just a chemical reaction that makes social bonds more pleasant, primarily familial and sexual ones. There are other things that bring pleasure as well that involve less of opening yourself up for hurt, embarrassment, and scorn. Love is a good thing, but it's hardly the best thing.

Most things?

Yeah, or Witty Cornflakes or something like that. But man, that guy sure could play the violin, right? I'll never forget him.

People might get confused and think I'm talking about teverculosis. Terrible disease, that. Turns you into a vegetable.

Are they hot models?

I'll take that as a no.

this is probably the best thing right now.

I didn't know you studied business Test, what field?

If you don't learn to love the bombs, you're gonna have a bad time.

i dont know that there are other things that match love in pleasure. but not only does it grant simple pleasure, but i think it's part of the gateway to true happiness!(not receiving love but loving)--and to make oneself vulnerable from time to time is extremely valuable!

absolutely nothing

"no"

they're models yeah they're attractive

i'm pro-kimye

Heroin probably beats out love pretty handily.

If I wanted to watch models I'd just look in a mirror. One that I'd taped pictures of models to.

"Kimye" sounds like pig latin.

i guess maybe in pleasure but then again pleasure is FUCKING RETARDED and a WASTE OF TIME

kim kardashian
+
kanye west

kimye

I will not enjoy those things. And I'm okay with that, I've accepted it. Big adult "career" type jobs that you go to college for always take up a lot of time. Part of growing up is biting the bullet.

Artistic pursuits are for two kinds of people, the talented and the dedicated. Be honest, would you consider yourself either? Don't say "I'll become dedicated". That's not how it works. There are people who since they were children and well into their adult life all they do is draw in a notebook every time they have to sit still and can do nothing else, and by the time they grow up they realize they're good at it because they did it every single day for hours. Writing is even harder, I'd say that MUST just come down to talent.

I'm only two years in, I have no idea what I want to do with it. I guess I'll probably study finance like EVERYBODY ELSE.

I'll attempt sex with one.

There's no such thing as true happiness. All happiness is both temporary and fragile. Love especially is the kind of happiness notorious for fading. Falling out of love is easy and sudden and sickening.

i just mean true happiness in the sense of what you could call contentedness with pleasure
think of the love of a parent. that doesn't fade easily or in many cases at all. that kind of mature love is essential to happiness, but the kind that fades away i'm not even sure you could call love.

oops i mean
i was contrasting contentedness with pleasure

As long as you find something that you enjoy outside of your work, it should balance out in your life with the business you handle.

I can see it... i can envision it. but it's just something i will have to figure out myself.
If i wasn't seeing things i may desire or envision, i wouldn't have thought of this direction would've i?
would it really be there in my mind to want, and want to create these things.. if i really didn't want to become one. so i have to wonder... if i was not created to create, then what else am i to do with what i've been given. Ultimately it's up to me to figure it out.

I'd take pleasure over time any day.

Sounds like something I couldn't look at without throwing up all over myself.

Afterwards you can turn over in the covers and whisper breathily into its rivets, "you were the bomb," right before it explodes and kills you. Hot.

it's still better than listening to people talk about racism

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I'm only three years in, not that much of a difference.
I'm doing some informatics thingy, seems kinda relevant but not all that interesting.