Watch Dogs 2 Sales Drop 80% in the UK Compared to First Game

needs purple hair and a seifuku

It's a chair

Why do the British have shit taste in games?

But that's the problem. They can't.

No, user, that's for the first game.

How the fuck is that any better?

What a shock that the sequel is doing poorly.

Wasnt the first game received badly?

What made them think to make a sequel?

Considering how shit the sales were for this one, many learnt their lesson.

80% is fucking insane. It's time for investors to drop Ubisoft for good.

Better question is why americunts like yourself are such corporate slaves. Why do you put corporations above yourself and defend them like they're your Gods? It's them who have to win you, people or video games in this case won't die if Ubi go under. No wonder your country was full of shit.

3rd time this year for a AAA game, they've been going into overdrive lately.

For all I care they can just keep doing it until they file for bankruptcy.

As San Andreas has shown, having a black MC can work well enough when it's appropriate.

Being a blax0r is firmly in the realm of lefty fantasy however.

San Andreas sold on the GTA name, not because CJ was a nigger. They could have slapped a tranny on the game and it would still have sold millions of copies.

Oh lovely, they are attacking DBZ now.

I want you look at this 7 min video, and tell me if Triple A gaming doesn't deserve to burn.

Is Lenni suppose to be a attack on Milo and Wikileaks?

These are not games. They are entertainment products marketed to consumers with an interest in video games.

That reminds me of Saints Row: The Third. Another game that got "diversity" right. I played through the game with a black tranny, which added to the hilarity. Yet, they never even mentioned the wide variety their character generator offered in their marketing for the game.

Ubisoft must fail, so video games can live.

Remember screwattack were always Proto-SJW cucks. They gave movie bob his first job for the love of trump.

Drain the vidya gaem swamp.

Why are you so new? ;////
like omg did you just register your account here because reddit banned you? how weak lmao

What I find really hilarious is their hubris in thinking people outside of Europe, that were not directly affected by Nazism, would give a flying fuck about being offensive by featuring not-Hitler.

It's this kind of cocksure arrogance that the whole world is their San Francisco bubble that makes people instinctively dislike libcucks on a very primal level.

movieblob did a similar thing about halo

Even people living in countries directly touched by nazism don't give a fuck any more since it was over 100 years ago.
t. Pollack

This is not a sign, that games with SJW agendas fail, it's more a sign that the safe bank of sequel-itis doesn't work anymore.
But being creatively bankrupt, they can't do anything else, so they are doomed to crash.

Don't say that, you'll trigger Holla Forums. Without Nazis what other bones of dead horse do they have left to beat to distract people from finding out their whole ideology failed spectacularly back in the 1960s and hasn't gotten better since?

Oh, it's a clear sign that marketing your games to the tumblr crowd and race baiting them by putting a nigger front and center doesn't work.

Same shit happened with Birth of a Nation. Turns out the paying majority could give less of a shit about coons.

Surpsied didn't called Halo islamophobic because the covenant used suicide bombers and masterchief named after a bible verse. And he the hero.

AAA games get marketed to normalfags, because that's where the money is, fam.
You assume they put the nig MC in there to get someone to buy the game. This isn't case. Everyone who is targeted by "diversity" gets the game for free.
normalfags stop buying those games, not because they have nigs and trannies in them (nobody cares), but because they got bored of sequel number 47.
tl;dr Uninspired rehashed shit doesn't sell anymore and "progressive themes" exclusively put in for corrupt review scores doesn't help it.

I'm so glad this shitty game is failing, hopefully it sets an example for publishers to not pander to SJWs.

While it's true that people don't give a fuck anymore even in Europe, it was not over 100 years ago.
t. Someone with basic math skills

Source?

2016-1945=71

71

He is lying, here is the source proving him wrong.

How does it feel to have autism?

pic related

Who also enslaved those races and propagate war.

I guarun-damn-tee you there will be a huge amount of racism on both sides during first contact, and in Halo's story's case they found out about the Covenant when the Covenant fucking invaded.

The Covenant is an allegory for muslims anyway, suicide bombers, caste systems, culture that kills all non-believers because they want to control everyone, Religion is used in law (with the figureheads of religion in power), it's essentially one of the best fantasy commentaries on the true threat of this era, the Muslims.

They made a sequel?

I didn't even know there was a sequel coming out. I heard the first was shit but here's a real question: does WatchDawgs 2 have any redeeming aspects?

I'm sure it's likely trash overall because Ubisoft but did they do anything right?

WW II was in previous century- fact
Century is 100 years- fact
Ergo, it was over 100 years ago.

Ebin shilling, $2 have been deposited in your account.
👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂

Because any time a big AAA game fails, it's a hit for all the shit companies' practices. Consumers are less likely to buy the titles and less likely to bother us with their shit opinions. Gaming will only get better when sales will get at their worst, interest from shitty tumblristas and casuals will wane and people will be able to work on their autistic projects the way they wanted to, not the way the market wants them to.

No, it's the same as every other Ubisoft games from the last few years. Only with more ugly and even less believable characters.

Yeah, it's obvious to anyone by now that they're too fucked up to ever stop. They're all more concerned with:
A. quotas-over-merit hiring practices & B. cultural marxist propaganda
(IE. whites, men, heterosexuality, history, pride, masculinity, borders, nuclear family - must all die)

& it shows in the end product. Every time you wind up with a pozzed, subversive, soap-boxing piece of shit cobbled together by vagina & melanin-based hires. There is no end to this, there's nearly an entire generation brainwashed with marxist shit especially in silicon valley where all the tech-related products are coming from. Hell, just nuke San Francisco & start the U.S. tech industry over.

Why waste nukes? Save that for the upcoming crusades. Give commiefornia what they want and let them secede.
They don't even have their own source of water.

They have nukes. If they seceded & took control over those nukes the entire western world would be wiped out for being too problematic before they even had time to start starving to death under socialism.

Common Core, everybody. Here's the results.

Bet they'd deem them too icky and gross.

[NOPE TOO GROSS, SORRY]

obviously meant for

It had pussies texturized in it, which got removed but the texturized and meshed penises got to stay. So not really anymore. Who wants to play as a black character anyway?

Or more hilariously, it was 1000 years ago, seeing as we're in a new millennium.
Your logic is heavily flawed.

Did your father practice his golf swing on your head or something? You cant possibly be this retarded.

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Is it?

Is it?

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It feels good to be so autistic that I can count to 100 and also perform basic subtraction

I was born in the previous century - fact
Century is 100 years - fact
I am therefore over 100 years old - fact
Being so much older means that I am right - fact

So was I. Checkmate, terrorist.

I remember back before the first game came out when Ubisoft said that they can only make games like Watch_Dogs if they could make them into big successful franchises that they could pump sequels out of. Guess it's not going like they planned.

Such a shame to see this iconic property flounder.

I know it says it's real, but is this real?

Deep in your heart you already know the answer.

Yes

Because we are fucking tired of pandering in general?

We are tired of fucking games media shoving their pretentious hipster garbage agenda.

This

How old are you user? Are you 117 years old? Do you look good for your age? Do they let you drink in bars yet or is your state 121 years old minimum to drink?

Theres a reason why marvel and DC make all their money from movies now, and comics are netloss. It's comics+ era, and its a shitty era.
if you ask the genius over here , he'll probably let you know it's been like this for over a century.

Considering the amount of replies he got I am now wondering if we got a new wave of people from reddit or something. Do you need everyone to add a "JK" to their posts? He was clearly making a joke and you guys fell for it twice

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we are reaching the dark depths already user.

The nightmare is real, you can't wake up.

Koishi…

I'm just that good.

How long have they shoved their shit political agenda into comics/cartoons, two-three years? I've been waiting since 2013 to see these faggots fired and ruined for making pretty capeshit with garbage writting, but it's not happening

Oh yeah your right, I only just now realized that he wasn't being completely serious. Thank you for enlightening me because I had no idea he was actually joking and was completely fooled. Now that the wool has been lifted from my eyes and i've seen the light let me contribute to the great discussion full of different opinions and debates going on in this thread.

Watch dogs 2 is shit.

Anime does capeshit better than Americans anyways.

there is literally nothing wrong with this, the best way to show a villain is truly evil is to make him sexist and antisemitic, that's writing 101

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I hope you're baiting m8

Is this bait?

Is it? You tell me.

THIS IS IT

Feels like forever.

tbh finances are not a problem for (((them)))

Interracial porn has -always- been hugely unprofitable (pretty much 0% profit or even negative one every month and year) yet it keeps going, and even growing and expanding.

I don't know if you've been paying attention but Warner Bros' cape films have been barely breaking even during opening weeks and are critical laughing stocks. Batman v Superman's failings itself caused shakeups with Warner executives, and forced them to hurriedly change Suicide Squad in the hopes of making it seem more "light-hearted".

Besides, DC's relaunched their comics and have said "fuck it" to their political pandering, cancelled stuff like Sensations Comics (pic related), and have gone "back to basics". Ever since then they've been kicking Marvel's ass in comics sales.

Comics were a mistake.

Because the people that make those games are a disease

10/10 bait, you got quite a few replies.

thats nothing

Good news for DCfags I guess. At least one of the big two has something resembling sense.

Shame Marvel seems to only be doubling down on the agenda pushing.

Yes

Clever post-modern method of presenting the dehumanizing and anti-individualism of the rightists.

Marvel artists can't even draw dirt?

BE NICE TO UBI SOFT OR THEY WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

I laughed.
This fantasy of the coffee-colored numale is really weird. There's a Pizza Rolls ad out there where some nig with problem glasses and low test cuddles with his white girlfriend.
it's like they redid Urkel and want him to be the SJW ubermensch.

This is some deviantart shit, right?
RIGHT?

Look at these two pages. This is what writers at Marvel think an unhinged maniac sounds like.

Are you sure that the first one isn't a Holla Forums edit? Otherwise, holy shit. They're the unhinged maniacs. Also,

No edit, that's exactly what the mentally ill cucks over at Marvel wrote.

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Its all real son.
People are paid to write that shit.

This in retrospect is the funniest shit ever.

I met Red Skull at NPI this weekend. Nice guy.

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They try to make it out like he is being insane and an asshole yet he is 100% right in everything he is saying.

This edit is amazing.

Good to see Jim Sterling get more acting roles.

Still can't believe that fat fucker is getting 10k a month for the garbage he puts out.

But that the Red Skull user.
Hes a villain, you have to follow my label.

That's clearly his wife.

Also a reminder

That's clearly Jim Sterling in a drag.

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Checked.

But you have to keep in mind that the monetary amount is not reflected in the backer amount. Among the millions of gamers, casul and YouTube whores, 4,500 people are giving him money, roughly two dollars per average donator. All I can say to that is that it's a very, very small amount of people in the vast multiverse of retards with spending money.

at least he does more than those two

I don't own the game but I did get to test it. I think that Super Bunnyhop hit the nail on the head.

Ive seen it dozens of times but it pains me everytime.
I don't even like capeshit.
I liked Crossed though, that shit hurts

So Jim is pretending to be cucked by himself?

See here, it's an even more clearer picture. A vastly smaller amount of people giving their paychecks.

Exactly and his wife's son is probably his thai ladyboy.

For whatever reason he chooses to keep his homosexuality a secret.

Jim Sterling wanted to surpassed Anthony Burch

Not doing a very good job.

bruh…

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Post the Islam Is peaceful issue that said peaceful Muslims saved the world from zombies and racism. Not even kidding.

I know…
I used to like it

i would understand if she was really hot but why bother with Jabba cousin

I still can't help but love how they write what they think sounds awful and evil only for people to end up liking the "villain" and cheering for him. It's like Teagan all over again.

Have you seen the guy?
I bet she also resembles his mother. That'd make even more sense.

Pretty sure it's Jim in drag and it's his alter ego.

Can anyone spoil me the ending? I want to know what this "hack of the history" is.

The writer

They let merica know that evil bad guy was going to make riot police robots.

I think that's what it was.

The writer.

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Isn't the fat tumblrina the villain of the game? Aren't you supposed to hate xyr? How is making the villain into a disgusting SJW stereotype a bad thing?

Dedsec needs to collect followers(this is a fucking thing, their computers will combine processing power to fight against ctos the ebil surveillance program) they fight against hipster douchebag silicon valley zuckerburg and saying dindunuffin when they use fucking military-grade drones, explosives and guns in fucking Commiefornia.

That's a villain, they're SUPPOSED to make you want to punch them in the face numbnuts

He was meant to be tranny Milo. He the leader of a racist sexist internet troll group.

Like our God Emperor Trump said:

I love seeing bad people fail.

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I guess you're talking about Crossed +100.

Why would you ever say no to robutts?

That's retarded.

Some people don't know what's good. I'd get enslaved for this.

So this is another case of projecting. SJWs know they're utterly repugnant people so they try to paint their opponents like SJWs themselves actually are.

Can't rape the willing user.

Wow, so ebil.

Do these comics release any sort of sales chart? I've heard they've lost readers because of this liberal propaganda but I've yet to see any proof.

I think they had a spike due to the novelty.
But its diving down hard

Marvel has so much cash from the Avengers movies they can basically run their comics department as a charity. I don't think a single one of their books is breaking five figures.

Both DC and Marvel are bleeding money out the ass. It used to be comics sold fairly well, nowadays if they sell a tenth of what they did ten years ago it's considered a success.

The cycle goes thus:
1. take intellectual property that is currently not pozzed and selling fairly well (relatively speaking)
2. pozz it up and get some outrage marketing going
3. spike in sales in the first couple of months as tumblrtards get drawn to the newest shiny like vermin to rat poison
4. watch as sales plummet after that as the leftist go masturbate to something else and core fans walk away in disgust and rage
5. cancel title and start the process anew

Take Squirrel Girl. She went from meme character to the current abomination, and the real kicker is that the first reboot title was selling so poorly Marvel canceled it… and then hired the very same writer and artist duo and relaunched the title anew for whatever ungodly reason.

Nowadays most comic book stores don't even sell comics. There's more money to be made from TCG shit like Magic than from comics, not that even that is gonna last long as Wizards of the Coast is right up there with Marvel with the pozz.

the main shit they sell is t-shirts and funpopco abominations

Wonder why they still haven't adapted to the interbutts.
It's what's kicking their ass
Probably the shitty movies

Squirrel Girl could have been good, but Marvel hired a woman who can't draw the same face twice.

The more time goes on the more I realize women should have been kept in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, maybe beaten a few times each week least they get funny ideas.

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You monster, once a week is the ideal if there pregnant, you don't want to hurt your son now do you?

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I'm sure we can hammer out a reasonable policy on how much of a beating they deserve for various infractions.

This is an anonymous internet board, no woman is gonna give you a handjob here.

Letting women pretend they are equal and have intrisic value is the luxury of opulent and soon to be dead civilizations.

Beating women is enshrined in the Qu'ran.

Anyone got the edit of this that makes it seem like an actual readable comic?

At least we'll get a good laugh when they try to apply their Women's Studies degree when confronted with Jamal and Ahmed.

No user, you are the cuck.

All I see nowadays are news of games doing badly.
What the fuck are people playing, then?

older games and gamecube/ps2 emulated

That shit wasnt even well seen during the middle ages
Go back to >>>/r9k/

Most AAA releases are selling poorly
People are too busy with mobile, F2P or smaller releases to care.
Spreadsheet sims and smaller niche and AA releases

They can start being women again anytime they want.

Until then, they're not my problem, nor my responsibility, they've made that clear enough.

How much beating are talking about, exactly?
It used to be common to slap them a little in the rare occasion they did something silly.

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I'll remember this as a prime tacit to trigger and flush out all the Holla Forums cucks next time.

stay
mad

Heres your reply
>>>Holla Forums

Unless it was something serious like the realm or marital problems that shit was looked down with disdain by the other lords.
Physical violence was accepted, but not over nothing.

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You're both complete retards

It was common to at least slap them if they were being cunts till like the 40's. You don't have to look that far back. I also think you're exaggerating the situation. It didn't have to be that serious. Like Connery said, it can happen when she drags the discussion for too long, unnecessarily.

Worth mentioning is also that women back then knew they wouldn't get away with nearly as much shit as they do today and didn't push the envelope nearly as much.

Also, public opinion was not even remotely as forgiving of their tantrums as it is today, so it was both a combination of men being allowed to discipline the child and society not mollycoddling and enabling her spoiled behavior.

Yeah, it was a rare event.
I also don't think it was supposed to be a full blown beating. Just a slap with the open hand. People wouldn't be OK with seeing women with bruises all over walking around.

(((Investors))) are probably the ones that pushed the liberal agenda in vydias. If it wasn't like that, this cancer would have died a year ago.

(You)

Thats funny, both my grandmothers and their friends who married during the 30s say otherwise.
Maybe you should stop listening to liberal propaganda.
And that shit never happened in public if it did happen.
It was as common as today

IIRC there's a law in Florida, still in the books, but not practiced anymore (obviously) that allowed husbands to beat their wives with a cane if the cane was no thicker than their thumb.

Clearly, society and the law tolerated more than just a slap, though I don't imagine anyone looked all that kindly to a man that beat his wife for no good reason.

If this is the case, how are Marvel and DC still afloat, if all they release it total garbage that no one buys, why continue doing it? Is it just because they can live off the money from the movies and the fucking merchandise?

After all, running the cycle of something new and (((shocking))) with every new run can't possibly last forever. Because once every hero is a transgeneder, black, disabled midget with a dildo stuck up their ass and the whole industry is 100% cucked not that it isn't already. Won't their customers move on to something else to fuck that up instead?

fuck, what am i saying, they'll happily eat this shit forever

Because propaganda machines dont care about profit and are kept afloat by (((other))) means

Anecdotal evidence. It was common enough for a law to be made around it
It's pretty common knowledge that it used to be common. I'm not going to look up sources now so feel free to disagree.

Never said it did.

Not quite.

Don't be silly, it's perfectly legal to own a knife in Britain.*

Hmmmm.

That shit cracks me up. Are those for real?

There's nothing funny about crime prevention, user.

My granddads say otherwise, guess our grandparents cancel each other out m8

Like said, kikes are willing to burn cash for propaganda. Just look at Soros, or how Disney stuck a nigger in TFA for no other reason than propaganda despite the fact big markets like China and India despise niggers, to the point they had to minimize him in the Chinese posters.

Holla Forums will tell it's because no one cares about comics, but that's a circular argument at best. Truth of the matter is that they want to further humiliate and demoralize the white majority, especially the white men, and the destruction of their childhood idols is one way to achieve this.

Partially, yes. You'll notice that no merchandise or movie actually features non-legacy characters. They still haven't gotten brazen enough to fuck with established expectations, but give it another decade and they'll reboot the movie MU with the diversity squad.

The core fanbase has already moved on. No one buys comics anymore, but all the kikes need to do is chase after them. What hobby or medium is there that isn't pozzed to shit? Anime and manga?

People basically need to go, metaphorically, to Japan, to get entertainment that isn't cultural poison. This is an attempt to establish cultural hegemony and create a self-perpetuating propaganda machine that doesn't require constant leftist intervention to keep on track and they're succeeding.

What do you think
Does someone have the pic of police confiscating a bike wheel?

Not even once

My picture's from America, pinhead.

I'm pretty sure that's Australia.

Just the price we have to pay to live in a civilized country.

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Shid, wrong thread, mock me ;-;

wrong thread, user
I think you got HACKED

Who you callin pinhead?

Get that shit outa here nothing will ever replace cuckle

It was fun to play the first watch dogs and kill every tranny, fag and Mudslime that popped up on the phone. Niggers were promptly run over too if I wasn't doing anything, though the place is filled with them so you could get distracted by running over coons nonstop and end up getting spotted by the popo.

In the end I still dropped the game like a rock when I had to tail that fat dumb nigger and the mission was such a pain in the ass and I didn't care if I finished the game because I already got my lulz.

I'm glad the sequel failed. Maybe some other company can make a sandbox game with hacking that isn't a rushed whiny agenda ridden drivel.

I freely admit I got excited for the first WD, but only because Ubisoft promoted it as a vigilante simulator.

What they delivered was a watered down AssCreed clone with a shitty story about sticking it to the man. I was expecting the Punisher and all I got was an edgy Hackers rehash.

So we can see them pick themselves up again.

Are you sure this isn't an edit?

Here's the original. The only thing that was changed was switching "rancid nation" to "Zionist nation".

I wish I could make a 10 hour webm version

I'm tired of hearing this dumb thought paraded around as fact. Every Marvel title around this time ended and relaunched because of a massive comic event called Secret Wars where both the Ultimate Marvel and Marvel universes were destroyed. Since it's a shitty Marvel crossover event, the Marvel universe was basically returned to status quo, save for a few differences. The relaunch after less than a year of #1s turned off people so bad that Marvel's already isolated fanbase were turned off even more.

And they just so happened to relaunch the wildly unpopular Squirrel Girl comic, with the same shit writer and same shit artist, just because.

Even though I agree 100% with this, it had to be written by a leftest who thinks what the villain is saying really is evil. mostly because

DC actually ordered their writers to stop pushing SJW-shit because they were leaking money.
Marvel, on the other hand, decided to double down despite leaking even more money than DC. But they also seem to get unlimited funding from Disney.

Learn English, spic.

Might be just a cry for help from a writer that is clearly regretting the path his life has taken.

So wait, what did red skull do wrong.

Being a sane man in the current year.

Yeah but what actions led to him being the antagonist in the comic? Thought crimes?

Wanting to rid the world of Jews. No good deed goes unpunished as they say.

A DC villain is proposing a holocaust? I didn't get that from the two strips that were posted, though I'm assuming you haven't read the comic either.

What?
Who are these people?
Have they ever read a comic in their whole fucking life?

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Does this wierdo simulator have denuvo?

Seconding this question.
I wanna pirate it for the bugs.
The first one was so broken it was hilarious stumbling upon all the stupid shit they left in.
Then they patched it and I never bothered finishing it.

I don't believe actual human beings created this thing.

Women are not human, yes.

the salt from authors of the song adds the flavor to it

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The song is kinda catchy, but I don't agree with what Holla Forums did.
That's pretty much the same shit rapefugees and SJW's do: arrive somewhere that's better than you and ape their culture claiming it as your own.
Heil Trump and all that, he's a good guy, but some of his followers are retarded as fuck.

is my vid the original?

What did Holla Forums do, bitch on a comments section when the authors politicized it?

Nope, original is at youtube.com/watch?v=GCaYB2N1adc

Some Canadian mob.

No one knew the song until it aired on SNL with Trump dancing. The comments are spot on.

I mean trump version original, the short one

And here we have a leftist cuckold trying to shill false equivalence.

That's far worse than what the left is doing clearly. We are all monsters for disagreeing with Holla Forums.

I think so. There are thousands of versions on youtube now.

nigger that song was never on SNL.

seems to have just crazy effect and transitions

Actual rape?

What exactly did Holla Forums do according to you? Cyber harassment?

Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.

Well shit.

they'll attack anything from Japan. reminder that all this brainwashing boils down to shutting out competition, and not just from a business perspective.

Well, that's what you get for forcing a franchise that nobody really asked for outside of retards.

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Smaller company games, AA, imports combined with maybe 2-3 big titles yearly (Read big multiplayer games). GTA Online is huge as well.

Problem is not that games are selling poorly its that they're marketing toward progressives who don't play fucking games. Moral Bankruptcy i believe it is called, going bankrupt pushing Political Correctness. Now let's all look forward to this studio being shitcanned.

I sure hope so.

They didn't 'just so happen'. Every single Marvel comic that was going on was relaunched. And it wasn't 'just because', it was because of that big crossover comic reason I stated. Do you remember that thing I said?

I actually watched the video and it comes down to "No, Dragon Ball Z was not Nazi stuff. There might be some insignificant traits shared due to the general everyone-plagiarizing-everything storytelling methods of humankind, so maybe possibly incredibly old things have some stake in the depiction of certain entities. Also some of it was just coincidence."

Buuuuullshit. That's one of the oldest fake facts around, trying to give a backstory behind "rule of thumb".

I wonder what people who coded this game think. I bet they had billions of great ideas for making this game better but were shot down by literal retards.

Won't ever stop being funny that feminists took 'meninist' seriously.

Why do people make 3-10 hour versions when you can litereally just right click the video & select the "Loop" option?

Also, here's that video in 1080p. People re-uploaded & re-compressed the 540p & 480p versions until it was as choppy as a meme jpeg on Facebook.

Because you can't loop on your phone or something. I wouldn't know since I don't use my phone for this kind of stuff. Its what pleblords respond with when I tell them to do that.

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just gonna drop this here

I remember decades ago when magazines and guides had some mind-blowing shit like the fucking invisible PC in Red and Blue hotel and some crazy fucking cheat codes you'd share to your friends at school and become the coolest kid around for like two days tops. I guess now they need to do SOMETHING to make their strategy guides have enough pages to look worthwhile.

Absolutely incredible

"People" buy those "guides".

Hell one of the main villains was a none for a while.

Just edgy leftists being edgy.

Mah nigga.

And just take a look at the crazy cat lady who wrote this piece of shit.

Thats amazing.

They're ALWAYS in some stage of progression towards hambeast aren't they

On the next page they show how his speech leads to young americans becoming terrorists and blowing themselves up, which is bad as long as whity does it.
It's just Marvels meager attempt at forcibly discrediting sane logic.

hmm

You mean 70 years ago? lol
But yes the Jews are losing their grip on peoples minds because most people werent born back then

That means someone might exterminate more white people, like the jews, if people forget about history

Yes?
YES?!
OBSESSED WITH WHAT?!
OBSESSED WITH WHAT?!?!?
This is why I never read comics, once I start I can't stop until I know everything

Some here need to bite the bullet and play this fucker just to mine all the poz and post it here so we can all point to it and laugh
just make sure yo pirate this crap, Ubishit does not deserve your shekkels

True dat
San Andreas Nigga was likable and the casting choise didn't seem to "in your face"
I still could not play that game, the only thing i remember is hom much color orange there was in it all the fucking time
However, i belive the problem with watchdogs is not niggers, it's hipsters
Imagine a game with pic related as the MC
It'd be da sheit, that's one nigga in whose boots i wanna step in
the diference between the Cole Train and the dindu from Watch Nogs 2 is that the Watch Nogs didndu is a fucking hippster while cole is a motherfucking alpha

Why did they make Thruss look puertorrican?

I think its mathematics, engineering and chemistry.

I like seeing AAA trash fail.

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Fuck this whole country.

He looks more like a pawn store owner to me

Mericomics have been posed from the start
Remember the Silver Age when Political Correctens was in it's peack?
remeber pic related?

Archie comics and DC comics though they were not called DC at the time pushed for this shit as much as they could becaus it would completly crush their competition, anihilating anything that wasn't over the top silly and childish wich is the market in wich DC and Archie comics ruled with an Iron fist
Everything else that did not toe in line with them got canned, thousands of generes got cannes, horror, sci-fy, fantasy, action, noir, romance,, all that was left was the ultra sanitized PC comics from the Silver Age midly kept afloat by how cheap they were and how little copetition they had from toys and TV for a kids atention

It wasn't until the 90's grim/gritty/rad/edgy era that comics could finally have a breath of fresh air and escape the bullshit sillyness of the silver age, but of course Jewery ruined that era because of the collector speculative bubble and editors trying to abuse the loyalty of nostalgia fags who kept buying their shit no matter how bad it got
now it's gotten so bad that even the most hardcore fans are dropping them and they try to pander to normalfags and tumbirettes to stay afloat

aw shit, he does!
how many of these keks do you have?

Ironically, it was Marvel that pushed to stop the censoring of comics by releasing an anti-drug comic despite the CCA refusing to approve it. Kind of makes you sad when you look at the state Marvel is in today.
Hopefully, people will look back at the shit they're pushing today the same way we look back on the infamous "slap a jap" cover. As unintentionally hilarious and embarrassing propaganda.

i'm tired of explaining this but my youngest son is not the product of my wife having an affair. He is biracial and my wife and I are both white, so people tend to assume that my wife got around. She didn't

Fucking kill me

i think the reason is when you ask most people what they would like to be doing they would say watch dogs, instead of watch dogs too.

Will try when Denuvo gets cracked or my cucked buddy buys it

I think it's really strange that feminists go on about how men are inherently violent, but all of their media contains power fantasies in which they commit acts of physical violence against men

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Jesus fucking christ it's the dumbest, most inconsistent shit with these writers.

It's because on leftists heads, anyone who's against social justice cancer is literally ISIS. Remember when they did this with Gamergate episode of CSI?

Ops, it was Law & Order.

Yeah, but when that episode was released no one on either side of it was really content with how it portrayed anyone. goddamn was it a gold mine though. I'm moderately disappointed we didn't force it to bane-tier meme status.

It's a full circle from being an edgy pre-teen.

You do know he wasn't saying this himself, right?

this either means that they don't really even understand their own theme or they're gonna do a "u got hax3d" thing but i'm not sure if that's a smart advertising move

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The biggest thing about Nig Nogs 2 that pissed me off is that they wrote their MC as a literal gary stu
Fuck off with that shit, Ubisoft.

I really want to play this, but this character. god the fucking cringe. Her character will be outdated in a year.

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Jesus Christ, how do you fuck up this badly? Did they delete the light source and put it back in so that they could get a half-assed cinematic lighting?

Ubisoft better crash and burn soon, I won't tolerate anything else.

But that's fucking wrong, it is a Trump parody. Almost same slogan, thumbs up sign (Trumps most common gesture), similar family name.

lighting in games uses multiple sources to appear more realistic. It may be "one light" but in actuality it's multiple lights, most of them are cones by the looks of things.

It still makes zero fucking sense for why that light is off. There's no logical explanation, you're saving next to no processing power, it isn't a huge drag to render compared to everything else, it's just fucking stupid.

You had one job, user.

as someone whose only net positive experience with comics was punisher max, this is insulting