No Goys, Fidel Castro Is Totally Not Justin Trudeau's Father

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

THIS JUST MOVED ON THE AP WIRE
TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS

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By Associated Press February 17, 2018

A story claiming that Fidel Castro was the father of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not true. The Canadian government denied it, Cuba has never claimed it and Trudeau’s parents never visited Cuba until several years after Justin Trudeau was born.

The Feb. 1 suicide of Castro’s oldest son, Fidelito, spurred the most recent report on several sites, claiming that Fidelito left a suicide note referring to Justin Trudeau as his half-brother. A theory that Castro was Trudeau’s father was also shared widely on social media after Castro’s death in 2016, when Trudeau caused an uproar over remarks praising the late Cuban leader.

The Canadian government denied the reports this week. Justin Trudeau was born on Dec. 25, 1971, to the late Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau and his wife, Margaret.

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theglobeandmail.com/opinion/castro-and-trudeau-a-famous-but-also-fraught-friendship/article33058005/
macleans.ca/society/life/8-canadian-political-sex-scandals-and-one-maybe/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Ghent
youtube.com/watch?v=WfZLPXvI7xE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_grain_robbery
republiquelibre.org/cousture/CIA.HTM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Sinclair
jesusfamilytomb.com/back_to_basics/alternative/bloodline/stclairs.html
bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_blacknobil07.htm
conspiracyarchive.com/NWO/Rothschild_Grail.htm
jasoncolavito.com/blog/henry-sinclair-the-knights-templar-and-the-holy-bloodline-a-chronology
coolfrenchcomics.com/wnu16.htm

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

Trudeau’s parents never visited Cuba
it depends on what the word is is lawyer talk. There's the couple and there's the whore.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

One of these things is not like the others.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

checked. Castro was always traveling secretly and why wouldn't he visit his good friend pierre with the crazy wife.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Possible, but wouldn't a trip like that have been publicized since she was the–at the time–Prime Minister's wife?
Hell, it'd be bigger news because she went alone.
Unless she flew by private plane. Or claimed to be going to America, then once she got here no one gave a fuck because she's a leaf so who cares?

Fucking please. You think the FBI, CIA, etc in the '70s didn't know to within five feet where Castro was at all times? Ignoring satellite coverage, Cuba is WELL within range for Blackbird or U2 flyovers.
Air Force bases along the Gulf:
<FL: Patrick, MacDill, Homestead
<AL: Maxwell, Gunter
<MS: Keesler
<LA: Barksdale
And that's not counting civvie airports or private airports.
They'd have known any time he traveled out of the country, body double or no.

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Margaret was a total slut, 5 mins od searching and you can dind nudes of her.

You can also find pic of Pierre and his wife partying ans having a good time with castro. Its well documented they where friends and the Trudeau's would visit him often.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

You think they would have murdered Castro in the company of employees of the Canadian Government?

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

This was literruleh made up here two years ago.

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

I admit I had my doubts, but this makes me believe it's true.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

What the fuck? Have we memed too hard?

Sputnik Brazil, La Razon, Time, GlobalNews.ca, NOLA.com, Seattle Times, Daily Mail, Seattle News Live

They all covered this.

REMINDER GUYS KEEP IN MIND WHO SPINS THIS STORY, WE CAN TRACK THE NEWS PAPERS THAT ONLY REGURGITATE THE AP FEED!!!

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

Why the fuck did the Canadian government even touch this "rumour" at all. They've just led credence to it and now I can't even find an article i read 6 months ago about Castro traveling to Canada for secret talks because the results are clogged with "No, Fidel Castro is not Canada PM Trudeau's father".

11278088(heil'd)
It probably is, she was one of those bipolar sluts that are well beyond being helped.

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

Off by one. KILL ME.

Yep. We're going to have to dig.

Dude, don't forget The Rolling Stones ran a literal train on margret Trudeau.

Margaret Trudeau spent her sixth wedding anniversary without her prime minister husband, instead partying with the Rolling Stones at a Toronto nightclub and later in Mick Jagger’s limousine. The rendezvous sparked rumours that she was having an affair with the band’s front man. She later disappeared to New York. The scandal signalled the end of the couple’s tumultuous marriage, but Margaret Trudeau denied having affairs with any members of the Rolling Stones, later telling a conference on mental health, “I should have slept with every single one of them.”

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I apologizxe. I'm way drunker than I thought.

I gotcha fam.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/fidel-castro-visit-montreal-april-1959-1.3871200

Why the actual fuck did they re-release a 2 year old article? What the fuck?
thesun.co.uk/news/2280272/bizarre-theory-fidel-castro-is-canadian-pm-justin-trudeaus-father-emerges-online-after-internet-sleuths-discover-some-mysterious-coincidences-and-similarities/

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Why the actual fuck did they re-release a 2 year old article? What the fuck?
Infowars-tier sites will probably run the trudeau=castro story again in response to the Ass Press's article…
They want to gin up the "fake news" hysteria so jewgel and the rest have some datapoints to leverage into crushing dissent on their platforms well before the 2020 elections.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Do you think the US wasn't controlled by jews at the time? Commies were also jews, they allow the top puppets to go where they want just like podesta today. Castro went all over the world and probably fucked the queen. The only ones excluded from this were Mao and Kim all the other commie ring leaders and american fat cats were in bed with each-other propagating infinite war they personally didn't need to spend a dime yet made millions due to money printing, all thanks to juden.

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Pierre

He and Max Keeping used to hang out an awful lot. I think Peter Hayman joined them on a few occasions.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The drinking age in Hull was effectively 14.

Parker Morales
Parker Morales

i need fresh memes

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

wouldn't a trip like that have been publicized since she was the–at the time–Prime Minister's wife?

Canadian media was pozzed in the 50's. If you want to keep your media job, you look the other way when the politician is at the gay bar with the underage twink.

Can't get it past your editor? Well, the Canadian version of (((Securedrop))) is called Frank Magazine. Oh, just bad timing your contract wasn't renewed after leaking your hot tip to (((Frank.)))

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

You shouldn't drink until you're that inebriated user, we need healthy comrades right?

Hudson James
Hudson James

later telling a conference on mental health, “I should have slept with every single one of them.”

See . Lawyer talk.

"Instead, we were so high on coke there was never ANY sleep. Being airlocked by Mick, Keith and Ronnie Wood was trippy!"

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

They want to gin up the "fake news" hysteria so jewgel and the rest have some datapoints to leverage into crushing dissent on their platforms well before the 2020 elections.
Correct, but by bringing attention to this story (true or not) they are inadvertently raising public interest in Trudeau's background, which is far from flattering. Not to mention the fact that his utter stupidity is finally starting to catch up with him, and the last thing on earth his handlers need right now is for his upbringing to become a topic of discussion.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

If you kill the internet rumour, it wins.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

I'm way drunker than I thought.
You should smoke weed instead.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

The overfed look will forever be repulsive to me.

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

Weedman is now delaying legalization until August. Bikers have to make their money back I guess.

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

Can you get the munchies from smoking cock?

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

I live in the US, m8, so whatever you're trying to say is irrelevant. Cannabis is a positive intoxication, alcohol is a negative one. Cannabis is a drug, alcohol is a drug and also a poison, in any amount. Drinking alcohol is like bashing one's head against a brick wall to get high.

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

Obligatory Margaret hanging out a CeeBee GeeBee's with the rolling stones picture.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

By all accounts, she was absolutely in Cuba around the time that could make it possible for his mother to have conceived Justin with Castro. The Trudeaus palled around with Castro and visited Cuba regularly, and Pierre was a total lefty cuck long before it became fashionable.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

is that down there what i think it is?

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

Aye, that be that bitches bush.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

federally illegal drug is safer than alcohol

We actually agree. I'm in the US too but I don't want the hassle of dealing with ICE so I'm one of those sXe faggots until my contract is up.

Yes

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

Bad news Pierre.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

That is the brush one finds in a desert. There is a camel hiding the (((oasis))).

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/castro-and-trudeau-a-famous-but-also-fraught-friendship/article33058005/
Pierre Trudeau's and Fidel Castro's paths crossed for the first time in 1970, when the Canadian government sought to negotiate the exile of members of the FLQ, who had kidnapped British trade commissioner James Cross.
Justin Trudeau was born December 25, 1971
macleans.ca/society/life/8-canadian-political-sex-scandals-and-one-maybe/
Margaret Trudeau spent her sixth wedding anniversary without her prime minister husband, instead partying with the Rolling Stones at a Toronto nightclub and later in Mick Jagger’s limousine. The rendezvous sparked rumours that she was having an affair with the band’s front man. She later disappeared to New York. The scandal signalled the end of the couple’s tumultuous marriage, but Margaret Trudeau denied having affairs with any members of the Rolling Stones, later telling a conference on mental health, “I should have slept with every single one of them.”

Luke James
Luke James

Trudeau’s parents never visited Cuba
Ever heard of artificial insemination?
too fanciful to believe.
Those sick women who take the love of "bad boys" to extremes by marrying convicts with life sentences, are known to bear children when the convict pays someone to smuggle his jizz out of the prison.
A turkey baster is all the hardware that's required to perform the procedure.
It doesn't strain credibility at all, that a Castro fan girl might have done the same.

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Pierre got cucked by that guy with the crazy beard.

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

IIRC DIDNT TRUMP CUCK PIERRE TRUDEAU AND FUCK MARGARET???

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

So you're saying this thread is a Kushner-led Cadre disinformation campaign to hide the fact that Trump is Justin's real father?

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Ever heard of artificial insemination?
The first successful use of IVF was in 1978. Castro's son was born in 1971

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

you answered your own question
now the results are buried past page 10 on google, perhaps lower, that are actual facts

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

the castro thing is just a funny meme.

Now if you want the truth his mom was a slut that fucked mick jagger and cucked his dad

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

the castro thing is just a funny meme.
lurkmoar

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

"this story is fake and unbelievable"
"we have to make sure no one believes it"

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

The boys sure are brothers. Even the blond one has that faggoty smile that JT has.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Sounds like you Putinfaggots got your cuck-tier дезинформация placed in the AP. The KGB knows the truth, while you Putinfaggots continue your bullshit активные мероприятия.

You guys are getting too obvious, thus, you should kill yourselves.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

Based Stan.

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

the castro thing is just a funny meme.

It's not a meme and there's nothing remotely fucking funny about a Cuban Cuckoo being voted in just because women wanted to fuck him.

Joseph James
Joseph James

What a candid family.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

The USA has been more or less controlled by kikes since the Treaty of Ghent

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Ghent

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

I've already seen people posting examples of facebook preemptively telling you that this is fake news when you try to post about it. Weird huh?

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

are you referring to this? youtube.com/watch?v=WfZLPXvI7xE

no, trump just saw someone else fuck that slut

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

truth is a meme
The most dangerous meme of all, you stupid fucking kike.

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

If you supress an internet rumor, it wins

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

Not unless they could make it look like someone else did it.
My point was that they knew where he was at all times. Thus, they'd know if he had a bastard with some leaf broad.

Do you think the US wasn't controlled by jews at the time?
No, but we know for a fact it wasn't as bad as it is now. There were still elements that supported America first and actually did their jobs keeping track of commies like Castro.

Canadian media was pozzed in the 50's. If you want to keep your media job, you look the other way when the politician is at the gay bar with the underage twink.

This I can believe, but it doesn't change my point: if Fidel had any bastards, it would have 'leaked' long ago straight from CIA.
Or would've been quietly used against someone like Canada, who we're allies with, in order to broker better trade deals or something.
<Oh BTW, we know about that thing with Castro… might want to talk to your husband about [upcoming deal] for us, or that information might leak to the press.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

Yup. Upper left has a lot of Iberian in him. Other two don't.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

email that to them.

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

Do you guys think Pierre fucked ALL of those kids, or just Fidel Jr.?

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

IFV is "test tube baby" egg implantation.

Artificial insemination has been used since ancient times.

Pierre was sterile. They're all Castro-Sinclairs.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

"Well I'm a broken man on a Cincinnati runway.. cough…cough…"

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

The list of people Maggie ==didn't== fuck is shorter.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

This I can believe, but it doesn't change my point: if Fidel had any bastards, it would have 'leaked' long ago straight from CIA.

Or would've been quietly used against someone like Canada, who we're allies with, in order to broker better trade deals or something.

Gee, what's going on right now? Oh that's right, NAFTA renegotiations!

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

Wonder who "Ben" was?

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

crazy beard

Maggie WAS the crazy beard.

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Wonder who "Ben" was?

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

LMAO!
It will take me a while to recover from that! :D

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Drinking is all I have left these days.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

Also applies to
I'd missed that one. Thanks user! :^D

Jordan James
Jordan James

A theory that Castro was Trudeau’s father was also shared widely on social media after Castro’s death in 2016, when Trudeau caused an uproar over remarks praising the late Cuban leader.
No, the story was spawned when Justin's whore mother got up on that brown cigar and rode it until she got pregnant with the faggot who's accelerating Canada's demise right now.

Also of note: There's a Greek legend that children born on December 25 will be snatched away by trolls, who will carry them to the underworld. There, they will spend their lives trying in vain to chop down the tree that holds up the world. If the letters K-E-K appear anywhere in that story, I'll blow my fucking brains out in the sure and certain hope /our/ faith is for real.

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

wew
checkin your dubs
pls live

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

My mom's college friend vacationed in cuba as a little girl with the Castro's her dad was a Soviet diplomat and brought his family over occasionally

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Focus on what you can create instead of what you have. Times will be hard, downright terrible and hopeless, but it is your duty to have faith in and fight for your race.

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

Ben "Canuck Cucker" Garrison
Ben "Maggie's Montana Man" Garrison
Ben "Just Fuck Me" Garrison

Parker Young
Parker Young

No articles yet have mentioned that Pierre and Maggie were undoubtedly at least near Castro in the Caribbean during conception time.

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

Zing

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

M-MODS

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

That they felt the need to cover this story obviously shows they are afraid. Ive seen all I need to assume this is probably true.

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

wheat

There is a yuuuuge Ukrainian population in the prairies who never forgot the Holomodor. They had and have a lot of influence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_grain_robbery

William Morales
William Morales

The one in the bottom left is Michel right? Hes dead now. "Snowboarding accident"

James King
James King

CIA and FLQ

The whole War Measure Act thing was an ultimatum to the clowns to get the fuck out of town.

If you can read pepsi, here's an interesting page.

republiquelibre.org/cousture/CIA.HTM

Real Quebec separatists aren't marxists. Lesveque was a good guy. Pariseau and friends were the ones that fucked things up.

t. anglo-Quebecker who thinks they should become a US state eventually

Matthew James
Matthew James

The whole War Measure Act thing was an ultimatum to the clowns to get the fuck out of town.
The RCMP were caught blowing up barns and such, performing flase flags. When the actual commies had already killed a government minister and kidnapped a foreign diplomat with intentions of doing the same, they really didnt need to be blowing shit up and framing them for it too if they wanted to rob Canadians of their charter rights.

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

Oh and also, they flew them to Cuba on a Canadian army aircraft without blowing their heads off like at the end of that movie where they roll up in the stationwagon and everyone suddenly dies before boarding the plane.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

Why are you shilling against it? Use every weapon, even if it's not true.

But it is. Because Trudeu is a Cuck.

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

The RCMP were caught blowing up barns and such, performing flase flags.l

That was actually later. RCMP security intelligence (now CSIS) had infiltrated but the CIA was giving a lot of support to the FLQ on the DL. (They hated Pierre too, they knew he was a pedofaggot but couldn't say anything.)

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

You cut that out.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

"Air Canada is now smoke free! If Stan Rogers was alive, we'd get him to sing about it." – scenes from an ad agency

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

Fidel Castro was the father of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

WHO THE FUCK CARES ????

Theyre both communists, theyre already siblings in spirit, what does it matter if they are related?

John Flores
John Flores

why is it curious that a half breed bastard son of a cia controlled cuban communist and the whore wife of a cucked canadian pm, is himself elevated to become the canadian pm?
go kill yourself

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

Moreover there is no need for either party to visit Cuba. Could have met in Canada or another location. They are just pivoting, again lawyer talk/thinking.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

The infograph says they could have met anywhere in the Caribbean.

Personally I think Pierre preferred boys and was also sterile.

Also want to look into the Sinclair (Saint Clair) bloodline. Recall that the press always called him the Dauphin (heir to the French crown) when he was in opposition.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Sinclair

jesusfamilytomb.com/back_to_basics/alternative/bloodline/stclairs.html

bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_blacknobil07.htm

conspiracyarchive.com/NWO/Rothschild_Grail.htm

jasoncolavito.com/blog/henry-sinclair-the-knights-templar-and-the-holy-bloodline-a-chronology

coolfrenchcomics.com/wnu16.htm

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

You think the FBI, CIA, etc in the '70s didn't know to within five feet where Castro was at all times?
They didn't know Trotsky was in Mexico until after he was assassinated in by the KGB; in Mexico.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

It comes to something when they couldn't find a wanted man who was openly fucking a Mexican psychopath with a unibrow.

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

That SAW meme

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Heterosexual

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

He won PM by coasting off of the reputation of his cuck father and the average canadian being too feminized to understand what a quivering pussy he is, there really isn't that much to it

t. Canadian

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

Also, weed.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

bump for hilarity

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

If you supress an internet rumor, it wins

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

fecesbook have some AI that spies and tries to countermeasure you.

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

They have a team of "mods" from cucked orgs like the SPLC to determine what is (((real news))).

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

Here's a couple that sealed the deal for me.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

i had to look up images on google of fidel castro
i thought someone just shooped trudeaus face on the "castro" side in some of these images
its uncanny

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

The only thing slightly different is the eyes, the nose jaw and mouth are nearly identical to Castro's. I honestly believe he was bred for this time of finishing off North American whites. Had Hillary won, the destruction of this continent by the 2 of them would have been damn near irreparable. Thankfully, he is less popular in Canada, than Trump is in America. The combination of Wynne destroying Ontario and him being an insufferable cuck, has opened a lot of peoples eyes to (((their))) plans for Canada. Even here in the heart of pozzland (GTA)

Jace Price
Jace Price

WTF is wrong with that archive? It shows nothing

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

You are in the degeneracy capital of Canada?
I hope you have a support group, that city in a 40-50mile radius is an absolute deathtrap the week that logistics break down.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

Possible, but wouldn't a trip like that have been publicized since she was the–at the time–Prime Minister's wife?
Hell, it'd be bigger news because she went alone.
Unless she flew by private plane. Or claimed to be going to America, then once she got here no one gave a fuck because she's a leaf so who cares?
Actually, Margaret Trudeau was bipolar and is well known to have traveled around by herself cucking Pierre Trudeau during his prime ministership. Her taking a trip by herself to get knocked up by Castro is not outside the realm of possibility by any means

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Trudeau
Neat excerpt from Kikeipedia:
Over time, the marriage disintegrated to the point that, as recounted in her book, Trudeau had an affair with US Senator Ted Kennedy. She was also associated with members of the Rolling Stones, including Ronnie Wood and, according to Keith Richards's autobiography, Life, Mick Jagger.

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

made up
Hypothesized