If you had a holosuite

what program would you design?

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i'd probably remake the yugioh series, but i'd allow the holosuite user to build his own deck rather than use yugi's one
if there's a fee for the holosuite, it would make me rich

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But HoloSUITES are cheap garbage. What you want is a fully formed HoloDECK

Why don't people bump into the walls on the holodeck?

same reason they don't walk off this
they think they're walking, but they're not actually moving

Because sci-fi SCIENCE (aka magic). Star Trek does a good job of including actual science much of the time but when they need something as a plot device they will magic it into existence despite the fact it wouldn't work.

A holodeck simulator

A wife.

And on that simulated holodeck I'd simulate a holoplanet.

90 ELF VIRGINS, ALL RIPE FOR THE FUCKING

FLAT ELVES, TITTY MONSTER ELVES, DARK ELVES, CATGIRL ELVES, MYSTERY ELVES, PSYCHO ELVES, JEWISH ELVES

Good taste.

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A program that allows me to go into the computer.

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Happiness.

make a room full of puppies
pet all the puppies

Kill yourselves, cucks.

YES. This is exactly how it must be.

Same.

That is like dividing by zero, you want the system to crash?

Solitaire

what are the differences?

Living with my waifu and having unlimited vidya to play with no time to worry about wasting.

Gensokyo.

There's already a known method for that.

Does that also work with Solitaire?

the holodeck holds everyone in place with a level 2 force field and uses holograms themselves to create the illusion of distance
this is canon by the way

I don't really get the meme. Basic math rules taught in school say that dividing by 0 always lead to 0.

Your school is wrong, dividing by 0 is impossible, you'd have to divide a number to infinity

I know what you're thinking but it's the difference between 0/3 and 3/0. Zero thirds is just zero. There's nothing. The inverse of that is impossible though. You can't have multiple nothings

fuggen tribes

not that piece of shit we got a few years ago, an actual good one.

I see… so the order of the factors is really relevant for the result?

Sounds like you need to brush up on these basic math rules.

Very much so. Where did you go to school user? This is elementary level stuff.

Of course!

Conmutative law doesn't apply to division, nig

Well, I Was tought in elementary school that the order of the factors was irrelevant to the result. 3x5 was the same as 5x3.

Well… now I'm realizing that 3:5 isn't the same as 5:3, so yeah, bully me because I'm a stupid faggot.

Just realized that while writting

Bully bully bully

In order of most wanted to least wanted:
CoC and/or TITS with 100% less futa and traps
Exploration-based dungeon crawler.
Light and fluffy fantasy RPG
Legend of Mana
Other porn games less aligned with my fetishes
A heavily modded TES game (assuming that the holosuite would help take care of the shitty AI)
Train Simulator
Truck Simulator
Sim Ant

I would create a workforce of free labor. Holo-sweatshop. Use it to develop portable holo-technology for augmented reality.

And then I'd bring mai waifu everywhere.

6/2=3
3*2=6

6/0=0
0*0=6 ?

Wait, what? so you can make holographic stuff real?

I would program people to be intelligent enouth to develop a cure to age and even develop an eternal youth medicine for my own use, so I can live forever in perfect biological conditions, then I'll become leader of my own country and genetically modify and raise orphan girls and boys to be my waifus.

a light gun game, thats it

how old are you? was common core introduced during your formative years?
I'm genuinely curious, I won't be mad if you're underage.

I'de live in a Fantasy RPG with a lot of sex situations. If I ever get in a game over state it ends in a few hours of sex. Whenever I beat a large portion or overcome a large hurdle it ends in several hours of sex.

Or

You're placed in a Fantasy RPG but beating the game kills you irl and dumps your brain in to the system so you can live there with your waifu while you go on adventures and shit for several years (moments compared to real life time) Your brain or whatever enables your sentience will eventually deteriorate and you will "truly" die eventually but you will go out in a final act of pure glory, loved and remembered by the NPC's that you interacted with, the tales of your triumphs and victorys will go down in the games lore The next player who joins will continue your saga with your name being the most recent in the list of legendary heroes who saved the land

I'd just remake Hatred in first person.

I'm over 30 and my country is not famous for having a great education system.

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Modern Math teachers are shit. Really that's the most likely reasoning. They explain shit to students based on methods "Approved" by others rather than actually trying to describe the methods in a way that individual students can understand.

ONe where I could make my disgusting fetishes a real thing!

Oh, also a real Kaiju simulator. Little city all around you, choose the avatar to be projected around your body then have the fuck at it.
This is one of my fetishes as well

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
3:5 ISN'T JUST LIKE 5:3
TRYING TO MAKE MATHEMATICS
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

Basically the same tho. That's why we shouldn't ever make one.

I bet you're lying but I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't.

I wish I were lying. It would mean I still had a chance to change my life.

Your life isn't even halfway over faggot, you can either spend the next few decades making it better or just wallowing in your own mediocrity and wasting it away; up to you.

I couldn't help but read that without thinking some Arabic saying that.

Also;

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Klingons versus the Nazi's.

I'd find a way to create a massive, world spanning recreation of the real world. Then I would activate it, essentially trapping everyone in the matrix without their knowledge. I would then use my apparently god-like powers to rewrite what I saw fit, guiding people I saw as worthy to aid me in crushing out all corruption and evil with my sorcery. After that I would reward my followers by making anime real and granting them their waifus before finally uniting with mine and leaving with her to another server where we would spend the remainder of our days playing video games, raising our children and cuddling, the truth of the world disappearing with us

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Lets say that we want do want to find the value for some number n divided by zero. Lets assume 1 to make the example clearer. We may not be able to get to exactly 0, but what about getting really, really close?
1/0.5 = 2
1/0.1 = 10
1/0.01 = 100
1/0.001 = 1000
So the closer we get to 0, the closer we get to infinity. but what about approaching 0 from the other side? From the negatives?
1/0.5 = -2
1/0.1 = -10
1/0.01 = -100
1/0.001 = -1000
Now as the denominator gets closer and closer to zero, the fraction get's closer and closer to negative infinity, which is the opposite of the answer we got before. Just look at a graph of 1/x as x gets closer to 0 from the positive side it goes up, and as it gets closer to 0 at the negative side it goes down. wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1/x
So what happens exactly at 0? It can't be both positive infinity and negative infinity at the same time, so we say it's undefined.
However this isn't strictly true, in some forms of math they assign n/0 to a value (like complex infinity) because in that field it's useful for whatever reason. But in everyday life we don't deal with stuff like that so it's best to call it undefined.

well after i've fucked my nutts off, i would use it to simulate a jetfigthersim. and then a customized apollo style mission to the moon.

This is the only correct answer.

Should be Ej, Edge, n Edgy

Dividing by zero leads to an undefined number.
You're thinking of MULTIPLYING

That's if you're dividing 0 by another number.
Dividing other numbers by 0 causes a lot of problems, and I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that 0/0=1.

0/0 does not equal one. It's an exception.

0/0 is undefined.

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A game where you build machines to fight.
Think something like Robot Wars without the material cost and having to worry about spontaneously defective parts.


Old people get all the cool shit.

Artificial Academy: Holosuite Edition.

maybe if we had holodecks we could have canes and stuff

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Maybe in America.

1) Bondage room with buxom latex-covered ladies.

2) Stereotypical fantasy adventure.

Vulcan Love Slave. The only legitimate answer.

So you can feel stuff happen to you in the holosuite, otherwise there'd be no point, so what's your escape plan if you piss off a yandere chick and she tries to stab you without Big Boss there to save you?

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I think we'd all do the same thing. Replay that one visual novel over and over.

Probably fuck both Dax's at the same time.

If you spent too long in a holodeck at a single stretch wouldn't your body begin to incorporate the simulated matter into it?

Well I guess that would arouse the assimilation/vore fetishes

There's likely failsafes in place to prevent that.

At first I thought that was a screenshot of the VAB from an old version of Kerbal Space Program.

Anyway, I kinda wonder what happens if you fuck a holographic character. When the program ends, is there just a puddle of your cum on the floor? Does the holoprogram dispose of it somehow? What if it mistimes this and "disposes" your dick, instead??

Can it interact directly with the mind? If so I'd use it to play vidya with my tulpa. We'd probably also have a bunch of degenerate sex, but that's a given.

I'd program the Cardassian Liberation of Bajor in its entirety except everyone that dies is replaced by a copy of O'Brien shortly before meeting their end.

The thought of an army of clueless O'Brien clones being swapped with somebody else at the last second to be killed systematically made me laugh.

A happy, peaceful life with my waifu

I know, right?

This

That's pretty autistic

That's Holla Forums for you.

Far as I remember, you can feel things that happen to you in the holosuite, but as long as everything's working right, you can't die.

Just a shame the holodeck malfunctions more often than it works, and starts killing people.

1/0 = x

0(1/0) = 0x

1 = 0

92/0 = x

0(92/0) = 0x

92=0
If we went on long enough with this, we'd have a mathematical proof that all real numbers are equal to 0.
This is why we don't divide by 0.

:^)

Wtf is this SWF?

Are there Federation laws against that? Taking someone's identity for a holosuite fuck program I mean.

What exactly is the point of this?

Pfft, what are they going to do, send the space police?

It's a game

Press down before being hit by a Koopa trooper. You can carry two

I'm sorry about your autism, user. I know it must be tough.

there was a whole DS9 episode about it
Quark wanted a holo image of Kira for a sexy times holosuit program he had been commissioned to make, but she never entered the holosuite for a quick render capture.
It was implied that he reserved the right to capture images of anyone who entered for the purpose of future simulation development

What happens?

Just fucking do it, it's not like it'll kill you.

Famous last words

Vore

Yep, definitely autism.

Don't you know it's true? This is all an illusion.

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Room escape "point and click" adventure game
Only instead of just clicking on stuff and navigating via clicking things you have to explore the environment by foot and hand and pick up stuff and combine them and take them apart with your hands

Who is that? I don't get it.

germany pedophile vn

With how much it malfunctions, you have to wonder why they still let people use it.

If they had it and didn't let people use it, there would be riots. You can't survive on a space station for longer than 60 minutes if you fuck people like that.

It has it's moments.

Don't know who's more autistic, the vorefag, the waifu fags or the math fags

I guarantee if it was a proprietary technology then there wouldn't be as many frequent malfunctions because there would be someone in particular to be held accountable for the loss of life and there would be a ban on the tech before the issue is fixed.

I'm too lazy to check IDs to confirm this, but given that there are multiple waifufags and multiple mathfags, there's probably an intersection in there, that might include the vorefag, though again, I'm too lazy to check.

I would design a completely identical holosuite that would be completely shit at being a holosuite. Things that it would do is


Load up the program, turn 360 degrees and walk out. Message for the kids: VR is cancer, stick to IRL.

pedo/loli/animu poster massacre program

You forgot to tell us it wasn't personal.

xD

I believe you mean personnel.

Nothing personal, kid.

okay, what do i do with the fucking spoon?

Good taste.

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Use it between the white electric things

A Holodeck basically makes you a god in a small room, it's pretty much the perfect entertainment device and you'd never leave it except to pay the bills. I'm not exaggerating the "god" part either you can make an endless horde of elven fuck toys and give yourself super performance enhancing drugs or if you're really daring edit yourself and cut the middle man out or just make your waifu a reality that you change at your whim never going for normal women again. Hell, you could even socialize with other people in holodecks in your own intranets and do who knows what the fuck with each other as if you were really there.

Of course most guys are lazy, so it'd just be super advanced high tech LAN parties., but that's besides the point.

I would recreate and relive that scenario, that gave my brain a one week long dopamine surge.

I'm still waiting for the game where you interact with fantasy worlds via methods of self harm and or suicide, and increasing your abilities by gaining psychological traumas.


The Cat Lady doesn't count.

HARDCORE UNCENSORED FULL FRONTAL walking on the beach holding hands with my gf

Found the newfag

Fuck I need a bed like that connected to my clock

I just want a Mama to keep me warm.

Holodecks break down all the time, turn off the safety and makes the characters try to kill you.
At least Quark keeps his holosuites in good condition to make sure they don't do that. After all, that would be bad for business.

At least the self-cleaning feature should work on both.

I think that might actually be a holosuite program.

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Well to be fair, the characters wanting to kill you is more a mind bogglingly stupid design decision in how they're designed from the get go. Minus animals and the like. Unless I remember those parts about characters in the holodeck being wrong.

I'd make a program to assimilate some borg.

They really knew what they were doing when they cast her.

Star Trek Voyager was definitely the "Force Unleashed" of the Star Trek series.

A program involving my DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASIES♂

…which involves putting my dick inside a girls vagina, and vigorously thrusting it inside until I reach an orgasm. Prefferably involving lots of kissing and interlocked fingers.

A holosuite simulator

Combat sims, though if the holo couldn't produce actually good opponents it would be boring. Like that shit Worf did was hilarious as fuck with how boring it looked.

I just want to taste Ramen once in my life.

Order of factors is indeed irrelevant to the result. Factors in case of 5:3 are not five and three, but rather 5 and one-third as in "5 x 1/3".

5/3 is the same as 5 x 1/3

I'm not a very smart man and I'm foreign.

Common core, everyone

I'm Russian and I had to repeat two years.

i'm a br and i didn't repeat a year

It's only in English but check out Khan Academy if you want to improve at your own pace.

khanacademy.org/math

Мудак.

You literally cannot divide by zero. It's only a theoretical problem with no solution, as dividing something into no parts is absurd.

Уебище

How is this even a question?
I can finally have my deep sea mech game.

what was that thingy of wisdom for anyway?

f u user, it doesn't work.

The one in which I have a girlfriend
Shit man I'd never leave. They never show just how much you could do with the holosuite. I bet you can program that shit to simulate you having the ability to fly.

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That's a big tell that the future of humanity is mostly a dystopian nightmare that is bereft of imagination unless it is directly applied to engineering and statecraft/diplomacy.

They do nothing but remake old novels in their holosuites, Listen to old music, or make simulations and tutorial programs that work for their real-life circumstances.

Just find a good restaurant.
Use the internet.
I never even wanted to try ramen, but my family dragged me to this ramen place in Astoria called Hinomaru.
I didn't think I would like it, but I couldn't get enough, it was great.

shit that's terrifying now that you spell it out like that. I'd be recreating Log Horizon or some shit if I had access to a Holodeck

I usually dislike pepe for its overuse but that gif makes me laugh every time.

Probably because it actually has effort put in to it.

Well, realistically it was done that way because you only have like 45 minutes that you can use to tell your story AND classical music and such is far cheaper to use than making NEW music or using some extrapolation of modern music.
Same with stories used to show them having fun in holodecks.

I think the closest they got to some novel things were on DS9 with Bashir's James Bond knock off and later on that Ocean's 11 knock off.

Harry Kim and Tom Paris doing those Flash Gordon rip offs (they created themselves, at least later on I think) is probably a good example as well.

Going back to pre-WW1 Germany and inhale the greatness.

Ah yes, that was a good example too.
It sucks that they didn't do more with Tom Paris' fascination with 20th century earth. There were some opportunities but it never came up too much.
The episode where they go back in time to the 1990's could have been a great way for Tom's knowledge to shine..but eh..guess not.

Anyway, how much money do you think Quark made off of holodeck programs featuring this crinkle nosed space jewess?

Are you a meme hipster?

The biggest tell for me was when the Doctor in Voyager made his own "holonovel". It was pretty structurally crap to be honest, even forgiving him basing it mostly on reality, but everyone back on Earth ate that shit up like little girls eat up Twilight. I guess this is what you get when the current trend of media being creatively bankrupt continues unabated for another three centuries.

I've been kind of tired of him being used so often for so long
Then again I banepost daily and it never bores me so I guess I have no reason to be mad

I would fuck Leeta

It would be illogical not to.

Why would you fuck that lobe-whore when you have Jadzia Dax rocking around with her fine-ass spots? And after Jadzia you get Ezri, who's not as hot but still way better than Leeta.

Probobly less Ferengi-STDs too.

No. Your tastes are just shit. Pure shit, user.
Not only is Jadzia at best a high 6 in terms of space babes but she is a walking SJW that likes to fuck things that have transparent skulls.
Oh, and don't forget that she went with Worf simply because he was Klingon and she's so TOTALLY INTO KLINGON CULTURE.
Even though when it came to the wedding she became a massive bitch that didn't want anything to do with Klingon rituals.

Jadzia is the worst in every fucking way.

Violated Heroine: VR Edition

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Computer, create 1000 male dolphins of breeding age, bathing in a deep pool full of aphrodisiacs.
Drop one clone of Counsellor Troi into the pool, without a way to climb out.
Disengage safety protocols.

At least it works more often than the warp core ejection system does.

"Computer, end program."