Predator All Female Reboot

Because women need action flicks too apparently. They are actually much more sadistic and immoral than men so maybe this will not be a flop if it's a power fantasy, but then again it might still be.

Tbh it looks incredibly generic so I couldn't care less either way, it's not like anyone is forcing you to watch it and it doesn't look like pozzed to hell propaganda at first sight. It's more of a gimmick or novelty, the Predator themed barbie toy.

I bet it will be as succesful as the new ghostbusters was.

"IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN SHILL IT"

Women have always loved action films, action is what a woman's life is all about, that's why every woman should buy Tampax™, because women and action go together like cotton and vaginas.

Portman is a fucking money grubbing hack.
Also who the fuck would send in a pussysquad to do anything

lol

I thought women couldn't last very long on the battlefield because yeast infections or something to do with their periods?

It should be 8 minutes long before they either get picked off by Predator, shoot each other for no good reason or just give up and cry

IDF training initiation propaganda tbh

Can we have more Zionist that look like this? 🤩😍🤩😍

What happened to the other predator movie? The one with james franco and the good guy predator?

Can't the predator track blood? This is exactly why women weren't allowed to go into the zone.

This opens up the way for the greatest porn parody the world has ever seen: "Sexual Predator" wherein the alien finds and bukkakes each womynsoldier to death.

Women don't like this shit, only beta numales do

I want a moving picture where /ourgal/ brutally massacres muds for the glory of Israel.

Shit-tier cosmic horror (read: shit) book with nothing interesting about it.

Hmmm, the military must be hurting for female recruits.

thoughtco.com/pentagon-support-for-war-films-3438458

Yea no.

/ourgal/ >>>>>>>> natalie tbpfhiykwim(((fam)))

Z*onist sick get out, you already have Israel to shitpost in.

Hey now, this is a zionist board. I hope you're not a sour pic related

It's like you don't even want to help diversify the (((genepool))) ;_;

This is an ethno-centrist board, no Jewish radicals allowed

it already exists

You don't rape food unless you are dirty muslim

Oh boy can't wait to see them judo toss and tae bo kick predators around like sack toys
fuck me the ebin final boss predator is going to be a womyns too isn't it

Absolutely Haram.

Is the climax just the wamman and the predator wamman crossing their arms and mmhmming at each other?

No, it's her finding out that humanity doesn't matter and life is meaningless, like every other stupid fucking nihilist schlock flick.

Jerusalem is the center of the world, so you should want all the jews there tbh

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Except not really.

how is it like being sub-130-IQ quasi-retard?

Provide a proof that shows infinity isn't real, oh wait you can't.

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Still have not meet one. Apparently they are < 5% of all surveyors. Not in class, or working have I still seen one. It's like a unicorn. Apparently they exist but nobody ever sees them.
Come on.

Are you the most butthurt poster to ever have posted here? It seems everything trigger you.

Would you?

is this bait?

so, in theory, most of the 80s franchises could be remade now, but with an all female cast.
All Female Terminator (Robot also female)
All Female Beverly Hills Cop
All Female Revenge of the Nerds
All Female Batteries not Included
All Female Highway to Hell
All Female Scanners
The possibilities are endless

Infinity is real in mathematics, deal with it.

Remove the xenos filth? Take a wild guess.

Where did you get the predator part?

If they did this but as porn I would watch them.

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Whelp, time to get comfy. I have a bunch of new Holla Forums memes to look forward to eviscerating this piece of shit movie.

Does Hollywood even understand that believability is a huge part of the movie-going experience? We buy one or two chicks on a delta squad because ok, there might be a couple outliers physically capable of carrying out the requirements, but an entire squadron of females.

What makes it worse, even women don't buy this horseshit. Women don't want to win, they want to be with a winner. So who is this movie even for? You can't overwrite a million years of evolution with 100 years of kiked frankfurt school bullshit.

I don't even buy Natalie Portman holding a gun. I mean, look at her ffs. Notice the crease on her right brow. She's closing her right eye, rookie mistake fucking #1 when aiming a rifle. The goofus on her right looks like she has both eyes closed.

Just end it all. Let WW3 happen already.

The funny thing is, there are right ways to do this? Remember The Descent?
A group of women on a caving trip that goes bad. I can believe that.
An all female military squad. Why?

Not anymore apparently because Hollywood is run by incompetent fucktards.

The book is retarded and explains it with "lol we just dont know how le spoop zone works :D".

People tried to say Death Proof was a good female-dominant movie but it was so fucking boring I turned it off 20 minutes into the movie.

If it were nothing but the car chases, it might have been fun. Quentin decided half of the movie needed to be inane conversation about nothing though.

I will give him credit, though, it was an accurate depiction of what it's like to be in a car with 3 women for an hour. boring, and full of inane chatter about irrelevant topics

great another thing I used to like where my only options are now
1 indifference that nobody will believe
2 sucking hitler's cock
3 sucking tranny cock

You don't remember that part in Predator where there was a giant jello mold that had funny plants and weredeers growing out of it? Maybe try watching it again. It's kind of easy to miss.

I saw a little bit of Alien in it.

Well there is a girl cocking an AR-15 like a pump action shotgun and it makes the noise of the pump action…

Pure /k/ino.