Gather your fireteams, gamers!

I didn't know the new nVidia cards came with water cooling.

Neat.

I hate you

it means you can sell your xbone now shit's going to win10

win10
10 is X in roman nvmerals
winX
winXbox

It was always there.

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I'm sick of all this Nvidia slander, there's nothing wrong with their cards. I run a quad 980ti SLI set up and nothing has ever gone wro

Kek

looks degener-fun

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It's code for activating RWDS cells.

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Wojak is gonna electrocute the gay outta you.

What's his name, again?

Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "100 amps to the nipple clamps" Pence

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Fireteam, isn't that a Destiny thing?

Mike "Frag grenade for the fag parade" Pence

Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence

I like you

You're really fucking bad at this
"God's path or Tesla's wrath" sounds so much better. Concise and elegant.
t. cuck poet

Again, you're really fucking bad at this. Here's some suggestions.
"Boners for men? Dial to ten!"
"Got a boner for men? Turn the dial to ten!"
"The dial to ten turns for lusters of men" (this one's kinda archaic but whatever)

Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence

I think you might have autism fam

Every single suggestion you made is absolutely terrible compared to the one you are criticizing.

Oh fuck, I just replied to a tripfag.
Named BURCH.

i keep forgetting to remove my trip
anyway the point is these are either supposed to be witty (deus vult) or sound pleasing
"If you like men, the dial goes to ten" just sounds boring
it has no aesthetic quality to it whatsoever
you need a short, catchy rhyme, and that's not catchy at all. any attempt to read it as a rhyme fails because it's not worded well
it limits itself to only being readable in normal-speak, which takes away from the quality of it as a rhyme

"Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" is better but face would sound better than feel

remove yourself

Gather your firearms?

Mike "Electric fear for every queer" Pence
Mike "Anal chaser? Erase 'er!" Pence
Mike "Strap them to the electric" Pence
Mike "Bare backed to hell" Pence
Mike "A holocaust new for gay and jew" Pence
Mike "Electromancy for Nancy" Pence
Mike "Make s'mores out of whores" Pence

i tried

Mike "Shock all dykes with electric pikes" Pence

Esports, because companies want video games to become like the nfl and make them more dosh.

Clumsy.

Doesn't work.

I don't get it.

Trying way too hard with that anastrophe.

Not a real word.

Gay figures of speech can't make your shit funny "poet".

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sounds fine to me fam

it was supposed to be bare back, fuck

language is a tool to facilitate communication, not a religion
electromancy for nancy is the best one IMO

You are the only one who will ever post those names. They are mostly bad and don't flow. Your taste is weird.

nah

has a similar sound and is 9/10

Is that a Prebuilt PC that's also a Xbox One
Or am I imagining things

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You're imagining there are video games for it.

Video games?
Don't fool me user, they don't exist anymore

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Mike "Pray for gay" Pence
Mike "If you hate the dyke, go take a hike" Pence
Mike "Let the queer gather near" Pence
Mike "Wrong gender identity? Give them no penalty!" Pence
Mike "Perfect equality for every mentality" Pence
Mike "Our father Ezekiel loved all made men equal" Pence
Mike "Abortion of life isn't worth civil strife" Pence
Mike "The garden of Eden was tended by gay men" Pence
Mike "Let no man demand that gay rights be canned" Pence
Mike "A lack of posterity shall save our prosperity" Pence
Mike "Wanting gay dick won't make you sick" Pence
Mike "Hating girls who eat pussy means you're a wussy" Pence
Mike "Dock your cock in my pocket" Pence
Mike "Each bigot and border must fall for true order" Pence
Mike "To Thailand to snip? We'll pay for your trip!" Pence

It means we #firedragons now.

That's what i understand from a marketing perspective. FUCK MICROSOFT

saved

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Well a fireteam is an essential component to the US Army in terms of putting together groups, with two fireteams working together to form a squad. I believe that the implication is that XBox gamers are one of these fireteams, and Windows gamers are the other, with both coming together to form a squad. The term squad is often used by people to refer to a group. I believe that at the semantic level, the implication is that all people who use Microsoft gaming are therefore being associated as friends, and by coming together in two groups, it would be capable to have both a support team and an assault team in order to clear out groups of Nintendo and PS3 gamers, who are all clumped together into individual patrol bases.

I knew this was coming and I still laughed.

Is cuckchan down or something?

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What point did i prove?
Entertain me monkey.

5 star post, user.

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That's what i thought.

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This year has been a crazy ride

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someone should add Intel to that, with a picture of a horse-drawn buggy

whats is this new meme about pence zapping fags ? I dont follow news

Degenerates are terrified of Pence since he supposedly supports fag conversion therapy which they associate with electroshock.

Mike “Lightning McQueer” Pence

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noice

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Thanks Microsoft, but I like PlayStation more.

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The best part is it's just them falling for their own propaganda, whereas Holla Forums has fun with it in the typical fashion

fireteam ME standing by

What is happening here? Some kind of aerosol chemical inside the vehicle being ignited?

Screams never get old

They're blazing up.

They used too much fucking hairspray. Note how the guy in the back's hair goes up like an oil-soaked rag.

They come for my cuteboys or my dragon dildos, they're gonna be picking their gibs off rooftops a county away, I tell you hwat.

Putting aside inflammatory remarks about graphics cards, the only game I think of that primarily uses the word fireteam is destiny.

i used to play Destiny with some of my normalfag friends so i can explain

"fireteam" is a party in Destiny

to do the high level raids in Destiny you need to have a premade fireteam (dev logic is that raids are too hard and require too much team coordination for random matchmaking)

so, to find fireteams to do the raids on players are forced to use websites "destinyteamfighter.com" or something to find people to do the raids with which is essentially the same as random matchmaking anyway

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So does this mean Destiny is coming to PC? A cursory search brings up stuff about a sequel being on PC.

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Is there an after pic?

only 6% of burns on body
it was leaking Fid Fad spray

It's fucking overcooked! Do it again, or fuck off!

I'm more impressed he still has his hair.

ok so it seems they were huffing the gas as cheap drug and got into panic mode when vid was viral pleading people to not share it
they are rich so im suprised they are scared but it seems nothing happened to them

SHOCKMASTER PENCE

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no, it means you need to use your PC to find a fireteam

i don't know why they thought that would be a selling point or why they made an ad about it, though

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