Mario X Rabbids

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It really makes sense for a current Nintendo decision.
It falls perfectly in step after Pokemon GO, NES Classic, and Mario mobile.
It's like the company had it's head chopped off.
That's not just a Holla Forums sentiment either. Any normalfag under the age of 40 will tell you that smartphone games isn't real video games. They play them, but they consider console and PC games to be on a more serious level.

But really, I'm just going off about some shit that's probably coming from what is a new p4rgaming site.

It's likely going to be that Mario Demo they showed in the Switch Preview.

Reason being I can't see Nintendo blowing their load on two Mario launch games.

Although THAT Demo is suppose to be linear and not true 3D roaming.

stopped reading there. Rumorfags are cancer and their threads deserve to be burned.

Remember when Amiibos were "just a rumor"?

Designed and failed to pander to little kids.
I could go off on a huge tangent about how absolutely terrible rabbids are as a stab at creating a merchandise-able character.

You're on Holla Forums. If you CAN go on a huge tangent about video games, you SHOULD go on a huge tangent about video games.

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that way everyone can call you a faggot after a minute of typing

Here's the tangent: they're "silly" and thus marketable to children. There I saved you 5 minutes of your time and us from your autism.

well said, its a shame theyre not more popular as shitposting material

but user, i hate minions

They're not "silly". They're ugly and aggravating, and everything about their design makes them akin to vermin.

Minions are a good comparison to rabbids.
Minions are actually are designed properly to be the merchandising machine they are, and have been successful.
Rabbids wish they were Minions.
The jerk-offs at Ubisoft make inhuman shreiking vermin and tell themselves they've made something as marketable as Minions.

Which is why I put silly in quotes, you fucking retarded autistic faggot

no you dont

No, the major downfall was that they never gave the rabbits a proper catchphrase. Minions have
BANANA
rabbits have
a bit of money since I actually spent money on the first one under the ignorance-fueled assumption it was tangentially Rayman-based

OR they are a complete rip-off that had more exposure due to appearing in a shitty movie made by a popular Pixar knockoff.

Illumination Entertainment became popular because of the movie, dumbass. The movie wasn't seen because they were popular.

rabbids have AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, so it's not really marketable

I thought those things were dead after they were universally hated and not making any money, but apparently they now have more games than Rayman and a tv show

Were rabbids ever popular though? I remember it seeming forced as hell the first time around.

BUT

THEY

CAN

DANCE

They never were.

They weren't. But now that they're about to mix with a series that IS popular, they have the opportunity to cancel out Minion popularity and make the world right again.

The sad thing is that this is going to more imaginative and original than any Mario RPG in the last 5 years.

I can ignore minions pretty effectively, but if all this cancer moves to video games, it won't be pretty

Oh boy, the original Minions. Can't wait.

Well, at least you can take solace in the fact that the game lets you kill off all the rabbids you wa-

Oh fuck off faggot. I thought it was a Dreamworks movie, but excuse me for not updating my shitty movie compendium.

Minions ain't no grand slam, but nothing as incompetent as Rabbids is gonna replace it.

Why? The rabbids haven't been around since the Wii era, why not make a Mario x Rayman game instead?

If the RPG itself it memorable enough, at least memorable enough in ways that the tumblrtale crowd like, their incompetence won't matter. Quality will be projected by everyone onto the rabbids, and nothing will ever be the same.

Even if there are friendly/playable Rabbids at least you get to kill all the other ones, so who knows, maybe it will be a good game too.
Is this the reason why Ubisoft was shilling so hard for the NX in the past months? I hope they'll at least put some Rayman reference.

with how recent rayman games have included sexy 2d girls, i would like to have seen how that would turn out.

no, separate it as much as you can, I don't want ubishit to remember they came from Rayman

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Apparently the Rabbid games are fairly decent. I think they had the problem BK Nuts and Bolts did; decent premise latched onto the wrong franchise.

Either way it seems like a risk and it could be a fun game. I'm probably not buying a switch, since i still have my wii u games (eg w101) to play through.

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Why do people keep bumping this shit thread?

i think theyre a bit too coherent and calm to be considered minions tier, but i see where youre coming from. ill play along.

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oh no not those little shits

you mean in a few hour, the second it was announced an army of r34fags awoke from their slumber to begin work

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No springs!

When do we get tactical minion fps games?

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this, pretty much this
it's a real shame though because the original shorts were more on the fun side than the annoying side, plus the idea behind what would later become Raving Rabbids was a dope version of Rayman 2 but with much lighter tones and the costumes shit from 3.
They also have a game about building a tower to the moon by running people over with a shopping cart.

JESUS FUCK WHY DOES NOTHING SHUT UP

why are the graphics ps2 tier?

ahahahaha how is getting annoyed real just put on earmuffs nigga just turn off the volume hahahaha

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Yeah it's like this for 80% of the game. There's some parts in like a park that functions like a hub where you don't get as much sound vomit, but there's a shitload of action segments that require quasi-perfect movements with "realistic" shopping cart physics (they swerve slightly).

Here's the real original minions. Isn't Furby a ripoff of these guys?

I dunno user, I can't quite see the resemblance.

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Even if it were possible to make a good game from such a shitty Rabbids IP Ubisoft would not be the company to pull it off, I played Rayman Legends, and fuck me that game was shit.

If this is part of the deal to get Beyond Good and Evil 2 developed and Switch exclusive then I don't care, I'm not going to play Rabbids x Mario anyway, based on other Rumours by the same sources the Switch will have so many fucking games Year one that I won't for a second be able to care about shitty flash in the pan Rayman spin-off trash.

Nigga you retarded, your argument is cherry picked as all fuck, Nintendo released tonnes of shitty Tie in Mario stuff in the past like the film, the tv series, and those awful pc games, and Mario is still the strongest video gaming IP bar none. Putting Pokemon GO out didn't devalue pokemon, it increased public awareness and boosted sales for Pokemon games which was Nintendo's fucking plan with this tie in shit, it's the same shit with the Nintendo theme park and the Pokemon movie and these Mobile games, and it's fucking working despite what you may want to be true, Mario Run will in no way cheapen the upcoming 3d Mario game, it won't kill Mario's own legacy because you don't like Mobile games, if anything Nintendo are running the smartest strategy in years and people are too dumb to realize it, because it's fucking working.

I sometimes can't believe I come here and see posts this poorly thought out.

Please just kill yourself, you'd be saving people so much time.

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What's wrong with either? Popularity? Are we still hipster board? What about all these nintendo threads then? How are rabbits/minions different from mario and sonic?
They are not

mario and sonic actually had good games

There is literally nothing wrong with being Rabbid.

So do rabbits. Dunno about the other thing.

well, let's hear it then

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BANANA=

jk

well, I am a faggot so

Origins. Probably Legends too, but I haven't played it yet.

But Origins doesn't have Rabbids

those 2 are Rayman games, and both are excellent indeed

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didn't mean to sage

What a great opening note for nintendo's new playbox! I bet it'll even be as successful as the Wii U!

They're the same franchise. Some mario games don't have mushroom things too.

So is this a Rayman game too?

It is part of the rayman franchise so yes

and this is clearly a part of an acclaimed turn based strategy series

Yes? I mean what Mario cart is not mario game because it isn't platformer? Or mario RPG?

they have mario in it, in a lead role too, unlike rabbids, which have forgotten rayman after 1 game thank fuck

This is such an accurate description.
I really hope this rumor isn't true.

But Rabbids Go Home is an actually good game

This. It's the only good rabbids game

i mean how that single character out of everyone in toy story got merchandised to hell and back

yeah, the video clearly shows it, doesn't it?

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if you were a autismo who likes collecting stupid shit, yes it's a good game for you autistic fucks

just fuck my console up

It's really not that bad. And some parts are very funny to watch. Also you can customize your rabbid to look like anything.

I made a bane and cia rabbit. Also a hitler one

whoops

Listen you stupid nigger, just get to the point

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Meh!

Any remaining interest I had in the Switch is fucking gone.

Thats a rayman game

To be fair, Child of Light was a better paper mario game than paper mario has been in ~15 years.

It's both, kinda.

Rayman is just shoehorned in there to piggyback off it's mild success.

also, that's not the real raving rabbids, this is

I feel great shame that the first thing I thought of when reading this is being reminded of an old Youtube Poop where Mario & friends were being invaded by the rabbids

tfw it's not Bloody Good time with Mario characters or The Ship (a game where Trump shows up) Also the whole thing sounds like Gmod video.

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Rabbids sold great on the Wii U- one of the few third party franchises to do so- not surprising that Ubisoft is cosy with Nintendo.

(checked) but that's true, at least compared to all the other Rabbids games. I'd still not suggest people buy or rent it, but it's good if you want an old fashioned collectaton.

pics

I really hated that art style, something about Rayman not being exactly Rayman and the rabbits not being exactly moronic looking gets me kind of mad.

Which is shit because it's more of a tech demo than a collection of games. Wii Sports had more labor put into it and that was just waggling against friends.
Another thing I'll never understand is how did they make the jump to the real world, I thought it was established in the lore that they lived deep underground in Rayman's universe, took over the world and all Rayman did was get out of the colosseum.

From what I've heard it's pretty decent, the story is just shit and the western version is censored to hell.

it was over 20 years ago, when nintendo was still a multiplatform company releasing donkey kong for atari 2600 and mario appeared in DOS games.

now that they are multibillion company with it's own line of popular hardware and moneyprinting franchises they have no excuses. nintendo is going to follow the Apple where without a good leadership it slowly turns into soulless company releasing the same shit over and over again and after waking up in the whole new market they try the most retarded shit to stop hemorrhaging money

Reminds me of Whacked. Also PORN WHEN

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Anyway if Rayman doesn't join the party it's not gonna be good

I really really really really really hope that this is fake

this is the closest rabbids got to being a real rayman game

How did this happen?

there was a sonic olympics crossover game. i think thats less weird than a mario rabbids crossover rpg.

nigga

Who?
I was just arguing about how Minions were actually made by competent marketers, for marketing. I'm not a "fan" of Minions.

There's just some very basic rules and guidelines to making a character that is generically appeasable to the masses, and the Rabbids contradict every single one of those rules, yet Ubisoft keeps throwing them at consumers while screaming "WHY DOESN'T IT WORK?"
And that grinds my gears.

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You really do not understand the feeling.

DID YOU LOOK AT THE FUCKING TITLE IN THE OP

Thanks for confirming that you have brain damage.

You two are total faggots.

Why do you like toddler appealing wallace and grommit rabbits that scream for no fucking reason?

yes, thats something you can do on Holla Forums. welcome newfriend

Honestly, this is like the "minecraft in Smash." rumor. It just sounds wrong on so many levels.

And fuck, worse case scenario it ends up being real and sells well for being a launch title. Can't wait for them to push aside Alpha dream, and extinguish Paper Mario's tiny little flame for the new line of Ubisoft and Nintendo RPGs.

Want to know something scary? It'll probably have a Socjus-influenced story & script for this piece of shit like a certain Paper Mario game.

Of all the franchises, why the Rabbids? Are Rabbids even popular?

Rabbids 2 was okay, and probably the best of the Rabbid games (they all suck).

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Just

They weren't even that good when they first came out on the Wii. Why the fuck do they think they have a chance now?

I have a strong sense of dread you'll come to regret asking that. A strong sense of dread that might make us wish the game were about minions instead.

The switch is going to end up just like the wii U isn't it? No third party games beside launch titles.

Don't worry user, we'll also get Mario X Rabbids: The Thousand Years of Backtracking, and Super Mario X Rabbids.

What the fucking shit?
Who gave that nigger an NX?

user, it's called the Switch now.

NX will always sound cooler

I think I'll screencap that on the off-chance that it becomes a similar degree of "completely fucking wrong" as this guy was (albeit hopefully not in the r34 department, but still).

Make sure to screenshot this:
along with it.

Should I stitch them together or no?

Go ahead and stitch them together, sure.

But that's the first game with Rabbids in, they couldn't have had any success yet.

That 3D Mario from the Switch reveal is also supposedly a launch game.

Here.

Who was second wrongest?

Pic related.

He was wrong for a while, but now he's only wrong about Nintendo right?

who's the first most wrongerest man who ever lived?

him

torrent sites are dying left and right, nobody bothers to seed anything anymore and ddl warez sites report each other because they're jerks

I wish you had a Bane one as well but that's a pretty good CIA

Thanks ill make a bane one soon

Fuck.

Double fuck.

jesus fuck I remember that, I didn't know it was a commercial though; also image Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi whacking shit like the greasy italians they are.

Your dubs confirm we're all fucked.

Shit, I think I remembered that too.

May as well post it then.

Remember when Raddis were actually Rayman 4 designed for the Wii?
Yeah, I bought them for PC expecting that.
I'll never get my Rayman 2: Part 2, will I?

Raving Rabbids were a mistake.
RIP Rayman.

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I never liked Rayman 3 that much. It's pretty good, but that's it.
I adore Rayman 2 though

So does that mean that an AC character might have a chance of getting in Smash Bros? Reminder that the only decent AC game was also on the Wii U.

It means the game's playable rabbid partner will be in the next smash.

this means rayman in smash right?

I actually wouldn't mind having Rayman in Smash, I can imagine a tripple jump like move where he uses his helicopter hair to float down slowly and shit

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dis gonna b gud

Did someone say minions?

No, we said rabbids.

Other than the party members already mentioned, who else does everyone want to see playable?

Huh, I wonder what that means?

The only possible way this won't be absolute trash is if Ubisoft uses the South Park RPG engine they have lying around. I still have no hope that it will be any good if it is real, but that's the only bright side to this mess.

nigger i'm buying any of that shit.

They should use SDK, for datamining and shit

Here's one not vidya related.

Geno

What if they also end up using Paper Mario partners?

Rabbids are the video game version of minions.

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they come out of the toilet.
what, did you want a GOOD reason?

It's fuRyu tier.

You can hack a Vita in 12 seconds.

Wait, is it true this is going to be an SRPG? That really concerns me, especially if it ends up being real-time. I mean, what if we end up getting Pikmin with Rabbids?